The all-powerful Prince Zhao was strong and unyielding, even facing Yong Ye and the Dark Demon, but this time he was beaten to death and cried. He knelt on the ground wiping his tears and cried: "Mom! My hairstyle is just like my grandpa's.
Now, do you think I look like dad?"
"You bastard! You're trying to die today, right? I'm going to..."
"Mom! If you don't praise yourself like this, my dad is a dog, so he's just a dog..."
"Pa bang bang..."
Zhao Guanren let the big-mouthed man fall to the ground, holding his head and howling. Although he didn't want to die, all the skills had just returned to zero, and my wife's hot temper could match the three of them. One sentence could increase the anger level.
If it goes up too much, it is simply the best person to commit suicide.
"Haha~ This little kid is taking more and more beatings. I haven't felt this good for a long time. Keep going..."
Sha Xiaohong sat back at the mahjong table refreshed, as if she was beating someone else's son. A group of sisters had long been used to it. Zhao Guanren had let her play since she was a child.
To save face, slap him in the face if he disagrees with you.
'What a vixen...'
Zhao Guanren sat on the ground and peeked at his mother. He had never noticed it before. At this time, he was shocked to realize that Sha Xiaohong had not changed for so many years. She looked like she was in her thirties at most, and she was dressed young and fashionable.
Wearing an angry red short skirt that reaches her butt, her long shawl hair is permed into big waves, and she is born with a face that is popular among internet celebrities. Although she is only of average height, her protuberance and back protrusion, and her long legs with golden proportions, it is said that he is
No one will doubt my sister.
"Son! What's going on with someone named Rigorous in the medical school? I heard that they are getting divorced..."
A plump mature woman looked at Zhao Guanren with charming eyes. This was the Aunt Shen Qiong who took away his first time. Zhao Guanren was not sensible at the time, so he let this bad woman who called him son in front of him and brother behind his back trick him into bed. However,
This mature woman is definitely a hottie.
"Ha~"
An intellectual mature woman also laughed and said: "A broken drum is beaten by thousands of people, and a broken shoe is worn by thousands of people. When it comes to Alai's feet, the toes are exposed. I can only think that he is unlucky!"
"He wears a lot of shabby shoes. He has the same bad qualities as his dog father. He will lie down when he sees a mother..."
Sha Xiaohong kicked Zhao Guanren with disgust on her face and asked: "What's going on today? I'm actually refusing to leave. Isn't it because I want to ask my mother for money? How about this! Kowtow, I'll give you five
Ten thousand, as much as you knock!”
"You think I'm stupid, I will definitely end up with 50,000 mahjong..."
Zhao Guanren rolled his eyes at her angrily, then knelt down and kowtowed to her three times. Sha Xiaohong was so angry that he jumped up again, put his hands on his hips and cursed angrily: "You're a little bastard, you can't kowtow for the New Year or the festival."
What the hell, curse me to death!"
"I sincerely wish my mother a long life. I owe these three heads..."
Zhao Guanren stood up in her surprised eyes and said: "Mom! If I disappear suddenly, or you can't see me by the end of June, go to Iceland to live with Aunt Shen and the others for a while. Don't ask anything. Remember me.
That’s fine!”
Zhao Guanren smiled and turned to leave, but Sha Xiaohong said again: "Wait a minute! Sisters, let's break up. Let's meet up another day. Lao Shen and Zhou Jingxiu will stay!"
"It's over! You bastard..."
The women happily picked up their bags and left, thinking that Zhao Guanren was going to be beaten again, but Zhao Guanren said helplessly: "Mom! Let me ask a serious question, what is your relationship with Zhao Ziqiang? Do you know who he is?"
"Cultivating immortals!"
Sha Xiaohong looked at him expressionlessly, just as the door of the room was closed by Shen Qiong with a "dong" sound, which struck Zhao Guanren's ears like an earth-shattering shock, and he stammered: "...How do you know, no! How can you believe such a thing? ?”
"If I don't find out Zhao Ziqiang's true identity, do you think I'm trying to make him look handsome? What's more, he's not handsome at all..."
Sha Xiaohong lit a cigarette and sat on the sofa, saying: "
Son! Let me tell you the truth, the things my mother has experienced are beyond imagination. I have seen people who cultivate immortals, cultivators of demons, including people with super powers and time travellers, and the number of people who have died by my hands is too numerous to count. !”
"No way?"
Zhao Guanren almost dropped his jaw in shock, but Shen Qiong said: "Alai! If you encounter something big, you can tell us no matter what. Things that are incredible are nothing to us! "
"Uh~ Actually, I can be considered a time traveler. I came back a year and a half later..."
Zhao Guanren hesitated: "The zombie army will invade in three and a half months, and more than half of the human race will die. In the end, their boss and I will die together. But I met Zhao Ziqiang, and he said he had made some promise to my mother, and then he got me back." Today, do you... believe it?"
"..."
The three women stared at him without saying a word. Zhao Guanren thought that what he said was too ridiculous, but Sha Xiaohong frowned and asked: "Which type of zombies, virus-infected living corpses, night ghosts who are afraid of the sun, or corpse gas?" Zongzi?"
"How come you know more than me about what a night ghost is..."
Zhao Guanren was horrified, but Zhou Jingxiu smiled and said: "Silly boy! The three of us are the same. We also experienced a doomsday catastrophe and suddenly returned to the past, but the memory is still retained, so we believe what he said! "
"Have you ever seen the Eternal Night Army..."
Zhao Guanren was almost astonished, but the four of them discovered together that the apocalypse they experienced was not the same kind at all. After Zhao Guanren revealed the soul-locking chain on his body, the three women had never even heard of it. Not the same thing.
"Son! It seems that someone has changed the future..."
Sha Xiaohong analyzed: "It is estimated that the culprit who attracted the Eternal Night Army must be someone who should not exist in this world, because soul traveling will not destroy the laws of space. Only powerful people who physically travel will cause catastrophic consequences. !”
"That's right!"
Shen Qiong also said: "Since zombies have superpowers, this person must also have special powers and have a very significant impact. We might as well track down supernatural events. This kind of thing is usually concealed, and the more concealed it is, the closer it is." the truth!"
"Oh My God!"
Zhao Guanren gave a thumbs up and praised: "Mom! I really underestimated you. I only opened the first chapter, and we analyzed it very clearly. What did we do in the last few years?"
"Come! Let me formally introduce you..."
Sha Xiaohong introduced arrogantly: "This is Shen Qiong, Master Shen, the chief judge of the Daxian Temple. This is Zhou Jingxiu, Zhou Xuannv. My mother is Sha Xiaohong, the law enforcement immortal officer, and my father is the chief judge of the Immortal Temple." Commander Black Immortal, all three of us have been passed by my father!"
"Isn't it?"
Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "I have never seen how awesome my dad is. He is a very honest man, and he is bullied all day long!"
"Actually, Dad's body is occupied by someone else. It's the first boyfriend I mentioned, Xia Huaishan..."
Sha Xiaohong smiled bitterly and said: "After Brother Shan and the others won the battle, we went back to the past overnight, and they also returned to their own world. Then I found Dad. Although his soul was no longer Xia Huaishan, I still followed him He got married and had kids!”
"Actually, more than a few of us are back..."
Zhou Jingxiu said: "Do you remember Huang Baihe? She had a son named Zhang Xingyue who pushed her into the river when she was a child. Their sisters are just like us, but we didn't have a good relationship before, and we haven't had much contact with each other these years!"
"I remember!"
Zhao Guanren nodded and said: "The little fat man's father's name is Zhang Ziyu. I met him on the street last year, but I don't remember the little fat man's name is Zhang Xingyue. He should be Xingyue from Xingxingyue, right?"
"Yes! The Zhang family only has one seedling, and it's so precious..."
Shen Qiong dismissed it with disdain
He curled his lips, but Zhao Guanren asked curiously: "Mom! What's going on with Zhao Ziqiang?"
"It's just that little thing. It's been seven or eight years since he saw me as pretty and wanted to have sex with me..."
Sha Xiaohong said: "But when I first saw him, I felt something was wrong. He had no human smell and the smoke would automatically bypass him. Then I tested him and found that his eyes could see through anything. I knew I was meeting a semi-immortal, so I tricked him!"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said: "Did you trick him?"
"That's right! I thought being a half-immortal was amazing. When I hooked my fingers, he licked her all the way from her feet to..."
"Hmm~"
Zhou Jingxiu suddenly coughed heavily.
"Haha~ I forgot that my son is here..."
Sha Xiaohong said with a smile: "Zhao Ziqiang has two die-hard brothers, one is named Liu Tianliang and the other is Lin Tao. The three of them guessed who would pick me up, so I took the initiative to flirt with Lin Tao, the most sultry one, and had an affair with Liu Tianliang for two days. I found out their background!"
Zhao Guanren was surprised again and said: "Mom! You're not having an affair with all three of them, are you?"
"Fart! This is just a strategy. If I don't arouse their competitiveness, can they circle around me..."
Sha Xiaohong said proudly: "I caught Zhao Ziqiang's hand and took the opportunity to make a few requests. The first is to let me stay young forever, the second is to let me take a look at Xia Huaishan, and the third is to teach my son the skills if the apocalypse comes again. , you have to teach the same thing after sleeping once!”
"Mom! He taught me eighteen tricks to trick my father..."
Zhao Guanren wanted to cry but had no tears, but Sha Xiaohong said apologetically: "Son! It's not that my mother didn't help me, but that grandson made me scared. He ran away without any clothes on the last time, otherwise I would have to punish him one thousand eight hundred times." No, but in the end he kept his word and fulfilled his promise after leaving!"
Zhao Guanren asked again: "Why did Zhao Ziqiang come to our world? How many years has it been since he left?"
"It's been almost three years since I left..."
Sha Xiaohong thought for a while and said: "At that time, he only said that he was looking for someone, and he would leave after a while. When he left, he called me and said that we would meet again in the next life. At that time, he didn't say anything about the end of the world. It was probably An accident he didn't even plan for!"
As she spoke, Sha Xiaohong stood up and beckoned them into the basement. Who knew there was a secret door in the basement that Zhao Guanren didn't know about? When the heavy security door opened, Zhao Guanren was almost scared to the point of peeing.
"My mother! This is going crazy..."
Zhao Guanren walked in in disbelief. The secret room of hundreds of square meters was actually filled with guns and ammunition, as well as various cold weapons. There were also a large number of cans and drinking water. There were even toilets and generators. It was just a room. Doomsday bunker.
"Those who have experienced the apocalypse will never let themselves make the same mistakes again..."
Sha Xiaohong stepped forward and picked up a shotgun, loading the bullet skillfully and quickly. Shen Qiong also picked up a rifle skillfully, while Zhou Jingxiu pulled out a large box from the bottom and opened it. Zhao Guanren's eyes popped out of fear.
"Oh my God! Why do you still have this thing? Where did you get it..."
Zhao Guanren took half a step back with a pale face, only to see Zhou Jingxiu pick up a rocket launcher, open the scope with a click, and said with a ferocious smile: "Sisters! It has been twenty-seven years, and we can finally come back to the world!"
"Just do it to those who have big votes. Just take down Shiniu County. If you don't accept it, we'll do it..."
"Okay! I'm responsible for raising the troops. There are 100,000 people and 50,000 soldiers. This time I want to be the city lord..."
"..."
Zhao Guanren was completely confused. Looking at the three murderous old women, he felt that his life was full of deceit. These were not strong business women. They were clearly three female gangsters, or even more fierce veterans than him. .
(Originally, this chapter was supposed to be written in an extra chapter of Deadly Poison, but since it’s about Sha Xiaohong, I might as well explain it to everyone!)