Ouyang Jin stood anxiously on the hillside and heard Lu Datou moaning in the bamboo forest. After a while, he came out with his pants lifted, carrying a yellow-stained condom in his hand, but the condom contained a
A small porcelain bottle as thick as a thumb.
"Hey~ How did you do it? Doesn't it hurt..."
Ouyang Jin covered his nose with disgust on his face, and his sister-in-law quickly covered her mouth on the horse, her two big eyes widening.
"Aren't you forced to be anxious? Fortunately, it is genuine Durex. If it breaks, I will be finished..."
Lu Datou poured out the small porcelain bottle and put it into his arms, and said: "The condom comes with its own lubricant. It doesn't hurt at all. It just feels like a bursting hemorrhoid. You will know when you try it later!"
"I'll give it a try! Wash your hands quickly..."
Ouyang Jin quickly took off the water bag to help him wash his hands, then climbed onto the horse and shared a horse with his sister-in-law. It was easy to spot lighting a torch in the dark mountains, so the two of them could only take out lighters and hold them in their hands, letting the horse walk at walking speed.
In the mountains.
"Oops! The cavalry is catching up, we can't go along the road..."
Ouyang Jin suddenly shouted anxiously, and saw that a large number of cavalry had rushed down the mountain. There were probably hundreds of people in the long dragon-like lantern, but Lu Datou jumped off the horse, drew his knife and went forward to chop down two small trees, dragging them to
A fire was set in the middle of the road.
"Dismount! Follow me..."
Lu Datou actually led the horse back and ran quickly into a winding path. With the firelight behind, there was no need for a lighter. The three of them and the two horses quickly got into the col and hid in a dense forest.
In the grass, in just a few minutes, I heard the sound of horse hooves.
"Bang bang~"
The cavalry directly used the horse's spear to push away the fire tree and continued to pursue without looking back. Ouyang Jin stood up and said in surprise: "Okay! You are quite experienced. You have been chased by others before, right?"
"This is an experience gained in exchange for human life. It was a dark time..."
Lu Datou shook his head as if he couldn't bear to look back. He led the horse and walked away and said: "If the cavalry is skilled, they will soon find out that they have been fooled. They will definitely come back to search for us, and they will block the river to prevent us from escaping by boat. We
You have to win by surprise!"
"How to win by surprise?"
"Go west! Go around the edge of Gusu City and go downstream to find a boat..."
Lu Datou walked back and forth by the light of the fire and said: "Once Cao Ruyang is caught, Yuan Laoer will know that I have taken the poisonous powder. He will definitely not be done with me, but he must not have thought that we would be so bold.
Dare to run back under his nose!"
"Aren't you brave? You are betting on whether he will block the downstream..."
Ouyang Jin reluctantly climbed onto the horse. Naturally, his sister-in-law didn't say anything. The three of them rode back along the way they came. When they were almost at the bottom of the mountain, they ran into a fork in the road. When they got down the mountain, the moonlight could barely illuminate the road. The two of them rode back.
The horse's speed also increased slightly.
"I know this piece well, you come with me..."
Ouyang Jin immediately led the way, leaving the huge Gusu City behind. After a while, he ran up a mountain road again. Ouyang Jin made three simple torches with tree branches and the hem of his robe, and ran half way in one breath.
It took more than an hour for the torches to burn out.
"No way! I can't see anything anymore..."
Ouyang Jin jumped off the horse helplessly, held up a lighter and said: "I remember there is a ruined temple ahead, let's rest in the ruined temple tonight, and wait until dawn before getting up and rushing on!"
"Come! Eat a piece of candy each, and you will be hungry tonight..."
Lu Datou took out a few and gave them to them. He led the horse and walked all the way. After crossing a small arch bridge, he saw a dilapidated temple on the mountainside. He picked up a few broken tiles from the roadside and smashed them into pieces.
Then they were all thrown in the middle of the arch bridge.
"Listen carefully to the sound of the tiles..."
Lu Datou lit his lighter and led the horse away
Entering the ruined temple, the roof of the ruined temple has almost collapsed, and the walls of the courtyard are full of holes, big and small. Only the Zen room on the side can be considered a room, and there is a broken picture in it that is bitten by insects and rats.
wooden bed.
"I'm going to feed the horses and take a look around. You two can clean up..."
Ouyang Jin led the two horses to the backyard. Lu Datou brought a pile of hay and spread it on the bed. He then took off his robe and spread it on top, saying: "Third sister! I have wronged you. You can enjoy the blessings when we get to Jinling."
, brother-in-law will find ten maids to serve you!"
"Brother-in-law!"
The third sister sat by the bed and asked coldly: "Tell me the truth, did you kill my husband-in-law? Who are they? Why did they get the corpse poison powder in their hands?"
"Your husband-in-law is not dead, he just fainted, but Yuan Laoer will not let him go..."
Lu Datou sat over and lit a cigarette, and said without changing his face: "They are the Jinyi Secret Guards, a secret unit of the Jinyi Guards. The Dead Emperor ordered them to poison themselves and kill everyone when they lost power. Your father-in-law and I
You heard what I said, they really deserve to die!"
"Will you really destroy the poison..."
Third Sister looked at him seriously, and Lu Datou nodded and said: "Of course! We are here just to eliminate the poison. All the poison powder in our hands has been destroyed, but to eliminate the poison, you cannot throw it around casually. You must have a carrier before burning it.
Otherwise it will harm everyone!"
"Brother-in-law! I know you are good to me..."
The third sister lowered her head and said: "Actually...I am willing to serve you with my sister, but my husband-in-law's life or death is uncertain. I can't be a woman who is free and easy. Let's treat each other with courtesy first, and then ask dad to make the decision after my husband-in-law comes to an end.
How is it?"
"Okay! Brother-in-law, I listen to you. Get some rest. We have to go on a journey tomorrow morning..."
Lu Datou gently helped her lie down, but he kissed her mouth. The third sister made a sound, her cheeks turned red, she hit him and turned away, saying shyly: "I just said you should treat each other with courtesy, how can you?"
You are such a frivolous person, are you so impatient?"
"Isn't my brother-in-law's kiss polite enough? Go to sleep! Brother-in-law is protecting you at the door..."
Lu Datou kissed her forehead again and patted her waist before walking out. After walking around in the dilapidated courtyard, he sat on the stone table in the courtyard and smoked a cigarette.
"Huh?"
Ouyang Jin came back holding a lighter and said with a smile: "Why didn't you sleep with your sister-in-law? It's not like your style!"
"You're injured, go and have a good sleep. It's up to you if you encounter the enemy..."
Lu Datou threw away the cigarette butt and lay down on the stone table. Ouyang Jin also sat over and said guiltily: "I'm sorry! If I hadn't mistakenly believed in the villain, we wouldn't have ended up in this situation!"
"Everyone makes the mistake of trusting villains, but my boss is so shrewd that he even overturned the wheel..."
Lu Datou smiled indifferently, but Ouyang Jin bit his red lips and hesitated: "You... why did you block the knife for me? Our friendship seems to be just average, at least it was average before!"
"My boss said that it is instinct for men to bully women, and it is their ability to protect women..."
Lu Datou looked at the bright starry sky and said: "Since you came out with me, I have the responsibility to protect you. However, I will not really protect you from the knife, I will just try my best to help you. If you want to repay me, introduce someone
Just give me a beautiful girl like you!"
"Okay! I will introduce my sister to you. She is more beautiful than me..."
Ouyang Jin nodded with a smile and said: "You can go and rest in the room. My skills no longer require sleeping. Meditating all night will make me more energetic than sleeping all night!"
"You should have told me earlier! It made me feel selfish..."
Lu Datou took out the corpse poison powder from his arms, handed it to her and said sternly: "If you meet a master, take the poison powder and run away quickly. As long as I don't have the poison powder on me, they won't do anything to me. I'll leave the heavy responsibility to you."
You're gone, I'm going to have a good sleep!"
"Go to sleep! I'm here..."
Ouyang
Jin solemnly picked up the corpse poison powder, and Lu Datou yawned and walked into the house. But as soon as he closed the door and lay down next to his sister-in-law, the third sister hugged him and said: "Don't hook up with the vixen, that woman is weird
Weird, I don’t like her!”
"What's weird?"
Lu Datou kissed her sideways, and the third sister pouted and said, "I don't know, she always peeks at you when you are not paying attention, so she must have fallen in love with you. Anyway, you are not allowed to flirt with women, otherwise I will be a widow for the rest of my life."
I won’t marry you anymore!”
"Haha~ My brother-in-law only messes with you and doesn't like anyone else..."
Lu Datou held her in his arms and talked sweetly to her, but when Sanmei was drowsy, he suddenly got out of bed secretly, quietly walked to the broken door and took a look outside. As a result, the yard was empty, and Ouyang was sitting cross-legged and meditating.
Jin has disappeared.
"Third sister! Don't talk, come with me quickly..."
After Lu Datou woke up the third sister, he put on his robe and climbed out of the broken window. The suspicious third sister did not dare to say a word and hurriedly followed him out to the backyard. As a result, there was only one of the two horses left in the backyard.
.
"Why did Ouyang Jin run away? Did she steal your poisonous powder..."
The third sister looked around in shock. Lu Datou led her quickly onto the war horse. He held a lighter and walked down the mountain from the backyard. Then he took out a signal stick from his arms. After lighting it, it was much brighter than a torch. The war horse
The speed also increased a lot.
"Wow! This is so bright, I'll hold it for you..."
The third sister took the signal baton and raised it in her hand, leaned into his arms and said curiously: "Brother-in-law! You have been guarding against Ouyang Jin for a long time, right? She is the real traitor, right?"
"No! Ouyang Jin is not from the Yuan family, he should be from the emperor..."
Lu Datou said: "Ouyang Jin is a master from a Jianghu sect. How could such a person be easily drugged by a traitor? So I gave her a Qingyan pill that reduces phlegm and falsely claimed it was a Qingnao pill that detoxifies. As a result, she
He regained his fighting strength immediately!"
"Brother-in-law! You are such a thief..."
The third sister smiled and said: "You must have mixed up the poisonous powder again, but what's going on with your boss? Why are there all traitors around you?"
"My boss doesn't trust Ouyang Jin, otherwise he wouldn't let me come..."
Lu Datou frowned and said: "But this kind of distrust is just a precaution. I'm afraid he didn't expect that Ouyang Jin really became a traitor. Fortunately, I was selling favors all the way. Otherwise, if Ouyang Jin had murderous intentions towards me, we would have been together long ago."
My life is at risk!"
"Someone!"
The third sister suddenly exclaimed, and saw the lights suddenly light up in the woods on the roadside. A war horse slowly walked to the middle of the road, followed by more than a dozen war horses, surrounding them directly in the center. The leader
It was Ouyang Jin who had just left.
Lu Datou looked back and forth and said in surprise: "Why are you blocking me here? You shouldn't be?"
"You used plant ash to pretend to be poisonous powder, but you don't know that I have seen real poisonous powder with my own eyes..."
Ouyang Jin said coldly: "The gray particles can be identified at a glance. I found out that there was a scam after I came down from the mountain. And you like to win by surprise and think that the most dangerous place is the safest. Now you want to go to the inn and take a boat."
Jiang, am I right?"
"You are such a white-eyed wolf, thank you for me working so hard to save you..."
Lu Datou shook his head slightly with a gloomy face, but Ouyang Jin said: "As long as you hand over the poison powder to me, not only will I not kill you, I will also send you across the river myself, just to repay you for your emptiness."
The love is fake!"
"These are the Jin Yiwei, right..."
Lu Datou looked at a dozen burly men, and Ouyang Jin said again: "That's right! They have been helping us contain the Yuan family. My people have not betrayed me, they are just lurking in the Yuan family as planned. The one who really betrayed you is
The sister-in-law in your arms!"
"What?"
Lu Datou was so shocked that he trembled all over and pushed his third sister off the horse...