Charitable halls and porridge shacks have sprung up like bamboo shoots after a spring rain in Dashun. Royal relatives and relatives are rushing to do good deeds for people, and officials are all serving with grins. But everyone knows that this is a saying spread in the capital -
—There is a god three feet above your head!
"Portrait of Concubine Longzi! Statue of Concubine Longzi! Bringing one home will ensure the safety of your family and your eternal blessings..."
The streets and alleys of the capital were filled with shouts. Concubine Long Zi seemed to have become a living god. Even if she was not a real god, she was still the mistress closest to the god. She could not call the wind and rain, but she could also blow the wind on the pillow. Many people even traveled across mountains and rivers to come here.
, just to invite a blessed statue back.
evening……
Two teams of cavalry came from the streets in the light rain. One team was in white armor and white robes, carrying silver guns and wearing silver flying saucer helmets. The white cloaks were embroidered with four frightening red letters - Invulnerable to 100 poisons!
The other team has black armor and black robes, carrying black guns, a black flying saucer helmet with a red ghost face, and the same four blood-red characters on the black cloak - See the dragon and take off your armor!
"Let's go back and rest. We will host training tomorrow..."
Zhao Guanren rode alone into the path. He also wore a flying saucer helmet with a dragon pattern, which could protect against rain, snow and arrows. The black cowhide breastplate was sandwiched with four layers of high-density silk. After testing, the defense was no worse than iron armor, but
It is much lighter, and the outside is made into a tactical vest style.
"Huh? Why is the road closed..."
Zhao Guanren looked ahead and was confused. He had not been home for only five days, but the path to the back door was actually blocked, and the high courtyard wall was connected to other houses. He didn't want to be bothered by people giving gifts at the front door, so he had to wonder.
Continue to ride back.
"What's going on? Why did you occupy someone else's house..."
Zhao Guanren rode to the rear and saw the imperial guards. The large vermilion back door could only be his own home. The two guards hurriedly ran up to lead the horses and said: "Your Majesty! You didn't occupy it without permission. They gave it to us. I just want to be with God."
Put up a small tablet of his immortality in the hall!"
"It's a gift! It turns out that the fat man is also a rich man. I don't want it for free..."
Zhao Guanren happily jumped off the horse and walked into the backyard with the horse horse in hand. But as soon as he entered, he was confused again. The palace was already very big, and the garden of Fatty's house was not small. The servants of the palace actually moved here.
, the key is that he doesn’t even know a few of his servants.
"Let's continue eating, don't worry about me, I'll take a look around the new house by myself..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and waved, and carried the horse through the house and into the garden. As a result, he was confused after going around twice. When he saw the patrolling female guard, he was too embarrassed to ask, so he looked around like a thief before he found the inner house.
, of course it was the family’s original inner house.
"Yo ho~ Who is taking a shower? It smells so good..."
Zhao Guanren walked towards the back window of the house. The only person who could take a bath with soap was at least the girl from the same room. He was not polite at all and was about to open the window to take a look. Suddenly he heard someone in the room say: "You only have one chance. If you miss it, you will die."
It’s ugly!”
'Damn it! I met a female assassin just after I came back. I'm not going to be so lucky...'
Zhao Guanren quietly opened the window a crack, and saw a strange young woman wearing black gauze, wearing only a bellyband and panties, leaning on the chaise longue and smoking. She was a very attractive woman, and there was a big wooden barrel next to her.
He was dating a girl, also a stranger whom he had never met before.
"Are you sure I have a chance..."
The girl asked timidly, and the young woman puffed out smoke and said: "We paid such a high price to come in, and we bought everything we could, and as long as he follows my words, he will definitely choose... Someone is peeking outside! "
"ah!!!"
The girl covered her body and screamed loudly, but the young woman actually picked up the sword, kicked open the wooden window with a flying kick, and struck Zhao Guanren directly with the sword in the air.
"Dang~"
Zhao Guanren quickly raised his horse to block him, but the little girl
He was at least a third- and fourth-grade fighter, and after he landed, he actually struck him several times with his sword. The sword even glowed with a green sword light. It was not convenient for Zhao Guanren to carry a long horse, and she was forced to panic for a while.
"Damn it!"
Zhao Guanren violently smashed the horse out. While the opponent was slashing with his sword, he suddenly jumped and feinted, hitting the opponent's belly with a headbutt, causing the opponent to scream and fall into the bamboo forest, his hands The sword inside also knocked to the ground.
"Someone is coming!"
The young woman yelled and raised her legs to kick. Zhao Guanren jumped up like a tiger, put her right leg on his shoulder, held her down with both hands, and hit her head again, which made the little girl dizzy. , there was a big bump on my forehead.
"Tell me! Who sent you..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand and slapped her again. The little girl was immediately woken up by the slap, and she shouted in shame and anger: "You thief! You dare to come to the palace to assassinate me. If you don't let me go, the guards will definitely kill you." Take it apart into eight pieces!”
"You still dare to threaten me, believe it or not, I will take care of it now..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly tore off her gauze, and the little girl exclaimed in fright, and said angrily: "If you dare to insult me, I will break into pieces. If you can't kill me, you will bite your tongue and kill yourself. Don't even think of touching me." Shanmao, let me go quickly, you damn thief!"
"Come here quickly, there are assassins here..."
The girl also wrapped her clothes and ran out. The young woman turned around and was shocked to realize that a large number of female guards had been standing outside the bamboo forest for a long time, but all of them covered their mouths and snickered, saying narrowly: "Master! It's a cold day. You’re not afraid of catching a cold, just carry it inside and play slowly!”
"Master? It's..."
The young woman and the girl were both stunned. Zhao Guanren sneered: "You don't have to use your brain. Which assassin would carry a horse to carry out the assassination? He is quite courageous. He actually dared to sneak into my house to assassinate me and bribed my servants." Right, who sent it?"
"I, I didn't commit any assassination..."
The young woman said anxiously: "My lord! Have you misunderstood? My... bribery is not an assassination. I want my niece to be placed in a row in front of me. There are too many people. If I don't pay, I have to wait until the Year of the Monkey." Yeah, I really thought you were an assassin just now!"
"What a mess, what kind of queue..."
Zhao Guanren stood up inexplicably. The young woman's face was already flushed with embarrassment. She stood up and said shyly: "That's what we are here for, but the princess has arranged the numbers according to family background. We are ranked one hundred and ninety-sixth, but I think my niece At least it can be ranked sixteenth!"
"Arno!"
Zhao Guanren waved in horror and shouted: "Come here, what has happened in the past few days since I was gone? What does this one hundred and ninety-six mean?"
"Don't you know, they are the female relatives who are fostered in our family..."
Arnold came over and said: "The palace has sent twenty concubines, and the princes have sent sixty-six nobles. They said that they have already agreed with you, and they will pay for the daily expenses. Other dignitaries will also know it. They all followed suit, and more than 600 people have been sent to the mansion!"
"How many?"
Zhao Guanren opened his mouth like a toad and stammered: "Six to six hundred women, what on earth do these guys want to do?"
"Hehe~ I just want to take advantage of you..."
Arnold said with a teasing smile: "The princes have made it clear that they asked you to open up about your blessing. If you are pregnant, they will be sent back to raise the fetus. It is obvious that they are here to borrow seeds from you. They are all respectable people, and the ladies are not the same."
It’s so hard to refuse, and besides, they agreed that it would be foster care, not a concubine!”
"I'll go! Come to me for breeding, who had the bad idea..."
Zhao Guanren took half a step back, and the young woman said shyly: "Your Majesty! We have come anyway, so you don't want to miss us this time. My niece is also a poor person. The family spent all their money before sending her in.
The whole family is looking forward to her going to high school and giving birth to a fairy king for you!"
"You think I'm the top scorer in the exam and I'm still in high school. Come with me..."
Zhao Guanren waved angrily and led the two of them forward. After a while, the hairs on his hair stood on end. Sure enough, the yard was full of bees and butterflies, running out in groups, each one
They all looked at him with big watery eyes.
"Your Majesty! Can I treat you to a cup of tea..."
"Your Majesty! I am the third young lady of Linhou Mansion..."
"Your Highness! I am a good childbearer, and I will definitely give birth to a big fat son for you..."
Hundreds of women lined the street to seduce people. Zhao Guanren would have laughed in the past, but when he thought of the terrifying number of more than 600 people, his calves were trembling. He was afraid that the Iron Kidney King Zhao Ziqiang was coming, so he didn't dare to
Let go of the waves.
"Girls! Let me eat first. Let's talk slowly later..."
Zhao Guanren lowered his head and waved his hands vigorously. After being a veteran driver for so many years, he finally felt like being insulted by a woman. It was not until he entered the real backyard of the palace that he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and broke out in cold sweat.
"Um?"
As soon as Zhao Guanren walked into the garden, he was stunned again. The prince and Prince Duan actually brought their concubine, who was the mother of their child. He wondered: "What are you doing here, giving birth to a second child?"
?”
"Master! Let me take a step to speak..."
The two women pulled him aside and whispered: "The emperor is worried that you will go to heaven after completing your mission, so he specifically asked you to keep more of your bones and blood to improve the royal bloodline. We are sent here just to have a blood relationship with the royal family.
The concubines are here!"
"Cough cough cough..."
Zhao Guanren coughed a few times and said in surprise: "I can understand that they are both young and beautiful, but Concubine Qi can be my mother. And what does this have to do with royal blood? My seed is not theirs!"
"Oh~ this is not easy..."
The prince's concubine smiled and said: "We have all given birth to princes and grandsons. If you give birth to a fairy king again, they will have half of our blood, and the prince and grandson will also have half of our blood. They will be brothers. In the future,
You must be thinking about Dashun Jiangshan!"
"I'll go! You guys are really good at calculating..."
Zhao Guanren was shocked for a moment. The prince's side concubine held his arm and said ambiguously: "Good prince! We just point to the mother as the son. If Wu Xi is ruined for the rest of his life, you will have so much misfortune. Don't regret it."
"Li, we sisters will definitely serve you well!"
"No! What a mess..."
Zhao Guanren turned away angrily. In fact, he felt that he was too pretentious and could not hold back. He really underestimated the superstition of the ancients. These people were completely shameless for the sake of an illusory god.
.
"You two should go back, I understand without asking..."
Zhao Guanren walked back to the young woman, took off his cloak and put it on her body. Unexpectedly, the young woman actually pulled him behind the rockery and asked: "My lord! Are you looking for Zhang Tiansheng from Lantai County? Does this man mean anything to you?"
Isn’t it very important?”
"How do you know..."
Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "Do you know where he is? This person may be carrying corpse poison. We must catch him as soon as possible!"
"Someone in my family saw him, just over ten days ago..."
The young woman suddenly knelt on the ground and begged: "Your Majesty! The slave family is not threatening you, but our family is in great need of your help. As long as you are willing to visit my niece, the slave family will tell the truth. Please!"
"..."
Zhao Guanren was so angry that he couldn't speak. It will definitely not work if it goes on like this. There are too many women here. These messy things must be cleaned up. Just because he likes beautiful women does not mean that he has no bottom line and can be morally corrupt.