The woman's scream resounded throughout the garden, and eight strong swordsmen jumped out one after another, trying to chop up the little thief with ferocious looks. However, when they took a closer look, they were dumbfounded. There was no little thief in the empty garden.
traces of.
"Quick! Split up and look for..."
The swordsmen separated and searched anxiously. The woman looked back and was confused. She stamped her feet and shouted hurriedly: "Go and look for the old house in the back. He must have escaped. We can't let him escape.
We must kill him and silence him, no no! We cannot let him live!"
"You two come with me..."
The swordsman hurriedly ran towards the old house deep inside. Unexpectedly, Zhao Guanren did not run far. After discovering the ambush, he bypassed the rockery first. At this time, he suddenly jumped out from behind the rockery and strangled the woman's neck.
, covered her mouth and dragged her behind the rockery.
"Don't move! If you move again, I'll kill you..."
Zhao Guanren pushed her down to the ground aggressively and put a piece of broken tile against her neck. Fortunately, the woman didn't know any martial arts. She was so frightened that she trembled and nodded. Unexpectedly, Zhao Guanren shouted again: "Take off your bellyband quickly."
Come down to me!"
"..."
The woman froze, and suddenly remembered that this was a perverted and audacious thief who dared to jump naked into her lady's bathtub. She could only plead in a low voice: "Little brother! Please spare me, I am old and lustful."
, I really don’t deserve you!”
"Of course you are not worthy of a little piece of meat like me, I only want your bellyband..."
Zhao Guanren pressed against the tile again, and the woman immediately concluded that this was a pervert. Fetishes were not uncommon in ancient times. She could only bite her lip in shame and anger, put her trembling hand into her clothes, and fiddled with it for a while before pulling it out.
Come with a canvas bellyband.
"Very good! Now we have an affair..."
Zhao Guanren took the bellyband and let go of her, squatted in front of her and said with a bad smile: "If I get caught, I will tell you that you are my old sweetheart and you brought me in for a tryst. This bellyband is our private secret."
If you have any evidence, let’s see how you meet people in the future!”
"You, you, you..."
The woman was so shocked that she couldn't even speak. It turned out that Zhao Guanren had this idea. In fact, this woman was at least thirty-five or six years old. She was considered an old woman in this era, but her charm and figure were still there.
Plump and able to tempt young meat, no one will doubt it.
"Send me out, or I'll tell you about your young lady..."
Zhao Guanren pulled the woman up from the ground and put his bellyband into his arms triumphantly. The woman could only protect her chest with a look of humiliation and lead him back with a pale face.
The woman's status in the mansion was obviously not low. The servants and maids passing by stood aside and saluted. No one found it strange that Zhao Guanren lowered his head. The two of them walked into and out of the courtyard, passed through a moon gate, and finally arrived.
The back entrance of the big house.
"Fifth Aunt! Is this a newcomer..."
Two servants were sitting outside the concierge chatting. The fifth aunt nodded with a stiff smile and went forward to open the back door in person. However, Zhao Guanren pulled her and said with a smile: "Fifth aunt! I don't have a good memory. The eldest lady told me.
Please tell me about it again!"
"Okay, okay!"
The fifth aunt followed her out with a stiff face. There was a bluestone path outside, and there was also a large house next door. After Zhao Guanren walked forward for a while, the fifth aunt said with a red face: "Give me your bellyband quickly, what else do you want?"
So good for you!"
"Borrow me some money, and I will pay you back twice as much in the future..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and stretched out his hand. The fifth aunt took out an embroidered purse with a cold face and took out a few taels of silver.
"Stingy! It's not like I won't pay you back..."
Zhao Guanren snatched the purse and said with a smile: "Tell your eldest lady, I will draw a portrait of her bathing carefully, especially the red mole on her chest and the birthmark on her butt.
Then add it to the story of her tryst with me, divide it into three parts (upper, middle and lower), and give it to everyone you meet on the street!"
"You, what do you want to do? Do you want to force my young lady to death..."
The fifth aunt's face suddenly turned livid. It seems that this era pays great attention to honors and honors, but Zhao Guanren sneered: "This is what will happen if she goes back on her word. I will find the best painter later and promise not to miss any details."
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"How much silver do you need before you give up? You give me a price..."
The fifth aunt quickly grabbed his wrist, but Zhao Guanren pulled away his hand and said: "I'm not extorting money. When I'm in a good mood, I'll leave it at home and enjoy it slowly. When I'm in a bad mood, I'll draw 10,000 pictures of her to make her completely stink on the street."
Let’s ride on the donkey and read the songbook, we’ll see!”
After Zhao Guanren said that, he turned around and left. The anxious fifth aunt was scratching his head behind him, but he quickly disappeared on a busy street. Judging from the sky, it should be noon. Unfortunately, he didn't wear a watch. Let's check the time now.
It all depends on guessing.
"Store! Give me a bowl of beef noodles..."
Zhao Guanren swaggered into a noodle shop, but the boss blinked in confusion and said with a smile: "Sir, please don't joke with me. How can I have beef in this small shop? Why don't I give you a bowl of three delicacies?"
For braised noodles, how about a poached egg?"
"Okay! Give me another bottle of pulse, uh~ rice wine, do you have rice wine..."
Only then did Zhao Guanren remember that in ancient times, cattle were not allowed to be killed casually. It seemed that the same was true here. But when he sat down, he was addicted to smoking again. He only regretted that Zhao Ziqiang was more impatient than him and sent him here naked. He didn't know whether he could go back.
is an unknown quantity.
"Here comes three fresh noodles and braised noodles..."
The boss brought a bowl of steaming noodles. The portion was so large that Zhao Guanren was shocked. It was at least the size of two large bowls. He subconsciously asked: "How much does this noodles cost? Such a big bowl would kill me."
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"Haha~"
The boss had a peasant-like cunningness on his face, rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "I see, sir, that you are so hungry that you want to eat cows, so I naturally gave you the biggest bowl, and specially put a few extra prawns for you. Only three
Fifteen cents, rice wine only charges you three cents!"
"You're cruel! Just come up and kill me..."
Zhao Guanren glanced at the sign on the wall. A bowl of scallion noodles only cost four yuan. This guy directly gave him a luxurious set meal. It seems that no matter what era, business people are very thieves, but he was also a profiteer.
Very understanding.
"I just came here to join my relatives. Sit down and chat with me..."
Zhao Guanren took out a small silver bean and threw it generously to the boss. The boss was overjoyed and sat down to chat with him. In fact, the boss's accent was more Wu Nong's. If his father was not from Suzhou and Hangzhou, he would not understand it.
The official Chinese is similar to Mandarin.
‘Lantai County!’
Zhao Guanren finally knew that this was Lantai County, but it was definitely not a parallel time and space, because this was an era called the Dashun Dynasty.
The name Dashun sounds auspicious and rustic, but it has existed for more than a hundred years. It has the same name as the peasant dynasty established by Li Zicheng but has a different fate.
'It's over! I've traveled to an alien space...'
Zhao Guanren chatted with the boss while eating noodles. Lantai County is one of the large counties in central and southern China. It has developed water transportation and is a land of plenty. However, there were no Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, nor the Yangtze River and the Yellow River. The most terrible thing was not the Tianqi Period.
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"By the way! Have you ever heard of Bashan Spirit Pagoda..."
Zhao Guanren put down half a bowl of noodles and burped. Unexpectedly, the boss actually nodded and said: "Who knows about Bashan Spirit Pagoda? It is a place where gods come from. It used to be our Dashun territory, but now it is occupied by people from Daji Kingdom.
I can’t get it back after more than ten years!”
"Good luck? Is there another country of great fortune..."
Zhao Guanren almost spat out the rice wine in his mouth. The name of this country was so casual. It was so auspicious.
"I've never heard of it. Did you just come out of the mountains..."
The boss shook his head and said: "Shunji and Changtai! These four characters were left by the immortals on the Bashan Spiritual Pagoda. I took the first "Shun" character in the founding of the Dynasty, Daji State stole a "lucky" character, and "Southwest"
Chang'an Kingdom and the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom of Fan Bang, they are all thieves, they steal our words to keep us safe!"
'Is it possible that I came too early? It's not yet the Tianqi period...'
Zhao Guanren muttered to himself, but since there is the Bashan Spirit Pagoda, it means that he has not come to the wrong place. Maybe there will be a new Emperor of Tianqi in a few years. After all, Zhao Ziqiang wants to send them to the second year of Tianqi, which means that the new emperor has just ascended the throne.
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"Whose is that mansion diagonally opposite? It's so grand..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to the big house of the little girl's family, and the boss said: "Bian Mansion! Bian's family, his family was originally the leading rich man in Ningzhou Mansion, an imperial merchant with a salary from the imperial court, but it has declined in recent years.
I’m just showing off my face with this big house!”
"oh!"
Zhao Guanren pretended to be enlightened and said: "It turns out it's the Bian Mansion. There is a pretty eldest lady in his family. What's her name? Is she married?"
"You are talking about Bian Xianglan, Miss Bian, how beautiful is she..."
The boss said scornfully: "Miss Bian has a pale face, a tall body, and a strong character. She can't get married even in her twenties. There are no adult men in the Bian family, so her life has been ruined by her.
As the old saying goes, if a woman is in charge, the house will fall down!"
"We have different tastes, so we can't talk to each other..."
Zhao Guanren wiped his mouth and walked out. Miss Bian's supermodel figure and appearance would be disliked by others in this era, but he couldn't catch the boss chatting alone. If he continued to chat, he would definitely be suspicious.
"Eat fish! Fresh big carp..."
"Take a look! Take a look, the tiger skin plaster that can cure all diseases..."
"Your Majesty! Do you want to buy some of the fine fire crystal persimmons and try them..."
The streets and alleys were filled with all kinds of shouts. Zhao Guanren felt that it was similar to the Hengdian Film and Television City. The ancients were not as backward as he imagined. Not only were there drainage ditches on the roadside, people would be beaten for urinating and urinating, and there were also fire prevention and control personnel.
Yujun.
"Good! Beautiful..."
Zhao Guanren squeezed into the crowd to watch sideshows, and went into a teahouse to listen to books. Everything he read was new. He didn't feel lonely at all like someone who had traveled back in time. He could even get used to a ghost town full of corpses, with a population of more than 300,000.
It's a big county town, and it's as easy as traveling.
"Dalang! Let's have two pancakes..."
Zhao Guanren came outside a shop with a smile and looked around to find Pan Jinlian. In the end, someone handed him two steamed buns. He then realized that the cooking cakes were not sesame cakes, but when he touched his sleeve pockets, he was dumbfounded. His sleeves had been cut.
A big hole was made.
"Damn it! How dare you steal my money..."
Zhao Guanren threw down the cooking cake angrily, but he had just gone to too many places. He didn't know where his sleeves were cut, and more than ten taels of white money was just gone.
But now he is still facing the most difficult problem. Modern people need ID cards to open a house, and ancient people also need official certificates. As an alien, let alone setting up a shop, ordinary people dare not take him in. When the curfew comes at night, he
Anyone who sleeps on the streets will be arrested.
"What a tragedy! I really have to go back and blackmail Bian Ni Ni..."
Zhao Guanren walked back with a mournful look on his face. In this era, all countries advocated force, and various secret books on cultivation were all over the streets. Many of them boasted that they could become immortals through cultivation.
Although Zhao Ziqiang had promised that there were no immortal cultivators, he couldn't stand it. Bian Xianglan, a businesswoman, could beat him to the ground. The value of the common people's force was evident. He was really afraid that Bian Xianglan would bribe a few masters to kill him.