"The taste of this cucumber is very unique, it feels like déjà vu..."
More than a dozen princes and ministers were sitting at the same table. Three large pots of cold cucumbers were placed on the table. Hundreds of female family members were crowded at the small tables on both sides. Many of them lowered their heads with guilt, and some had red cheeks.
, all secretly scolded Zhao Guanren for his wickedness.
"Prince-in-law! Your cook is not clean. Why is there still hair in it..."
A minister frowned and pointed at the dining basin, and the princess at the same table said quickly: "This is not human hair. A gentleman stays away from the kitchen. Of course you don't know that some old cucumbers also have hair!"
"Yes, yes! It's normal. There are also hairy radish..."
The women nodded in agreement, and one of the ministers picked up a piece of pickled radish, threw it into his mouth and said: "The Yuan family has begun to rebel. More than a dozen female relatives have been poisoned. We are all people around the emperor. Yuan
My family is so heartbroken!"
"Fart! Who said it was us who did it? Don't spit on anyone..."
"ah!!!"
There was a sudden exclamation in the hall as the three brothers of the Yuan family strode in, followed by many female relatives.
"Hu Shangshu! What do you mean by what you just said..."
Yuan Laoer said angrily: "Anyone who pours dirty water on our family has never had any intention of rebellion, but you greedy ministers spread rumors and slander every day, and we won't feel comfortable if we don't kill you, right?"
"Okay! Stop arguing, you are all victims..."
Zhao Guanren put down the cucumber that he almost accidentally ate, stood up and took a closer look at the female members of the Yuan family, and said with a smile: "I guessed it right, these ladies of the Yuan family have also been poisoned, you really don't forget to eat but not to beat.
, why did you forget the Thai thief again?"
"What? Another Thai thief..."
"Don't you think it's strange..."
Zhao Guanren said: "The Thai thieves will be jointly attacked by the two countries, but there is no reaction at all. In fact, poison is their trump card. This is not targeting anyone, but the entire Daji Court!"
"Are you sure they were also poisoned..."
The prince frowned as if he didn't believe in evil, and Zhao Guanren stepped forward and pretended to feel his pulse, and picked out eight female members of the Yuan family one after another, and said: "Princess! Please take them to the attic and give them a pot of detoxifying tea to see if they can drink it.
It can drive out the poisonous insects!"
"Sisters! Come with me quickly..."
The princess quickly led the people out, and the woman who was poisoned before followed her out. Immediately, a minister was surprised and asked: "Why are women poisoned? Isn't this poison useless to men?"
"Qingshu Restaurant only serves women, otherwise how can we get close to the ladies..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Of course! We have reason to suspect that the gay three are in cahoots with them, so they are a bunch of gays who can do nothing!"
"Amitabha! Who farted in public? It smells so bad..."
suddenly!
Several monks strode to the door. The leader was none other than Gay San's beloved disciple, the handsome uncle Ji Xiaoshou.
"Oh~ isn't this Master Ji..."
Zhao Guanren held a cigarette in his mouth and sneered: "Why did you come here uninvited? Have you come to my place to beg for alms? Oh! I have forgotten that this was once your home. I am a dove occupying a magpie's nest!"
"Female donors! Please make it easier for us monks..."
Ji Xiaoshou stepped aside with a smile on his face, and all the female relatives in the room knew that something big was going to happen. They all hurriedly left the hall with their heads lowered, leaving only Ye Ji'er and Ye Ruoqing's aunt and nephew.
"Amitabha! We enlightened people don't speak secretly..."
Ji Xiaoshou led the three disciples in slowly, came to the big table and said with a smile: "We will not talk about the right and wrong here. It is an old account, but there is one thing that I must clarify. The corpse
Not a single grain of poisonous powder is in our hands, not even my master has seen it!"
"Of course you haven't seen it, it's not in your hands at all..."
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Yuan Laoer stepped forward and knocked on the table and said: "We have found Zhang Tiansheng in Qinzhou. It took six good men to capture him alive. Zhang Tiansheng is already on the way back. Who the hell hid the corpse poison powder?"
Who can give birth to a son without butt and eyes!"
"Hmph~"
The fourth prince sneered and said: "The man is in your hands, you can say whatever you want. Hiding corpse poison powder secretly is something that both humans and gods are angry about. You'd better not tie yourself up!"
"Fourth! You are so stubborn..."
Yuan Laoer said sarcastically: "Both generations of the Zhang family are spies in Jinyi. The eldest brother Zhang Tianbao was killed on the way to offer poison. The second brother Zhang Tian was raised and brought back to our court to serve in secret. The third brother Zhang Tiansheng was ordered to leave Beijing. Do you want me to bring the two brothers together?"
, and their mother will be sent to you together?"
"Yuan Laoer! Don't deceive my fourth brother..."
Ye Jier said disdainfully: "If you can, just take the person alive and let us confront him in court. Isn't it interesting to make up nonsense? The emperor promised Yunxuan to destroy the corpse poison. Is it necessary to go back on his word?"
"Er Nan! It's your turn to prove your innocence..."
Boss Yuan calmly pulled his second brother, and Ji Xiaoshou smiled and said: "Chang Diji! You are becoming more and more like a female general. I admire your determination, but it's a pity that we can't handle this basin of dirty water.
, come here! Bring Shen Zhuo in!"
"You are so brave, you actually dare to capture the Jin Yiwei..."
Ye Jier slammed the table angrily and stood up. Her pale face was obviously really panicked. The prince and other princes also stood up suddenly. They saw a man wearing a hood being escorted in and kicked to the ground.
.
"If Chang Di Ji wants to ask questions, she can just ask the little monk..."
Ji Xiaoshou raised his head and said seriously: "But before taking the young monk away, the young monk would like to ask, why did Zhang Tiansheng's second brother Zhang Tianyang change his name and become Jin Yiwei Shen Zhuo?"
"What? He is Zhang Tianyang..."
Zhao Guanren stood up in surprise and hurriedly stepped forward and pulled Shen Zhuo's hood. Shen Zhuo, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, had a ball of cloth stuffed in his mouth and whined anxiously at Changdiji.
"Zhang Tianyang suffered a lot, his facial bones were broken, and his appearance changed..."
Ji Xiaoshou stepped forward and tore off Shen Zhuo's clothes and said: "It's a pity that even a change of appearance can't change the birthmark. Prince Zhao should know very well that the birthmark on his chest is shared by the Zhang brothers, and they are all officials. Ji Shun
The officials of both countries have recorded it!"
"I really didn't expect this..."
Zhao Guanren grabbed the ball of cloth in Shen Zhuo's mouth, and Shen Zhuo gasped and shouted: "What Zhang Tianyang, don't frame me, I am Shen Zhuo, who grew up in Qincheng, you dare to tie me up"
Jinyiwei Qianhu, do you want to rebel?"
"No! I saw you in Calabash Bay..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly spoke in Lantai dialect, which people in Lantai could not understand at all, but Shen Zhuo turned around and said angrily in the same dialect: "Nonsense! How could you have seen me in Hulu Bay? I..."
"Oh haha~ I'm showing my secrets! Little fellow..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and patted his shoulder. Shen Zhuo's face instantly turned pale, but Zhao Guanren straightened up and said, "I said a sentence in Lantai dialect, Huluwan is the three most difficult words to understand, of course! Shen Qian Hu’s Lantai dialect is better than mine!”
"..."
All the Ye family members were silent and looked very ugly, but the prince suddenly said gloomily: "Very good! Finally the truth has been revealed. As long as the Yuan family hands over the military power of the Liehu Army and leaves Jinling City with the Red Feather Army, I guarantee that all The corpse poison will be destroyed in public!"
"Prince! You have eaten enough..."
Yuan Laoer sarcastically said: "Whether you want to destroy it or not, it doesn't matter to us anyway. The country of Ji is your family's kingdom, and Zhao Yunxuan is here to save you. I'm not asking you to destroy the poison!"
"Since you know you are our family's king, you should get out..."
The prince said sternly: "I put my words here today, you don't have to wait for Hong Luan to die.
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, we can let go and fight, but if the Red Feather Army does not withdraw from Jinling City within a month, I will smash the corpse poison on your head with my own hands. If you don’t believe in evil, come and try it!"
"Bang~"
Yuan Laoer violently overturned a wine table, glared and shouted: "Who the hell are you trying to scare? I call you the Crown Prince. You really treat yourself as a dish. As long as you dare to hit me, you will accept it. No." If you hit me, you are my grandson, who is afraid of whom?"
"Pa bang bang..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly clapped his hands vigorously and said with a smile: "No wonder Zhao Ziqiang always says there is no winner. It turns out that this is how you seek death. For the sake of our good relationship, let me know when you commit suicide so that I can go back to my hometown with a pat on my back." I don’t want to be implicated by you!”
"Okay! Let each of you say less. I really want the whole family to die..."
Ye Jier stepped forward and said: "Brother Yuan! Let's be honest, we are all a family. Is it necessary to kill each other for the throne? Your power is no worse than that of my brother. If you become the emperor, it will be nothing more than this. It is not as good as a family." Can you please take a step back?"
"We didn't want to rebel at all. You forced us to rebel..."
Mr. Yuan said angrily: "When we were fighting against each other, we called ourselves brothers. When we were sitting on the throne, we wanted to kill donkeys and use corpse poison to threaten people. Ask Ernan, is this fucking done by humans?"
"It's not easy for Kyrgyzstan to be where it is today. It's better for both parties to give in..."
Ji Xiaoshou said: "The first house destroyed all the corpse poisons and transferred the Tabai army back to defend Kyoto. The second house withdrew all the Red Feather troops. The Fierce Tiger troops retreated three hundred miles. From now on, they will focus on fighting the enemy. Don’t forget the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, the poison almost killed you!”
"Master Ji!"
Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "What you said is very pleasant, but shouldn't you give in? A group of monks occupying official positions and the army is like what monks do?"
"King Zhao is a very smart man, why can't he see the key..."
Ji Xiaoshou said righteously: "The national teacher, the national teacher! The national protector, if my master hands over the military power, the two families will fight immediately. We are the weight to balance the two families. Whether you believe it or not, we They are all the cornerstones of protecting the country, with a clear conscience!"
"What if the second bedroom insists on having the first bedroom..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him seriously, and Ji Xiaoshou straightened his chest and said: "I will lead the charge, catch the Yuan brothers and spank them severely. This is the responsibility of our national master, and I will die without regrets!"
"Very good! Since you have such an attitude, let me say something..."
Zhao Guanren said: "If Ernan goes back on his word, I promise to open his mouth with my own hands. At the same time, I will hand over Yujiaolong to the second room. As a punishment for the first room's bad words, the second room will also be more generous and give half of the red feathers."
How about returning the army to the big house?"
"this……"
The two families all looked at each other, and naturally there were disadvantages and advantages to this, but the elder Yuan said: "I and the younger generation cannot be allowed to make the decision on this matter, so I have to go back and report it to my father!"
"We also have to start playing to the Emperor..."
The prince and others also nodded, and Zhao Guanren waved and said with a smile: "Look! You can't make the decision, and you still have the nerve to shout here. Come sit down and have a meal together. Er Nan, come and try our cucumbers. It's delicious."
Absolutely great!”
“What an honor!”
Ji Xiaoshou sat over with a smile, and the two families also sat down. After Ji Xiaoshou ate two pieces of cucumber, he nodded and praised: "Well! This cucumber is really good, refreshing and crisp, and there is an indescribable smell.
What a strange smell!”
"Eat a few more pieces if you like, and then try this plate of big radishes, they are all vegetarian..."
Zhao Guanren handed over the plate of radishes with a smile. Unexpectedly, the princess ran in in a hurry and shouted: "It's not good! The sixth aunt of the Yuan family is crazy. She bites everyone she sees and stabs her several times, but she still can't die. Shun Guo