"Life is short, don't stop until you get drunk, my beauty is to the east, the Yellow River is to the west..."
Zhao Guanren sat on the stern of the boat and sang loudly. Unfortunately, his hands and feet had been tied. There were a large number of official boats following behind. The mother and daughter of the Hu family were clumsily rowing the boat. One Dong Siyun was controlling the direction, and the other was holding a lighter.
Watching with eager eyes.
"Stop singing! Shut up..."
Da Dong shouted angrily, Xiao Dong looked around anxiously, Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "You must give me some entertainment during the long night, and you must take good care of the hostages. Tell me your real names, such as Chiba, Panasonic
, Honda, Kato, Ozawa or Aoi?”
"I won't tell you, Dog Officer..."
Da Dong glared at him angrily, Zhao Guanren sat up straight and said: "Xiao Dong! Dong Siyun, come here, I have a pack of cigarettes in my belt, please light one for me, otherwise I won't be able to keep my mouth shut, I must
Something is blocking it!"
"Beware of fire!"
Big Dong whispered, Pingyao River is very long, and you can't get out of the city without rowing for more than an hour. Xiao Dong had to get up and squat down next to Zhao Guanren, but Zhao Guanren frowned and said: "Who taught you the rules? Big and small are inferior.
Can’t you tell the difference?”
"Ah! Your Majesty, I'm sorry..."
Xiao Dong hurriedly knelt down beside him, carefully took out the cigarette and lighter, and lit the cigarette skillfully and considerately. Zhao Guanren reached out and kissed her on the mouth again. Xiao Dong smiled shyly and helped him instinctively.
He massaged his thighs.
"Are you crazy? This is not a music studio, he is now our butt..."
Da Dong stared at her sister in shock and anger. Unexpectedly, Zhao Guanren's hands suddenly spread out from behind, and he suddenly hugged Xiao Dong in his arms. Xiao Dong didn't know any martial arts at all, and he exclaimed and was restrained by him.
, lying in his arms with his face flushed anxiously.
"You let her go, or I will die with you..."
Da Dong jumped up with a pale face, but Zhao Guanren took out a box of matches from his waist, lit one without haste, and said with a smile: "You don't need to do anything, let's hit the road together now!"
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"don't want!!!"
The young and old Dongs screamed at the same time, and the Hu family's mother and daughter were also frightened. However, Zhao Guanren threw down the match without hesitation. The four women's faces were distorted in horror, and they watched the match being thrown to the deck and falling into the water.
layer of pungent kerosene.
"呲~"
The match suddenly emitted a puff of green smoke, which was actually extinguished by the kerosene. The four girls opened their mouths in shock at the same time. The fire they imagined did not start at all.
"Hahaha……"
Zhao Guanren let go of Xiao Dong and laughed loudly, mockingly saying: "It's terrible to be uneducated. I don't even know how high the ignition point of kerosene is. How dare you play with fire? I noticed you as soon as you walked in. I lit you on purpose."
One sentence, you actually think that I have a crush on you, who gave you the confidence?"
"What on earth do you want to do..."
Da Dong extinguished the lighter in embarrassment, and Xiao Dong hid beside her in fear.
"I should be asking you this..."
After Zhao Guanren untied the rope on his legs, he smiled and said: "I have been compassionate enough to you. I did not let the court exterminate all the Thai refugees and only let them go to the guardhouse to farm. But you still don't know what is good and what is good. You will not do it to yourselves."
Are you willing to destroy your country?"
"We don't want to seize Dashun, we just don't want to be annexed..."
Da Dong said with some excitement: "We have to pay tribute once every three years. The most beautiful girls, the best jewelry, and a large amount of gold and silver have to be paid to Dashun. Dashun's return gift is not even 30%, but we
The land is very barren, do you know how much the people have suffered in order to pay tribute?"
"Are you really stupid or are you following
I pretend to be stupid, Thailand's tribute always makes money..."
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "You gave away a lot of messy things. In fact, they are all worthless things in the sea. How much can dozens of girls be worth? Dashun will give them at least ten times the gift in return every time, but you
The royal family has concealed most of it and let them enjoy it all!"
"You're talking nonsense! It's obviously your Dashun officials who embezzled the money..."
Da Dong said angrily: "In order to sympathize with the people, our king has all his dragon robes covered with patches. He also ordered that the royal family is not allowed to eat meat and can only eat brown rice. The best ones are used as tribute, and the inferior ones are all used as tribute."
If you give it to the common people, it will be the worst for your own consumption!”
"I really didn't expect you guys to be so naive. Who can't put on a show? Emperor Shunyao also said that he eats fast every day. Do you believe it..."
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "I can ask someone to bring the mission over now, so that you can ask carefully where the ten times the return gift went. Did they entrust the Xinglong to sell it and exchange it for gold, silver, silk and tobacco?"
, is it convenient to take it back to your heavenly king?"
"impossible!"
Da Dong pointed at his sister with a pale face, shook his head and said: "This is absolutely impossible. My sister is in the capital all day long. If the mission is sold off in return for the gift, she will definitely not be able to hide it from her eyes and ears!"
"Sister! You were deceived..."
Xiao Dong cried and said: "I know the young master of the Xinglong very well. Every time the mission transports the tribute, they will buy it directly with cash. The mission will then go to the south to purchase various supplies and bring them back. Last year they sold two
More than a million taels of silver, not counting the silver reward from the emperor!"
"What?"
Da Dong almost fell off the boat, then he grabbed his sister and shouted angrily: "Why didn't you tell me, why did you lie to me, I'm your biological sister!"
"The superior officer forbade me to say that we are not performing the same mission..."
Xiao Dong cried and said: "All the spies in Beijing know that what the King of Heaven wants is Dashun. Otherwise, why would they not allow you to enter the capital? Our King of Heaven is a hypocrite. He uses the name of tribute to plunder people's wealth and anointing, and uses the resentment of the people to
They all lead to Dashun, but most things are greedy for him!"
"Plop~"
Da Dong suddenly collapsed on the deck, his face was ashen and his whole body was shaking, and tears were rolling down his face.
"Dong Siyun! Your sister is here to assassinate me..."
Zhao Guanren looked at Xiao Dong. Xiao Dong hugged his legs and cried: "My sister wanted to avenge Qianye Xuan and his colleagues. She disobeyed the superior's order and sneaked into the teaching music studio to replace me. I can't say Qianye Xuan deserved it."
, I can only advise her to observe and observe first before speaking!"
"Why do you deserve it?"
Da Dong asked dully: "He has been lurking for the Kingdom of Heaven for decades, he should be a hero!"
"Qianye Xuan is the grandfather of the current king. He is for the royal family, not the common people..."
Xiaodong wiped away his tears and said: "It was only after Qianye Xuan died that I learned that he was our commander. Your senior brother and the others were all killed by him, just because they understood the truth, and once I left the capital,
, the shadow will also silence me!"
"Oh, Onmyoji! You can't live to be forty. How much did you pay to get to this point..."
Zhao Guanren sighed: "Now your sister is also in ruins. She has been played by dozens of men. When she looked back, she realized that the King of Heaven whom she respected the most was actually a hypocritical and vicious liar. I really don't deserve it for you!"
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"Why is this happening? Why did you lie to me..."
Da Dong shouted to the sky in grief, but Zhao Guanren said: "Calm down first. Once Dashun attacks with all its strength, the people of your country will be the unlucky ones. You have to answer a key question for me. Have you got the lost items?"
Corpse poison powder?”
"Lost?"
Da Dong quickly wiped away his tears, shook his head and said: "We absolutely did not. Ever since you found out, officers and soldiers have been chasing us everywhere. Moreover, we have also learned the epidemic prevention regulations and know the seriousness of the corpse plague. If we succeeded, I would have returned home long ago!"
"
"I didn't hear when it was lost..."
Xiao Dong also shook his head blankly, and Zhao Guanren frowned and said: "If you don't get it, it probably fell into the hands of Ji Guo's secret agents. Those barbarians only have fighting and killing in their minds, okay! I
Give you a chance to save the people of heaven!"
"What kind of opportunity?"
Da Dong hurriedly said seriously: "You don't want me to betray my colleagues, and you don't want me to go back to rebel. If you can prevent Dashun from attacking us, we can... pay money and let the King of Heaven take out all the tributes and withdraw all the lurking people."
spy!"
"You almost wiped out the entire Dashun royal family, do you think you'll be done with just paying a little money..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "The hypocrite has to apologize to your people, whether he hangs himself or takes poison. Anyway, he has to tell the people the truth and give an explanation. Otherwise, I will personally land in your country within two years and I will replace you with a king!"
"This...is in line with what I want..."
Da Dong nodded slightly and said: "But I still have to find out the truth first. As long as it is true as you said, I will risk my life to expose the truth this time and give the people justice!"
"You should be careful. There may not be anyone among your close comrades who knows the truth..."
Zhao Guanren said: "I will send the deputy envoys of the two missions out of the city. You can just meet them outside the city. After a beating, you will know the truth. Your sister will stay with me for the time being. If you are unfortunately silenced, at least she will
I can also be a witness for you!”
Da Dong hesitated and said: "Then, you have to treat her kindly, you can't..."
"What can't you do? Can't you sleep with her..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "It's a good thing if your sister doesn't crawl on my bed. I don't want her to have such a small amount of living expenses. I'll ask someone to give you a badge later. If you are hunted down, you can seek protection from the guards."
, they will let you reach the seaside alive!"
"Okay! I'll believe you for now. If you dare to lie to me, I will kill you even if you die..."
Da Dong glared at him fiercely, Zhao Guanren stood up and said with a smile: "I never lie to women, especially beauties. I will add a clause in the compensation clause in the future. You must be one of the tributes. I will let your sisters sleep on the bed in my house."
Are you looking forward to getting together?"
"Shameless! Shameless..."
Da Dong turned away with a blushing face. At this time, the boats had stopped. Zhao Guanren laughed, kicked his legs, jumped to the official boat behind and explained for a while, and finally shouted: "Hey! Little tribute, you
What’s your real name?”
"Akii Sa!"
Da Dong snorted and jumped out, jumped on a small boat and continued rowing out of the city. At this time, the prince and others also jumped on the boat. Prince Duan asked doubtfully: "How did you convince her to leave alone, Onmyoji?"
But they are all very vicious things, and you are too amazing, right?"
"Hehe~ As long as she is a female, I can settle it with just one mouth..."
Zhao Guanren crossed his arms proudly, but the prince was surprised and asked: "I haven't seen her take off her pants. How can you do it with her pants on?"
"Holy shit!"
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "What are you thinking about? Why are your thoughts so dirty? I'm talking about the mouth, not the tongue. It's all about your overflowing talents. Ha tui..."
"Then you can also teach me. I want to become your teacher..."
"I also think that I also want to use my talent to seduce the girl..."