The little princess squatted on the ground and held her head, tears streaming down her face. The little eunuch also slumped aside like a mourning concubine, and kept chanting about death, death.
But suddenly there was a "squeak" sound, and the ventilation window above was suddenly opened. Zhao Guanren poked his head in, stretched out his hand and shouted: "Hey! Come up quickly!"
"Zhao Yunxuan!"
The little princess jumped up from the ground excitedly, but she just held his hand and cried again: "Help me, Boss Chen took away my bellyband and pants, and also painted my body. I have no clothes on."
Ah, what if they pass the painting around?"
"Come up quickly, I'll deal with that wicked bitch..."
Zhao Guanren forcefully dragged the two of them out and made them hide in the grass in the backyard. He pulled out the steel knife and quickly jumped into the house. After a while, blood stained his hands and his face. However,
But he had an extra cowhide satchel on his body.
"Let's go! I'll kill Boss Chen..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly ran to the back door. The two people, who had no experience in martial arts, had no doubts about Zhao Guanren. They followed him in a hurry and with white faces, and finally returned to the woods on the river bank.
"You go outside and look out, I'll see if there's anything missing..."
Zhao Guanren deliberately pushed the little eunuch away, and then dug out a stack of IOUs from the bag, as well as the little princess's trousers and bellyband, as well as a sketch he drew himself. In fact, when Yue Ya took off the little princess's clothes, he
Hiding outside the door and peeking.
"Great! A lot of the same..."
The little princess hugged him excitedly, but Zhao Guanren put the things into his bag again and coveted: "Yongning! Your body is so beautiful. Give me the bellyband as a souvenir. I will also treasure this painting. No.
Is it okay to let outsiders see it?"
"No! You are not someone else's county horse..."
The little princess lowered her head shyly. This girl was as big as Yu Niang, but she was just the age to get married in the Dashun Dynasty, and there were many people who became mothers as early as two years old.
"You kissed me so many times tonight, I must be a county horse..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly picked her up by the waist, and kissed her no matter how old she was, pressing her against a big tree. The little princess softened with a cry, hugged his neck in confusion, and gave him a jerky response while trembling.
"Well~ you hate me! I am the princess, and you are frivolous..."
The little princess turned her head shyly and hugged his neck tightly without letting go. If there weren't too many mosquitoes in the forest, Zhao Guanren could cook raw rice right now. Such a rebellious and ignorant little girl would act naturally in front of him.
It's at your fingertips.
"Sir! There are many people coming ahead. Let's go quickly..."
The little eunuch hurriedly ran in, and when he saw that the two of them were already stuck together, he quickly covered his eyes and urged again. Only then did Zhao Guanren lift the little princess up, and jumped up using the lightness skills he had just learned, and steadily
Landed on the boat.
"Come up quickly! I'll teach you two how to say..."
Zhao Guanren pulled the young eunuch onto the boat, untied the rope and rowed to the middle of the river, then cut holes in the clothes of the three of them, and then carefully taught them how to lie.
"You row the boat, row back..."
Zhao Guanren got into the awning and lay down. The little princess immediately fell on his chest, blinked her big watery eyes and kissed him, and said shyly: "Hua'er, you have to hide it. If my body is
When people look at it, you are the one who suffers!"
"Come! Call the Commandery Horse to come and feel good..."
"Master's horse! My master's good horse..."
The little princess lay on top of him and her eyes were as charming as silk. The young girl in love was also impulsive. Before she finished speaking, she took the initiative to kiss Zhao Guanren. The little eunuch said urgently: "Master! Please be patient. Don't get pregnant. Go back."
But there’s no way to explain it!”
"Oh~ your little eunuch still understands this matter, the emperor is the only man in the palace..."
Zhao Guanren raised his head in a funny way, and the little princess smiled and said: "Who said that? Aren't the princes and grandsons all men?
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, The palace is free, my brothers have already understood that at the age of seven or eight, Xiao Kuizi has seen a lot, and she often serves those prodigal hoofs! Haha~"
"What sluts are you, the princess and other princesses..."
Zhao Guanren sat up with the little princess in his arms, his energetic expression clearly saying... If you guys are nagging like this, then I won't be sleepy anymore.
"All the adult princesses are married, and there are only two princesses living in the palace..."
The little eunuch laughed and said: "There are more women than men in the palace. There are many palace maids who can't stand loneliness, especially the concubines who have lost their favor. They know what it's like to be a man. They let us wait on them when they bathe. Although they can't do serious things, they can't do anything serious.
You can also secretly satisfy your cravings!”
"Are you cutting it completely or in half? Are there any parts that are not completely cut..."
Zhao Guanren stared at him like a curious child and asked, "Do you even have to serve Chu Gong? You also have to help wipe the little princess's butt, right?"
"Of course it's all cut off. If one grows, just cut it off again..."
The little eunuch said: "There are also big rules for paying homage. For example, when the Queen is out on a trip, the chief eunuch will shout: take off the phoenix robe, spread the phoenix water, pinch the phoenix eyes, once, twice, three times, rub the phoenix eyes, but
This is all the service of the palace maid, the eunuch cannot help the master wipe his buttocks!"
"Nima!
Zhao Guanren shook his head in astonishment and said: "You have to have a rhythm when you poop, and you don't have to be afraid of pooping your pants!"
"Pfft~"
The little princess burst into laughter and said: "That's why I don't like staying in the palace. There are a lot of broken rules, but my father pointed at me to make Grandpa Huang happy, and Grandpa Huang was reluctant to let me get married, for fear of
I have to wait a few more years before you can come and marry me!"
"Then why am I willing to let you out this time? This is an epidemic area..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her thoughtfully, and the little princess smiled and said: "The emperor is afraid that the imperial envoy will deceive the superiors and deceive the subordinates, so he specially asked me to come here to see more and ask more questions, and report to him one by one after returning to the palace. Moreover, the emperor has no doubts about the imperial envoy."
The Wei Chang is very angry. I will ask Grandpa to change your yamen for you so that you will not be implicated!"
"Women should stay out of men's affairs. You don't need to talk..."
Zhao Guanren looked like he was going to be a softie, but the little princess fell in love with him. She hugged him happily and couldn't get enough of kissing her. However, a red official ship suddenly sailed in front, and the guards shouted in the distance.
stand up.
"Oh~ you guys are here, something big happened almost..."
The little eunuch knelt on the stern of the boat and cried loudly. The people in the deep palace compound were different. Everyone was a master of acting. Even the little princess crawled out crying. Zhao Guanren simply tilted his head and pretended to be dead. Anyway, it was done.
A face full of pig blood.
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"Daddy!"
The little princess cried and threw herself into the arms of Prince Duan. Prince Duan had been waiting at the gate of Xie Mansion for a long time. He hugged her excitedly and his eyes turned red. Zhao Guanren was being carried by the guards using the door panel, looking half-dead.
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'Oh my God! So many wives...'
Zhao Guanren took a sneak peek and saw that there were groups of wives and concubines in Prince Duan's family. He really couldn't tell which one was the princess. There were also several half-grown sons and maids. They should be the heirs who were not already adults.
"Dad! Mom! There is a thief..."
The little princess cried and said: "Zhao Yunxuan and I were singing and dancing in the backyard. Ning'er got greedy for a moment and followed Zhao Yunxuan into the house to eat fructose from Lantai County. How did she know that there was a secret passage in the house, and there were two masked thieves?
Stunned Ning'er and kidnapped Ning'er!"
"Secret passage?"
Prince Duan exclaimed: "Why is there a secret passage in the inner courtyard of the Xie Mansion? Why didn't you tell the accompanying guards who was so brave as to kidnap my son!"
"Your Highness! You are humble and incompetent..."
Zhao Guanren sat up pretending to be strenuous and said guiltily: "The little princess and I were knocked unconscious together. Fortunately, the city gate was locked after dark, and the bandits imprisoned us in a gambling house. I found an opportunity to break free."
Rope, kill two spies before rescuing the princess!"
Prince Duan was shocked and said angrily: "A lucky thief? How can there be a lucky thief in the Xie Mansion?"
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The incident happened suddenly! I don’t know what to do with my humble position..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "It may be related to the recent corpse plague. Ji Ren seems to be looking for something, and he attacked the princess when he couldn't find it. Your Highness can send someone to investigate the secret passage!"
"Damn it! I will go and investigate personally..."
Prince Duan cursed murderously, Zhao Guanren winked hurriedly, and the little princess cried and said she was tired, hugged the princess and walked into the house, and the little eunuch also chased after her.
"Your Highness, please follow me..."
Zhao Guanren stumbled forward with his hands on his chest. A large number of guards surrounded Prince Duan and followed him. Soon they arrived at the inner courtyard of the Xie Mansion. After the guards moved the large bed in a wing room, a neat bluestone tunnel was revealed.
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"What a Xie family! How dare you harbor lucky thieves? I will kill all these traitors..."
Prince Duan roared ferociously, and the guards immediately got in with oil lamps. In fact, most of the Xie family did not know about this secret passage, but it did not include the Liu family of Guanyue Pavilion, because it was between her and Xie Yuan.
The secret passage of affair.
'Hey hey~'
Zhao Guanren leaned to the side and smiled sinisterly. Mrs. Liu was kicked out of the Xie family. Although she was known as the concubine of the son with kidney deficiency, she was actually shared by the father and son. In the end, Mrs. Xie unfortunately caught her in bed.
After Madam Liu was beaten up by Mrs.
Not even ten times more.
Although Ms. Liu still maintained a wait-and-see attitude, running the Hexi Casino secretly while working with Xie Jiaxu, the secrets of the Xie family had already been leaked by her.
"Your Highness!"
A guard emerged from the secret passage, clasped his fists and said: "The secret passage leads directly to the outer house on the street. There are traces of dragging and fighting. There are two urine stains on the ground and leftover food. I believe the thief has already
It has been hidden in it for a long time!"
"Bastard! I'm going to destroy the entire Xie family..."
Prince Duan roared again, while Zhao Guanren's brain was running rapidly. This matter was his impromptu idea, and the plan was not perfect. There were several loopholes that needed to be filled.
"Your Highness! Can you take a moment to speak..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly stepped forward with clasped fists. Prince Duan was slightly startled, and followed him to the next door with a frown.
"Your Highness! It is best to investigate this matter secretly, because the princess is almost humiliated..."
Zhao Guanren said helplessly: "When I rescued the princess from my humble position, the princess had already been stripped of her clothes by the thieves, and she was just one step away from succeeding. Moreover, two thieves escaped. If they were to publicize this matter, I'm afraid it would be an insult to the county."
O Lord’s name!”
"Dog thief!!!"
Prince Duan was so angry that he trembled all over and roared: "These are these damned thieves, I will cut them into pieces!"
"Your Highness, calm down! I have prepared two things. One is to catch the lucky thief and kill him on the spot..."
Zhao Guanren said: "The second is to quickly send people to pretend to be the princess and go to noisy places. Even if they can't catch the escaped lucky thief, no matter how they arrange and publicize it, as long as the people see the little princess on the street, they will just think it is
She was just having fun!"
"Yes, yes! That makes sense..."
Prince Duan slapped his head and said: "If we let the lucky thieves escape, they will definitely shout out in front of the formation and use it to humiliate our border officers. By then, Ning'er's integrity will not be preserved, and my father will have to severely punish me. You go quickly."
Do it, don’t let others know about this again!”
"I accept my order from my humble position! Let me borrow the little eunuch for my use..."
Zhao Guanren ran out very happily. The ancients had no specific concept of time. Even if someone reported tomorrow that they saw him and the little princess in the casino, Prince Duan would disagree and think that he was bringing a fake princess.
"Let's go! I'll take you to have a midnight snack..."
Zhao Guanren took the young eunuch away with a smile. When he went out through the back door, he happened to see the Xie family being escorted over. A group of people were still confused and had no idea what was going on.