"Sister! I appreciate your kindness, but little brother, I am powerless..."
Zhao Guanren looked at an old princess on the bed and said with a bitter face: "Don't look at my strong body. In fact, I have to urinate seven or eight times a night. My kidneys are very weak. I was just bragging when I met a veteran like you."
, I must die on you!"
"Hmph~ Look, I scared you. My sister won't eat you..."
The old princess rolled her eyes at him with an angry look, the makeup on her face fell straight away, and she said with a smile: "You know the status of my mother's family very well, and my family doesn't care about red tape. As long as you are willing to secretly marry my niece, my family will guarantee that you will be even more powerful.
!”
"What's the problem? I'll die in your house..."
Zhao Guanren nodded with a smile, and she stepped forward and handed over a list and said: "My family will do their best to search for the whereabouts of the poisonous powder. This is the suspicious list I made, as well as the secret places where the emperor often goes. Anyway, no one is there."
He knows the Emperor better than we do!"
"Your family can only look for clues. You must not alert the dead. If something happens, everyone will be dead..."
Zhao Guanren put away the paper and gave instructions. The old imperial concubine walked out of the back door with satisfaction. Immediately afterwards, Concubine Jingde opened the door. A royal concubine came in with a red face and kowtowed. She didn't dare to fart in the hall before, but now
This is both the Emperor and His Majesty.
"Next group!"
After Zhao Guanren perfunctorily left the imperial concubine, more than twenty people came in one after another. In addition to the concubines, there were also many maids. Naturally, the maids came here to reveal the news, while the concubines were the ones who stayed in bed and revealed the news. He could hear all kinds of news.
dizzy.
"The harvest is not small, I am quite busy..."
Zhao Guanren picked up a stack of lists on the table. In fact, he had expected this result. There were few women with normal psychology in the harem, and the royal family had no emotions at all.
The same applies to Princess Yongning. How could a normal woman dare to stay in the palace of an enemy country? But with someone else's child in her belly, she actually dared to seize someone else's empire. The look in her eyes when she mentioned being a queen was like someone who could swallow her life.
"Concubine Jing! There is no one here. You and Concubine Hong come in..."
Zhao Guanren put away the list and stretched himself out. Unexpectedly, a young empress pushed in the door again. It was obvious that she was a mixed-race beauty. But after she knelt on the ground, she said: "The Taiping Heavenly Kingdom and Princess Tai, please pay homage to Your Majesty."
, His Majesty’s holy bow, Jin’an!”
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren sat back again, lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "You finally surrendered. I thought you would just take a chance and hide until you gave birth to the child before running away!"
"Your Majesty! You have arrested a few seemingly insignificant people, but it has already shown that we have been exposed..."
Princess Hetai raised her head and said: "You left us alone just to catch big fish, but I don't want to die. I am the princess of the Kingdom of Heaven, and I have endless glory and wealth. As long as you can let me go."
, I am determined to reveal all the secrets!"
"Master and disciples of Ghost King Tomb died in my hands. I know everything about you..."
Zhao Guanren said with a sneer: "I don't think you have the conditions to negotiate with me. You are also looking for corpse poison powder, but you also found nothing. I am not interested in your shadow. Next year I will personally lead the armies of the two countries to destroy it.
Your little island of peace!”
"Your Majesty! I have important clues about the whereabouts of the poisonous powder..."
Princess Hetai knelt down to the table, put down a piece of paper and said: "I only obtained this clue on the eve of the war. I am the only one who knows it. I am very sure that the poison powder is found, and the poison powder is not in the hands of any official. This is
A place none of you could have imagined!"
"Gusu?"
Seeing that only the word "Gusu" was written on the paper, Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "You are good at showing off, but it's useless for you to go back. I still have to catch you next year, chop your father's head off, and sleep with you."
Sisters, your mother, and your brothers will also be sold as rabbits!"
"Actually, the King of Heaven has already prepared for the worst..."
The princess said pitifully: "If he fails again this time, he will commit suicide to thank the world. The new king will
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I will pay compensation and try my best to meet the requirements of both countries. Marriage must be one of the conditions. I am still a virgin, so I can marry you and have a baby, okay?"
"You write a letter back..."
Zhao Guanren held her head and smiled: "I personally want two eldest princesses, two princesses, and two princesses. The six people must be legitimate blood relatives. As long as they are beautiful, it doesn't matter how old they are, but they must bring 20 million.
For two dowries, you can change my surname to Qianye!"
"My, my surname is Qianye, Qianye Hui, Qianye Xuan is my ancestor..."
The princess looked at him with confusion, while Zhao Guanren said with a bad smile: "Then call me Wan Ye, go back and find a big ginkgo tree, and ask your six girls to stand in a circle hugging the tree. When will the earthquake happen?"
When will the next 10,000 leaves come?"
"As long as your Majesty does not destroy the country, we will serve you well..."
Qianye Hui showed a hint of joy, but Zhao Guanren said sarcastically: "No wonder your heavenly royal family is all mixed-race, and it's the result of borrowing seeds from others everywhere. Please tell me what clues there are in Gusu City?"
"The poisonous powder should be divided into one in the south and one in the north, and there is still a portion in Shunguo..."
Qianye Hui whispered: "The one in the north will definitely be in the important town of Gyeonggi, or even in the capital, but there is no clue yet, but the one in the south will definitely be in Gusu City. We found a man named Li Donglai, who was silent half a month ago.
He left Beijing in a hurry and disappeared in Gusu, including people and horses!"
"Li Donglai?
Zhao Guanren said suspiciously: "What's so special about this person? How could you find out about him?"
"This man is the son of the Dragon Guard of the previous dynasty. Most of the Dragon Guards inherit their father's legacy and are loyal to the emperor for generations..."
Chiba Megumi said: "But he did not become an official in the court. Instead, he ran a teahouse. His business was not good but he had no worries about food and drink. He was dull and taciturn. He still lived alone in his thirties. This kind of person is very suitable for the dead man.
Characteristics, and since he has no relatives in Suzhou, the poisonous powder is probably on him!"
"Okay! You put all the clues together and hand them over to me tomorrow morning..."
Zhao Guanren patted her cheek, and Qianye Hui walked out gratefully. Seeing that it was already past ten o'clock in the middle of the night, he came to Feng's bed in high spirits, rubbed his hands and shouted: "Two beloved concubines,
Come in and have fun with me!"
suddenly!
Two teams of palace maids lined up and walked in. More than 20 people were carrying various toiletries, a change of clean clothes, and even fun gadgets.
"I'll wipe it! There aren't so many people..."
Zhao Guanren took half a step back in shock, but Manager An walked in again and flattered: "Your Majesty! You turned over the sign of Concubine Jingde and Concubine Hong. The two empresses have finished washing. Do you think you should take off your clothes and carry them in, or let the empress do it?"
Are they waiting on you?"
"Of course, come in and wait, and the rest will follow the rules..."
Zhao Guanren decided to indulge in the emperor's addiction and sat down on the Taishi chair with a golden sword. Manager An clapped his hands and bent aside and stepped aside. The two groups of palace maids immediately knelt on both sides, lowering their heads and not looking at him, even lightly.
Keep your slow breathing consistent.
"Your Majesty has gone to bed!"
A little eunuch shouted outside the door, and the lights outside were quickly extinguished. The two ladies, dressed in beautiful clothes, were shyly helped in by the female officials. Their jewelry was even grander than when they got married. They both knelt down.
A grand ceremony of kowtow is performed on the ground.
"Get flat!"
Zhao Guanren raised his hand in a pretentious manner, trying to appear submissive to Emperor Yao, but Manager An smiled again and said: "Your Majesty! Before you finish washing, the two ladies have to kneel and cannot reach out to serve you, lest they get dirty again.
Have to wash it again!"
"Your Majesty! This servant will undress you..."
Two female officials came over. These were the two new officials recommended by Zhao Guanren. After he stood up and opened his arms, he didn't need to do the rest. More than twenty palace maids spun around like a revolving lantern and took out
Various exquisite and compact tools.
"Rinse your mouth! Pick your teeth! Cleanse your face! Wipe your armpits..."
The two female officers folded their hands
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On the chest, Zhao Guanren was supervising the palace maids expressionlessly. He was like a dummy. He was carefully wiped clean from head to toe. His teeth were picked by the beautiful little palace maid. Even the gargle was filled with ginseng tea.
"Hey! You can't wipe here, I can just do it myself..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly crossed his arms and covered his crotch, which startled the two maids. They knelt on the ground and looked at the female officer at a loss.
"emperor!"
A seemingly dogmatic female officer came over and said with a chuckle: "The harem is all your women, so why does your majesty have to see the outside world? You have to learn to enjoy it. Besides, if you don't use them, they will all be gone after the prince ascends the throne."
It would be very miserable to have to accompany the concubine to guard the mausoleum!"
"You can't take off my shorts, it's up to you..."
Zhao Guanren gestured to the two maids, raised his head and asked, "How long will the mausoleum be guarded? Has the list of guards been decided?"
"The mausoleum must be guarded until death, and we must pray, sing and dance in front of the late emperor's mausoleum every day..."
The female official said: "It is worse to guard the mausoleum than to become a nun. Even outsiders can't see it. Two of the selected concubines have hanged themselves. The crown prince bullies honest people. Concubine Jingde once offended her. She is the first
I chose Concubine Jing, and she was so frightened that she cried!"
"So you are going to guard the mausoleum, no wonder you kowtow to me on the road..."
Zhao Guanren glanced at Concubine Jingde with her butt in the air. Concubine Jingde nodded her head and did not dare to say a word. However, Zhao Guanren shook his head again and said: "This system needs to be changed. Guarding the mausoleum for one year is not enough. Let's do it."
Isn’t this a trap for people to guard them until they die?”
"Your Majesty is still benevolent. No one except you said that you want to change..."
The female officer smiled and helped him sit down, massaging his shoulders skillfully. A palace maid also came up to pick out his ears, two palace ladies trimmed his nails, and two others washed his feet and pinched them, picking out the gaps between his nails.
Clean, forcefully wash him until he is fragrant.
"Hiss~ These ears are so comfortable to pick out, and the craftsmanship is incredible..."
Zhao Guanren kept breathing in the cold air and said with a smile: "It's no wonder that everyone wants to be the emperor. The comfort alone is worth it. This craft must be passed on to the country of Shun. The skills of the girls in the country of Shun are too rough.
The concubines also rolled up their sleeves and went to work, just like those in a brothel!"
"Your Majesty! Are you also the emperor in Shun Kingdom..."
The female officer asked curiously, and Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "I don't dare to be the emperor in Shunguo. There is not a single man in the Shunguo palace. There are more than 6,000 women waiting to be fed. If you go in and walk around, you can lose a few pounds. Please invite me in later."
Don’t even go there, it’s too scary!”
"Hehehe..."
The girls let out a burst of laughter like silver bells, and soon Zhao Guanren was washed and stripped. The two ladies finally got up, undressed, climbed onto the phoenix bed and lay down in a proper manner.
The palace maids then lined up to go out. Manager An helped Zhao Guanren all the way to the phoenix bed, and then walked out with a smile on his face. The two female palace maids and the four palace ladies put down the gauze curtain of the phoenix bed and stood there again.
Outside the bed, there were two booklets in his hand.
"What are you remembering..."
Zhao Guanren sat on the edge of the bed in confusion, and the female officer replied: "Your Majesty! One record records the time of conception of the ladies, and the other records the words and deeds of the ladies, whether they have any inappropriate behavior, whether they have frivolous words or deeds, they will all be reported to you tomorrow.
Keep it in the dormitory!"
"Girls! I have not ascended the throne. You can go out and ask you to come in again..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hands dumbfounded, and the six people walked out quickly. The two empresses also breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and their two pairs of big watery eyes immediately looked over. Concubine Hong even smiled sweetly and said: "Your Majesty
!How many pounds do you want to lose tonight?"
"It all depends on the abilities of the two beloved concubines. Hurry up and serve them..."
Zhao Guanren happily lay down between the two women. Tonight was an authentic business meeting. Concubine Hong's natal family was from a noble family in the south of the Yangtze River, and Concubine Jingde's eldest brother was a military attache, but he was also a very prestigious person in the military.
, to some extent more important than Concubine Hong.