Even Zhao Guanren didn't expect that a good morning meeting in Dashun would turn into a consecration scene for ministers. Master Xuanyang held an altar directly outside the hall, and all the civil and military officials lay on the ground piously, wishing they could take off their clothes.
Every hair is illuminated.
"Oh~ How stupid! A bunch of idiots..."
Zhao Guanren leaned in the main hall and ate a banana, but he had to admit that they were more professional. A simple altar was covered with scars and bloodstains. Eight male and female disciples were working together to create an atmosphere for him, blowing smoke and fire.
, the old Taoist danced with the peach wood sword to make the tiger and tiger become windy.
"Your Majesty! Come here..."
Emperor Shunyao moved the dragon chair to the gate, looked outside and asked in a low voice: "Do you think this Xuanyang Heavenly Master has some real abilities? It is said that he also defeated the Thai thief Onmyoji. How do you compare with him? He
Can you annihilate the ghosts in my harem in one fell swoop?"
"Father! Onmyojis don't live long, do you know why..."
Zhao Guanren squatted beside him and said: "Yin and Yang are in order and do not interfere with each other. Once you go against the will of heaven, your life will be shortened and you will die. You can see that I told outsiders that I have clairvoyance. Yesterday, I killed those mastiff boys. I read it all night
The Great Compassion Mantra, killing ghosts will also shorten your lifespan!"
"oh?"
Emperor Shunyao was surprised and said: "You mean to say that Master Xuanyang is a charlatan?"
"We can't say this nonsense, after all, they haven't taken action yet..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "But the more flashy something is, the greater the moisture content is. Just watch him perform it. Later, he will definitely catch a wild cat from the cloth bag, pin it on the table and stab it to death with a sword. I will tell you the story of the harem.
The chaos is all caused by this cat demon!"
"Hey! Listen to my command, the heaven will rain down, you will receive it quickly..."
Xuanyang Heavenly Master suddenly pointed his sword at the sky, but Zhao Guanren was just about to say that he couldn't do his lines. His peach wood sword actually shot out a ball of golden light, which shot into the sky with a "bang" and turned into pieces of golden light falling all over the sky. The excited civil and military officials
The officials shouted to the Immortal Master.
"Huh? How is this done? Is it really a magical method..."
Emperor Shunyao straightened up suddenly. Several pieces of light were floating from outside the door. He and Zhao Guanren each stretched out their hands to take a few pieces. They were as cold as snowflakes and slowly melted in their hands.
"Your Majesty! Heavenly Master Xuanyang seems to be really capable, he doesn't look like some charlatan..."
Jin Wuming stood aside and nodded deeply. Zhao Guanren didn't see any clues, but instinctively felt that there was something wrong with his peach wood sword, so he said: "It's best to have real skills, and it happened to destroy the emperor's sword in one fell swoop."
Chaos in the harem!"
"Don't worry! Take another look at him..."
Emperor Shunyao still maintained an attitude of doubting everything, rubbing his chin and observing Master Xuanyang carefully. Unexpectedly, Master Xuanyang suddenly turned around and said: "Your Majesty! I have found traces of the cat demon. There is a high pavilion to the east.
, does the mother of the harem live among them?”
"Are you talking about the East Palace? The Queen is there..."
Emperor Shunyao looked at him noncommittally, and Heavenly Master Xuanyang said loudly: "Your Majesty! The evil spirit in the East Palace is so high that it is almost a demonic barrier. Please invite the queen here quickly, no! I am brave, and for the safety of your majesty's harem, please send me
The queen transported it in a prison car to prevent the cat demon from escaping!"
"Bold! The queen's phoenix body is so precious, how can she be transported in a prison car..."
Jin Wuming shouted angrily, Xuanyang Heavenly Master bowed again and said: "Then I'll trouble you, Commander-in-Chief, to personally invite the Queen to the audience. I'll give you an immortal talisman. All you need to do is stick the talisman on the Queen's chest."
You can just put it on the front, but never take it off!”
"That's right!"
Emperor Shunyao waved his hand gently, and Jin Wuming walked out and took a yellow paper talisman, leading a group of guards and hurried away, while Xuanyang Tianshi said loudly: "My lords! Please join me in chanting
Recite the immortal mantra to eliminate karma in the body and stay healthy forever!"
"Thank you, Master Tian!"
The civil and military officials knelt on the ground devoutly and recited the incantation. Emperor Shunyao tapped the dragon chair lightly with his fingers, and suddenly turned his head and asked: "Your Majesty! What do you think?"
"My son, sit down and watch! My father already knows everything, why do you need to ask me..."
Zhao Guanren sat on the ground next to him. He was the only one who received such treatment. He could really see that Emperor Shunyao was a very wise and wise man. If he hadn't been so frightened yesterday, he wouldn't have followed him at all.
He said he was usurping the throne.
"put
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Get rid of me! I am the queen, who dares to be rude to me..."
The queen's crazy roar suddenly sounded, and she was escorted over with her hair disheveled and her robes in a mess. She looked like a crazy woman, which shocked all the civil and military officials.
"How dare you, you evildoer! How dare you pretend to be a queen, why don't you kneel down quickly..."
Xuanyang Heavenly Master picked up the mahogany sword and shouted loudly. When the queen was pushed down the steps, he sneered: "Evil beast! My heavenly master's eyes are all over the sky. I have already seen your true form as a cat demon, but I can't read it."
It is not easy for you to practice cultivation. If you leave the Queen's body on your own, this Heavenly Master will spare your life!"
"Bah~ You are the cat demon, your whole family is cat demon, let me go! I am the queen, I am..."
The queen started struggling hysterically. The ministers all retreated in fear and started talking. Even the princes hid aside in surprise, as if the queen had turned into a cat demon or a terrifying man-eating cat demon in their eyes.
"Okay! Since you are so stubborn, don't blame this Heavenly Master for being ruthless..."
Heavenly Master Xuanyang walked around the altar aggressively, inserted a yellow paper talisman with a mahogany sword, and with a flick of his wrist, it spontaneously ignited without fire. He then recited a few incantations that no one could understand, and pointed his sword fiercely at the madness below.
The queen shouted: "Evil beast! Why don't you show your true colors quickly!"
"Boom~"
The yellow paper talisman suddenly shot out from the peach wood sword and hit the queen's chest with a "bang". It blew the queen to the ground and turned into a ball of green fire, but the queen actually let out a scream of "meow".
, and spit out a large mouthful of black blood from his mouth.
"Beautiful! Good kung fu, good acting skills..."
Zhao Guanren clapped his hands and cheered, and Emperor Shunyao frowned instinctively. However, the ministers in the square collectively exploded and looked at the queen who was rolling on the ground and meowing wildly. They all shrank in fear.
Group after group.
"Cat demon! The queen is really possessed by a cat demon..."
The ministers all shouted in confusion. They saw Master Xuanyang taking off a cloth bag from his waist. After chanting "Mommy, Mommy, coax" a few times, he suddenly flicked his wrist and shouted: "Evil beast! This god!"
Master will use the Qiankun bag to collect you today, come here and die!"
"Meow~"
The Queen suddenly stared at her legs and twitched all over, but the Qiankun Bag suddenly bulged, and something jumped out of thin air and moved around inside. Master Xuanyang slammed it on the altar and gave a fierce shout.
Hey, a sword pierced the Qiankun Bag.
"Meow~~~"
A cat screamed loudly from the Qiankun bag, and the blood quickly stained the Qiankun bag. After the cat stopped struggling, Master Xuanyang opened the Qiankun bag and picked it up with his sword. All the civil and military officials took a breath of cold air.
Wow, there really is a dark cat in it.
"What's wrong with me? Why am I here? What happened..."
The queen sat up at the right time and looked around with a "bewildered" face. The princelings climbed up excitedly and shouted: "Queen! You are possessed by a cat demon. The emperor has invited Xuanyang Tianshi to exorcise you.
, the cat demon has been killed, you are fine!"
"Hail the Queen!"
The civil and military officials hurriedly knelt down again and shouted. The Queen also knelt down on the ground in excitement, kowtowing desperately to thank the Heavenly Master and the Emperor.
"Yun Xuan! If you hadn't drawn the female ghost that has been pestering me for more than ten years yesterday, I wouldn't have believed in today's drama..."
Emperor Shunyao held his chin and said calmly: "Fortunately, they don't know the truth. They actually want to use the cat demon to clear the Queen's name. They really treat me like a monkey. You go smash his stall and let the Queen
Go back to the East Palace and wait for your fate!"
"Father! It's not convenient for me to do this..."
Zhao Guanren smiled bitterly and said: "My son is not a prankster. I really don't understand the knocking on the door. Besides, there are too many people involved. If I go smash up other people's stalls, the princes and ministers will hate me to death!"
"Father is helping you this time, and you still consider the gains and losses..."
Emperor Shunyao grabbed him by the collar and said with a glare: "Let me remind you that the Queen was imprisoned because of you. Believe it or not, they will immediately point the finger at you, saying that you are causing trouble in the palace.
The God of Plague, do you want to help me clear your side and kill the God of Plague?"
"Eliminate evildoers! Cleanse the God of Plague..."
really!
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Heavenly Master Xuanyang shouted loudly outside the door. Zhao Guanren immediately became angry when he heard this. He kicked out of the hall and violently kicked the altar off the steps.
"Oh~"
All the civil and military officials were frightened and exclaimed. Master Xuanyang also turned around and said angrily: "What did you do? Why did you destroy my altar?"
"I can't fucking stand it anymore, you old liar who is deceiving everyone..."
Zhao Guanren yanked his Qiankun bag, and after tearing it open, the mezzanine was exposed. He raised it in his hand and shouted: "Everyone, take a closer look. The black cat has been kept in the mezzanine. He fed the black cat."
Sleeping pills, the black cat will fall off as soon as you hook your finger on it!"
"You fart! This is not a mezzanine..."
Heavenly Master Xuanyang snatched the bag anxiously, but Zhao Guanren picked up the fallen yellow paper talismans again, picked up two of them and pinched them hard in his hand. The paper talismans suddenly burned and popped out.
Weird green phosphorus fire.
"You see! The paper charm is smeared with phosphorus powder. It has a very low ignition point and can burn with just a pinch of your hand..."
Zhao Guanren instantly caused an uproar. He shouted again: "His peach wood sword also has a mechanism. He uses Xuan Qi to shoot out ice crystals and pretend to be rain from the sky. These are the lowest level of charlatanism. How dare you find a fortune teller to get it?"
It’s embarrassing to come to the palace!”
"Shut up! Could it be that I am also a liar, helping him to deceive His Majesty..."
The queen jumped up with anger in her heart. Unexpectedly, Emperor Shunyao suddenly jumped out of the hall, kicked Xuanyang Tianshi down the steps, and cursed angrily: "You are a swindler, you actually deceived me. They
How many benefits have I given you? If you don’t explain, I will kill you!"
"Ugh~"
Jin Wuming suddenly pulled out his sword, and Xuanyang Tianshi was so frightened that he shouted: "Don't chop! I said, I am really good at subjugating demons, but... But they asked me to save the queen's life, I am so poor."
I had to do this as a last resort, I have never deceived anyone before!"
"Bastard! It's so abominable. You lied to us and kowtowed for a long time in vain..."
The ministers cursed one after another, and the queen slumped to the ground. Her face was once again as pale as a human being. Several ministers in charge were also shaking like chaff. They knew that Emperor Shunyao was superstitious about ghosts and gods, but they didn't know that Zhao Guanren yesterday
It really gave him hell.
"Okay! You know how to slay demons, right..."
Emperor Shunyao sneered and said: "I will give you one more chance. As long as you can find a ghost in the palace, I will spare your life. Otherwise, I will execute you in Lingchi, Qin Tianjian! You will accompany him to find it."
, if you can’t find him, drag him out before sunset and execute him!”
"stand up!"
The guards rushed over like wolves and tigers, and captured the Heavenly Master and his disciples together. The queen was also carried back to the East Palace, her desperate expression even worse than yesterday, while the ministers entered the hall cursing.
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"Brother Wu Ming! Let me take a step to speak..."
Zhao Guanren called Jin Wuming to a deserted place and said helplessly: "You know why the emperor trusts you. You never make friends with courtiers and never take bribes. Why are you not guaranteeing your security today? In fact, the emperor only needs to think about it for a moment.
Then you will know that it was you who sent the message to the queen, asking her to act crazy and act like a fool!"
"I……"
Jin Wuming hung his head with shame on his face. Zhao Guanren patted his shoulder and said, "I can probably guess what's going on. The prince and Qi Qi often use their beauty to force people into submission. I was also tricked by them. They forced me to do it."
I have a concubine stuffed in my bed, we are brothers!"
"What?"
Jin Wuming was shocked and said: "So you were tricked by them too. Have you moved my concubine?"
"Nonsense! Why are you so polite? I got pregnant after two times..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and patted his belly. Jin Wuming swallowed hard and stammered: "You, you are too courageous. I was so scared that my legs went weak. How dare you do it twice? What kind of empress?"
Ah, once your belly gets up, the emperor will definitely notice it!"
Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "What's the matter with the emperor? Qi... Damn it! Did you do it to the harem?"
"You, aren't you?"
Jin Wuming looked astonished, and Zhao Guanren was equally astonished and stammered: "I, I'm not, I'm the concubine of the East Palace, not the emperor's concubine!"