As the saying goes, tens of thousands of people are boundless, and the large army of 300,000 corpse soldiers is even more terrifying. They crowd together like a sea, occupying all the streets in the entire district, and even the rooftops and the sky are filled with corpses.
The figures of the corpse soldiers ranged from tall to short, fat and thin.
"Da da da..."
A rare white corpse horse slowly walked onto the street. The large army of corpse soldiers separated automatically to make way for it. The corpse soldiers present knelt down and lowered their heads.
My own wild head.
certainly!
The person riding the white horse may not necessarily be Tang Monk, but could also be a member of Zhao Daguan. Moreover, Zhao Daguan himself did not expect that the corpse soldiers who chased him like dogs all over the city would actually change their identity today and become the masters of these corpse soldiers.
"It's nature that plays tricks on people!"
Zhao Guanren lifted the silver helmet visor and lit a cigarette leisurely. He seemed to enjoy the way thousands of corpse soldiers surrendered to him, but he really should enjoy it. Among the 300,000 corpse soldiers, he was the only one like him.
Humanity alone.
"Why didn't your lady come to see you off..."
Qi Sha rode a giant wolf out of the intersection, followed by Yi Shui's wolf cavalry. The heavy cavalry led by Zhu Tou Feng followed far behind, looking like a frustrated little mother.
"Do you think this is a place for people..."
Zhao Guanren blew smoke at her and said: "Three hundred thousand corpse soldiers, the corpse gas is soaring to the sky. If my wife's delicate body is contaminated, why won't my son come to settle accounts with me after he is born? Let's talk about a small battle.
That’s all, go and come back!”
"Then let's go on an expedition, Generalissimo..."
Qisha rode up to him with a smile on his face, half a step behind him in a sensible manner, while Zhao Guanren took out a signal gun and shot it into the sky with a bang.
"Wow~"
All 300,000 red-eyed corpse soldiers stood up, and 50,000 harpies instantly covered the sky. The leader walked in front with a tower shield on his back, and the middle array was all spearmen, followed closely behind by skeleton archers, and a large number of others.
The cavalry pressed forward at the end.
"Let's meow together, meow together, and prepare to sing..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand high-spiritedly, and the high-level corpse soldiers who could speak all raised their heads, and all started a chorus as if they were conditioned reflexes.
"Meow meow together..."
Qi Sha also liked this song very much. With his black cat tail swaying behind him, he took the initiative to lead a group of female cat people to sing it very happily. Even the giant wolves of the Wolf Cavalry shook their heads along with it, looking like they were having an epileptic seizure.
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"Seven Shas! How long can we walk to leave the dark area..."
After Zhao Guanren finished singing, he flicked the cigarette butt in his hand and hit a female orc on the buttocks. She turned around and smiled at him coquettishly.
Qisha smiled and said: "If we speed up the march, we should be able to go out at seven o'clock tonight. We are at the center of the sky!"
"I'll go! If I had known I would drive a tractor, what kind of horse would I ride..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head with an unlucky face, but Qi Sha smiled and said: "I have prepared a sedan for you. You can go in and have a rest when you are tired, but are you sure that 300,000 people can defeat the Black Demon? In case of a fight,
If we lose, this queen will lose her life!"
"Okay! I can't bear to let you die..."
Zhao Guanren touched her face casually. Seeing his confident look, Qi Sha smiled slightly and said nothing. But could Zhao Guanren really mobilize his troops? Anyone who knew him knew that the answer was yes.
He won't!
He doesn't even know where the archers should be ranked. Just because he can defeat the big demon kings is nothing, it doesn't mean he has the ability to command an army of 300,000. He is only good at small gang crimes. Thirty people is basically the upper limit. If there are more than thirty people,
He almost never won the job.
"Oh~ No! I have to poop..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly covered his belly and ran away. He quickly ran to a RV on the side of the road, jumped off the horse and got in.
“A lazy ass rubs his body and urinates a lot…
…”
Qi Sha rolled his eyes angrily, and had no choice but to lead the wolf cavalry to follow him, and said with a smile: "Generalissimo! You are the only human here, what's the point of being embarrassed? It's convenient for you to squat on the road and no one will look at you.
ah!"
"Hi~oh..."
Zhao Guanren groaned in pain inside, and after a while he said: "A lot of the food you sent has expired, which hurts my stomach. And I didn't bring any paper. Come in and give me the tail."
I’ll return it to you after wiping it clean!”
"My tail doesn't have much hair and I can't wipe it clean. I'll find you a little fox..."
Qisha waved lazily, and a white-tailed fox girl immediately ran over, raised her tail and got in without hesitation.
"Hahaha……"
Who would have thought that the little fox girl actually giggled and said coquettishly: "Sir! No, if we delay any longer, we will fall behind. Can someone please serve you in the sedan chair?"
"What's the rush?"
Zhao Guanren said with a lewd smile: "It takes seven or eight hours to walk outside. When I finish it, I can catch up with my horse in time. Take off your leather armor and let me, the Demon King, enjoy it!"
"Sir! I can't help it. Delaying the military plane will lead to beheading. Oh my lord..."
"Zhao Guanren!"
Qisha suddenly opened the door and got into the RV, grabbed the half-dressed little fox girl, threw her out of the car and said angrily: "I have prepared a ready-made sedan for you, you can do whatever you want, but you
If you insist on staying here and not leaving, what on earth do you want to do?"
"I can't use it on the sedan chair. I have to relax before the battle..."
Zhao Guanren sat on the small bed of the RV, took off the plate armor that was in the way, walked up to her with a smile, closed the door, and touched her tail.
"What are you doing?"
Qisha quickly pushed him back and said angrily: "Don't even think about attacking me. Although I am your subordinate, I have no obligation to relax with you. You can choose any of my subordinates. There are many more beautiful than me!"
"But I have a soft spot for you..."
Zhao Guanren took out a tin can, opened it and handed it to her and said: "Kitten! This is a small gift I specially prepared for you. Whether you let me touch it or not, I have to express my feelings for you.
, do you smell the fragrance?"
"What's this……"
Qi Sha subconsciously leaned over and took a sniff. Unexpectedly, she suddenly trembled, grabbed Zhao Guanren's wrist and sniffed deeply for several times. She actually said excitedly: "It smells so good! It smells so good, I feel... I feel like I'm going to float."
,meow~”
Qi Sha actually meowed like a cat in heat, drooling out of excitement, then stuck out his tongue and took a big lick in the jar, then fell to the ground, rolling back and forth with his tail between his legs, and his face was red.
Tearing at the leather armor.
"Wow! The effect is so good..."
Zhao Guanren was surprised and sniffed the small tin can, then hurriedly dug out a ball of green mucus, smeared it all on his body, squatted down, and said with a bad smile: "Hehe~ you are such a naughty cat, catnip tastes good.
Well, I still have a lot of them!"
"Meow~"
"Queen! Are you okay..."
The matchmaker opened the car door in confusion, and suddenly she saw Qisha pressing Zhao Guanren to the ground, holding his head and kissing him again and again, looking like a wild little cat girl who wanted to eat people.
"Do you think something is wrong with her..."
Zhao Guanren held Qisha in his arms and said with a lewd smile: "The war is about to begin! Relax, you guys wait patiently outside for a while, we will come out after we finish our work!"
"Uh~Okay!"
The matchmaker closed the door with a weird look on her face. I am afraid that no one in the dead clan would take chastity seriously except Qingbai Shuangjiao. Qi Sha did not let Zhao Guanren touch her just for the sake of face, and it had nothing to do with chastity or anything like that.
"Sir! Your Majesty, she will not..."
The little fox lady came over in surprise. The matchmaker waved her hand gently and said: "Zhao Guanren has coveted your majesty for a long time. He deliberately
By refusing to leave, he obviously wants to take advantage of His Majesty, and His Majesty can only let him get what he wants, what a despicable guy!"
"Your Majesty is not here, do you want me to go in and help..."
The little fox girl tiptoed to the window, peeked through the gap in the curtain, immediately covered her mouth and ran back with a smile: "Your Majesty is so coquettish... no no! I mean, your Majesty is so excited, I guess Zhao Guanren is a little bit too.
The tactics have made His Majesty emotional!"
"Damn girl!"
The matchmaker slapped her angrily and pretended to be angry: "Your majesty, are you allowed to peek? If I look at you again, I'll dig out your eyeballs. Just stay here. You're not allowed to go there unless your majesty tells you. That's right!"
Go get a bucket of clean water, Your Majesty will clean it later!"
"Meow~"
Another ecstatic meow came from the RV, which made the matchmaker cover her mouth and giggle. However, the wait lasted more than 20 minutes. Although the RV stopped shaking, Qisha was still meowing there.
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"Why are you so horny? You can't really taste the sweetness..."
The matchmaker frowned suspiciously, but a male cat man suddenly ran over and said, "Sir! Your Majesty's voice doesn't seem right. This is not the sound of a female cat in heat. Instead, it sounds like she is possessed. Listen to it.
I feel so confused!"
"Oops!"
The matchmaker rushed over and pulled open the car door. Zhao Guanren was nowhere to be seen. Only the disheveled Qisha was left curled up on the ground, holding Zhao Guanren's armor and meowing, looking like he would not give money after being ruined, but he still took the initiative.
It's silly to help give birth to a baby.
The male catman covered his nose and exclaimed: "No! Cat Love Grass, Cat Love Grass with added ingredients, Your Majesty has been poisoned!"
"Quickly detoxify Your Majesty..."
The matchmaker rushed in anxiously and opened the cot, but there was still no trace of Zhao Guanren. She immediately tore open the roof of the car angrily, jumped on the roof of the car and looked around, but the surrounding area was surrounded by the army, and Zhao Guanren turned into a fly.
Can't escape.
"typical!"
The matchmaker suddenly realized something and immediately jumped out of the car and lay down to take a look.
really!
There was a manhole cover that had been removed under the car, and a large hole was cut out in the chassis of the RV. Zhao Guanren must have gotten into the sewer from the car.
"Come quickly! Go to the Guangming Tower to chase Zhao Guanren, don't let him escape..."
The matchmaker jumped and shouted, and at this moment Qi Sha also woke up and rolled out of the car naked.
"Your Majesty! Are you okay..."
The matchmaker hurriedly ran over to help her, but Qi Sha beat the ground and howled angrily: "Asshole! The bastard ruined people, and he actually ruined it on my head. I'm going to cut his woman into pieces, hurry up."
I’ll get Zhou Miao down!”
"Chirp~"
A huge harpy rushed into the sky, and soon grabbed a small harpy and swooped down. The little harpy shrank his head with an innocent face, holding a woman tightly in his talons and did not dare to
release.
"No! This doesn't seem to be Zhou Miao..."
The matchmaker hurried over and lifted the woman's unruly hair. As expected, it was not Zhou Miao himself, but a maid in Zhou Miao's house.
"Why is the magic ring on her feet..."
Qisha pointed at the maid's ankle in surprise, while the matchmaker said angrily: "Your Majesty! Zhao Guanren has seen through our game. He put a fake magic ring on this woman's foot and transferred Zhou Miao to the contract. Hurry up.
Inform Yongye to intercept them!"
"Notice..."
Qi Sha sat on the ground and trembled with anger. He gritted his teeth and said, "How do you want me to tell Yong Ye that I was raped by Zhao Guanren and let him run away with a woman? Please catch him quickly."
, life or death!"
"Hmph~ Idiot! Complete idiot..."
A cold snort suddenly sounded in the air, and he said angrily: "Qi Sha! I know you are no match for Zhao Guanren, but you lost so completely. You let me down so much. If Zhao Guanren runs away today, I will kill you."