"You said you are a man who has ridden across the sea. Wouldn't it be a shame if you drowned in the river..."
Lu Datou was sitting on a small wooden boat smoking a cigarette. The sunset in the evening illuminated him fiery red. Humans such as Bad Butt and Liu Taibai were also sitting on the bow of the boat, looking at the river bank getting closer and closer, their faces full of words that said no.
expectations and confusion.
"How dare you say it's so light? Try falling it from a height of more than ten meters..."
Zhao Guanren leaned against the stern of the boat with wetness. He never expected that the gate to the secret realm would be opened on the river, and the opening was particularly obscene. The Jialan secret realm was composed of two splendid gates, and the mysterious cave realm was just a black seam. If you didn’t look closely, you would have thought it was
A long strip of dark cloud.
It is estimated that after Zhou Miao went out, the secret realm of the maze turned into a golden key again, turning into a golden light and shooting into the river. When they opened the door again, they would naturally open on the river.
"Lulu! What kind of place is this..."
Lu Datou stretched his neck and looked forward. From a distance, he could see a large area of light on the river bank, which looked like a small fortress. There were also several Jianghe-class frigates docked at the pier.
"I don't know, we've never been here..."
Two beautiful snakes were dragging the boat in the water. If they hadn't jumped out of the secret realm in time, their wild man, the Queen Mother of the Sea Tribe, would have drowned.
"Shark! There is a shark..."
Liu Taibai's female apprentice screamed in fright. They saw two blade-like black fins breaking through the water and rushing towards them at high speed. Bad Butt and Wang Yaoyao also screamed in fright.
"Wow~"
Two water ghosts covered with black scales jumped out, holding a big finless porpoise in their arms. They grinned with fangs, nodded in flattery with a smile that was uglier than crying, and pointed at the fish "chirping"
I don't know what I'm talking about either.
"Water ghost? Is this what you called here..."
Zhao Guanren squatted down in surprise, but the beautiful snake Lulu shook her head and said: "No! This is the patrol yaksha on the front line. They thought the royal family was coming to inspect, so they specially brought food for us to enjoy, hoping to get the honor of kissing our fingertips.
!”
"What?"
Lu Datou said in astonishment: "A kiss on the finger is still an honor, but if I kiss you on the lips, I won't be promoted to immortality. Ask them where this place is, and has the war between the three tribes started?"
"good!"
The red-haired Lulu started to communicate in words she couldn't understand. The two red-eyed water ghosts were even better behaved than their grandsons, and their mouths almost turned into smiles. Finally, the two girls raised their little hands and let them kiss. The two yakshas were excited.
Jumping up and down in the water.
"Your Majesty! Ahead is the territory of Jiangdong Fort. What is it called Longjiang Fort..."
Lulu turned around and said: "They don't know whether there is a war or not. No one has given them new orders. Because the water in this river is too dirty, no royal family is willing to come and station there, and Yaksha and Shui Kui can't speak human language, so
They can only stay put!"
"Depend on!"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said: "A guy actually came back to Jiangdong. He wants me to return to my roots. You can send us ashore first. When Dusha and the others have finished digesting, come to the shore to join me. But we must do it quietly. Don't do it."
Let humans discover it!”
"I obey your Majesty!"
Lulu immediately took the lead and swam forward. Lu Datou quickly shouted: "Yuyu! Bring us the big finless porpoise. We can exchange the fish for money when we get ashore!"
"Change it! This is to protect animals, let them go and catch a few fish..."
Zhao Guanren kicked him quickly, and the two yakshas quickly dived into the water, but when they came out again, they were frightened out of their wits and their scalps began to feel numb.
"Hua Hua Hua..."
Black heads kept popping out one after another, half-submerged in the water with bloody red eyes. They were densely packed and occupied most of the river surface, but they were all holding one or several big fish in their arms, and some were even moving.
with hairy crabs and crayfish.
"Holy crap! How many yakshas are there? There are so many yakshas here.
What are you here for..."
Zhao Guanren stood up in shock, but Lulu said: "Not much! This is a patrol camp with only 200,000 people. The lower the level, the more troops there are. For example, the Seaweed Legion has 500 people."
Ten thousand people, the most elite Sea King Guards only have 100,000!"
"Uh~"
Zhao Guanren was speechless. This number sounds really scary, but the big devil can destroy a battalion with one move, so a quantitative change may not lead to a qualitative change. Even if two hundred thousand red fire eyes are stacked together, he still can't kill him.
A white fire level demon king.
"The guy with the crab, come here, and the guy with the tortoise..."
Lu Datou squatted beside the boat and waved vigorously. The yakshas were smiling like the silly sons of the landlords. There was also the water succubus that Zhao Guanren had never seen before. Her whole body was covered with green aquatic plants. It was very exciting to hold the aquatic products.
They squeezed up to flatter me.
"Go away! You untouchables are not allowed to come near..."
The two royal snake girls kept scolding them, as if city people looked down upon country bumpkins. Yaksha and Shui Kui stayed far away from them. They only dared to chase after the stern of the boat to deliver fish, and even made low sounds of fear and flattery.
"Zhao Yingxiong! The Hai clan has a very serious sense of hierarchy, and people of the same clan also discriminate..."
Liu Taibai sympathized with these low-level water ghosts. They worked hard as cannon fodder on the battlefield and were discriminated against by the leaders. Even though they were all turned into corpses, it still made people feel very pitiful.
"It stands to reason that we humans are at the bottom of the food chain, and even little skeletons look down on humans..."
Zhao Guanren leaned against the stern of the boat, lit a cigarette, and said with a smile: "But have you ever seen the sea people discriminate against me? The little snakes of the royal family line up to breed with me, so the weak will be discriminated against. This is a common characteristic of all living things.
There is a chain of contempt even among demon kings, for example, Sadan will always look down on the Seven Evils!"
"Yingxiong Zhao!"
Liu Taibai said with emotion: "Being with you is like standing on the shoulders of giants. I have seen more things in one day than I have seen in my whole life. I have really learned a lesson!"
"I told you to call me Ah Ren, Zhao Yingxiong sounds so weird..."
Zhao Guanren asked with a smile: "What did you do before? Why did you think of founding the Demon-Conquering Heavenly Sect? Moreover, your luck is not so strong. If you just accept a disciple, it is Yang Huayong, who is more powerful than the King of Eternal Night!"
"I'm really ashamed to say it. I used to be... selling sexual health care..."
Liu Taibai looked at his female apprentice awkwardly. The little girl straightened up in shock. Even Zhao Guanren choked on the cigarette and coughed violently. He said in surprise: "I really didn't see it. I think you are serious in all aspects, don't you?"
It’s so exciting to think of a career like this!”
"Isn't this the leader anymore? I have to put up the air..."
Liu Taibai said awkwardly: "I accidentally picked up a bunch of Horcruxes in the mountains, and they were all very rare Taoist Horcruxes. At that time, I thought I was lucky. Now when I think back, I realize that it was Yang Huayong who seduced me into the Demon-Conquering Tianzong.
Founded by!”
Zhao Guanren asked doubtfully: "Why did Yang Huayong choose you?"
"When I first met him, I was rescuing two farmers who were being chased by monsters..."
Liu Taibai said: "I almost lost my life that time. Maybe he thought I was a bit stupid and deliberately said that there was something shining in the mountains. As a result, I found a Horcrux and a secret book on how to conquer evil. Then he
He induced me to found the Demon-Conquering Heavenly Sect, and even worshiped me as his teacher!"
"That guy is really thoughtful..."
Zhao Guanren smiled bitterly and shook his head. Compared with the simple and rude Yong Ye, Yang Huayong was an old fox who was better at scheming. He also had superb acting skills and could lie without blinking an eye. This kind of old swindler was ten times more difficult to deal with than Yong Ye.
"Your Majesty! We have arrived at the shore..."
Two beautiful snakes docked the boat on the river bank. The overgrown river beach was deserted, and all the water ghost troops dived into the water, but they left behind a boatload of aquatic products.
"You go back and tell Nangong that you must bring out Lao Hei's golden body..."
After Zhao Guanren gave a few instructions, he took five humans off the boat. In addition, he happened to be three boys and three girls. Sister Wang Yaoyao carried shrimps and crabs in their coats, and Master Liu Taibai and his apprentice carried two large bags of fish.
, and Lu Datou caught a few wild tortoises.
"Boss! Your Peng Yuyan mask makes me happy. You are so handsome and you can just wear an ordinary one..."
Lu Datou came up with a smile. Zhao Guanren readily took out two phaseless masks, gave him the most handsome one, and put the more ordinary one on his face, but Lu Datou put on the mask excitedly.
, all three women burst into laughter.
"Pfft~"
He slapped his butt and laughed loudly: "Oh my God! Eunuch Lu, you really don't look like a prince even in a dragon robe. You are not Peng Yuyan at all, but Peng Yuyan's lost country brother...Peng Yuyan! It's so awesome
You bastard, you are so vulgar! Hahaha..."
"Why am I such a bastard? My figure is a bit different, and my face is not the same..."
Lu Datou stared at her with shame and anger, but Wang Yaoyao also waved his hand and said with a smile: "Brother Datou! You look really wretched, not even as good as your own face. Look at my master's face, it's ordinary.
Tong is also very masculine, it’s really a matter of temperament!”
"Hmph~"
Lu Datou angrily took the bastard and strode forward, and said harshly: "You are just prejudiced. I have to rely on my reputation to show you today that there are women in human beings who are willing to support me!"
Longjiang Xiaobao is the former Longjiang County. It is protected by the Jiangdong Fort in the front and blocked by the natural moat of the river in the back. The city wall is not high and can pass smoothly. Therefore, the place is not big, but the population is quite large, with a total of 700,000 to 800,000.
People are crowded in this county town.
"Brother! The boat has capsized. Let's go to the city and stay overnight..."
Lu Datou walked to the city gate carelessly and handed over a wild tortoise.
"There's a war! It's dangerous outside the city..."
The guard took another tortoise from his hand and said: "Zhennan Fort has been in trouble. It has been extremely hot these two days, but Chishan will not fall and there is no war in Jiangdong. You can go to the gate to issue a temporary residence permit.
Just give me two fish!"
"It's so dark! Sooner or later, you won't even be able to eat shit..."
Lu Datou cursed and walked to the gate, but Zhao Guanren ran in and delivered fish and shrimp. After checking his body temperature, he readily issued a temporary residence permit.
"Open the city gate quickly, the troops are about to enter the city..."
The guards suddenly shouted, and Zhao Guanren and others happened to come out from the gate. They saw a huge armored force rumbling towards them. They opened the city gate and drove straight in.
"Zhao Bihu!!!"
The Wang Yaoyao sisters suddenly exclaimed and hurriedly hid behind the gate. They saw Zhao Bihu sitting in the back of a military off-road vehicle, talking to someone with his head turned sideways, and Jia, the senior sister of the Zhanwu Hall.
Nasha, she actually sat in the passenger seat and touched up her makeup.
"Squeak~"
The off-road vehicle suddenly pulled over and stopped, and another woman sat next to Zhao Bihu, who turned out to be Zhao Guanren's former female secretary Xu Yarong.
We haven't seen each other for nearly two months, and the little lady has transformed from a weak female secretary into a high-end strong woman, very arrogant with a lady's cigarette between her legs.
"Fat man!"
Xu Yarong blew the smoke in an instructive manner, pointed at Master Liu Taibai and said: "It is rare to see such big hairy crabs. You go down and pack all their crabs. After buying them, go to the hotel and wait for me. I want to go with Wu
Let’s talk to the fort commander first!”
"President Xu! Please give me a few kind words..."
Zhao Bihu jumped out of the car with a mean smile on his face, but Xu Yarong ignored him and waved to let him drive with an arrogant face. This was beyond Zhao Guanren's expectation, the identities of the two people were actually reversed.
(I learned after writing the previous chapter that the director of "Tom and Jerry" had just passed away. I wish the old man happiness in another world!)