"I have horns on my head and a tail on my back. No one knows how many breasts I have..."
Zhao Guanren stood comfortably on the carpet. A palace maid knelt in front of him with only her bellyband on. She carefully tied his belt and said with a sweet smile: "Master! You will be in a good mood now. We, the master and servant, will accompany you for a walk." Let’s go shopping and buy some new year goods, okay?”
"Master! Raise your hand..."
A dignified lady came over and gently helped Zhao Guanren get dressed. As a result, the door to the room was pushed open before he finished speaking.
"Hey~Sister Shen! You are really capable, forcing me to sleep with you until midnight..."
Qian Guiren came in with his maid, took off his shoes and walked on the carpet to help. Shen Guiren smiled and said: "Master, come here, I will sleep, go to you, you will sleep, you have more tricks than the other, how can I do this?" Have a good sleep!"
"Haha~ Let me tell you something big, the whole capital is going crazy..."
Qian Guiren said brightly: "Our eldest princess, Little Bailong, has grown her belly. The Ministry of Rites has informed the whole world. Even the border officials have sent people to post a notice, saying that she is more than a month pregnant, and she is still pregnant." It is said that dragons born from dragons and human beings are called little dragon people!"
"Cough cough cough..."
Zhao Guanren covered his mouth and coughed violently. He really didn't know that Long Zifei was pregnant, and he didn't expect that her belly would be enlarged in one go. What's even more amazing is that he sang "Little Dragon Man" as soon as he got up this morning. , it feels completely gratuitous.
"Sir! How do you do this with a dragon? Do you want to coil it up..."
Shen Guiren patted him on the back in confusion. Zhao Guanren took a sip of tea before saying: "You are a snake spirit. The snake spirit has to be coiled up. The dragon is the person who transforms into a human. He uses the wall-penetration technique to enter the study room and kill the dragon son." The concubine pulled her over and took off her dragon robe like a human being!"
"How do you know what Concubine Long Zi told you in the study room..."
The girls were all curious. Zhao Guanren took a fur-collared leather jacket, put it on and said: "Little Bailong likes to talk about sex. Last time I heard him Yilong bragging about how white Concubine Long's butt is. Bai, it’s like no one has ever seen a butt before!”
"Master! Have you ever slept with a dragon..."
A little maid's eyes were shining. Zhao Guanren gave her a blow and said with a smile: "Master slept with you, what a dragon. Master used to be a dragon every night, but then it didn't work anymore. The officials tightened their grip. Master can only change." I’ve played with snake monsters and vixens, and I’ve also played with cat monsters!”
"Hey~ Goblin! So scary..."
The little maid stuck out her tongue playfully, Zhao Guanren laughed and walked out. Qian Guibi quickly chased after him with her big buttocks, holding him on her arm and kept making noises, praising the child in her belly, and thinking about her son. Be the prince and son.
"Prince Jin An!"
The wives and concubines stood up to salute one after another in the large dining room. Zhao Guanren no longer allowed them to kneel down at all times, not to mention that many of them had become pregnant women. Miss Xie Er had the biggest belly, and her first-in-law girl was both fat. Made a circle.
"Come on, come on! Come here with your big belly and let me kiss you..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and waved, and the pregnant women came forward and stood in a row with smiles. They gave him a kiss on the belly one by one, and then they all sat back to the dining table. The topic immediately turned to Concubine Long Zi's pregnancy. Everyone is saying that she has a strong back.
"Master! Do you think Shi Qi will become the queen? She is pregnant with a real dragon..."
The women all looked at the only man curiously. Zhao Guanren touched Bian Xianglan's big belly and said: "Dragon people are not gods. If the Dragon King gives birth to a tyrant, won't he just swim in the sea all day long? But the times make heroes. When you become a queen,
The chances are still very high!”
"Your Majesty!"
Qiu Ning suddenly walked in from the door, wearing a black military uniform like a female military commander. Immediately, a woman shouted: "Hey! Here are the new down jackets, why don't you send them over? The female relatives are coming to our house in batches.
I’m running all this way just to feast my eyes on it!”
"You can't blame the slave family for this. The ladies have to ask the prince..."
Qiu Ning covered her mouth and smiled secretly, while Zhao Guanren said awkwardly: "The news about a traitor leaked out, and I was robbed halfway. A bunch of girls blocked me on the road, some of them pestered me, and some of them started to attack me.
Rob, I managed to get a few pieces back, but Yongning was robbed again!"
"Oh, sir! Why don't you slap them? Our family is a base for fashion trends..."
All the girls were unhappy, but Qiu Ning handed over the letter that had been sealed with fire paint and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty! The Emperor of Ji's reply letter has been approved by the Emperor at the border. Concubine Long Zi also added annotations. Just ordered
I’ll give it to you to read!”
"It's quite fast. It seems that the Emperor of Kyrgyzstan also wants to have a stable year..."
Zhao Guanren opened the envelope and checked it on the spot. Qiu Ning stood aside consciously. His wife and concubines also asked people to have lunch very sensibly. Bian Xianglan even waved and said with a smile: "Sister Ning! Let's sit down and have a light meal together. Anyway, we are a family sooner or later."
people!"
"Thank you ma'am!"
Qiu Ning sat down shyly, but Zhao Guanren suddenly laughed angrily and said: "These two emperors are just the same thing. They beat around the bush and don't talk about business. One wants to get married, and the other has already chosen someone. It seems that I
This envoy has to become a matchmaker!"
"Who is it? Does Kyrgyzstan want to make peace with Dashun..."
The women were all surprised. Zhao Guanren lit the letter with a lighter, threw it into the ashtray and said: "The grandson of the emperor of Jiguo heard that Xiao Qiao in the cigarette cartoon was based on Yongning, so he named Yongning to marry him.
As a wife, if you marry to the Kyrgyzstan country, you will be the grandson concubine!"
"Wow! This is a lot of sincerity. The grandson of the emperor may be the emperor in the future..."
A group of women were surprised again, Zhao Guanren also nodded and said: "Our emperor also felt very sincere, and agreed with a stroke of his pen, rejecting Yongning's original marriage, and Ji Guo also wanted to marry a princess. You guys
Guess who you’re marrying?”
"It can't be you, right?"
The women stood up suddenly, and Zhao Guanren said with a wry smile: "They knew that I didn't marry the first wife, but they actually asked me to go to Kyrgyzstan to get married, and then brought the princess back after finishing the errands. What our emperor means is that you don't want it for free, and if you don't like it, throw it away."
Stay inside!"
"How can this be done..."
Bai Guiren slapped the table and said: "If you don't like her, she is also a concubine in name. We will have to kowtow to her in the future. Why should we let a wild woman from Kyrgyzstan ride on the head of our Dashun woman?"
"This person is here for me. If I don't agree, this marriage will not be reconciled..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "The Emperor of Ji is wiser than I thought. He ensured that the corpse poison powder will be stored in the safest place in Ji. As long as Dashun does not invade the territory of Ji, he guarantees that not a single particle will be leaked and will not be used on other countries. So we are getting married."
It’s peace!”
"Your Majesty! But I don't think it's quite right..."
Qiu Ning wondered: "The Ji Kingdom has become stronger and stronger these years. When both sides have corpse poison fans, there is no reason for them to take the initiative to propose a marriage. At worst, they will not interact with each other. Why have they suddenly become so easy to talk to?"
Bian Yulei said: "They are afraid that the gods will punish them. Concubine Long Zizhen is so awesome now!"
"What Liuliu said is only one of them. My letter should have played a role..."
Zhao Guanren said: "I clarified the power of corpse poison in my letter. If I leaked it, they would destroy the country. Dashun did not dare to use it. Secondly, the two countries jointly established a trade zone on the border. Other countries can also join in, which will allow them to
If the annual income is increased by half, it is impossible for them not to be tempted!"
"Master! You really want to marry a Kyrgyz woman..."
A group of women only cared about their status. Zhao Guanren scratched his head and said: "Aren't you just a princess in name only? How can she force you if I say you don't need to ask for your blessing? Besides, by the time I come back, our children will all be born."
, what else can she fight for?"
"Master! It's not good..."
Yuniang suddenly ran in, pointed to the door and said hurriedly: "Princess Yongning and her mother and concubine are here. The little princess has somehow got into trouble, smashing things and benches, and losing her temper!"
"Why are you using our things to vent your anger? It's not like I asked her to get married..."
The women curled their lips in disdain. Zhao Guanren pinched his nose and did not dare to say anything. He quickly got up and walked to the front yard. From a distance, he heard the little princess yelling and cursing. He quickly pushed away the servants around him, opened the door and ran away.
Entered a side room.
"You still have the nerve to come..."
The little princess pointed at him angrily and said angrily: "You put on your pants after sleeping and ran away without saying a word to me. This time I am really pregnant. How do you want me to get married? Princess Ji Guo"
Sun is not the uncle of Xiangcheng, and he is not easy to bully!"
"Ning'er! Keep your voice down so that others can hear..."
Princess Duan anxiously pulled her aside, and they were the only two people in the room.
"You're pregnant, I don't think I can tell..."
Zhao Guanren sat over and lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "You are so impatient. You can pick a princess to take with you later and go to Ji Country with me. Once people find out that you are not a virgin, you will give the impression that you have no tutor. This
Isn’t the marriage a dirty deal? Just let your sisters take over!”
"yes!"
The little princess's eyes lit up and she said happily: "That's good. I'll just say that I let ten men do it. Let's see who dares to marry me. From now on, I will depend on your family and will not leave. My uncle will also raise his niece."
It’s a matter of course!”
"Let me just say that King Zhao has an idea, why are you so anxious..."
Princess Duan smiled and patted her, but the little princess asked again: "Hey! Why don't you come to see me these days? It's because I didn't serve you comfortably last time, or it was my aunt who couldn't do it. Please tell me the truth.
, is your seed in her belly?"
"Haha~ You are so powerful, you hit the target in one go..."
Princess Duan covered her mouth and laughed, while the little princess kicked her and touched her flat belly with an unhappy look on her face.
"Little White Dragon can't go down to earth privately, but he wants to find happiness, what should he do..."
Zhao Guanren said: "So he got on top of me and took over my body. Otherwise, how could Shiqi let me touch it? So the seed is mine, but the person did it, and he is really spiritual."
Immortal species, he didn’t sleep at Seventeen in vain!”
"I see……"
The little princess was surprised and said: "I asked why she suddenly changed her gender and settled the matter with you quietly. Then is the child she gave birth to yours or Xiao Bailong's?"
"My bloodline, his dragon soul, the two become one, do you understand..."
Zhao Guanren stood up and said, "You can't let outsiders know about this. If you tell anyone, Shi Qi will really fall out. Anyway, you have to keep your mouth shut, right! Since we are here, let's eat together. Let's go shopping together in the afternoon."
New Year’s goods!”
"Okay, okay! Let's go out and play together..."
The little princess jumped up happily, but when she opened the door, Zhao Guanren was shocked. There was a gray-robed Taoist standing in the pavilion opposite. The servants passing by turned a blind eye to him. The little princess also wondered: "What's wrong with you? Look,
What?"
"It's okay! You go to eat first, and I'll go pee..."
Zhao Guanren walked straight towards the pavilion. The other person was a living person. He could see the soul in the other person's body, but it seemed that some kind of maze had been set up so that ordinary people could not see him.
"That's right! You can indeed see me. I am worthy of being the descendant of Dachuixian..."
The old Taoist smiled and twirled his goatee, while Zhao Guanren cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Disrespect, disrespect! It turns out it was the great master I met outside the palace gate last time. I am the half-disciple of Da Chuixian, Zhao Guanren, who is known as Dongjiang Xiaotiao.
That’s right, I wonder what your surname is?”
"Haha~ What a small trumpet. My dharma name is Guoci, and I am a mortal enemy of your master..."
The old Taoist looked at him in amusement, and Zhao Guanren's eyebrows suddenly raised. He was actually Guo Ci, the top ranked person on the Heavenly List, and he was also Zhao Ziqiang's mortal enemy.