"The gentle breeze tonight blows my heart, and many dusty past feelings return to my heart..."
It was rare for Zhao Guanren to sing seriously, so he moved a table and chairs and sat outside the gate of Tianhe Hall. Drinks and side dishes were placed on the table. Directly in front of him was the Zhongyang Hall where the emperor went to court. At this time, it was drizzling outside, and it was smooth.
Emperor Yao was choosing his concubine in the study behind him.
"What kind of song are you humming? It sounds so good..."
Jin Wuming came from the side with glittering gold. After beckoning the eunuch to bring a mazaar, he sat down at the table and started eating and drinking. He was not polite to him at all, and his rough eating style did not have the bearing of a great commander.
Zhao Guanren said nonchalantly: "We meet each other everywhere in life! Don't you need to sleep? I will see you running around like a monkey!"
"My great master! I feel full of energy after sleeping for an hour or two every day..."
Jin Wuming wiped his shiny mouth, picked up his cigarette and lit one, and said: "On weekdays, I patrol the night from time to time. I usually stand as a doorkeeper in the morning, and rectify the imperial guards and the imperial guards when I have nothing to do.
I just go back home to reunite with my family, it’s rare to spend the night in the palace!”
"Let me guess!"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "You must have a lot of wives and concubines. If you have nothing to do, you can go back to your hometown to find a wife and give birth to children. The children are all studying in the schools run by the royal family. There are too many wives and children, and your burden is a bit heavy. Your daughter-in-law is the head of the house, and you have fifty in your pocket."
I can’t even take out both!”
Jin Wuming was shocked: "How do you know?"
"Isn't it a shame? Commander..."
Zhao Guanren took out a lighter from his sleeve and said contemptuously: "You smoke and hold a lighter. You can even use my lighter. Who doesn't know that you are poor? I will give you a collector's edition later. You can't take the pure gold one."
Otherwise, the emperor will think that I bribed you!"
"It's pure gold! I really didn't notice it. I'm used to it. I'm fine with the emperor's lighter..."
Jin Wuming laughed awkwardly and said: "My wife is the daughter of my master. I have pampered her since she was a child. She said that men will become bad when they are rich. She only gives me ten taels of silver every day. Anyway, I never take the treat.
, it’s basically enough, but I’ve been buying a lot of cigarettes recently and my money is a bit tight!”
"Haha~"
Zhao Guanren smiled narrowly and said: "You are collecting the pictures in the cigarette box, are they the Water Margin generals series or the Three Kingdoms generals series?"
"God general! Definitely a god general of the Three Kingdoms. We can't look down on those bandits in Water Margin..."
Jin Wuming took out a stack of color pictures from his sleeve and said excitedly: "Of the one hundred and eight divine generals in the Three Kingdoms, I only have Black Lu Bu and the divine Guan Yu. I dare say that no one in the entire capital can gather as many as me. Chun
A few days ago, Wang wanted to trade Xiao Qiao with me for Naked Diao Chan. Does he think I'm stupid? Naked Diao Chan already got five hundred taels!"
"Awesome!"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "The naked Diao Chan is very rare. The cigarette factory only produced three hundred of them in total, but the naked Xiao Qiao is also very rare. A thousand copies are not enough to be distributed across the country. I have it in this cigarette box!"
"Really? Why didn't you tell me earlier, I haven't seen naked Xiao Qiao..."
Jin Wuming quickly tore open his cigarette case and took out a picture of Xiao Qiao taking a bath. His eyes suddenly widened to their maximum size, and he suddenly jumped up and exclaimed: "I won! This is the winning card, second class."
Prize, five hundred taels of silver!"
"No life! Why are you making such a fuss? What happened..."
Emperor Shunyao suddenly opened the door of the palace and ran out with disheveled hair. Jin Wuming hurriedly knelt down and said awkwardly: "Your Majesty! I've lost my composure. I've disturbed you. I found something in the Prince's cigarette box.
Zhang Naked Xiao Qiao won the second prize!"
"Xiao Qiao is also naked? Let me take a look..."
Emperor Shunyao took the pictures and looked at them. He pointed at Zhao Guanren and said, "Are you stupid? The tobacco shop is owned by his Pianfang family. He doesn't have the pictures you want. Ask him to give you two sets later and then get them for you."
Two sets of those souvenir boxes, so you don’t have to hold your cigarette packs all day long to open them!”
"Godfather! What you said is wrong..." Zhao Guanren stood up and said with a smile: "What the commander-in-chief demolished was a picture, no! What he demolished was a dream, just like he cut off the head of an enemy chief with his own hands and gave the head to me.
Give it to him, can this feeling be the same? The commander-in-chief has a dream of becoming a god general, you can't let his dream be shattered!"
"That's so good! If you want to kill someone, you have to chop it with your own hands, and if you want to dismantle cigarettes, you have to dismantle it with your own hands..."
Jin Wuming said excitedly: "It's a special pleasure when you open a cigarette box, because you never know what you will find, especially when you open a hidden card. For example, when I opened the naked Diao Chan, I was so excited.
I didn't sleep all night, and the next day my house was full of people begging me to give them a look!"
"Being a king is different from being a general. I only want the results and don't care about the process..."
Emperor Shunyao said proudly: "Godson! You will send someone to bring me two sets into the palace tomorrow. I also want a gold gift box. By the way! Did Bian Ji Yanfang really send out Black Lu Bu and the god Guan Yu? Why is there one?
They didn’t even show up, I always feel like you guys are cheating me out of money!”
"How is it possible to cheat money? People who cheat money don't report it to the government..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "However, only eight copies of these two ultimate figures have been printed so far. They will be released at the beginning of next month. I don't know which carton of cigarettes they will be stuffed into. Anyway, four of them will definitely come to Beijing. By the end of the year
There will also be a commemorative version of Red Plum Smoke, ten sets of ultimate characters, and a thousand sets of hidden characters!"
"Damn it! You are so treacherous..."
Jin Wuming cursed angrily: "I shamelessly asked the emperor to borrow money, and I used it all to buy cigarettes. I couldn't even break out the last two, and you actually kept them in your hands. If I hadn't been able to leave the capital, I would have
I will definitely kill you in your tobacco shop and scold you, but I don’t care! You have to give me two!"
"Huh? Don't you want to give up the dream of a divine general..."
Emperor Shunyao looked at him funny, while Jin Wuming smiled bitterly and said: "It costs too much money to buy cigarettes. My bitch scolds me every day, and there are only four ultimate characters in the capital. Unless the minister is lucky,
Otherwise, it is nothing more than a fool’s dream!”
"Looking at you as a poor man, I will give you five thousand taels to buy cigarettes. Don't tell your wife..."
Emperor Shunyao waved his hand dumbfounded, and Eunuch Tian snickered and ran over. But just as he was about to close the door of the hall, Jin Wuming hesitantly shouted: "Your Majesty! That... Naked Xiao Qiao, have you finished the reward?
, can you return it to me after the reward is over?"
"Did you see that I have finished the reward? Come to the imperial study room to pick it up tomorrow morning..."
Emperor Shunyao took the picture and walked under the lamp to take a closer look. He walked into the temporary bedroom with deep eyes. Eunuch Tian left a crack in the door and said with a smile: "General! You really don't want to open any pot. The emperor is about to
Pick up the gun and mount the horse, don't keep it to add to the fun!"
"Blame me! I couldn't keep my temper and drank..."
Jin Wuming sighed and sat back, but as soon as he had a drink with Zhao Guanren, he asked: "Your Majesty, do all the beauties of the Three Kingdoms have undressed hidden versions? I particularly like the heroic Sun Shangxiang, can you...
Can I get two for my subordinate?"
"Of course I have them all. The beauties of the Three Kingdoms will release a hidden series. I have an enlarged and enhanced version, a screaming version in the bridal chamber, a horse riding and streaking version, and a special royal edition. Outsiders can't get it..."
Zhao Guanren narrowed his eyebrows at him, and Jin Wuming's face turned red with excitement. He picked up the wine bottle and took a sip, and whispered: "I want them all. The small ones are not enough, I want them all."
The big one, I'll trade it with you for a heaven-level sword!"
"As gentlemen between us, it would hurt our feelings to exchange them. We just use them for fun..."
Zhao Guanren took out two packs of cigarettes and threw them to him, and said with a smile: "My wife got all my cigarettes from the tobacco shop. The winning rate is relatively high. Try your luck. By the way! What's the difference between the top ten masters?"
,For example, the gap between you and Qianye Xuan!"
"Let me tell you the truth, there are only five great masters..."
Jin Wuming said seriously: "The realm of the five great masters is extraordinary and refined, far from being comparable to the five at the bottom of the Heavenly Ranking. Although I am ranked sixth on the Heavenly Ranking, I have no problem if Qianye Xuan beats ten of them, but many people don't understand.
I think everyone who has entered the Heavenly Ranking is a great master, but in fact the last five are just make-up!"
"oh?"
Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "Qianye Xuan ranks third, then who are the first and second?"
"The first grandmaster is my master Guo Ci from Dashun. However, Master Guo Ci likes to travel around the world. No one knows where he is. I haven't heard from him for many years..."
Jin Wuming said: "The second on the list is the national master of Jiguo...Kshatriya! The fourth is the female commander of Jiguo...Hongluan. The Hongluan sword in Qi Lian Pavilion is her sword. She was defeated by Zhenren Guoci.
After taking possession of it, the master said that her sword was too violent, so he scrapped the Hongluan sword and gave it to Commander Duan!"
"Commander Duan? The one at the Jingdu Guard Field..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him in shock, Jin Wuming nodded and said: "Commander Duan has a chance encounter with Master Guo Ci, and he can be considered as half of his disciples. Otherwise, if there was such a big mistake in the Wei field, how could he be fine at all? Commander Duan
We also have the emperor’s trust!”
"Tsk tsk~"
Zhao Guanren handed him a cigarette and said disdainfully: "Everyone in the palace has a background. There is no such thing as unwarranted favor. The fifth grand master should be in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, right?"
"right!"
Jin Wuming said bitterly: "The fifth one was originally my master, but my master was defeated by Hong Luan. After being seriously injured, he drove to the west. The Taiping Heavenly Kingdom only had a great master ten years ago, the leader of the shadows.
...Nan Litian! You killed one of his disciples!"
"I?"
Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "Could it be that time in Lantai County, that man in black hiding behind the wall, so I just killed that unlucky guy!"
"Haha~ I came to report to the hidden pile in Thailand. Nan Litian is presiding over the funeral of his disciple..."
Jin Wuming lit a cigarette and smiled and said: "The unlucky guy is Nan Litian's disciple. From a first-level genius master, Nan Litian had high hopes for him, but in the end, he was stabbed to death by you through the wall without meeting him. You are practicing
What kind of technique is so sharp!"
"I……"
Zhao Guanren was about to speak when his hand was held. He felt a powerful force of mysterious energy rushing from his palm to his dantian. There was an immediate "crack" sound in his dantian, and there was actually an electric light that defeated the mysterious energy.
"you……"
Jin Wuming let go of his hand like an electric shock, and said in disbelief: "Thunderbolt and lightning will kill you, how can you practice that kind of skill? Don't you know that you will go crazy when you reach the fourth level?"
"I didn't understand when I was a child, so I was deceived by traitors..."
Zhao Guanren pretended to be helpless and said: "People lied to me and said that this is the supreme immortal skill. Later I found out that it was a deceptive forbidden book. But now that I have practiced it, I can't change it. My cultivation level has always stayed at the third level. I am
My whole life is wasted!"
"Alas~ In fact, that book is the originator and opened up a road to the sky for future generations..."
Jin Wuming sighed and said: "There is the first edition of that book in the palace. My master has studied it carefully many times and found that starting from the fourth chapter, the writing style suddenly changed drastically, so we have always suspected that someone deliberately tampered with it.
That strange book is deliberately designed to harm those who come after you!"
"Who would do this?"
Zhao Guanren stared at him hurriedly, Jin Wuming shook his head and said: "I don't know! It's been almost two hundred years, and those who knew it have long been turned into loess, but you are not useless, the top three..."
"Wait a minute! There is someone in the main hall..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly stared at the main hall in front of him. Jin Wuming shot towards him like a cannonball. Eunuch Tian also opened the door and exposed his head in horror, saying in a trembling voice: "Your Highness! Are you here again?"
"Here comes! A concubine..."
Zhao Guanren frowned and said: "But she disappeared after entering the side hall. She was wearing a golden phoenix court dress. I always feel like I have seen her somewhere, but she is obviously not a living person. How strange!"
"Could it be that the queen has passed away? The golden phoenix court uniform can only be worn by the queen..."