"Stork? Is there any idiom for stork? Does climbing the stork tower count..."
Zhao Guanren raised his cell phone in confusion, but everyone had black faces. Black Prajna even said in a dumbfounded voice: "Scholar! Do you have any misunderstanding about the word "bird"? This word means "huan", welcome. The joy!”
"Your Majesty! These are traditional Chinese characters..."
Bad Butt squeezed his eyes in embarrassment, Zhao Guanren wiped his nose and said: "Oh! It looks like a split, but this is not a hotel, how can the pass code be Welcome, and Yong Ye turned a corner, I'm afraid it's not that simple! "
"Why does it have to be welcome? I just said it casually..."
Black Prajna said: "There are many idioms starting with the word "huan", such as laughter, joy, cheering, etc. Moreover, there are also many poems starting with the word "huan", such as "Happiness is on this eve" in "Leaving Farewell Wife", "Wanwan and Liang" Please think of more elegant words!"
"You are elegant! Go in and try one for me to see..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at the ancient town angrily, and Black Prajna laughed awkwardly and fell silent.
"I don't think there's any need to try..."
Zhou Miao stepped forward and said: "Now that we have mastered the rules, the next character must be connected with the character Huan. If we can't read it, we will not step on it. Yong Ye must be blocked in the next level. I will send two people in first. Look, if something happens, you can make arrangements!"
After Zhou Miao finished speaking, he clicked on two birdmen. The expressions of the two birdmen suddenly changed. They were also little devils with intelligence activated.
It's just that there is an unclosed soul-locking chain on the body, which replaces the blood explosion magic pattern of the dead clan. Other than that, it is almost the same as the dead clan. Naturally, he understands what it means to "jump the grid" when entering the town.
"What are you waiting for? Come in quickly..."
Zhou Miao shouted impatiently, and the two of them had to walk timidly to the entrance of the town, but Zhao Guanren suddenly said: "Zhou Miao! Everyone is equal before life and death. You have no right to force people to die, even if They are your men!"
Zhou Miao said in shock: "If we don't let them go, who should we let go, me or you?"
The other demon kings also had weird looks on their faces. There was no such thing as equality in the concept of the dead clan, and their subordinates were just for consumption. Even Bai Ming and the others felt there was nothing wrong with them.
"If all my men are dead and I force you to die, how would you feel..."
Zhao Guanren said righteously: "Think carefully about why the Black Demon was defeated and why Yong Ye was not welcomed. Because they regarded their subordinates as pigs and dogs, so no one really helped them conquer the country. Do you also want to change?" Is it like them?"
"good!"
Zhou Miao stepped aside with a cold face, waved her hands and said, "Don't worry, I'm talking too much! You are the emperor, you have the final say, I will listen to your arrangements, okay?"
"The dead people are not evil beasts. I will never treat you as human beings, but you have to live up to your own expectations..."
Zhao Guanren said loudly: "Drawing lots is the fairest thing. Xiaojiu went to prepare bamboo sticks according to the number of heads, picked ten and drew red marks on them, threw them into the bag and touched them one by one. The person who touched the red lot went in and tried. Any No one who wins the lottery can refuse, including me!”
"Obey my master!"
Xiao Jiu immediately took people to chop bamboo. Others didn't seem to have reacted yet. The two birdmen were also stunned at the entrance of the town, as if they couldn't believe that someone was standing up for them, and even themselves were involved.
"Haha~ No need to thank me..."
Zhao Guanren said with a shameless smile: "I just did what a wise king should do. I will not despise you for being timid. It is human nature to be afraid. You are all good subjects of my Han Dynasty. Follow me well from now on."
Damn it, Ollie will do it!”
"Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you Lord for your kindness..."
The two birdmen knelt down in great excitement, and the others also stood in awe, finally understanding what a remarkable thing Zhao Guanren had done.
"His Majesty!"
Eunuch Lu gave an exaggerated thumbs up and praised nakedly: "Your Majesty is really the king of benevolence. Following your Majesty in conquering the country, we have had a good life. Everyone applauds and thanks!"
"Pa bang bang..."
Hundreds of people all applauded enthusiastically. Just look at Zhao Guanren's "good person value" rising steadily. He has more than 70 points more. It is estimated that except for old fritters like Duo Moxiong, all the simple-minded little devils have let it go.
He was moved.
"One hundred and eight people, this number is not very auspicious..."
Shisanchai quickly cut the small bamboo pieces, no more, no less, exactly 108 people. Zhao Guanren shook his head and walked forward in person. He couldn't find the red pen, so he had to take a black marker and mark the ten pieces of bamboo.
The word "brave" was written on the film in turn.
"Fairness, fairness and openness are my principles as a human being. Let's start drawing lots..."
Zhao Guanren put all the bamboo pieces into his backpack and placed them in the middle of the road. The two birdmen immediately stepped forward and mixed their hands in the bag. They took out a small piece of bamboo one by one. All of them were blank.
empty sign.
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
The two birdmen thanked each other excitedly, but Zhao Guanren pulled Qingbai Shuangjiao and whispered: "There are small gaps in the bamboo joints behind the death lot. You can feel it with your thumb. If there are no gaps, you can feel it."
take!"
"..."
The two women were startled and looked at him in disbelief, but Zhao Guanren straightened his back and said: "There is never anything truly fair in the world. Fairness only belongs to the rule makers. Although it sounds cruel, this is
Life, girls!"
"Then what are you doing all this time, winning people's hearts..."
Qin Biqing looked at him puzzled, Zhao Guanren chuckled and said: "You guys remember, if you want to build a strong army, one thing is essential... Cheer up and shout slogans. The slogans must be loud and bright, and they must be fake.
If you shout it true, you will not be far from success!"
"I have learned a lesson!"
The two women bowed their legs and saluted with speechless faces, naturally they would not expose him.
"Um?"
Zhao Guanren's expression suddenly changed. The good person value was suddenly cleared to zero, and then changed to "minus 100 points". Four big red letters "malicious cheating" even appeared in his field of vision.
"Damn it! The dog is beeping, please order a handful of rice..."
Zhao Guanren covered his face in extreme depression. He did not expect that the "good person value" could be determined intelligently. The good person points obtained through fraud would not only be confiscated, but would also be deducted 100 points as a penalty.
However, the "cheating code" still spread among his own people. Except for Duo Moxiong, Tianzhu and others, even Zhou Miao didn't know about it. However, Black Prajna refused to cheat and put on a posture of resignation, which made Zhao Guanren
She glanced at him again.
"I'm hit!"
A little devil raised the death lot high. Unexpectedly, instead of showing any regret, his face was filled with a look of generosity and sacrifice. The other people who had won the death lot had nothing to say, and they arrived happily.
Prepare for the town entrance.
"Empty sign!"
Zhou Miao held up an empty lottery ticket and was obviously relieved. Zhao Guanren was an expert in cheating and had eliminated any cheating except for him. Zhou Miao's bye only meant that she was lucky.
"Damn it!"
Domoxiong suddenly lost his temper and cursed. He actually took out a dark lottery. Not only was he the first big devil to win the lottery, but he was also the first to curse out loud.
"Watch or miss! Both are destined..."
Black Prajna walked forward affectionately and indifferently, stretched out two fingers to quickly move in and out of the bag. As a result, he pulled out an empty lot and recited "My Buddha is compassionate" without sadness or joy.
"Master! Let's change..."
Domo Xiongtian begged shamelessly, but Black Prajna ignored him at all. Zhao Guanren also knew that this kind of person did not deserve sympathy. Even if he went up to change with him, he would not be grateful.
However, no one thought that Duo Mo Xiong was just the beginning. The big devil's winning rate was extremely high. He actually won three yuan in a row, and all of them were the female devil, Zhou Xuanye, Tianzhu Witch and Nan Ming.
"Pfft~ If I had known better, I wouldn't have bothered..."
Lu Datou covered his mouth and almost laughed out loud. The number of people was just over half, and all ten death lottery signs came out. The remaining people didn't need to touch it.
"Husband! Think of a way quickly..."
Nan Ming anxiously handed the death lot to Nangong. Nangong immediately raised the death lot and said loudly: "Whoever is willing to exchange with my wife, I, Nangong, will definitely get rich rewards in the future. If you ask for anything from me, I will go through fire and water."
Don’t give up!”
"..."
The whole street was silent for a while. Only fools would exchange their lives for favors. Such a large "killing array" is definitely not simple. The mortality rate after entering is naturally very high. Besides, there is a half-crippled Yong Yeyin inside. Who can
I know if he will add insult to injury.
"You! Give me the bamboo stick in exchange..."
When Nangong saw that no one was paying attention to him, he actually grabbed one of his men.
"Why should I change with you..."
Not to be outdone, the other party shouted: "The emperor has said that everyone is equal. Your wife's winning of the lottery can only be attributed to her bad luck. Besides, I am no longer your subordinate. I am now a minister of the Han Dynasty. Only the emperor can order me."
!”
"Fuck! I'll kill you..."
Nangong raised his fist in shock and anger, but Zhao Guanren kicked him to the ground and shouted: "Who do you want to kill? You dare to break the rules I have set. If you don't want your wife to sacrifice, just do it yourself."
If you change your fortune with her, if you dare to bully others, I will punish you with military law!"
"Bah~"
Someone cursed with righteous indignation: "You actually have the nerve to claim that you are an imperial guard and take the lead in breaking the emperor's rules. You, a worm that brings disaster to the country and the people, should be beheaded!"
"Kill him! Kill him! Kill him..."
The little devils all raised their arms and shouted, drew their weapons and shouted to kill. The frightened Nangong hurriedly knelt down and said: "Your Majesty, please forgive me! I did stupid things in a moment of panic. Please forgive me because I am just a first offender."
Just once!”
"You or your wife should go..."
Zhao Guanren clasped his hands behind his back and looked coldly. Nangong glanced at his wife subconsciously. Nan Ming's entire face turned pale in worry. He didn't know whether he was worried about himself or him.
"I'll do it! This is my responsibility..."
Nangong actually stood up holding the death sign tightly. Nan Ming's eyes suddenly widened with disbelief on his face. Even Zhao Guanren did not expect this result. This is a murderous demon king who kills without blinking an eye.
"Husband! I'm sorry for you..."
Nan Ming suddenly cried and threw herself into his arms, but Nan Ming touched her head and said: "Since you touched this lot, it means that our family is destined to have this disaster. Please serve the emperor well in the future. He
He will definitely be a good emperor!"
"Sign it for me!"
Zhao Guanren suddenly took out the death sign from his hand, patted his shoulder and said: "A responsible man must be a good man, and you will definitely be a loyal minister. I will help you take this sign personally. I can't bully you."
Honest man!"
"No! We can't live without you, let me go by myself..."
Nangong Ji turned pale and wanted to snatch back the death penalty, but Zhao Guanren turned around and hugged Tianzhu Witch, lifted her chin and said with a smile: "I was so scared that I almost peed my pants, but the rules can't be broken, I can only accompany you personally."
You have to take a trip, my beloved concubine Tianzhu!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
The Tianzhu Witch hugged him fiercely, and even cried excitedly. Zhao Guanren's "good person value" instantly increased by one point.
This actually surprised him a little. It seemed that these demon kings were not hard-hearted. As long as they found the right point of tears, they would also reveal their true feelings.
"Your Majesty! Think twice..."
Eunuch Lu rushed over with a quick stride. He thought Zhao Guanren was being coy again.
As a result, Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "If I can't pass this level, it will be useless no matter how many people you come in. And I can only know what kind of situation this is when I go in and take a look in person!"