"Look at my imperial garden, it's not any worse than your southern gardens..."
Emperor Shunyao was walking in the imperial garden with his hands behind his back. This was a serious inner harem. It was almost impossible for foreign ministers to come here, but he brought Zhao Guanren in, and of course the imperial guard commander Jin Wuming.
And the old eunuch who is always by his side.
"Your Majesty, what you said is inappropriate. The entire Dashun belongs to you. How come it has become our south..."
Zhao Guanren walked beside him neither humble nor arrogant, his eyes wandering around the kneeling palace maids, but Emperor Shunyao waved his hand and said with a smile: "Don't flatter me, since I brought you here, I just want to hear from you.
What a villain, tell the truth!"
"Thousands of people wear everything, but flattery doesn't wear it. If you tell the truth, you will be beheaded..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and shook his head. Just as a group of concubines came over, he suddenly saw the emperor kneeling down to say hello, but one of them happened to be Princess Yaoyue. She subconsciously looked up at Zhao Guanren and quickly lowered her head.
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"Zhao Yunxuan! Do you know who this is..."
Emperor Shunyao pointed at Princess Yaoyue with a smile. As soon as he said this, everyone knew that the secret was exposed. Princess Yaoyue's head drooped a little more. It was a crime of treason for the royal family to make friends with officials in private.
"I recognize it! Princess Seventeen..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "His Royal Highness came to Ningzhou last month. After hearing my name, he came here specially to have a look. He also rewarded me with three large boxes of silver and asked me to be loyal to Dashun and complete the errands of the Arch Guard.
!”
"Seventeen! You went to Suizhou to play, but why did you go to Lantai in the opposite direction..."
Emperor Shunyao raised his hand slightly, obviously looking for trouble. A group of concubines hurriedly left, leaving only Princess Yaoyue.
"Father!"
Princess Yaoyue was also an experienced person. She stood up and said without changing her expression: "My daughter heard that there were many novelties in Lantai, so she went to Lantai to buy them. She took the opportunity to meet the famous Chief Zhao, but she met Mr. Mian.
It’s better to go empty-handed!”
"oh!"
Emperor Shunyao said with a half-smile: "It seems that the more you live, the more you go back to life, and you become as playful as that girl from Yongning!"
"Father! My daughter has not yet left the imperial court, and she is still young..."
Princess Yaoyue swayed her body and acted coquettishly. Unexpectedly, the little princess suddenly jumped out and said in surprise: "Zhao Yunxuan! Why did you come here? Are you going to be castrated and become a eunuch?"
"Hahaha……"
Emperor Shunyao and Jin Wuming raised their heads and laughed, while Zhao Guanren smiled bitterly and said: "Little princess! Can't you just hope for me? In Lantai you want me to be an eunuch, but I am the only one in my family.
I really can’t castrate it!”
"Grandpa Huang!"
The little princess threw herself on Emperor Shunyao and said with a wicked smile: "You can castrate him. This guy is really interesting. Can you castrate him and make him a little eunuch for me, and let him play with me every day?"
"OK!"
Emperor Shunyao raised his head and said with a smile: "If this boy doesn't tell the truth today, I will castrate him and give him to you as a little eunuch!"
"Your Majesty! Don't scare me, I'm just pointing to this bit of happiness..."
Zhao Guanren said bitterly: "As long as the emperor doesn't chop off my dog's head, I will dare to say a few words today, let's talk about your imperial garden. The Yin Qi is condensed and almost becomes a ghost. You are the only real man in the entire palace.
No matter how strong the Yang Qi is, it can't suppress this Yin Qi!"
"Hmm~ I am also a man..."
Jin Wuming coughed lightly, and Zhao Guanren turned around and said: "Commander Jin! You don't stay here at night, the yin energy drifts at night. Besides, Xianguan Guan, you don't have enough energy and blood. I'm afraid you are suffering from old wounds. If you are
You have been practicing in this imperial garden all night, and I assure you that you will not survive this year!"
"Nonsense!"
Emperor Shunyao was shocked and said in anger: "Is my imperial garden a mass grave? What you said is useless. I live here day and night. Shouldn't I have died a long time ago?"
"Look! Good advice is hard to hear..."
Zhao Guanren smiled bitterly and said: "Of course the commander-in-chief can't compare with you. I might as well boldly say one more thing. This imperial garden is really a mass grave. If you don't believe me, you will have people dig up the flowers behind the rockery. If there are no innocent souls underneath, Weichen
I'll take my head off and use it as a ball for you to kick!"
"Wrong soul?"
Emperor Shunyao looked over in surprise. The expressions of Jin Wuming and the old eunuch also changed. The little princess and Princess Yaoyue were stunned. The little princess asked timidly: "Are you saying there is a ghost there?
But what the hell is going on in broad daylight?"
"Your Majesty! Please come with me to see..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the rockery, pointed to a withered flower bush, and said: "As the saying goes, a woman's waist is the knife that kills people. The fatter the woman, the more ruthless the knife. If the soil is too fat, the flower will be killed."
, so there must be a corpse under this withered flower bush!"
"Come here! Dig..."
Emperor Shunyao took two steps back and shouted loudly. The old eunuch covered in cold sweat hurriedly ran to call for someone. Princess Yaoyue asked doubtfully: "Chief Zhao! There is a rumor in Lantai County that you can subdue monsters and catch ghosts, but you can't."
Is there any such thing?"
"Your Highness!"
Zhao Guanren pretended to smile and said: "A person with a clean heart can detect even a speck of dust. If the heart is unclean, he will not notice it even if he is in a cesspit. This is the principle of those who are close to the ink, and the lower officials are always dealing with the virus."
Confrontation, naturally the mind is pure and sensitive!”
'You can really brag...'
The little princess silently mouthed him, and just as a group of little eunuchs ran over with tools, Emperor Shunyao folded his arms and frowned at the side, but he smelled a stench before digging too deep. The little princess
I ran to the side and vomited it out.
"Ugh~"
The little eunuchs also turned around and vomited, and large swarms of maggots emerged from the ground. Emperor Shunyao also covered his nose and backed away. Only Princess Yaoyue was fine. It was not until Zhao Guanren winked at her that she hurriedly backed away.
Pretend you can't stand it.
"Your Majesty! Your dragon body is precious. This place stinks so much. You should go back to the palace first..."
The old eunuch was holding his nose and almost felt like gagging. The dozen or so young eunuchs could not dig any more. The severely decomposed corpses had been exposed. However, Emperor Shunyao covered his nose and shouted: "Dig! Dig them all out for me."
, I want to take a closer look to see whose wronged soul is below!"
"Let me do it! You go and carry the big box..."
Zhao Guanren put on a mask and picked up farm tools. He had seen many more disgusting corpses than this, and Jin Wuming also came over to help him.
The two quickly dug out the body parts, and found only seven or eight fragmentary pieces. They could only barely confirm that the deceased was a eunuch. They didn't know where his head was buried, and he didn't have a single piece of clothing on him.
"He is a master. He basically chops everything into pieces with one knife..."
Jin Wuming squatted down and fiddled with the corpse with a wooden stick. Zhao Guanren also scooped up a large piece and looked through it carefully. The old eunuch finally couldn't bear it anymore and ran to the side and vomited. The little princess had already hid behind Emperor Shunyao.
I hugged him tightly and didn't dare to look.
"Male or female? What kind of status..."
Emperor Shunyao's face was livid, Jin Wuming shook his head and said: "Eunuch! It's so rotten that he doesn't even have a single piece of clothing. But last month, a young eunuch in the harem disappeared for no reason. The Ministry of Internal Affairs sentenced him to escape from the palace privately.
Sea fishing documents have been issued!”
"Commander! Wrong, these are two corpses, one male and one female..."
Zhao Guanren stood up and clapped his hands. Jin Wuming was stunned for a moment, then quickly looked through the body parts again, stood up and asked, "How do you know that there are no female body parts here!"
"If you look carefully at the two broken legs, they can't be eunuchs..."
Zhao Guanren said loudly: "Eunuchs often have to kneel down, and their knees have already developed a layer of calluses. The kneecaps are also different from those of normal people, so these are not only a pair of women's legs, but also not a palace maid, but a young lady."
The empress!"
"What are you talking about? My wife is missing..."
Emperor Shunyao rushed over in shock. Zhao Guanren said worriedly: "Your Majesty! I don't understand the palace titles. Anyway, she is a plump and not tall young woman. She does not need to kneel down often. The other corpse is that of a young eunuch, mixed together.
Just to confuse the public!"
"Your Majesty! The body will not rot for more than ten days..."
Jin Wuming clasped his fists and said: "However, there have been no missing women in the palace in the past two years, let alone missing concubines, but there are indeed two corpses of a man and a woman here. The female corpse may be a female official with a higher status, but it is impossible that there will be no one left after the female official is gone.
You know it!”
"Commander! How many women are there in the palace? There must be three thousand..."
Zhao Guanren crossed his arms and looked at him, and Jin Wuming said: "Not only! There are 4,638 palace maids alone. Counting more than 600 royal children and concubines, the total number should exceed 5,000!"
"That's right!"
Zhao Guanren clapped his hands and said: "It takes a long time to count so many people. As long as there is a small group of people hiding together, you don't even know how many are missing. Please pull them out quickly, Your Majesty! I have resigned, and foreign ministers should not be here."
Long stay!"
"You are not allowed to go anywhere..."
Emperor Shunyao said angrily: "You are the right inspector of the Guards Department, and you have the responsibility of guarding the palace. You have to investigate today's matter for me. I will ask the chief eunuch to accompany you to investigate, and Xiao Qi and Xiao Yongning will also go with you.
, I want to know who is deceiving the superiors and hiding the truth from the inferiors!"
"Oh~ I have such a bad mouth..."
Zhao Guanren slapped himself and said helplessly: "Your Majesty! I can investigate the case, but I will just sit here and investigate, and I won't go anywhere. When you look back, don't say that I saw something I shouldn't have seen, and castrate me with one knife.
That little minister has no place to cry!"
"Stop talking nonsense, I'm not that narrow-minded..."
Emperor Shunyao pointed at him and said: "Take the people where you should go. If there is anything you can't see in broad daylight, find the other corpses for me. These damn bastards dare to destroy the Imperial Garden."
There is a foul atmosphere, and I won’t let you go this time!”
"Commander! Please hurry up and call someone to order the gardener, and then bring the gardener over for review..."
Zhao Guanren sat helplessly on a stone. The little princess and Princess Yaoyue were all squatting and watching from a distance, but Emperor Shunyao suddenly came over and asked: "Zhao Yunxuan! Do you really have a clairvoyance? You can see things that ordinary people can't see."
Something?”
"Why did the emperor say this?"
Zhao Guanren stood up and was stunned for a moment. Emperor Shunyao narrowed his eyes and said: "You have fought against the Onmyoji and can defeat them alone. It is impossible without Yin Eyes. Tell me honestly, is it possible?"
"Your Majesty! I understand, you asked me to catch ghosts, right..."
Zhao Guanren smiled bitterly and said: "I dare not hide it from you. The prince's mansion where you placed me is full of hanged ghosts. The old prince is wearing a red dragon robe, and there are two princesses hanging on each side, and there are a few little ghost heads.
Running around the house, three men and two women!"
"Gudu~"
Emperor Shunyao actually swallowed hard, grabbed his wrist and said nervously: "Well, that is my fourth uncle. Over the years, he often reported dreams to me, saying that he was killed by an adulterer, and he did not commit suicide.
I will avenge him!"
"They will not pester you anymore. I have already started a method to let them reincarnate..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to the sky inscrutably, and Emperor Shunyao said quickly: "No! You have to use your vaginal eye to check me from the inside out again. There are a lot of unjust ghosts in the palace. Who dares?"