Zhao Guanren let out a big wine burp, and after entering the red and colorful bridal chamber, he sat down on the grand master's chair carelessly, looked at Bian Xianglan with a deep look, and said: "Miss Bian! Come and serve me, I am going to wash my feet!"
"I know! I will serve you well..."
Bian Xianglan knelt down softly, thought for a moment, then pulled a soft cushion and knelt down. She helped him take off his shoes and socks with a low eyebrow. She already understood what Zhao Guanren was thinking. He was just looking for a sense of conquest in her, and
It is a complete conquest.
"Miss! The water is here..."
The dowry girl brought a bucket, and Bian Yulei rolled up her sleeves and went to the battle in person, filling the footbath with water and preparing to wash his face. However, the two sisters obviously had never served anyone before. Bian Yulei sweated a lot before adjusting the water temperature, and Bian Xianglan also did it all over herself.
water.
"Miss Bian! Are you resigned to it, or are you really surrendering..."
Zhao Guanren lit up a cigarette with a smile, and was very satisfied with Bian Xianglan's obedient help in scrubbing his feet. His complacent look made him feel more comfortable than taking a pound of rat poison.
"Wow~"
Bian Xianglan didn't say anything after hearing this. After picking up a foot from the basin, she actually kissed the sole of his foot. She raised her eyes and said with a smile: "Are you satisfied, sir? If you are not satisfied, can I lick you again?"
"you……"
Zhao Guanren straightened up subconsciously, unable to believe his eyes.
"Haha~ The pride is gone, right..."
Bian Xianglan chuckled and said: "Before I leave the court, I naturally want to show off my pride to outsiders, but I am already your wife. It is natural for me to do anything for you. As long as your husband is happy, I am willing to do it."
Go back to Miss Bian and let you waste your whole life!"
"Hehe~"
Zhao Guanren sneered and said, "You can see all my bad thoughts?"
"No!"
Bian Xianglan said angrily: "I have put so much effort into marrying me and won't let you spoil me. How can I be worthy of your hard work? Anyway, I am only a man like you in this life, so I can't let you do it."
What!"
"This sounds so comfortable. How could I have suffered this fate if I had been so obedient earlier..."
Zhao Guanren patted his legs and said with a smile: "But I really didn't mean to stink you. It was the emperor's intention to teach music. I just wanted to throw you on the bed and give it a good toss. Watching your belly grow slowly, the idea is very simple.
, extremely pure!”
"Bad guy! Why did I marry such a wicked guy like you..."
Bian Xianglan bit him on the toe angrily, without any sign of disdain, and asked: "Sir! How did you convince the emperor to expel me from the teaching music studio? He changed it as fast as he said.
Where is it?"
"Of course it's the work of the little princess. That girl is really clever..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Her father is the ninth in the family, and now she is evenly matched with the prince. It is all because of the little princess who turned a deaf ear to the emperor. She has helped you lose your citizenship now. When you go to the capital, you won't be able to remember her, okay?
You will become my eyeliner!"
"Oh my god! She is so scheming at such a young age. I really underestimate her..."
Bian Xianglan looked at him in surprise, but Bian Yulei also ran over happily, and while wiping Zhao Guanren's face, she said in a disgusted voice: "Husband! Don't just stare at my sister and waste it alone. I am also the sixth young lady of the Bian family, and you too
Damn me!"
"Did you see that there is also a little goblin in our house..."
Zhao Guanren eagerly hugged her into his arms, touched her long legs and said with a smile: "You are afraid that I will ruin your sister, and you want to help her share some firepower, right? But you have to call me brother-in-law."
, you have to give your brother-in-law a good kiss!"
"No! Stop touching it, it's no longer possible..."
Bian Yulei struggled with a red face. Bian Xianglan covered her mouth with a shy smile, and helped him dry his feet considerately. Then he stood up and coughed. The dowry girl and Yu Niang immediately got into the old bed and spread out two white silk scarves.
On the bed.
"Husband
!You take a break and have a cigarette while we two sisters go get ready..."
Bian Xianglan pulled her sister up shyly, but Zhao Guanren suddenly stood up and said: "No hurry! The guests outside are still eating and drinking, and it would be embarrassing for outsiders to hear your screams. You two, come with me, I will take you there
Look at something!”
"OK!"
The two sisters followed him curiously and walked out to the independent study room in the backyard. They saw him walking to the wall and pushing open a set of bookshelves. After squatting on the ground and playing with them for a while, a secret room was immediately opened.
There were several boxes of gold and silver jewelry inside.
"Master, are you going to hand over your private treasury to me..."
Bian Xianglan followed and looked around. The two sisters were both from wealthy families, so they naturally ignored these boxes of gold and silver. However, Zhao Guanren actually used a mechanism to open a secret door, picked up a kerosene lamp and walked in.
"What kind of place is this..."
The two sisters followed in curiously. There were no windows in the empty secret room. The floor was covered with thick tatami mats, and there was only a small tea table with tea sets. But when they looked forward, they were stunned.
.
There are actually two large rows of human body sketches posted on the wall, with more than twenty graceful beauties, and most of the portraits have bellybands or bras nailed under them, spread out and displayed like trophies.
"Master! When did you take away my bra..."
Bian Xianglan walked to the wall in surprise. The first sketch was of her beauty taking a bath, with her close-fitting blue tube top nailed underneath. Moreover, Zhao Guanren's painting skills were obviously much better, and the beauty in the painting almost looked like her.
Exactly the same.
"Wow! This is my bellyband. It turned out that my brother-in-law took it away..."
Bian Yulei also ran over and exclaimed. Her sketch was also hung on the wall. She took off the golden bellyband when they first met. Moreover, Zhao Guanren had a particularly good memory and perfectly outlined her graceful figure.
"Brother-in-law! Your painting is too lifelike. How can you let outsiders see it..."
Bian Yulei covered her pretty red face, while Bian Xianglan smiled bitterly and said: "He just used this painting to steal two thousand taels. I didn't expect that he even took my bra. Do you collect bras?"
Hobby, these are all women you have a relationship with, right?"
"Huh?"
Bian Yulei walked to a painting and wondered: "Who is this woman? She looks familiar. Her bellyband is actually black!"
"Ha~"
Bian Xianglan covered her mouth and smiled and said: "This is Qianhu Tan Qingning. I didn't expect that she was also captured by the master. Behind them are Luo Tan and Yu Niang, as well as the Liu family from Guanyue Pavilion and the Crescent Moon Fairy. Wow! Third Yi Niang
, I knew she wouldn’t let you go, the way she looked at you was wrong! Huh~”
"Brother-in-law! Third aunt is my adoptive mother. How good are you?"
Bian Yulei wrinkled her little nose angrily, but Bian Xianglan shouted again: "Wow~ You even have the little princess's bellyband. You two really have an affair, huh? Isn't this the fifth aunt? Why do you have five?
My aunt’s bellyband, fifth aunt is my aunt, a married woman!”
"No!"
Zhao Guanren sat on the ground and smiled: "She and I haven't reached that stage yet, it's purely an artistic exchange!"
"How many bad things have you done in my house? I would have been scared to death if I hadn't married you..."
Bian Xianglan patted her chest and walked forward. She was suddenly shocked and said: "Isn't this the little lady of the Xie family? The third wife's sister-in-law, my God! Why is there still her sister-in-law? How can you touch the widow? Go back
Hurry up and wash yourself with moxa water, you are so unlucky!"
"Who are these? Why don't they have bellybands? Haven't they succeeded yet..."
Bian Yulei pointed to the paintings in the middle, and Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "These are my daughters-in-law from another world. I'm afraid that I will forget their appearance over time. There are still a few paintings that I haven't finished yet. If you miss them, come here and take a look."
With them by my side, I can calm down!"
"Another world? Have they died..."
The two sisters looked confused. Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "Do you know why Qi Banjin called me fellow countryman? Because neither he nor I belong to this world.
He traveled from another world, and his inventions are all from our world!"
"..."
The two sisters opened their mouths in surprise and couldn't recover for a long time.
"Second brother! Haven't you always wondered why I fell into your bathtub..."
Zhao Guanren said: "I fell from the sky. My clothes were burned before I came here. If I hadn't hit the roof of your house, I would have fallen to death. So you are the first person I came to know in this world.
Maybe it’s really fate!”
"Well! Now I believe it's fate. You were sent by God to save me..."
Bian Xianglan bit her red lips shyly, and Zhao Guanren said again: "Remember! My real name is Zhao Guanren, which means official from Daguan and Ren from Renyi. The two worlds share a lot of the same culture, and I came here to be called by my friends.
Please, eliminate the corpse poison!"
"Now that the poison is gone, will you go back or take us away..."
The two sisters looked at him eagerly. Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "It's not that simple. Zhang Tiansheng has been missing for a long time. He may still have a bottle of corpse poison on him. Besides, I was separated from my little friend. I'm afraid he fell into the country of Ji."
Within the territory, I have to find him before I can go back!"
"Then it's best never to find..."
Bian Yulei curled up her neck and stuck out her tongue. Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Don't worry! We won't be able to leave for a while. You two come over and pour a cup of tea and kneel down facing the wall. Those in the middle are your sisters. Please propose a cup of tea."
But don’t kowtow, they are all living people!”
"Why!"
The two sisters happily ran over to pour tea, then ran back to the portrait in a polite manner, knelt down and offered tea to Zhang Xinyue and the other girls.
"Yueyue! Duoduo! Are you all okay..."
Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette, looked at the portrait faintly and said: "Don't worry, I've been here for a year, and you've only been here for a few days. I went back before the child was born, wait for me! I will definitely be alive.
Go back to find you!"
"Brother-in-law! Why hasn't your identity been discovered..."
Bian Yulei turned around curiously, and Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "Zhaojiacun suffered a flash flood, and everyone in the village died. I took Zhao Yunxuan's household sticker at the Yamen. His age and figure matched mine.
The key is that he has basically never left the village, and no one outside recognizes him!"
"Zhao Guanren! The name of my brother-in-law is so clever..."
Bian Yulei jumped over and hugged him and said with a smile: "The female family members of the official family also call their husband Guanren, and the queen in the palace also calls the emperor Guanren. Our wife will call you Zhao Daguanren. Even if we accidentally call you the wrong one,
No one will be suspicious!"
"Let me ask you, what is the situation of sisters marrying the same person..."
Zhao Guanren hugged her curiously, and Bian Xianglan replied: "There are so many! Generally, when a small family marries a big family, the older sister is usually married, and the younger sister is given as a dowry. When the two sisters enter the house together, they will not be bullied easily, and they will not be jealous. In your world, there is no such thing
Is this the case?"
"Haha~ We are only allowed to marry one wife, and anyone who takes a concubine will be imprisoned..."
Zhao Guanren raised a finger in embarrassment. The two sisters were stunned for a moment. Liuliu said in disbelief: "How can there be such a rule? It's not allowed to marry a girl, and brother-in-law, don't you have many wives and concubines?"
?”
"If you don't register with the government, it won't be counted..."
Zhao Guanren said sadly: "In our time, we only had young ladies and no maids. It cost tens of thousands of taels to marry a wife. When you get married, she won't take your last name, but she will have half of the house deed. If you commit adultery, you will not be imprisoned in a pig cage, but will be punished."
Hugh will also get half of your property!"
"What? Is there any justice in this? If you commit adultery and refuse to die, you still have the honor to divide the family property..."
The two sisters glared angrily, and Bian Xianglan even said angrily: "You must be the empress in charge. You are so shameless. Sir, please don't be angry. I will call the dowry girl tomorrow and add another personal maid. Sir, please
Use whatever you want!"
"Oh~ They are my two wonderful babies, let's go! Let me enter the bridal chamber with you. I won't spoil you anymore. I will love you very much..."