When Zhao Guanren leaned against the window of the women's bathhouse, his crotch fell off like yellow mud. It was either shit or shit. The girls all had the same expression when they saw him. Men, no need to explain, we understand!
"Emptiness is form! Form is emptiness..."
With two lines of sad tears, Zhao Guanren walked into the small exhibition hall lined with the four treasures of the study. He stood alone behind a simple desk, picked up a precious ink ingot, and placed it on an inkstone with a history of hundreds of years.
Gently grind it.
The ink ingot slowly turned into ink, and the fragrance of ink filled his nostrils. He looked at the traces left by the ancients, and suddenly remembered someone's words, "If you don't bring it with you in life, you won't take it with you in death. No matter how precious you are, it won't be yours."
The owner is only its temporary custodian.
"The Tao can be Tao, but it is not Tao; the name can be named, but it is not named..."
Zhao Guanren rolled up his sleeves, picked up a wolf hair, and carefully wrote the "Tao Te Ching" on the rice paper. After copying the words nearly a hundred times, he could already recite them backwards and forwards, and from time to time he would ponder the profound meaning.
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"Your heart is very confused..."
suddenly!
A beautiful figure appeared at the door, and Luo Zixuan walked slowly to his side. Looking at the dozen lines of words he had just written, she smiled bitterly and said: "You want to calm yourself down by writing, but the more you write, the more confused you become, which shows that
There are too many distracting thoughts in your mind, so the handwriting...is ugly!"
Zhao Guanren raised his head and said with a smile: "Dr. Luo is really upright and upright. You don't blame me for spying on you taking a bath, but you still want to provide me with psychological counseling?"
"You've seen it all, and I can still gouge your eyeballs out..."
Luo Zixuan stared at him and said: "You are the person with the most complex personality I have ever seen. Many extreme advantages and disadvantages are concentrated in you. If I can't understand you, I can't enlighten you, but I can help you calm down.
Do you want to try it?"
"What I wish for!"
Zhao Guanren nodded happily, and Luo Zixuan turned around and closed the door of the small hall, took out a scented candle from her bag, lit it and placed it in the corner of the desk, turned off the original emergency light, and finally moved it
A chair was given for him to sit on.
"This atmosphere is a bit ambiguous..."
Zhao Guanren looked at the pale pink scented candle. The dim light could only cover the two of them. There were also bursts of delicious aroma coming from Luo Zixuan's body, which easily made people think.
"What is ambiguity? Is it ambiguous to light a candle..."
Luo Zixuan walked behind him with a smile and gently pressed his shoulders with her hands. Unexpectedly, Zhao Guanren grabbed her hands and pulled them to his back. He turned his head and smiled and said: "Separate the ambiguities and read them in reverse.
That’s what it really means!”
"Read it the other way around? Love the sun in the future, ugh~ you are so disgusting..."
Luo Zixuan stomped her feet in shame and anger, but her hands were thrown away and Zhao Guanren held them tightly. She tilted her head and asked: "Are you not used to having outsiders standing behind you? Your muscles tightened as soon as I stood over. You
Relax a little, otherwise I will look useless!"
"You don't want to hypnotize me..."
Zhao Guanren let go of her hands, Luo Zixuan pressed his shoulders again, and said with a smile: "Hypnosis is also a treatment method, but it is not easy to hypnotize you. Your psychological defense mechanism is too strong. This teacher has to use it."
It takes ten years of success!”
"Okay! I also want to try what it feels like to be hypnotized..."
Zhao Guanren cooperated and relaxed his body. Luo Zixuan gently scratched his cochlea with two fingers, and at the same time said very gently: "Close your eyes! Relax your whole body. This is a bamboo forest hut, with a small bridge and flowing water outside, a bright moon and a few stars, which is poetic and picturesque."
!”
Luo Zixuan's massage technique was so unique that Zhao Guanren couldn't help but close his eyes. Luo Zixuan also tried her best, her hands slowly caressed his neck, cheeks and earlobes, and her nimble fingers touched every part of his body.
nerve.
"It's raining! It's drizzling and the breeze is blowing on my face. It's so comfortable..."
Luo Zixuan blew gently on his cheek. Zhao Guanren leaned on the chair enjoying it. Luo Zixuan quietly took out a small purple gold bowl and used a wooden stick to
The bowl rotated slowly, and the strange vibration sound made his whole head feel ethereal.
"Cool!"
Zhao Guanren muttered intoxicatedly, and Luo Zixuan gently put down the purple golden bowl, pressed his shoulders with a little force, and whispered softly: "You are an unparalleled hero, no difficulty can stop you, distracting thoughts are your beliefs, whatever you want to do
Just do it!”
"Ding~"
Luo Zixuan flicked the alms bowl lightly, took two steps back and hid in the darkness. Zhao Guanren slowly opened his eyes and blinked. He looked at the pen, ink, paper and inkstone in front of him, and immediately stood up and splashed ink. This time, his pen was flying like flying, and his eyes were unprecedented.
Focus.
"Shua~"
After finishing writing a complete article of the Tao Te Ching, a picture immediately popped up in Zhao Guanren's mind. He thought it was the "Cunning Rabbit Three Cave" skill that had been added once more. The condition for this skill was to copy the Tao Te Ching ten times, and he had already written it nine times before.
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Who would have thought that it would be different from last time. There were also a few words left by the brush on the picture - forget it! Go your own way and don't be bound by any thoughts. The world is not black or white, black can be white.
, white can also be black!
'What do you mean? How can I forget something I wrote hundreds of times...'
Zhao Guanren hugged his head in disbelief. He always thought that Zhao Ziqiang asked him to copy the De Jing just to improve his moral character, but in the end he asked him to forget these things.
This is not as simple as forgetting a book. The Tao Te Ching has already subtly influenced him and even changed his views and concepts. Otherwise, he would not have stepped forward to be the savior he once most disapproved of.
'It's either black or white! Black and white, white...'
Zhao Guanren suddenly thought of his inner demon, an evil monk in white clothes, a soul that was both good and evil.
But his biggest wish now is to save the world. Good wishes should never turn into demons and become inner demons to influence him. A soul that can change its image in the eyes of the Soul Chaser must be evil or corrupted.
'Could it be that Zheng Shiba is the right one...'
Zhao Guanren held his head and thought in a daze: 'Humanity today is not worth saving. If more than half of the population is not destroyed, they will never have a long memory, right! Preventing the invasion will only treat the symptoms but not the root cause. The only way is to completely change the greed and greed of mankind.
Only selfishness can truly save mankind!'
"Wake up! Wake up quickly, what's wrong with you..."
A burst of anxious shouts rang out. Zhao Guanren suddenly opened his eyes and woke up. Suddenly he found that he was still sitting on the chair. The pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table had not been moved at all, but the candle was about to burn out. Apparently some time had passed.
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"I, am I hypnotizing you..."
Zhao Guanren straightened up in shock, Luo Zixuan stood beside him and said with a bitter smile: "Your sleep quality is too poor, I just want you to have a good sleep, but you just suddenly had a nightmare, waving your hands and shouting,
It shocked me!"
"I'll go! No wonder I'm sweating..."
Zhao Guanren wiped his sweat with lingering fear, and suddenly discovered that his third gift, Cunning Rabbit Sanku, had changed the conditions of use, from using it once to copy the Tao Te Ching ten times to cuckolding others.
As long as you give someone a cuckold, he can get a chance to use it, but the premise is that the person has to be voluntary, and the relationship cannot be based on money and material things. To put it bluntly, you don't want to spend money on others when you break the shoe.
"What kind of plane are you doing? You are trying to kill me..."
Zhao Guanren was completely confused. If Zhao Ziqiang was forcing him to be a good person before, then now he is being forced to become a shameless flower picker who specializes in digging up red apricots in other people's courtyards. Although the process is fun and exciting, it must be morally corrupt.
, immoral things that ruin your character.
"What's wrong with you? I didn't play with you..."
Luo Zixuan waved her hand in front of him. He subconsciously looked up and saw that the lust value on Luo Zixuan's head turned green and jumped from the previous 18 points to 78. However, the color of the experience value did not change, and it was still a small red
1.
'It's so green...'
Zhao Guanren secretly exclaimed, then suddenly pulled her onto his lap and sat down, saying: "Dr. Luo! You have damaged my brain. I just had so many strange dreams, and I can no longer distinguish between fantasy and reality.
This is a medical malpractice, you have to compensate me!"
"Just take a rest..."
Luo Zixuan took out a tissue with some distress, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said: "You have too many things to worry about. I hypnotized you just to relieve you of your psychological burden, but now it seems that the effect is not good, you have to accept it.
Long-term psychological counseling will do!”
"Then we will cooperate for a long time and have in-depth exchanges..."
Zhao Guanren hugged her suddenly and kissed her. Luo Zixuan did not expect that he would attack suddenly. She exclaimed and quickly turned her head away, and said angrily: "Don't you hate me? You are either using your hands or your mouth. Who do you think I am? You
I’ll get really angry if this happens again!”
"Are you still thinking about Zheng Shiba? You are single now, okay..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her seriously, and Luo Zixuan twisted her body and said aggrievedly: "But you are not single. People have already made it difficult to hear what they said. I don't want those rumors to become facts. Forget it! It's quite good for us to be friends.
OK!"
"Alas~"
Zhao Guanren sighed and said: "If Zheng Shiba comes to kill us, we can't be friends anymore, and we can't even be ghosts. Why not take advantage of the time to have fun now? That's the kind of person I am anyway. If I like you, I won't care."
What did people say!"
"No! We just met a day ago, it's too soon..."
Luo Zixuan shook her head and stood up, but when Zhao Guanren saw her green lust value, it suddenly jumped to a high score of 92. He immediately pressed Luo Zixuan on the desk and kissed her without any explanation.
"No! Someone will come in..."
Luo Zixuan struggled feebly, but was kissed on the mouth a few times, and her hands were pressed on the table. Soon the sound of resistance turned into a weak gasp, and she did not resist when her hands were released.
Instead, he hugged someone's neck in confusion.
"Ah! Sorry, we didn't know you were here..."
Lin Chiling suddenly pushed the door open and quickly closed the door before she finished speaking. Zhao Guanren knew that Lin Chiling was reminding him that Zhou Miao and the others were coming to catch the rapist.
"Go away!"
Luo Zixuan pushed Zhao Guanren away with a red face, jumped off the table and pulled up the scattered skirt, beat Zhao Guanren on the shoulder and said scolding: "Bad guy! Big bad guy! You are the overlord, you are so hard on me, it's all over my skirt.
I will never ignore you again! Humph~"
"I'm going out later. Whatever clothes you like, I'll help you get them..."
Zhao Guanren wiped his saliva greedily, and Luo Zixuan pouted and said: "There is nothing to be picky about now, just wear whatever you have, but you have to be careful and don't show off, I'm going down!"
Luo Zixuan ran out quickly, but Zhao Guanren looked at her white dress stained by ink and said thoughtfully: "No matter how fair a girl is, she has her dark parts. Black and white will always coexist. Without evil, there will be no evil."
There is no justice!”
"Husband! Why are you here..."
Zhou Miao pretended to be surprised and walked in, followed by a group of flatterers. Who knew that Zhao Guanren's peach blossom eyes had completely mutated and upgraded.
Some of these people's heads are pink and some are green, Zhou Miao's lust value has turned green, and Zhao Guanren can even see men, but men only have one experience value and cannot see their desires.
"oh!"
Zhao Guanren finally understood that green means that the other person is married or in love, and this score should be called the desire to cheat, while single dogs still have the pink lust score as before.
'Zhao Ziqiang! What on earth do you want to do...'
Zhao Guanren couldn't help but cursed secretly: "One moment you force me to be a human being, and the next moment you force me to be a ghost. If you want me to forget the ideological shackles brought by the Tao Te Ching, why do you want me to copy it? Damn it."