A burst of strange androgynous laughter came from the front. Even if everyone used their eyesight, they could not see his appearance clearly. They could only barely make out that he was a man wearing a red robe and a black hat on his head. But even if the ancients had long
I can't tell the difference between men and women.
"Why do I sound like a Thai ladyboy..."
Lu Datou looked around in surprise, but Zhao Guanren said: "I don't care if he is a monster or a fart, just do it when he comes. The woman belongs to me, and the shemale belongs to you. Let's go!"
"Ah? I don't want to fight with a bayonet..."
Lu Datou hurriedly followed him, Nangong hurriedly stepped forward to clear the way, Sadan also got up and became the second general of Hengha with him, Zhou Xuanye even jumped down from the signboard, knelt on the ground and said with a sweet smile: "Slave
Welcome the Emperor!"
"Hmph~ Stop pretending to be innocent. If you play tricks next time, I will drag you down and chop you..."
Zhao Guanren walked past her with his head held high, and the others drew their weapons one after another, protecting Zhao Guanren and the ladies in the middle. It didn't take long for them to see clearly the people in front of the house.
"Oh my god! Zombies..."
The rotten butt jumped back in fright. The hermaphrodite turned out to be a standard old zombie. The wrinkled skin was uglier than her heels, and it looked like it was baked over charcoal. The whole person was dark, thin, and dry, with gray eyes.
It's also turbid.
"Hey~ What an ugly zombie..."
A group of undead actually had disgusting faces, as if they were not zombies, but they were indeed much prettier than zombies. The undead would basically beautify themselves after turning on their spiritual intelligence, and only low-level zombies would maintain their zombie form.
"Hey~ This seems to be my companion..."
Lu Datou raised his flashlight and looked forward. He saw that the other party's red robe was not ordinary clothing, but an official robe embroidered with a golden python. He also had a black gauze hat on his head and long white-yellow hair. It looked like it should be
He is an old eunuch.
"Come on! We've prepared refreshments..."
The old eunuch turned around and walked into the courtyard, and everyone had to follow cautiously. Unexpectedly, there were still several palace maids standing in the door, looking like wrinkled old zombies, looking at them with a sinister sneer.
, as spooky as a group of female ghosts.
"Ho~"
Nangong suddenly opened his big mouth and let out a roar. The corner of his mouth was torn to the back of the ear. The bloody mouth was big enough to swallow a big head alive. The frightened palace maids screamed and hurriedly hid on both sides of the gate.
"Hey~ Who are you scaring? Who is not a zombie..."
Nangong closed his big mouth disdainfully, and walked in without fear. Si Ming stopped in front of a palace maid, took a sniff, and said: "The corpse's aura is so light, it must not have been dead for many years, it has been a hundred years?"
"
"He died more than two hundred years ago..."
A palace maid stared at him unwillingly, but it immediately caused a burst of laughter. Nan Ming even scornfully mocked: "Little girl! This place has been around for at least three hundred years. When we die, your family will
Our ancestors were not even born yet, ha~"
"Old Hei! What kind of method..."
Zhao Guanren stopped by the pond in front, scanning the large courtyard lined with black trees and pavilions, and habitually asked the well-informed Black Prajna.
"The soul fire is not burning! The corpse energy is gathered together! It is not a dead clan, but an authentic big rice dumpling..."
Black Prajna looked ahead and exclaimed: "Tsk tsk~ This Feng Shui is really good. A family in a pool of black water will die, a woman with a sunken corner in the east corner will become a prostitute, and a man with a solitary rock in the west corner will be in chaos. Anyway, it's so bad, so here it is.
A ghost house, a ghost house specially for the living dead, I like it!"
"Are you talking sarcastically..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him in surprise, but Black Prajna smiled and said: "For us, isn't this the best place to live?
Come together, we can get twice the result with half the effort by cultivating here, but to the living, it is a haunted house. If you cannot live here for three days, you will definitely get seriously ill and die!"
"Old Black!"
Lu Datou came over and said, "If these are all big rice dumplings, they should be of the same series as the ones in the Bone Altar, right?"
"This place is much more powerful than the Bone Altar..."
Black Prajna said: "A body that is only supported by corpse energy is inherently more ferocious than our deceased clan. There is a saying that a corpse is a zombie at the beginning, and then turns into a drought demon. It survives nine thunders, and the drought demon becomes a jade king. It is estimated that this
The master is at least a bad guy!"
"To put it simply, what level..."
Zhao Guanren picked his ears and Black Prajna said: "There are nine levels of Jian. One Jian can resist one thunder without dying. Two Jian can be regarded as two thunders. The strongest jumping on the bone altar is three Jian, but the palace maids here are all four.
Jian, the red-robed eunuch is Wu Jian!"
"I'm going!"
Zhao Guanren hurriedly lowered his voice and said: "If the only ones watching the door are four dogs, wouldn't they be beating all of you? Are they pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, trying to lure us into the house so that their master can have a good time?
?”
"If it were the heyday, I could barely tie with the eunuchs, but now..."
Black Prajna suddenly leaned over and whispered: "A little palace maid can kill all of us. If the master is a Bajuan or a Jianwang, Yongye himself will have to call big brother when he comes, so I can only rely on your mouth next
Yes, my majesty!"
"Depend on!"
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "You think I am the leader of the bureau, there are times when I am ineffective!"
"No! You are the greatest liar in history. A single bad mouth can defeat thousands of troops..."
Black Prajna walked forward with a smile while leaning on his Zen staff. The dead people were all in high spirits, as if they were back home. They didn't realize that the butcher's knife was already hanging on their heads. Only a few humans felt something was wrong with their whole bodies. They always felt that there was Yin Qi.
Drill into the bone.
"Fight on the street!"
As soon as Zhao Guanren rounded the rockery, he was startled. An armored guard appeared in front of him. His body was full of corpse energy, and he locked up a miserable bloody man with an iron chain. It was Yong Ye who had jumped in before, but on the left
One of his arms was chopped off.
"What a strong corpse energy!"
At this time, the demon kings were all shocked and realized that something was wrong. Yongye's clone was stronger than them, but they still stretched their arms and tried their best to vent their corpse energy, trying to overwhelm each other in terms of momentum.
"Come! Come and have some fun first..."
The old eunuch smiled sinisterly and pushed open a door. Two gray-haired old palace maids were sitting inside. On the table in front of them was a large pile of mahjong made of jade, but they also looked like wrinkled zombies.
"This seems to be the costume of the Ming Dynasty..."
Lu Datou muttered softly, but an old palace maid shouted: "Come in quickly! Three are short of one. If you win, I will let you go. If you lose, I will keep you alive. Don't be ignorant of appreciation. This is you
The only chance to survive!"
"Oops! Surrounded..."
Bai Ming's expression suddenly changed, and he found that the entire compound was surrounded by zombies, but Yong Ye hurriedly shouted: "Let me come, I can bet with you!"
"We only fight the living, not the dead..."
The old eunuch waved with a smile. Zhao Guanren looked around and saw that apart from him and Lu Datou, the only two remaining alive were the sisters Wang Yaoyao, Phoenix and Yang Gengzhi.
"Phoenix! You go first..."
Zhao Guanren pulled Phoenix forward and pushed him forward. Phoenix's old face turned pale in an instant. He walked into the room uneasily and asked, "How do we fight? If we win, will we really be allowed to leave?"
"Of course! Keep your word..."
An old palace
The woman pulled him to sit at the card table, touched him with salivation, and said with a smile: "Play thirteen cards, one card will determine the outcome, you will be killed if you light the gun, and you will be killed if we touch ourselves. You are the only one."
Only by touching yourself can you walk out of this door!"
"Then you are not allowed to cheat, and you are not allowed to cheat to make a fortune..."
The Phoenix glanced back and forth at them, and the three old zombies agreed and started to shuffle the cards very skillfully. Zhao Guanren and the others all walked to the door and looked at them, and asked in a low voice: "What do you mean, why are you looking for it?"
Are people playing mahjong?"
"There are more wolves and less meat! If you don't play mahjong, there won't be enough human flesh..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head helplessly, but Phoenix was obviously a master of gambling. His hand speed was so fast that he could draw it by himself with only one card. This was the reason why he dared to sit down and play mahjong.
"Oh~ I'm so lucky! I drew the first card..."
An old palace maid pushed the mahjong down with a smile, and the Phoenix's eyes suddenly popped out, and she said angrily: "You are playing tricks, the first card is obviously 30,000, but in your hands it becomes a second card, you bully
People can’t be bullied like this!”
"I have four thirty-thousand-yuan bills here, so where can I get thirty-thousand..."
The old eunuch gently pushed the card, and the Phoenix rubbed his eyes in disbelief. Lu Datou also wailed outside the door: "You have been under the spell of ecstasy, I saw it starting with four cards and thirty thousand."
, but it’s unfair to play cards like this, and using ecstasy is cheating!”
"I'm willing to admit defeat! Accept your fate..."
The old palace maid suddenly jumped up and stretched out her hand to grab, and she pierced the phoenix's heavenly cap with one handful, and then bit him on the neck. The phoenix twitched desperately in its arms, and rolled its eyes and died within a few moments.
The body was also shriveled up visibly.
"Suck blood!"
Zhao Guanren's expression changed slightly. This way of death was exactly the same as that of the farm workers. It seemed that these guys were not trapped here. They could go out to hunt at any time.
"It's time to change me! It's time to change me..."
A young palace maid ran out again, but the old palace maid couldn't bear to say anything. She just carried the body of the phoenix into the side hall. Then she heard a loud crashing sound. She probably tore the phoenix into pieces and then ate it.
Already.
"Gudu~"
Zhao Guanren and others swallowed deeply, and the hairs all over their bodies stood up. Lu Datou quickly asked in a low voice: "Boss! Can you still jump back to being a great god? Can the fighting spirit kill these big rice dumplings?"
"I can't jump anymore! I can kill one at most with the Ju Sha Technique..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head helplessly, and the little palace maid urged him impatiently. Lu Datou had no choice but to say: "We don't know how to play mahjong, how about we change the way we play mahjong?"
The old eunuch said proudly: "You can play whatever you want. We will accompany you to the end. You four living people can come one by one!"
"Four?"
Zhao Guanren was slightly startled. They were clearly five living people, so why did they become four again? Could it be that this hermaphrodite didn't know how to count?
"good!"
Lu Datou raised his fists bravely and said, "I'm afraid you'll lose your mind, so let's play a simpler game. Guess how many fingers I have!"
"Ten!"
The old eunuch suddenly rushed to the door like lightning, grabbed Lu Datou's arms and raised them up. It was so painful that Lu Datou screamed and spread his hands uncontrollably.
"Haha~ten! You lost..."
The old eunuch suddenly pulled Lu Datou into the room and said with a ferocious smile: "There was also a boy two days ago who asked us to guess how many fingers he had. I guess he bit off one of ten and swallowed it, so I don't think so.
If you will be fooled again, just die obediently!"