"Haha~ Hello two beauties, my surname is Zheng, Zheng Yijian, the first of the four great talents in Jiangnan..."
Lu Datou bowed with a playful smile, Qiu Ning folded her arms in disgust, leaned against the warehouse door and nodded lightly, Luo Tan also said expressionlessly: "Go in! Our master said, you are interested.
Take whatever you want!"
"Please help me arrange two palace ladies, the kind who can sleep with me. I'm not used to sleeping alone..."
Lu Datou walked into the warehouse with a smile. The floor was full of treasures seized from Longtan and things moved from Bashan Pagoda. He directly bought two large wooden boxes and picked them here and there as if shopping.
The two boxes are full.
"Young slut! You're so rude..."
Luo Tan's face turned cold in annoyance, and Lu Datou said with a smile: "You're being polite, you two are new here, don't you know, I am the famous Director Lu, when the boss goes out, I carry the bags, and when the boss opens a room, I buy the apartment.
, I pass the knife to the boss when he kills him, except for women, I am never polite to the boss!"
The two women were surprised and asked: "Who are you? You dare to say that we are new here?"
"Didn't I tell you that he is Director Lu of Dongjiang Congliang Office, specializing in broken shoes..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly appeared at the gate and jokingly said: "Director Lu 996, women are always among the crowds, and they are either widowed or widowed. He is the first to eat and the fastest to run away. He never carries money in his pocket. A box of condoms lasts half a year.
Always be on the front line of prostitution!"
"Isn't it insulting? Giving money is a serious illegal and criminal act..."
Lu Datou picked up a small box, walked out and said cheekily: "The two secretaries helped me collect the box. They are all my private money. Don't forget my maids. I'd like to bring a few more."
It’s okay, my advantage is that I have a good waist!”
"Let's go! Let's go pick up the skewers..."
Zhao Guanren patted him on the shoulder and laughed. The two women hurriedly caught up to Zhao Guanren and asked in a low voice: "Master! Is this the Lu Datou you mentioned? We feel that this person does not seem to have a proper appearance. His eyes are sunken.
You can’t even pull it out from a woman’s body!”
"Who doesn't have two good friends? How can a serious person look so sexy..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "Lu Datou can't handle big things or small things. His only advantage is that he is tight-lipped and loyal. Don't leave serious matters to him, but you have to listen to him for life-threatening matters. He has the instinct to run away."
You can’t even compare to me, do you understand?”
"I understand! We are just friends with each other, haha..."
The two girls held his arm with smiles and walked out. When they went out, they saw a barbecue stall set up in the small garden. The two princesses were leading the maids to barbecue, but a strange fat woman came out to greet him, holding a baby in his hand.
Baby, followed by a chubby maid.
"Boss! Let me introduce to you, this is the Xu family, the eldest wife of my family..."
Lu Datou walked over arrogantly. In fact, his wife was not ugly. She was white, plump and very handsome. She was wearing a couple's outfit of the same color as him, but she was almost as tall as Lu Datou. She looked like an eagle standing next to him.
The feeling of catching a chicken.
"Hey~ sister-in-law! This is your son, he is so cute..."
Zhao Guanren walked over and teased the baby in surprise. Mrs. Xu was flattered and curtsied, but Lu Datou said: "Tiger lady, if she doesn't lay eggs, she will be of no use. This box is a meeting gift given to you by the Prince Consort. Take it."
Go home and make a fortune!"
"Wow!"
The fat maid suddenly exclaimed. After Lu Datou opened the alley in his hand, there was actually a box full of gold ingots. She took it and almost failed to hold it. Mrs. Xu was surprised and happy and thanked her repeatedly.
"I'm telling you, men are going to take concubines..."
Lu Datou straightened his back arrogantly, only to see his wife's eyes twitching, but then he retracted, looked at Zhao Guanren, and said sadly: "
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Master! I don’t object to you taking a concubine, it’s just that the vixen has ruined the family tradition. I’d rather help you find it. You two should be satisfied, right?”
"Are you trying to keep a concubine for me? Are you helping me open a pig farm..."
Lu Datou pointed at her and said: "Let me tell you, you can never threaten me with the black household again. From today on, I will be a member of Shunguo. If you keep talking to me, I will go to Shunguo and become the king of the county. I will kill you directly."
Divorce, so that you will never find me!"
"You dare to divorce me, you heartless man, I will fight with you..."
Mrs. Xu suddenly pushed the child into Zhao Guanren's arms, and kicked Lu Datou with her big feet. Even Zhao Guanren felt the strong wind with her powerful skills. Lu Datou flew out with a "swish", and was chased by the fat lady.
The garden screamed.
"Press to the ground! Tie them up..."
Zhao Guanren held the child and sat next to the barbecue stall. The child, who was not yet one year old, seemed to be used to it and giggled at Zhao Guanren. The princess and the maids all ran over to tease him.
"Ah! Whose child is this? His eyes are so big..."
The Crown Princess suddenly led people over. She had freshened up and dressed up. She came over to tease the child like a normal person, but her eyes never dared to look at Zhao Guanren.
"Your Majesty, the King of Shun, bullies others. He has no way to do it. I will not live..."
The fat woman was tied up by the female guards and thrown to the grass, crying. Lu Datou quickly hid behind the guards, covered his face and roared: "Look at you, you are like a pig, you can't even throw yourself into a well.
I must divorce you today!"
"Princess!"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "I don't understand the laws of Kyrgyzstan very well. If a wife is jealous because her husband wants to take a concubine, so she beats her husband in public, what should be done?"
"That's okay!"
The Crown Princess said sternly: "Such a shameless jealous woman will be punished by the Yamen with a cane of thirty, and she will be immediately sentenced to divorce. A divorce note will be posted in front of her parents' door, so that her whole family will be unable to hold their heads high!"
"..."
The fat woman immediately fell silent, but Zhao Guanren said again: "Your husband is a docile citizen of my country. You are considered a docile citizen of my country when you marry him. It is not an exaggeration to sentence you to exile. No matter which country you are in, you will ask for it."
If nothing else, I think it would be better for a jealous woman like you to retire early!"
"Bring me a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, I will write a letter of divorce now..."
Lu Datou raised his hand angrily, and the fat woman cried out in fright: "Master! The slave family is wrong, don't divorce the slave family, the slave family will no longer prevent you from taking concubines, you can take in whoever you want, the slave family will never stop you from taking concubines.
I won’t hit you anymore, otherwise I’ll be struck by thunder from heaven!”
"Go back to the house and don't embarrass me..."
Lu Datou rushed up and slapped her in the mouth. The fat woman didn't dare to let go. After being let go, she obediently ran upstairs with the maid, not forgetting to bring a box of gold ingots with her.
"It seems that you still have feelings for her..."
Zhao Guanren handed the child to Lu Datou jokingly. Lu Datou sat down and said with a smile: "My requirements are already very low, but she just doesn't know how to praise her. Not because she gave me a precious son, I will give him a chance earlier."
Mom, divorce her!"
"Brother-in-law! Do you think there's anything else wrong with me? If not, I'll go back to the palace..."
The Crown Princess lowered her head and looked at the ground, her ears turned red unconsciously. Zhao Guanren poured a cup of tea and handed it to her and said: "Drink a cup of tea to moisten your stomach. Chang Di Ji should be here soon. Let's listen to her first."
Say, you should sit down and have something to eat too!"
"Why!"
The Crown Princess led the palace maid to sit at the table. Lu Datou also asked people to send the child back to the house. He took the initiative to walk to the barbecue grill and said: "Your methods are not professional at all. I am a barbecue professional. I will grill the eggplant first."
Give it a try!"
“Can’t bake!”
The princess suddenly raised her head and exclaimed, suddenly seeing Lu
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Datou took a whole green eggplant, and she smiled awkwardly and said: "Haha~ I am a little... a little tired of the smell of eggplant. Let's bake it with something else, okay?"
"Okay! Let's roast the radish then..."
Lu Datou nodded in confusion. Zhao Guanren almost suffered internal injuries when he suppressed his laughter. Naturally, he did not help the Crown Princess take out half of the eggplant. He asked a head nurse to do it, but he had seen the miserable condition of the eggplant. The Prince
How could the concubine still have the nerve to face him?
"Yunxuan!"
Ye Jier hurriedly ran in from outside. Zhao Guanren and the Crown Princess hurriedly greeted her. Ye Jier said angrily: "Qingshu Xiaoguan was closed ten days ago. It should be because they found that you helped me take out the poisonous insects. They
The user stickers used are all fake!”
"No one was caught?"
The Crown Princess quickly led them into the pavilion. Ye Jier shook her head and said: "Not a single one of them is left. I don't even know where to find them. Something happened in the palace. Two maids and eunuchs are missing. After careful investigation,
It wasn’t until later that I discovered that someone had drugged Yongning!”
"What?"
Zhao Guanren was shocked and said: "Who drugged Yongning, and what kind of drug was administered?"
"The emperor's grandson also drank something like Ecstasy..."
Ye Jier said: "Someone drugged the tea. They both went into the house and drank from the same pot of tea, so Yongning did not resist. But the emperor's grandson was poisoned and went crazy after drinking the tea. The emperor was already angry.
I personally chopped off two female officers, this time I was really too outrageous!"
"What's the use of slashing people? Those who get slashed are all kept in the dark..."
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "Don't you even do inspections in your harem? This kind of thing can be brought into the harem. The emperor also told me that corpse poison powder is very safe. I think his head is not safe!"
"These people are very cunning. They mixed ordinary medicinal materials a few times and turned them directly into ecstasy..."
Ye Jier said helplessly: "Everyone is now in a state of war. Everyone has been pulled out for strict investigation, even the concubines in the harem. But there is still bad news. Zhang Tiansheng, who was promoted to the epidemic prevention official, disappeared. The Yamen said that he was missing yesterday."
He just didn’t come, and even when I sent someone to look for him, he didn’t show up!”
"Oops! We're in big trouble now..."
Zhao Guanren said solemnly: "Zhang Tiansheng shouldn't run at this time. He should have run away long ago. He was afraid that he still had some corpse poison powder in his hand and someone would kidnap him to get the poison powder. Did he still have it?
A brother is in Kyrgyzstan?"
"Brother? I haven't heard of it..."
Ye Jier wondered: "The spies in Jinyi brought him from Shunguo, but he was intercepted and killed on the way. He arrived at the border disguised as a beggar and strongly requested the border army to send him to Beijing. When he met the emperor, he only said that he had been bullied by a dog officer.
, I want to come to our country to make a difference, but I have never mentioned my brother!"
"How much corpse poison powder did he give you?"
"It's filled in a small porcelain bottle, a little more than half full..."
"Damn it! I underestimated my enemy..."
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "I should have looked for him as soon as I came. That boy is lying. He has at least a whole bottle of poison powder in his hand. He has definitely been captured or taken away. You should quickly call a group of reliable Jinyi guards." , take me to his house immediately to search!"
"I can't get away from here, and everything in the palace is in chaos..."
Ye Jier took out a gold medal and handed it to him and said: "I will ask my confidants to take you to investigate. Jin Yiwei has already screened us. There will be no more problems. My confidants are also old people. Liu Piao You can also trust Piao, she belongs to the prince!"
"I knew it!"
Zhao Guanren took the gold medal and glanced at the princess. Liu Piaopiao was sleeping on her husband's bed. However, he walked out without saying anything and shouted: "Big head! Change into a neat outfit and wear a guy style." Come with me and go out to work!"
"Haha~ It's here! I've been waiting for today for two years..."