The nine great devils gathered together. This was the first time they had a meeting together since they took office. Of course, there was no serious meeting on Zhao Guanren's side. It was just a regular strategic discussion meeting, but it turned into a tea party with skewers and music.
It's all done.
"Who said in your ears that your love for me will never change..."
Zhang Xinyue stood on the bronze coffin lid and sang "A Thousand Years of Waiting". The microphone was connected to a mobile speaker used for begging on the street, and little Chen Ran, who was pregnant, was still dancing with her.
She really had no choice. After Zhao Guanren took Bai Ming out, he didn't come back for more than half an hour. She didn't dare to neglect these ancestors, so she had no choice but to perform their talents in person.
"What's going on? He won't let Yong Ye catch him..."
Xuan Ye was getting impatient with the wait. Zhou Miao immediately rushed forward and said with a smile: "Master Black Prajna! I heard from my master that the "Great Compassion Mantra" you sang has special depth. Can you show your skills and save us degenerates?
The soul?"
"Oh ho ho ho..."
Black Prajna threw down the melon seeds and laughed heartily. After showing a reluctant look, he walked up to the coffin lid, took the microphone from Zhang Xinyue's hand, sat cross-legged and meditated to the accompaniment of music, and used all his power to achieve success.
Started to recite.
"Keep your voice down, it's too noisy..."
Qing Ming covered her ears impatiently, but turned around and said with a bad smile: "Chi Yan! The lover you have been longing for has finally arrived. Are you planning to have a wedding with him tonight? Then we have to prepare a gift for you.
Yo!"
"I almost forgot if you didn't tell me..."
Chi Yan quickly turned around and said to Zhou Miao: "Maids! You should have Rouge here. Give me a set of the best Rouge, as well as red bellybands and white pants. They all need to be new and clean. Go and come back quickly.
!”
"Wha, what?"
Zhou Miao looked at her dumbfounded, but the Tianzhu Witch also said: "Idiot! The rouge and gouache used for dressing up are not allowed to be used in the wedding night. Get me a set too. I just came back from a war. I still have to use it."
No time to dress up!"
"Hey~ This is new, do you two want to come together..."
Kadan looked at the two of them with interest, Tianzhu rolled his eyes and said: "None of your business! We can sleep with whoever we like. There is no real man in the dead clan. They have been bored for hundreds of years, and it is not easy to meet one.
Mr. Zhao, you better enjoy it!"
"I'll go look for it..."
Zhou Miao walked back with a stiff face. Zhang Xinyue, who was physically and mentally exhausted, couldn't stay any longer and hurriedly led Xiao Chen Ran to follow him into the Soul Sacrifice Tower.
"These bitches..."
Zhou Miao cursed in a low voice: "You are so naughty even after being a zombie. You actually want to enter the bridal chamber with my husband, and treat me like a maid. I will urinate for them and rub it on their faces later!"
"Okay! Just don't get into trouble..."
Zhang Xinyue persuaded: "These are all the princes who have lost their clans. Brother Ren is counting on them to fight. It is not easy for Brother Ren to maintain the relationship with them. Let's just be a little aggrieved for the time being and be good waiters. It will be easier to get things done than anything else."
important!"
"yes!"
Xiao Chen Ran nodded and said: "Teacher Zhao is really powerful. He can play with so many big devils. We don't even dare to speak louder. But the dead are all dead. Could it be that Teacher Zhao has slept with the dead?"
Jue, isn’t this too scary?”
"I should just talk about it, what to do with the dead..."
Zhou Miao shook her head subconsciously, and Chen Ran lowered his head and said nothing, but Bai Ming suddenly walked in from the opposite side, followed by Nangong Shuangsha and his wife, but Zhao Guanren was still nowhere to be seen.
"Huh? There seems to be something on the wall..."
Si Ming stood up and walked to the wall to dig at the cracks. Nangong Shuangsha immediately followed him. The other demon kings also stood up and left the table tacitly.
Everyone including the excited Black Prajna shut up and lowered his head to study the opening of the microphone. Only Qing Ming was left at the tea table.
"Hey~ isn't this Mr. Bai Ming? Since when have you become a waiter for others..."
Qing Ming looked at Bai Ming strangely, but Bai Ming said coldly: "I'm not in the mood to talk nonsense with you. I'm already married. As a woman, you have to be well-mannered. From now on, please call me Liu Shengxue."
, or Zhao Liushi will do!"
"What? You, you are married, you are a woman..."
Qing Ming looked at her in disbelief, and the other demon kings almost dropped their jaws in shock. Bai Ming's voice suddenly turned into that of a little woman, no longer a neutral voice that made it difficult to distinguish between male and female.
But Bai Ming ignored her at all, and sat down slowly and said: "Sister Zhou Miao! Sister Xinyue! You two come over and offer me a cup of tea. That concubine can also come over. Since she is pregnant with my husband's child, we are
We are a family!”
"How come I have become a concubine? I am also a wife..."
Xiao Chen Ran had a reluctant face, and the elder Chen Ran hurriedly pushed her, and then she followed Zhang Xinyue and the others and came forward to offer tea. Bai Ming's icy face finally melted, and he gave her a greeting gift in an amiable manner.
The style of Mrs. Zhao’s family.
"Liar! You damn bastard..."
Qing Ming violently overturned the tea table, but before she could get up, Zhao Guanren stumbled in and shouted with bloodstains on his face: "Don't do anything, you have something to say, we are a family inside and outside.
Let me tell you slowly, no, tell you slowly!"
"Why should I listen to you? Who do you think you are..."
Qing Ming stood up angrily, but Zhao Guanren said loudly: "I am the head of the family, you were my second wife in my previous life, and Liu Shengxue was your sister in bed. You were such good friends in your previous life, how could you die just once?"
Don’t remember?”
"You said you have an older wife, it turns out, it's her..."
Qing Ming was dumbfounded, Zhao Guanren came over fiercely and said: "If you don't agree with what happened in the previous life, I will write you a letter of divorce and you will be cleared. Otherwise, just sit down obediently. When men talk, women don't
Interrupt, do you understand?"
"Just sit down! What's so bad about it..."
Qing Ming sat down aggrievedly, and the demon kings looked at Zhao Guanren in surprise, as if they had seen the greatest wonder in the world. The demon Qing Ming, who had been untamed for all night, actually made him obey his scolding.
"Husband!"
Bai Ming frowned and asked, "Why did your face get like this? Who scratched you?"
"Haha~ What a naughty cat! This face looks like it was scratched by a cat..."
Tianzhu covered her mouth and laughed evilly. Sure enough, she saw Qi Sha walking in with his cat's tail swung, a queen's face looked gloomy and the two black cat ears were still wet.
"Hmm~"
Zhao Guanren coughed slightly and said: "I had a little misunderstanding with Miao Xiaomi, but I have already put her to sleep. Please wait for me for a while. I will get a baby to show you, and then I will come to have a meeting with you."
!”
Zhao Guanren walked directly to the original soul-sacrifice tower. Zhang Xinyue hurriedly closed the door and said, "Why did you come back? They said Zhao Feifan had already taken action!"
"I know! Yongye is already anxious..."
Zhao Guanren quickly walked to the bed where he was resting and took off his tattered shirt. Unexpectedly, his back was also scratched all over.
"Wait!"
Zhou Miao walked over and said in surprise: "What the hell are you doing? Why did the cat demon scratch you like this? From my look, it seems that he was holding you and scratching you. You can't be like her, right?"
"Nonsense! We just had a fight, and I'm not a zoophile..."
Zhao Guan
Ren shook his head calmly, but as soon as he put on a T-shirt, Qi Sha suddenly rushed in menacingly, grabbed him and pressed him against the wall, and said angrily: "Hand over the soul-destroying card, don't do it."
Think I don’t know what you did!”
"What card? What did I do..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her inexplicably, but Qisha took action himself, took out a mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and said angrily: "You kept flashing this thing at me while I was unconscious. I saw something on it.
How dare you say that you didn’t capture my soul even though I’m wearing no clothes!”
"Uh~ This is just a portrait machine, not a soul-catching card..."
Zhao Guanren's face suddenly turned red. Zhang Xinyue and the other women all looked at him speechlessly. Everyone in the modern world knew what he had done.
"Pa~"
Qi Sha violently squeezed his cell phone and exploded it. He let go of Zhao Guanren and said angrily: "It's not a soul-capturing card and it's not a good thing. Otherwise, why did you take a picture of me without my clothes on? I'm warning you, if they find out about me, I will definitely
I’ll cut you into pieces! Humph~”
Qisha turned around and left angrily, and Zhao Guanren was completely embarrassed.
"Master Zhao!"
Zhou Miao crossed her arms and taunted: "So your pajamas are actually for sleeping. You are so capable. You went out for a spin and put all the cat monsters to sleep, and you even took short videos of them. You
Do you want some more face?"
"Sleeping clothes and sleeping clothes! How can I wear them if I don't sleep..."
Zhao Guanren said helplessly: "Qi Sha is a wild cat, the number one rebel of the dead clan. Sleeping for her means taming, and it has nothing to do with chastity. She will not bow to me unless I give her a good beating. She will kill me in a minute."
Even if I’m betrayed, I can’t help myself!”
"Pull him down!"
Zhang Xinyue rolled her eyes at him and said disdainfully: "The soul-chasing mages all surrender, but you are the only one in sleeping clothes. If these female devils encounter you, they will be damned for eight lifetimes!"
"Haha~"
Xiao Chen Ran also mocked: "Master Zhao! I finally understood it tonight. It is very simple for you to maintain the relationship between these big demon kings. Men rely on surrendering to others, and women rely on surrendering to others. These female devils also
Has anyone ever slept with you?"
"Let him finish it all..."
Da Chen Ran finally covered his mouth and laughed evilly. Zhao Guanren smiled cheekily and said: "This is the only way we can maintain our lives. Let's go! You go out and call the boss to see if they have taken off. I have to hurry up."
Let’s go in for a meeting!”
Zhao Guanren took his backpack and ran into the tomb in a hurry, not daring to stay any longer.
"Da Chen Ran..."
Zhou Miao wondered: "The Great Demon King is a demon that eats people without spitting out their bones, but when you come here, you don't need to beat or scold them. Everyone is very obedient. How on earth does he do it?"
"Brother Ren has always been a legend, but he doesn't know it..."
Da Chen Ran chuckled and said: "My master once said to me that the reason why human beings are the top existence among the six realms depends on their minds that are arrogant in all worlds. And for the best among them, you only need to give
If he opens his mouth, he can make a breakthrough!"
"This is talking about Brother Ren..."
Zhang Xinyue looked at her in surprise, and Chen Ran nodded and said with a smile: "Who else could it be besides him? Besides, my master didn't even give the blood moon pearl to his own son, but only gave him this treasure, which means
I don’t need to say more about what you’re doing, right?”
"This is obviously treating him as a successor, but why not teach him to cultivate immortality..."
Zhou Miao looked confused, but Chen Ran shook his head and said: "My master doesn't practice immortality himself. He said he would ride on a spaceship if he wanted to go to heaven. He only practices to live a few more years. He hasn't practiced for a long, long time. He said that practicing