A heavy rain swept across the capital, and Zhao Guanren was stunned. He never expected that it would actually rain. The seventeenth princess, who was forced to pray for rain, became famous.
Her bare feet standing on the big drum in front of the palace gate, her long hair disheveled, her hand shaking a silver bell, her figure dancing in the wind, was painted by countless famous painters, and spread throughout the streets and alleys of the capital overnight, becoming a
The first generation national goddess of Dashun.
Especially the looming golden runes on her back have become irrefutable evidence of having an affair with the third prince of the Dragon King. If this were to be placed on an ordinary person, it would definitely stink on the street, but it would be different if it was placed on a divine dragon. The Seventeenth Princess now has
A brand new nickname - Dragon Princess!
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"Mandarin ducks and butterflies fly together, and the spring scenery in the garden is intoxicating..."
In the autumn morning, the sun was warm, the breeze was blowing, and the piano played melodiously in the east courtyard of Prince Zhao's Mansion. Zhao Guanren came barefoot to the lawn and sat comfortably on a soft chair in the sun.
Ten days have passed since the battle in the palace. For ten days, Zhao Guanren has been closing the door to thank guests. Even Song Eating Pig was blocked from the door. He announced to the outside world that he would take a bath, fast, and burn incense to thank God.
"It's so beautiful! So beautiful..."
Zhao Guanren picked up the tea bowl happily. Behind him is a two-story exquisite wooden building. In front is a pavilion and pond, with birds and flowers. The high courtyard wall separates a small world. In modern times, it is a top-notch scenic B&B. It does not cost more than a thousand yuan.
It can't be taken down overnight.
"Hahaha……"
Several maids were chasing and playing around the pond, several beautiful concubines were playing shuttlecock on the grass, and several lovely wives were playing the piano and reading in the pavilion. They were all dressed in thin clothes, not covering up, raising their hands and laughing, and the scenery was beautiful.
There was a moment!
Zhao Guanren wanted to stay here and not go anywhere. At this point in his life, what more could he ask for? What's more, he found that he had come too early, possibly decades too early.
The current Emperor of Ji is in his prime. He wants to wait for his grandson to create the Year of Apocalypse, but he may not be able to wait within a few decades. Even if he goes to Bashan Spirit Pagoda now, he may not be able to meet Lu Datou until decades later.
The time period when Lu Datou fell was the first year of Tianqi.
"Miss Bian! Come here and let me enjoy it..."
Zhao Guanren shouted coquettishly. Miss Bian, who used to be arrogant and reserved, picked up her skirt and walked out of the pavilion. She sat in his arms and whispered: "I made new lace bellybands, one black and one white."
Suit, can I wear it for you tonight?"
"What's going on?"
Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "I usually force you to abuse me, but now you actually take the initiative to ask for abuse. Is it because the family's expenses are high and there is not enough money to spend?"
"The family's expenses are all provided by the palace, so there's no reason why we don't have enough money..."
Bian Xianglan hesitated and said: "The emperor gave my mother's family an archway and built it on the main street of Lantai. My father was so happy that he rushed over to express his gratitude to the emperor in person. The emperor also said that after the New Year, he would open an memorial arch for my mother's family.
The four default quotas for the Xie family are at least fifth grade!"
"Miss Bian! You are in Cao camp but your heart is in Han..."
Zhao Guanren said jokingly: "No wonder you two sisters started having sex as soon as they got up early in the morning. Love is a honey trap for me. Don't you know what the old emperor farts? If you don't move, I will ask you to blow the pillow!"
"As you know, the emperor just wants to invite you out for a chat..."
Bian Xianglan pursed her lips and said: "Who doesn't have a few relatives and friends? Aunt Han has been whispering in my ears all day long, wanting her cousin to come into the house as a concubine. Aunt Luo's nieces and nephews have all come to the door, as well as you.
Among the empresses brought back from the palace, who doesn’t have a big family behind them?”
"Mrs. Zhao! Please use your brain..."
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "I scolded the emperor bloody in the palace, saying that the greatest harm was the emperor's relatives, and then you asked me to help the relatives go through the back door. You are slapping me in the face.
Don’t do to others what you don’t want others to do to you, do you understand?”
"I know what's the use. They pester me every day. If I don't ask for help, who can I ask for?
…”
Bian Xianglan got up and left full of complaints. Zhao Guanren was no longer in the mood to tease her. He went back to the house, changed into casual clothes and left the east courtyard. Unexpectedly, he ran into a group of concubines after walking a few steps.
"My lord, long blessings and good fortune!"
The women knelt on the grass delicately and glanced at the eight empresses in the harem. More than twenty maids knelt behind them, all dressed up in fancy clothes. Each one wore a bra lower than the other, and some even exposed their bellybands.
outside.
"Get up! It's winter now. Wear more clothes and don't freeze..."
Zhao Guanren raised his hand dumbfounded, and the former Concubine Bai Shu said with a sweet smile: "How can I do it if I don't wear less clothes? The sisters in the East Courtyard are all as beautiful as gods. Every night, under the master Chenghuan, our sisters in the West Courtyard, no
Even if you eat steamed buns, you have to fight for steam!"
"Stop coming! As soon as you stick your butt out, I will know what you want to fart..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said: "If you have nothing to do, take your guards out for shopping, shopping, and spending money. Don't stay at home all day long. We are not a palace. If you dare to fight within, I will break your legs. Don't talk about promotions."
Alright, I’m going to open the door right now!”
"Yeah! Hurry up and shout, Prince Yongshi is opening the door to meet guests..."
The ladies screamed with joy, and the palace maids actually dragged out the firecrackers and lit them, setting off the crackling firecrackers. But only then did Zhao Guanren realize that he had been promoted to prince again, but he even rejected the imperial edict.
.
"Arnold! Tyrone! Open the door..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the door of the palace with his hands behind his back. Two strong female guards opened the door. But when the door opened, he was shocked. The crowd was even larger than when he went to the market. They all held up the name of the master's family.
Post, you pushed me and squeezed me, shouting for permission to see you.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way! I am a third-grade official, let me in..."
Song Chizhu desperately squeezed in from the crowd. The guards guarding outside quickly stopped the remaining people. Zhao Guanren also hurriedly asked someone to close the door and said in shock: "Nima! Why are there so many people here, Your Majesty?"
What did you do?"
"My eldest prince! You are so calm. You cut off hundreds of heads in five days..."
Song Chizhu took him to the main room, and when he entered the door, he saw Concubine Bai Shu and the other girls. The concubines were all wearing waistcoats. He said in a daze: "Uh~ Sir! How should I call you empresses? This is
Is she the empress of Shangshu Bai’s family?”
"What a concubine, a bunch of cheap concubines, go out and play, don't listen to the wall..."
Zhao Guanren drove away the concubines carelessly, sat down on the Grand Master's chair, lit a cigarette, and said, "You're welcome to sit wherever you like. This house is too big and I'm not familiar with it. I always feel like I'm living in someone else's house. I'm not even a servant yet."
Didn’t admit everything!”
"Prince Chu and Prince Zai want to divide their troops into two groups. The day after tomorrow, they will go to various places to announce their decrees. The princes and princes have been demoted a lot..."
Song Chizhu sat next to him and said: "The emperor is also going to the border to rectify military affairs. He has taken away two adult princes. The King of Qin has also been escorted back to the capital. The prince and Prince Duan will jointly conquer the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. The emperor said that it was decided before the expedition.
I want to see you!"
"ah?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said: "The men who can make the decisions in this family are all gone. If we leave the palace and don't care about it, who will manage the government?"
"Concubine Long Zi! Oh, the seventeenth princess supervises the country..."
Song Zhanzhu took a sip of herbal tea and said: "Xia Ge Lao and Xu Ge Lao formed the left and right cabinets to assist the seventeenth princess in supervising the country. A line of copper characters was hung on the palace gate, saying that the emperor guards the country's gate, and the king dies in the country. The emperor's
I am determined to rebuild the country!"
"Ha~ It seems they were greatly stimulated that night..."
Zhao Guanren gloated and said with a smile: "If Yaoyue was not a little girl, she would definitely be the only person in his family who is suitable to be the emperor. But Yaoyue is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Emperor Shunyao is not afraid that when he returns to Beijing, Yaoyue has become
Queen Dashun?"
"Concubine Long Zi is very famous now. She can dance just once
He can bring down rain from the sky, he can lure the dragon with his hook, and he even went to the Heavenly Palace to have a peach banquet..."
Song Chizhu wondered: "Sir! When did Concubine Long Zi and Xiao Bai Long get along? I have never seen her with such great powers before. This time she really surprised the whole world. Everyone said that she should be the queen in the future.
Giving birth to a real dragon son can bless me with good weather and good weather!"
"The dragon gave birth to nine sons, and the sons are different. Why? There are so many concubines..."
Zhao Guanren said with a joking smile: "You can report to the emperor and tell him that I will not go to the palace. If you want to meet, you can either come to my house or find a restaurant to eat and chat. By the way! What did Qianye Xuan say? Disciple
Have they all been caught?"
"It's verified! Master Qianye Xuan and his disciples all colluded with the Thai thieves, but that guy Ye Mingsha escaped..."
Song Chizhu said contemptuously: "This time the Jade Emperor couldn't stand it any longer. He sent Erlang Shen to destroy Qianye Xuan. The Ji army retreated fifty miles overnight. It's a pity that our Tianhe Palace was smashed to pieces by Erlang Shen. But he
They all say that the emperor is arrogant!"
"What does it have to do with the emperor?"
Zhao Guanren picked up the teapot with a puzzled expression on his face.
"Erlang Shen is the Jade Emperor's divine general, equivalent to Jin Wuming beside the emperor..."
Song Zhizhu spread his hands and said: "Such a great god came down to earth in person, and you kept offering sacrifices to the heaven and dragon god without giving anyone a peach to eat. Anyone else would be so angry that you would know you don't understand just by counting.
Rules, smashing the hall to pieces is just to teach you a lesson, otherwise would the immortal's accuracy be so bad?"
"Pfft~"
Zhao Guanren spit out a sip of tea and said with a smile: "That makes sense. The emperor does not understand the unspoken rules of the grassroots. If you are fine, let's go to the brothel in the afternoon. I have been in the capital for more than half a month.
I’ve never seen a famous prostitute before!”
"Hey~ I have a big fat..."
Song Zhizhu God took out a book with a grimace and said with a smile: "Search your home! Tian Qiansui's private residence and Qianye Xuan's home. The emperor said that no matter how many women and silver coins are copied, they will all be considered as your expense."
, as long as you can go out and do some activities!”
"I have to look through Qianye Xuan's family..."
Zhao Guanren stood up and said: "Qianye Xuan seems to have no desires on the surface, but I don't believe that he doesn't have secrets behind his back. I am also very curious about Eunuch Tian's foreign residence. Will he raise a woman or a man?"
"Mixed men and women, old eunuchs like this..."
Song Chizhu stood up and said with a smile: "After checking, let's go to Jiaoyuefang by Pingyao Lake. The head of the four most famous prostitutes in Beijing is among them. And guess whose family members I found, the wife and daughter of the Ningzhou prefect.
You didn’t expect that there is the wife and daughter of my old subordinate Hu County Cheng?”
"ah?"
Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "I'm not surprised by Wang Zhifu's family, but shouldn't Hu County Cheng's wife and daughter teach music in Ningzhou? How come they were sent to Beijing? His daughter even kowtowed to me and begged me to bury her."
Hu Xiancheng, has she received guests at Jialewang?"
"If there is such a big case in Lantai County, they will naturally be sent here for trial..."
Song Zhanzhu said with a proud smile: "The women in Jiaoyuefang generally perform arts and not sell their bodies, but we are not ordinary people. I slept with Lao Wang's wife a few days ago. At that time, her face was as disgusting as a monkey's butt. I
After tossing her all night, how about we go win her daughter's jackpot tonight?"
"I didn't ask you, Magistrate Wang, what happened to Hu County Cheng's wife and daughter..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him angrily, Song Chizhu scratched his head and said: "I forgot to ask, Hu County's daughter-in-law had a drink with me once, but the Hu family's daughter didn't see her. I only heard that she was being trained as a red card, but that
The girl is good-looking, and the dignitaries will probably not let her go!"
"Let's go! Let's go to the music studio..."
Zhao Guanren walked out in a hurry, and Song Chizhu quickly shouted: "Why are you so anxious? The music studio is not open in the morning, and it is noon for the girls to wash up and dress up. It is too late for us to ransack a house first!"