"Damn it! There are fools every year, especially this year..."
Zhao Guanren took out a soldering iron from the charcoal stove, walked to Zhang Kai who was tied to the pillar, raised the red soldering iron and said with a ferocious smile: "You dare to find my father when you can't even recognize him clearly, open your eyes."
Take a look with a dog's eye, am I your nephew? If you don't tell the truth, I will make you a eunuch!"
"Uh huh..."
Zhang Kai shook his head wildly in fear, and peeed out of his crotch. But when Zhao Guanren was about to burn it, a thick female guard suddenly came over and said awkwardly: "Master! You plug his mouth.
, he can’t say it!”
"I'll go! No wonder you are so stubborn and make mistakes..."
Zhao Guanren quickly pulled out the ball of cloth from his mouth, and Zhang Kai immediately wailed: "Your Majesty! I was wrong, I am not Zhao Yunxuan's uncle, I was a bandit in the past, and I am familiar with the Zhang family brothers and sisters, but I really didn't lie.
, the Zhang brothers and sisters are indeed from Kyrgyzstan!"
"continue!"
Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette with a soldering iron. The green smoke frightened Zhang Kai and trembled all over.
"Zhao Yunxuan's mother is Zhang Qiaolan. She had sex with General Yuan just before she was kidnapped. She was raped by dozens of men after being kidnapped. She didn't even know whose father Zhao Yunxuan was..."
Zhang Kai said: "I heard about your name in Jiguo, and asked someone about your origin. I thought you were the Zhao Yunxuan I knew, so I went to General Yuan to plan the matter. He reported it to the Emperor of Jiguo and forced me to come.
Pretend to be his uncle, thinking he is too young to remember!"
"Where did the corpse poison powder come from? Do you recognize Zhang Tiansheng..."
Zhao Guanren looked up at him, Zhang Kai shook his head and said: "I don't know him! But I know him. General Yuan said that Zhang Tiansheng contributed corpse poison powder, and now it is Jiguo's epidemic prevention promotion. It is the fourth grade. Your epidemic prevention measures in Lantai,
That kid learned everything!"
"damn it!"
Zhao Guanren scolded: "This white-eyed wolf abandoned his mother and went to work as an official in a foreign country. What is Ji Guo's plan now? Does he want peace talks or openness?"
"If you cooperate, they will definitely fight. If you don't, I don't think they want to fight..."
Zhang Kai said sternly: "Dashun has a million soldiers at the border, and there are three or four hundred thousand soldiers at the border. The whole country of Kyrgyzstan is very nervous, fearing that they will poison the country and launch a fierce attack at the same time. But whoever sends the envoy first will lose."
Momentum, so they have been waiting and watching!”
"Think carefully about what else you have to explain, write it down and give it to me, and I will spare your life..."
Zhao Guanren threw down the iron and turned around and walked out of the warehouse. The four stout female guards continued to cook him. It was already dark and all the roads in the palace were lit with kerosene lamps. His stomach was growling with hunger and he hurried to the inner house.
Walking into the courtyard.
"Oh~ you are going to court, welcome me so grandly..."
Zhao Guanren entered the lobby with a smile. Fifteen wives and concubines sat neatly on both sides of the lobby according to their respective statuses. Everyone was wearing grand court clothes. Dozens of palace maids and maids also lined up on both sides, but Hu
My mother and daughter are also among them.
"My lord, long blessings and good fortune!"
The women collectively stood up and knelt on the ground, and performed three kowtows in an orderly manner. Zhao Guanren sat in the middle seat inexplicably, kicked off one of his leather boots without any image, crossed his legs and asked: "You guys
What the hell, I haven't been back for a few days, what's the point?"
"Your Majesty! People are forcing us to come to our door. Such a big matter cannot allow a woman to make the decision without permission..."
Bian Xianglan stood up and handed over a brochure and said: "Seed seekers can be roughly classified into three types. One is the people who follow the influence, purely for the purpose of cultivating relationships. The second type is for improving the bloodline and comes seriously to seek seed.
It’s because you alone can achieve enlightenment, they follow the chickens and dogs to ascend to heaven!”
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren
He opened the booklet and said with a smile: "You can do it. You actually wrote a relationship table for me. Do you want me to breed according to the table?"
"Your Majesty! This is just a humble opinion of us women. I compiled it to avoid annoying you..."
Bian Xianglan said solemnly: "Seeking seed is related to many matters in the future, such as important officials in the court and centuries-old noble families. Once you have a blood connection, it will be of infinite use. You may not care personally, but after you pass away, you must leave a connection for future generations.
!”
"Pa~"
Zhao Guanren threw the booklet on the coffee table, looked around at the women and asked: "Sit down, all of you, and answer me a question seriously. Do you think your role is just to be a reproduction tool for men, without any independent thoughts?
?”
"..."
The women looked at each other in surprise. They were stunned for a long time before someone said: "Why should we be independent? God divides men and women. Isn't it just for men to support the family and for women to have children? We now have endless wealth, why do we still act like monsters?"
, we are already very satisfied!”
"Yes! It is my greatest wish to have more children for eternity..."
The women nodded in agreement, and Zhao Guanren also knew that he was talking nonsense. This era does not have the conditions to have feminist ideas. They are very satisfied now. Talking about independence is nonsense. Maybe the only feminist is Long Zifei.
"Okay! It's good to be safe and sound. Let's not talk about this matter..."
Zhao Guanren said seriously: "Men are mud and women are water. Mud and water blend and nourish each other. Both men and women are indispensable condiments for each other. It's just that my piece of mud is larger and I need to carry a few more buckets of water to nourish it. But this does not mean that
I am an animal, and I can breed anyone who comes to me, do you understand?"
"I just said I can't give it..."
Qian Guibi said: "The white flowers who are asking for seeds are lying in a row and let me go up to sow seeds. How is this different from mating sows? Isn't it an insult to me? Besides, if you give this person but not that one, you are not offending someone for nothing.
Well, if you ask me not to give you even one, our family won’t even have enough food and clothing! Humph~”
"I don't agree with the last sentence, but I agree with the previous words..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at them and said: "None of them have any brains. If they ask for a seed, I will be a match. I will become an animal even if I am not an animal. Send them all back tomorrow morning, and allow each family to set up a third-class gift in the shrine."
Immortality card, did you hear that?”
"I heard it!"
The women agreed happily and softly. They said it was easy, but in fact no one was willing to lend the seeds. But Concubine Liu Shu looked forward to it: "Master! We have been in the mansion for some time. Do you think it is time to give us a name?"
Points, or mention the grade?"
"Haha~"
Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "I know a little bit about the ranks of the harem, but I really don't understand the prince's. Anyway, you have already arranged it, so just report it according to your current ranking!"
"Master! This arrangement is unfair..."
Qian Guibi stood up and said: "The sisters in Lantai have a high status. Let's recognize them by pinching our noses. But some sisters have already had a baby. We can't let our children suffer too. There are also women who don't understand. Don't you think so?"
Give me an explanation, the family is in chaos!"
"If anyone is happy, why don't you tell me..."
Zhao Guanren looked around blankly, and Bian Yulei was the first to pop out with a smile, rubbing her belly and laughing: "Are you surprised? My wife has been pregnant for a month and a half. During this time, you can be your sister and don't mess with me again.
!Haha~”
"Congratulations, Your Majesty! Double happiness..."
Miss Xie Er stood up with a smile. Qian Guifei quickly pulled Concubine Liu Shu and said happily: "We are also blessed with double happiness. Do you remember that day at Yulong Pond? We were happy together.
, we will definitely give birth to a big fat son for you, hehe~"
"Your Majesty! This slave is also happy..."
A little palace maid stepped forward and knelt down shyly. Women who were not pregnant rolled their eyes to the sky, but Zhao Guanren did not dare to blather and looked at Bian Xianglan subconsciously.
"Haha~"
Bian Xianglan covered her mouth and smiled sweetly: "I have let you ruin me so many times. How can I have the face to see others if I am not pregnant? But I am a little later than Liuliu, and the imperial doctor told me to take more rest. You can't mess up again."
Here you go, leave the immortal seed to your sister!"
"Luo Saosao! Are you drinking contraceptive soup..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly looked at Aunt Luo. Aunt Luo smiled charmingly and said, "Didn't the master say that I am the pearl in your hand? If you don't think about it for a few days, your heart will itch. Let them slowly raise the baby at home. I will accompany you."
We were on a mission to Kyrgyzstan and we had a happy trip, haha~"
"Hmph~"
Bian Yulei pouted unconvinced and said: "You are so scheming. You are snatching and drinking contraceptive soup all day long. I will no longer be good sisters with you!"
"You little girl, what do you know about movies? I am the only one who can handle driving a car..."
Aunt Luo said proudly: "There are three types of women in our family. One is capable, the second is incompetent, and the third is both capable and competent. I am the third type. I am not targeting anyone. Everyone here is
Both are the first two, hahaha..."
"What can you do? What do you mean..."
A group of women looked at each other with blank faces, only Yu Niang covered her mouth and giggled.
"It's dirty talk anyway, otherwise why would I call her Luo Saosao..."
Bian Xianglan rolled her eyes angrily and said: "Sir! The Hu family's mother and daughter have already decided. Since most of the people here are Lantai fellows and acquaintances, they plan to stay in the palace to repay their kindness. How do you decide to arrange it? Do it as a small or small job?
people?"
"Follow the master's arrangements!"
The mother and daughter of the Hu family came forward and knelt down. Aunt Luo smiled evilly and said: "Hu Lingzhi is not bad. I think it is quite suitable to be a Shuyuan. I can just use it in the small room and serve the big room in the whole room. Mother and daughter can serve each other inside and outside."
, no one is jealous of anyone!"
"Nonsense!"
Bian Xianglan glared and said: "How can there be any reason for a biological mother to marry her daughter? You have screwed up my mind even though I am not wrong. One of them must be inside and the other outside. No matter how they are used, they cannot be used together. If you tell others, let them know.
What a joke!"
"Lingzhi! You are very beautiful, but you should find a good man to marry..."
Zhao Guanren said something that stunned everyone: "I didn't save you just to sleep with you, not to mention that the risk of my mission to Kyrgyzstan is very high. If you really don't want to get married, you can wait here for me to come back, but if I can't come back...
You all should be mentally prepared!"
"Bah, bah, bah..."
The women spat on the ground one after another, and Zhao Guanren laughed and walked to the restaurant.
"Master! Wait a moment..."
Bian Xianglan caught up with him and pulled him to the side hall, wondering: "Why are you talking strangely today? So many ladies are happy, but I can't see any joy on your face. Instead, you talk about dejection. Did it happen?"
What happened?"
"Daughter-in-law! You still have a connection with me..."
Zhao Guanren gently held her face and said: "From tomorrow onwards, you will lead the team to train. Everyone in the house must be able to use a knife, archery, and chop people. I will give you another "Secret Book of Survival". You
We need to make everyone memorize it and learn it flexibly!"
"Is it so dangerous?"
Bian Xianglan looked at him in disbelief. Zhao Guanren nodded and said: "The corpse poison finally fell into the hands of Ji Guo. If the corpse plague spreads, it will soon affect Dashun, so we must make all preparations. Taking precautions is the only way to win."