"The peach leaves are pointed from tip to tip, and the willow leaves cover the sky. The wise man in his position, listen carefully to what I have to say..."
Zhao Guanren was sitting leisurely by the pond fishing, Emperor Shunyao and Jia Bujie were also fishing nearby. Qiu Ning and the princess and other girls were sitting on the grass not far away, drinking afternoon tea leisurely, and there were a large number of imperial guards.
Guard around the valley.
"Your Majesty! King Zhao! Someone from the Ji Kingdom is coming..."
Jin Wuming hurriedly ran in from behind, raised his hands and said: "The Minister of the Ministry of Rites of the Kyrgyzstan came to apologize in person, and brought a lot of gold and silver to pay for the fallen soldiers. At the same time, a Changdi Ji also came, saying that he wanted to help her niece.
Future husband!"
"What the hell is a ground chicken? It's a chicken that grows in the ground..."
Zhao Guanren was singing without hearing what was being said. Emperor Shunyao stood up and said with a smile: "Chang Diji is the eldest princess, the only biological sister of the young emperor of Ji. It is said that this little girl is very romantic, and men and women hang out all day long.
If something comes here, I'm afraid I'm going to beg for mercy from you!"
"Can't you?"
Zhao Guanren threw down the fishing rod and said in surprise: "I have nothing to talk about with an old woman like her. She is my future aunt in name. According to the rules, she shouldn't come to see me. Could she be trying to use relatives to block my mouth? What do you think?"
Isn’t it too simple?”
"For such a big matter, the royal family must send someone to come out, but which prince is willing to come here to accept your anger? It is impossible for an ordinary woman to show her face..."
Emperor Shunyao smiled and said: "It is just such a shameless thing that she is sent to see you at the right time. Her status is noble enough and she has seen some things in the world after being together for many years. When the time comes, she will cry and beg you to give in a little bit. Can you
Don’t you give her face as an aunt?”
"Damn! Emperor Jiwu is very cunning. He sent a girl to seek relatives..."
Zhao Guanren walked out of the mountain dumbfounded, and Emperor Shunyao and others also followed him out. Soon they came to the camp outside the valley. They saw a large luxury carriage parked outside the camp, and a group of people from the Jiguo Rites Department.
Wait outside the account.
"I have met Lord Shun Emperor, Prince Yongshi..."
The officials of the Kyrgyz Republic came forward and bowed in salute. With the relationship between the two countries having been at war for many years, they naturally could not kneel down and kowtow, not even to His Majesty. Otherwise, they would be accused of treason when they returned, and Emperor Shunyao would not do this.
Make things difficult for them.
"Since you are here to apologize, there is no need to be polite. Just apologize under the sun..."
Emperor Shunyao sat on the dragon chair carried by the eunuch. The officials of the Shun Dynasty stood on both sides in a neat manner. Jin Wuming was guarding the left and right with domineering swords. Jia Bujia sat on the Taishi chair next to him. Zhao Guanren could only hug him.
Stand beside him.
"Why do they all wear braids? What is this custom..."
Zhao Guanren poked Jia Bujia beside him. The official uniforms of the Ji State were completely reproduced in the Ming Dynasty, except that their long hair was tied into big braids, except that the hair on their foreheads was not shaved. Otherwise, at first glance, they would have thought
The "anti-Qing and restoration of Ming" campaigns were successful.
"The royal family of the Jin Kingdom in the previous dynasty came from the grassland..."
Jia Bujia turned his head and said: "It is their custom for men to wear braids and shave their foreheads. Zhao Ziqiang couldn't stand that hairstyle. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the Seventh Princess changed into the official uniform of the Ming Dynasty. Like us, she did not shave her head, but wore braids.
The habit remains!”
"Wait a minute! My eldest father-in-law, could you please allow me to interrupt..."
The luxury carriage was suddenly pushed open a crack in the door, and a sweet voice came out from it. Everyone was startled. After looking around in confusion, they realized that they were calling the emperor, but they were using the in-law route.
"What's the matter? Tell me..."
Emperor Shunyao looked at Zhao Guanren and smiled, with an expression that I knew he would have.
"Haha~Thank you, my eldest father-in-law..."
Changdiji said in a sweet voice: "My little sister is a member of the palace, and it is not convenient to meet outsiders. But Ruoqing and I feel like sisters, so we came here to meet her future husband-in-law. I hope to invite my niece-in-law to get in the car and have a chat."
And forward a letter home from my royal brother!"
"Your Majesty! You
Let's chat, I'll get in the car and have a cup of tea..."
Zhao Guanren walked over dumbfounded. The old ladies were indeed here to meet relatives. But when he walked to the carriage, Chang Diji smiled sweetly and said: "Take off your shoes! The car is very clean, and there are only good things in the car."
Wine, no tea!”
"Hiss~"
The officials of Shun Kingdom suddenly took a breath of cold air. As they spoke, they saw the car door being pushed open. A palace maid in a pink skirt was kneeling inside the car door, but there was actually a pair of beautiful bare legs lying across the door, lazily resting on the small table. They were shocked.
Emperor Shunyao's eyes widened.
"Uh~ Is your folk custom so open? Can your legs be exposed..."
Everyone in the Shunguo Rites Department was dumbfounded, but the Minister of the Jiguo Rites Department said sternly: "What's so strange about this? Short skirts only need to cover the knees. Besides, your national custom is called openness. Half of the chest is exposed, and both sides are exposed."
How can a private thing like breastfeeding be seen by outsiders?"
"No, no!"
A minister of Shun State waved his hand and said: "Breasts are the food bowl for raising people, not men's playthings. Showing a small piece is to remind the world not to forget their roots and to be kind to mothers and filial to sons. Hiding and tucking them is dirty. Legs are the home of men."
How can you allow outsiders to covet your playthings?"
"Wirth, nonsense! Sages often say that hard work leads to wealth, and the limbs are the foundation of human beings..."
"Nonsense! Haven't you ever had breast milk? Who didn't grow up with breast milk..."
"You are just talking nonsense, full of fallacies..."
The etiquette ministries of the two countries were suddenly quarreling and their faces were red. They were spitting at each other in the air, but Zhao Guanren was sitting beside the car and said with a smile: "It's none of your business what they show, and they don't force your wife to show her breasts or thighs. Money can't buy it."
I do!"
"Haha~ These two gangs of sanctimonious rotten scholars have been thinking about the flesh of women all day long..."
Chang Diji laughed in the car, and the officials of the two countries fell silent. But Zhao Guanren took off his boots and smiled again: "In the future, those who want to see legs will go to Ji State, and those who want to see breasts will go to Shun State to enjoy the mountains.
Water looks at beauties, what's wrong with feasting your eyes?"
"Your Majesty is right!"
The officials of the two countries bowed and saluted, and Zhao Guanren also got into the carriage. The palace maid in pink skirt walked out and closed the door. However, after Zhao Guanren sat down, he was stunned and said in surprise: "You are afraid... the two countries
Mixed race, right?”
"Haha~ Don't you want to feast your eyes? Wouldn't it be better to fulfill your wish..."
Chang Diji leaned crookedly on a pile of soft cushions. She was actually only wearing a black gauze dress, a white tube top on her upper body, and only a narrow blanket covering her waist. She was mature in her thirties and had grown a lot.
He has a relatively neutral face, generous and somewhat heroic.
"I don't care, I won't suffer anyway..."
Zhao Guanren leaned back on the cushions at the back, lit a cigarette generously and looked at her beautiful legs. This Chang Di Ji was definitely a first-class unrestrained woman. No other brothel girl dressed like her, but she only had 2 views on her head.
It doesn't match the reputation of being romantic.
"Haha~ You Shunguo men all like to look at legs. Auntie's legs are pretty good, right..."
Chang Diji put her legs on his legs, held up her chin with one hand and said with a smile: "My good niece is very lucky this time. She has found such a handsome husband, fought a good battle, and composed a good poem.
If she hadn't beaten you to it, my aunt would have wanted to marry you!"
"Tsk, tsk~ Look how dirty your feet are..."
Zhao Guanren pinched one of her big toes and threw it aside with a look of disgust on his face, saying: "Everyone says you are romantic, but I don't think you are really romantic. Let's talk about something vegetarian and don't do anything pornographic.
Yes, you can’t talk to me about dirty things!”
"Haha~ You are really interesting. I like you more and more..."
Chang Diji pulled up the blanket to cover her body and said, "It's just a test of your character. No matter how romantic I am, I will never steal my niece's son-in-law. Besides, everyone is saying that you are a Zhongshan wolf. If you succeed, you will be rampant."
, Auntie just wants to see if you are really crazy, and don’t harm my little niece!"
"Huh~"
Zhao Guanren blew smoke at her and said with a smile: "We are all here for the occasion. Stop doing this and just talk about the topic!"
"It's not my brother who forced me to come here. It's the devil who came here to embarrass you, but don't you just want to give an explanation to your subordinates? I brought the heads to you, Minister of War, General Feihu, etc..."
Changdiji picked up a long jade cigarette holder, put the cigarette in and lit it, took two puffs, and said calmly: "My brother suspected that it was Kshatriya who did it, but they didn't leave the head and tail. If you think these few
A human head is not enough, so go pick one out and I will ask my brother to chop it off!"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "I want Gay San's head. Do you dare to chop him off? You've been talking nonsense for a long time!"
"You just need to know. What's so great about the emperor? He's just a decoration..."
Chang Diji rolled her eyes and waved her hands: "My daughter has already been compensated to you, and that's all he can give. I think you still want money. I'll help you get a little more, and I'll take 30% of it, how about that?"
"Are you short of money?"
Zhao Guanren looked at her, and Chang Diji sat up and said, "How come you're not bad? You really think I'm pretending to be charming and show off to others. I'm not coming if it's not for the money. Go ask the Ministry of Etiquette for 50 million taels."
, I will do my best to promote this!"
"Cough cough cough..."
Zhao Guanren was choked and coughed, and said funnyly: "Can you rely on some knowledge? Ji Guo's annual income last year was only more than 80 million taels. If I dare to ask for it, your brother has no money to give it!"
"Alas~ If the price is raised by the sky, why don't you just sit down and pay back..."
Chang Diji lay on the small table and said: "You want five thousand, and he pays back one thousand. I will ask for another thousand for you. The court saw that it was so much cheaper, so you can get twenty million, and besides the money, you
What else can you ask for? You don’t want territory!”
"Sister-in-law! It's your family that is the stinker on the street now, not me..."
Zhao Guanren said: "Your ministers rebelled, and everyone thinks it was your brother who did it. You guys are scolding your mother. If you want to silence others, there is only one thing that can be done. The two countries will form an alliance and make Bashan a neutral trade
District, benefiting the people and extending blessings to future generations!"
"This won't work! In Daji's territory, we won't give in an inch of land..."
Chang Diji waved her sleeves and said: "I tell you the truth, my brother is willing to form an alliance, but the maximum compensation is five million taels. You can choose whoever he can kill. If this matter cannot be negotiated, I will have to go to a remote place to live."
For half a lifetime, you have to agree even if you don’t agree today!”
"Ha~ You still want to hold me hostage..."
Zhao Guanren looked back funny, but did not find any ambush masters, but Chang Diji suddenly tore the gauze clothes on her body and suddenly twisted her long hair into a chicken coop.
"Wait a minute! I have something to say..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly felt something was wrong, and hurriedly rushed over to pull her away. Unexpectedly, the little girl hugged him instead, leaned back and opened the car door.
"..."
The eyes of the civil and military officials of the two countries suddenly bulged, and even Emperor Shunyao stood up suddenly. He saw Chang Diji lying half of her body on her back outside the car. Zhao Guanren pressed the car door with one hand, hooked her neck with the other, and pressed his whole body on her.
It looked like he was dragging her into the car.
"Pa~"
Zhao Guanren suddenly received a slap in the face. Chang Diji pushed him away violently, fell off the carriage, and lay on the ground crying. The maids quickly carried her into the tent.
"Shameless! Shameless especially..."
All the officials of the Ji Kingdom cursed in anger, and Emperor Shunyao rushed to the carriage and said anxiously: "Are you crazy? She is your aunt in name. If you bully her, they will definitely punish you."
Enter it into the history books and make you infamy for eternity!"
"I was so careless that the boat capsized in the gutter..."
Zhao Guanren said with grief and annoyance: "I think she is a descendant of the royal family, so why should she save face? She would actually use such a dirty trick. It's so fucking unconscionable!"