"If there is a long drought, there will be locusts! If there are no locusts, there will be demons..."
A man in a white robe stood on the wet river bed. He looked thin and pale in his mid-thirties, holding a handful of blood-red soil in his hand. He looked up at the dozens of broken skeletons in front of him, his brows furrowed.
He wrinkled deeply into the character "Sichuan".
"Liu Taibai! Do you see any tricks..."
A group of boss-like people rushed over, followed by a large number of armed guards, and many women and children were crying in the rear.
A chubby man said: "The three nearby rivers all dried up at once, and all the wells ran out of water. Moreover, hundreds of people were killed in one night, all by killing without eating. This is not like the method of exterminating a clan!"
"It's not a dead tribe! I'm afraid it's a local zombie..."
Liu Taibai picked up a blue sword and frowned: "The corpse energy of the dead clan is restrained and will not leak out until they are dead, but the corpse energy is lingering here, the dead have been sucked dry of blood, and the river has disappeared for no reason. I suspect that something happened.
There is Drought, a native zombie that can cause drought!"
A group of people asked in astonishment: "Are they the kind of zombies collected by Taoist priests in Maoshan?"
"Drought demons were originally very rare, but with the help of the extinct clan, they also jumped out and caused harm to the world..."
Liu Taibai raised his head and said: "We, the Demon Subduing Heavenly Sect, have always taken it as our duty to eliminate demons and protect the way. We are not afraid of the army of dead tribes, let alone a small drought demon. Don't worry, fellow villagers, I will definitely find it."
This drought demon needs to give you an explanation!"
"Okay! Well done to the Demon-Conquering Heavenly Sect..."
The bosses immediately clapped their hands and applauded. A little Taoist priest in yellow robe immediately stepped forward, took out a stack of yellow paper charms and said with a smile: "We have prepared exorcisms and peace blessings for you. Each one only costs 1,000 yuan. This is our palm."
It took seventy-seven and forty-nine hours to open the door, and I personally consecrated the talisman for everyone!"
"Tch~ what kind of bullshit is Hanba? You've been making trouble for a long time just to defraud money..."
A small boss said disdainfully: "Where does your unlucky Tianzong get the confidence? You dare to sell a ghost painting charm for one thousand yuan. The exorcism bracelets from the Exorcism Association cost fifty yuan a bunch. You can buy two and get one free. It's not like exorcism."
It’s only two hundred yuan, aren’t you too evil-hearted?”
"You get what you pay for! You get what you pay for! It's expensive for what it is..."
Liu Taibai shouted in shame and anger: "I risk my life for your farm and fight the drought demon with my real skills. How dare those crooks from the Exorcism Association? They only defraud farmers of their hard-earned money. If you don't believe me, call them here."
Let’s see if they dare to go up the mountain!”
"The wolf demon in Black Wind Forest must have real skills..."
The fat boss spread his hands and said: "The wolf monsters charge cheaper than you. Three eights will guarantee you a safe trip, four eights will guarantee good luck in your home, eighteen thousand eighty-six will not recognize your relatives, and you will hit whoever you point at. Zihuo will kill you instantly with the following package.
A drought-breaking demon can't be a demon king!"
Liu Taibai stuttered: "The wolf...the wolf demon also does business. Isn't it a car bandit and a road bully?"
"No one dares to get close to Black Wind Forest anymore. Who will it rob..."
The fat man said helplessly: "The wolf demon has transformed a long time ago and is equipped with a business phone. If it weren't for the fact that there is often no signal in the mountains, do you think we would look for you?"
"boss!"
A young man ran over in surprise, handed over the satellite phone and shouted: "The Black Wind King is out of the mountain, the phone is open, he is willing to take our job, and wants to negotiate the price with you!"
"Haha~ I came at the right time..."
The fat man took the phone and said with a smile: "Uncle Heifeng! I'm Xiao Zhou from Luyuan Farm, yes! The one who paid the toll, we have a Drought Demon here... uh~ Drought Demon is our local monster, with abilities
Not strong, at most a prosperous junior, good! Okay, I'll wait for you!"
"how much does it cost?"
Liu Taibai looked at the fat man eagerly. The fat man hung up the phone and said proudly: "Four sixes! Protect my farm."
A year of peace and quiet. If there is a monster harassing him, how about he come and fight it personally? Master Liu Da, a monster can do business better than you! Haha~"
"Oh~ monsters are competing with Taoist priests for business, what is this?"
Liu Taibai sighed and walked to the side, and sat on the stone with a few disciples.
"Master!"
A female disciple lamented: "Our charges are indeed too expensive. Even a wolf demon knows how to offer a set meal. We have to change our marketing strategy, otherwise we will go bankrupt if we continue like this!"
"Our costs are so high, how do you ask me to lower the price..."
Liu Taibai said with a sad face: "It takes at least five days to fill our magic weapon once, which is equal to five days before we can issue an order. If you are injured and sacrificed, aren't the medical expenses and housing expenses money? And you
All the food, drinks and shit cost money!"
"Alas~"
The female disciple sighed and said: "I hope Senior Brother and the others can gain something this time, so we don't have to risk our lives all the time!"
"I get angry when I talk about this..."
Liu Taibai raised his head and said angrily: "I know Xiaoyong and the others want to share my worries, but that is a restricted area for living people. Even senior adventurers dare not approach it. The five of them ran away to die. I really thought they had defeated a few little monsters."
, I am the great master!"
Not long after...
A huge black wolf suddenly jumped over and landed majestically on the river bed. Its two top-notch red eyes were bright with blood, causing a group of farmers to retreat in panic. Even the guards nodded and bowed, for fear of offending each other.
Not happy.
"Uncle Heifeng! You are here..."
The fat boss quickly ran over with his people. Hei Lang proudly raised his paw and pointed at his mobile phone. The fat boss transferred the money to it without saying anything. Hei Lang walked forward unsteadily and came to a place.
Next to a pile of broken corpses.
"Tsk, tsk~ A blood-sucking monster, Hanba, right..."
The black wolf picked at the corpse twice, and the fat boss ran over and said, "Yes! The leader of the Demon Subduing Heavenly Sect said it was a drought demon, a local monster that can cause drought. Several rivers nearby have dried it up.
There’s even no water in the well!”
"It's hard to deal with such evil people..."
Hei Lang narrowed his eyes with a deep look on his face, and Liu Taibai immediately ran over and said: "Your descendants belong to foreign monsters. To deal with this kind of local zombies, we monks are the experts, Boss Zhou! One price, three thousand yuan, I will help you.
Solve the drought!"
"Three thousand yuan! I'm afraid it won't be enough to buy a cemetery for all of you..."
Hei Lang sneered and said: "I can understand that you want money rather than life, but you can't harm other people's farms and insist on calling the corpse demon a drought demon. I will pull out your dead man's skull. This corpse demon has overthrown your entire village.
That's enough, you just wait to die!"
After Hei Lang finished speaking, he turned around and left. The fat boss hurriedly shouted: "Uncle Heifeng! Where are you going? We have paid protection fees, you can't ignore it!"
"I'll ask my mother-in-law to return the money to you when I get back. I won't take this job anymore..."
Black Wolf walked downstream without looking back. The fat boss looked at Liu Taibai hurriedly, but Liu Taibai also waved his hands and said, "I'm sorry! I guess I made a mistake. Even the wolf demon didn't dare to pick it up."
We are powerless to survive!"
"Uncle Heifeng! Please save me. It's not good for you if we die..."
The fat boss caught up with Hei Lang like a gust of wind. Hei Lang stopped and said disdainfully: "You are still a businessman, why don't you even understand any rules? For such a big job...you need to pay more!"
"Uh~"
A group of people looked at him with bewildered faces. Even Liu Taibai was dumbfounded, thinking that he didn't have enough money.
"Eight thousand eight! No counteroffer..."
Black Wolf looked at him very arrogantly, and the fat boss was surprised and surprised.
I happily transferred the money.
"I haven't finished speaking yet, why are you so anxious..."
Hei Lang added: "Eight thousand and eighty is the fee for going up the mountain. You have to pay it regardless of whether there is any harvest. There is also eight thousand and eighty for the fee for collecting the body. If it is killed, it will be transported back to you, and the body belongs to you!"
The fat man said dully: "No! What do we need the body for?"
"You are so heartless..."
Hei Lang scolded: "Are you the only one who uses water in Fenghuo Dazhai? You have solved the water problem for more than 100,000 people. It is not excessive to charge dozens of yuan per person for water. One Dazhai costs several million, no."
How do you prove the body and how do you charge for it?"
"Yes! Why should our family pay for it..."
The eyes of a group of people all lit up. Not only did Black Wolf help them solve a big problem, but he could also earn millions in one go. A small amount of less than 100,000 was nothing.
"Everyone is so stupid. This is a good opportunity to make a fortune..."
Hei Lang said contemptuously: "If I hadn't been able to enter Dazhai, I wouldn't have given you any of this money. Please pay my hard-earned money quickly. I'll give you half a day to plan. Anyone who dares to cut off the Hu will be killed."
Let him come up the mountain and I will show him how powerful he is!"
"Uncle Heifeng! You are not a monster, you are a goblin. You are simply too smart..."
The group of bosses were all ecstatic, and after some discussion, they paid 88,000 yuan, which made Liu Taibai and others' eyes red with envy.
"very good!"
Hei Lang said with a smile: "I will go to the mountain to guard first, so as not to let the zombie demon come back to kill me. You can pay another fifty-eight thousand risk premium!"
"Why is there still risk money?"
A group of bosses were dumbfounded again, but Hei Lang glared and said: "What should I do if I get injured? I didn't buy medical insurance. The risk fee is the cost of soup and medicine. If I get injured, the money will belong to me. If I don't get hurt, I will return it to you. Are you still afraid?"
I’ll blackmail your money!”
"..."
The bosses looked at each other bitterly, and finally discovered that this guy was a trickster, tricking people in all kinds of ways. Even fools knew that it couldn't withdraw the risk money, and even if it lost a few hairs, it could say that it was injured.
"Pay! I'll go to Dazhai later to ask for money..."
The fat boss gritted his teeth and paid the money, and Black Wolf finally left with satisfaction, but Liu Taibai hurriedly chased after him and asked: "Pierre Cardin! What kind of monster is the zombie? Is it really the product of your extinct clan?
?”
"How do I know? I've never seen it..."
Kadan stopped and looked at him, and said sarcastically: "Why are you like a fool, begging for food all day long to exorcise demons for people? How much money can you make? If you have any business in the future, call me and I will teach you how to be strong."
Big, when it’s all over, let’s divide it into 30-70, me 70-70, and you 30-30! Haha~”
"you……"
Liu Taibai was dumbfounded and speechless, but his apprentice said: "Master! We really need to learn from others. They made hundreds of thousands just by talking about it. I guess we will have to ask for another sum of money to get the body."
, that guy can do it!"
"Wait for me! Please show us a long way..."
Liu Taibai hurriedly chased after him and followed Kadan into the forest. However, the bosses waited until dark and there was no news, and no one from the Demon-Conquering Tianzong came out.
"The wolf demon won't take the money and run away..."
The fat boss stood in the office and waited anxiously, but one of his subordinates ran in and shouted: "Boss! Something happened. Liu Taibai just sent a message for help. There were only a few words, help, drought, Xishan, please call back.
No signal!”
"Bah~"
The fat boss said angrily: "I believe it's evil. The wolf demon is a liar and wants to steal my money. Let's not be fooled. A hundred thousand yuan will be used to buy it a coffin, hum~"