Except for Zhao Guanren, no one dared to think wrongly about the surname Jiao. Who would have thought that Guo Ci, who was older than the Dashun Dynasty, would actually make such a dirty joke in public, but the surname of Prince Jiao is
He couldn't escape, and it spread first in Zhao's mansion.
"Sit down, sit down, don't be polite, just treat it like your own home..."
Master Guo Ci waved his hands with a smile, treating himself as the master, but no one in the room dared to act presumptuously. Concubine Long Zi sat down at an empty seat away from him. Commander Duan, Yue Zhuoqun, Tan Qingning and others sat there.
There are several empty seats on the right side of the large round table.
"Ancestor! Ning'er has poured tea for you..."
The little princess was very clever and put on a cute look as she stepped forward to pour tea. Her mother took the opportunity to sit at the main table. The wives and concubines of the Zhao family could only sit in the side hall, and the only ones qualified to sit at the main table were the principal concubines.
But Zhao Guanren called Bian Xianglan over and sat down.
"Master Yue! You and I have been close friends for a long time, and today we finally have the chance to meet..."
Zhao Guanren took the initiative to step forward and salute. Yue Zhuoqun stood up and returned the salute as if he was flattered. Tan Qingning also quickly stood up and said polite words. She knew that Zhao Guanren was giving her face, otherwise she would not have approached Yue Zhuoqun at this time. Yue Zhuoqun was the person with the least status at this table.
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"Small speaker! I look down upon you..."
Master Guo Ci suddenly shook his head and said with disdain: "I have always believed in following the Tao naturally and doing whatever I want. I don't see any hypocrisy. Don't you just fall in love with someone else's disciple? Don't you just want someone to share your surname with Jiao?
Can’t you just say no?”
"You're wiping your ass with watermelon rind - it's endless, isn't it..."
Zhao Guanren stared at him angrily, and everyone at the table changed their expressions in fear. No one thought that he would dare to be so arrogant to Guo Ci. Even Concubine Long Zi opened her little mouth like an egg. She was not shocked that Zhao Guanren had no rules, but
There are not many people who can piss him off.
"Tsk, tsk~ Your skills are not good, they are far worse than your wicked master..."
Master Guo Ci smiled calmly and said: "Let everyone see your virtue. You are rubbing the butt of a female disciple while you are talking to the master in official terms. Let me tell you, any marriage contract that does not aim at love will not be successful at all."
It’s a hooligan act!”
"Come on, come on! Come out, old gangster, let's have a good fight today..."
Zhao Guanren rolled up his sleeves in annoyance, but Master Guoci said with a smile: "You should just draw a circle and curse me. Your trick won't work on me. Besides, I am even afraid of myself if I am ruthless."
, I will probably beat you until you call me daddy!"
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren suddenly laughed and said: "Why do these clichéd words sound so familiar to me? It turns out that you are carrying old grievances and venting your anger on me, right? Okay! I respect the old and love the young, and I don't share your common sense.
, I will go to the back mountain to burn paper for you later and fulfill your wish!"
"Look! I'm right..."
Master Guo Ci said contemptuously again: "You are going to draw a circle and curse me. That's all you, master and disciple, can do. If you can't beat me, you'll beat me to death. If you can't beat me, run away. If you can't run away, just scream."
Dad, face is worthless in your eyes!"
"Haha~ Master! You drink tea..."
Concubine Long Zi felt that the atmosphere was a bit strange, and quickly stood up and pushed the tea bowl forward, but Guo Ci suddenly said: "Girl! Do you want to be the best empress in the ages?"
"Ah? I..."
Concubine Long Zi suddenly shrank her hands in fright, and everyone in the room was stunned again. Guo Ci's identity was very scary. Although he never paid attention to the affairs of the government, if he said a word to Concubine Long Zi, even today
The emperor did not dare to say no.
"What are you afraid of? If you have anything to say, just say it..."
Zhao Guanren walked over and said disdainfully: "Do you know why this old guy is called Guo Ci? If the word "Guo" is added with clothes, it means naked. It means naked. Now he doesn't even want clothes. He is just blatantly showing false compassion. Don't follow him.
polite!"
"good!
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This makes sense..."
Guo Ci smiled and said: "Girl! I asked Little Sniffle the same way back then. Little Sniffle was your great ancestor, Emperor Gao. He squatted on a tree and peeked at the concubines of the previous dynasty. I asked him if he wanted to be the emperor, and he said I didn't want to.
Be an emperor, but I want to sleep with his woman!"
"Cough cough cough..."
Song Chizhu covered his mouth and coughed violently, and everyone in the room hung their heads. This story sounded really scary. It seemed that the rumors in the market were correct. If the real person Guo Ci hadn't come to help, the founding emperor of Dashun would have been dead.
It is impossible for the rebellion to succeed.
"Master! Do you think I have this ability..."
Concubine Long Zi picked up the tea bowl and handed it to him with both hands. Master Guo Ci took the tea, took a sip, and said with a smile: "I don't have to say who can inherit the throne, but you rushed here to kowtow to me, isn't it just for this?
The throne, not to mention the little speaker is already helping you!"
"You are so old, how can you speak so poorly..."
Zhao Guanren sat down next to him and said: "If I want her to be the queen, do I have to go through so much trouble? I just try my best to put Dashun on the right track and prevent the people from being exploited and war-torn. No matter who becomes the emperor,
It has nothing to do with me!”
"It really has nothing to do with you, and I agree with your position..."
Master Guo Ci put down his tea bowl and said: "But if you want to put Dashun on the right track, you must choose a wise king to head the family. Looking at the royal sons and daughters, none of them can take on this important task, so you can only choose a girl and let her take the lead."
!”
"I finally understand why Jiao bullied you..."
Zhao Guanren curled his lips and said: "People always talk about three points and leave three points. You said it all at once, thinking that you are the only one in the world who understands it best. But let me ask you, how can a sword be sharp if it is not sharpened, and how can it be refined if it does not suffer losses?
I stabbed her to the sky with a stick, and she is not just a prodigal bitch!"
"There's nothing wrong with that..."
Master Guo Ci waved his hand and said with a smile: "I have practiced hard for many years and rarely interacted with others. Today I just talked a little too much on a whim. Let's start the banquet with wine and food. Xiaoqi, don't worry about me anymore. I
You didn’t participate in the fight for the throne in the past, but you will be the same now and in the future!”
"Thank you, Master, for your teaching!"
Concubine Long Zi sat back with her eyebrows lowered and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but turn up slightly. In fact, Guo Ci had already made his attitude clear. He recognized Zhao Guanren's choice, so he believed that she was qualified to be the queen.
"Did you know that Chiba Xuan is Thai..."
Zhao Guanren looked at Guo Ci, who said slowly: "I know! His master died in your master's hands, and his dead skull was smashed with one palm. Qianye Xuan was so scared that his shit came out, but the enemy
Your enemy is your friend, so I brought him into the palace!"
"..."
Everyone in the silent room was stunned again. They thought that Guo Ci and the person named Jiao were old friends, but after a while they turned out to be enemies. Concubine Long Zi's face suddenly became strange, and she kept drinking tea with her head lowered.
"Smoke a cigarette?"
Zhao Guanren popped out a cigarette and handed it to Guo Ci. Guo Ci took it and looked at it and said disdainfully: "You are such a big boss and you smoke this. Why don't you get a 330? The Nine-Five Supreme is just fine!"
"Bang~"
The little princess was so frightened that she almost dropped her tea bowl, and the others also shrank their necks. The Nine-Five Supreme Being could only represent the emperor in Dashun. They all thought that there was something in Guo Ci's words.
"Pandan! Go get a piece of Zhonghua 666, order three sticks and burn them for the master..."
Zhao Guanren threw away the cigarette case angrily, but Guo Ci lit up the cigarette himself and said with a smile: "Your master always said back then, what you light up when you light up is your status, what you smoke when you smoke is loneliness, and when you take one puff, you will feel lonely.
Let the smoke drift away, and a few shivers will prove that your life was not in vain!"
"If you miss him so much, why don't you go find him..."
Zhao Guanren also lit a cigarette and blew it towards the roof. Guo Ci smiled bitterly and said: "I have been looking for him for thirty years with a knife. Put it down."
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Dao has been waiting for him for another thirty years. When I suddenly look back, I realize that half my life has been spent on him, but I know he will definitely come back. There are people here that he can't let go!"
"You can't wait any longer..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said with emotion: "He has come back, saved and failed before, so I came. This is the last chance. He wants to wait for good news before leaving!"
Guo Ci's expression suddenly changed, and she even said in a trembling voice: "He, where is he going? He can't possibly die?"
"How is it impossible..."
Zhao Guanren said: "When eternity comes to an end, everything has a head. He said that he has lived long enough and it's time to leave. But the so-called life is not necessarily life, and the so-called death is not necessarily death."
, maybe it just exists in another way!”
"..."
Guo Ci lowered his head and took a few puffs of cigarette. The hand holding the cigarette kept shaking and asked: "You, can you sing that song? Brother, give me a hug. He can't remember all the lyrics. Say goodbye next time."
, he will, will write the complete lyrics to me!"
"Come! Let's sing together..."
Zhao Guanren smashed the cigarette butt and sang loudly: "Brother, give me a hug and tell me what's in your heart. Tell me all your grievances and vicissitudes over the years. Brother, give me a hug. If you have tears, just shed them. Let them be buried for all these years."
The bitterness and bitterness!”
"Brother, give me a hug. If you have tears, just shed them..."
Guo Ci suddenly raised his head and burst into tears, but he was crying and singing like crazy. Everyone in the room couldn't believe it. They didn't understand what happened. A great master could cry like this, but Guo Ci's singing
Full of sadness, but also full of youthful strength.
"Oh~"
Everyone suddenly collectively exclaimed, only to see Guo Ci's white hair quickly turn black, his skinny body began to swell, and his wrinkled skin was shattered inch by inch. Under the blowing of a vortex-like airflow, Lao Pi unexpectedly
It keeps peeling off and blowing away.
"I'll go! You won't be a Super Saiyan..."
Zhao Guanren jumped up in shock, and Guo Ci also stood up at the same time. With a "chi-la" sound, the robe on his body was shattered, revealing a strong tendon. His whole body was completely rejuvenated and turned into a thirty-year-old man.
A handsome old man of many years.
"Zhao Ziqiang is right. The only thing I can afford and put down in my life are chopsticks..."
Guo Ci was only wearing a pair of big white pants and said with a smile: "I have been deceiving myself for hundreds of years, and I have never let go, but I finally let me wait. He is back, and you are back on his behalf. In my eyes, you
That’s him!”
"You can't be gay..."
Zhao Guanren covered his chest in horror, but Guo Ci smiled and said: "I am not a gay, but I have really given up now. It is time to enjoy the rest of my life. From now on, I will return to secular life and find a woman to have children.
Bring your life to a perfect end!"
"Then you don't have to run around naked, I'll introduce you to the girl..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him in surprise. Unexpectedly, Guo Ci actually jumped through the roof with a "bang" and jumped into the sky and shouted: "Only losers can go on blind dates. I want to go out by myself and bring it to you on New Year's Eve."
Look, you master and disciple are not the only ones who can pick up girls!"
"Master! When you go out, turn right to the first house. There are many beautiful girls in Song Mansion..."
Song Chizhu jumped up and shouted in a hurry, but Zhao Guanren shook his head and said regretfully: "Fuck! One of the great masters just died, and this one is perverted. The Tianbang is considered useless!"
"Master really let go..."
Commander Duan stood up and said quietly: "Master gave up the way of immortality, gave up the resentment in his heart, and spent half his life just to rejuvenate himself. Although he only has a few decades to live, I have never seen the master be so unruly. I really
So happy for him!”
Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "Life only lasts a few decades, so it's worth it to live again!"