"Where did this lamppost come from in the deep mountains and old forests? It couldn't have been brought by Zhao Ziqiang..."
Lu Datou circled the pool in disbelief. Zhao Guanren also said in shock: "Impossible! This thing is too big. Besides, why did he bring a lamppost? Besides, this seems to be an emergency street lamp. There should be something inside the base.
Battery!"
"My lord! Do you recognize this thing..."
Groluo looked at the two of them with confusion. Patriarch Ge also walked in from outside the door and stammered: "Zhao, Prince Zhao! I heard that you are a half-immortal who descended from heaven. Is this pillar lost in heaven?
We have been worshiping the gods with all our heart, and the matter of blasphemy has nothing to do with our clan!"
"Hey, hey! There's a nameplate down here..."
Lu Datou ignored their words and suddenly stepped into the pool and lifted the cloth strip on the lamppost, revealing a palm-sized nameplate. But when he took a closer look, he was dumbfounded and said: "What a shame! Dewen, this doesn't seem to be a lamp.
Instead of a column, it’s a mobile searchlight!”
"Devin? Are you kidding..."
Zhao Guanren stepped into the "fountain pool" in surprise, stepped forward and hugged him hard, and found that the large iron pillar weighed at least more than two hundred kilograms, and when he did this, many pieces of rusty iron fell from below, and the pillars also banged.
"There was a crack and collapse.
"ah!!!"
Groluo screamed in fright, and her father almost fell to the ground, but Zhao Guanren and Lu Datou were stunned. As expected, there were several thick wires in the pillars, and four old-fashioned pieces at the bottom.
The battery has rotted away from being soaked in water for many years.
"Damn! What a searchlight..."
Zhao Guanren looked at the top of the pillar that had fallen outside the pool. Broken light bulbs and glass were everywhere, and the thing hidden under a large number of colorful ribbons was a rotating bracket with adjustable angles. However, looking at the bulky appearance of this thing, there was nothing wrong with it.
Like a modern product.
"Look at the capacitor inside. It's an antique, at least from decades ago..."
Lu Datou broke open the rusty base, knocked on the thick iron sheet and said: "This is a high-power industrial searchlight. There is a cooling fan inside the iron column, but this imported thing... no! It's something from the earth.
Why did you come here?"
"It may not be our earth..."
Zhao Guanren looked at the stunned Chief Ge and asked: "Clan Chief Ge! This... sacred pillar has been standing here for how many years. Where did you get it from?"
"Yes, it's been more than four hundred years. This is a sacred object left by our ancestors..."
Patriarch Ge swallowed hard and said: "You should already know, our ancestors once went into the fairy tomb, and this sacred pillar was a treasure brought out from the underground city, but... the fairy must be annoyed that they took advantage of it, all the time
Torture us with curses!"
"More than four hundred years?"
Lu Datou was surprised and said: "The quality of this thing is really good, but why do you put it in the water? Who taught you?"
"Things have been going on for a long time. I heard from the old man that there were a few thieves who wanted to steal the divine pillar..."
Patriarch Ge said: "After the thief was discovered, he destroyed the sacred pillar. A lot of water flowed out from under the sacred pillar, and then it no longer lit up. In order to restore the brightness of the sacred pillar, we enshrined it in the spring and smeared it twice a year.
Paint it all black to prevent rot!”
"Is there a spring down here..."
Zhao Guanren looked down in surprise, and Patriarch Ge nodded: "Yes! We call it the holy spring. Children born in the tribe will bathe here, and the holy water will be equally distributed to each tribe. However, the yield of the holy spring is not high. We
Only for the elderly and children!"
"..."
Zhao Guanren and Lu Datou looked at each other, and Lu Datou shook his head and said: "I have never seen anyone seeking death like this. If you soak a lead-acid battery in water and drink it, Superman will burp even if he drinks it all day long. But they are right, this thing is
Curse of them!"
"Is it possible that the divine pillar is a curse..."
The expressions of Patriarch Ge and his daughter both changed. Zhao Guanren
He shook his head and stepped out of the pool. When he saw the crowds of people outside the door and the sky was already dark, he took out the flashlight from his waist and turned it on to shine into the sky.
"Wow!!!"
A tsunami-like exclamation resounded through the valley. Tens of thousands of Wu people suddenly knelt on the ground, and some even shouted with tears in their eyes: "The divine light pillar has come on. It has finally come on. God has favored us again.
We, the Uzbek people, have finally been forgiven!"
"My lord! It turns out that you also have a small divine pillar. Can you save us..."
Groluo knelt on the ground and trembled with excitement. Her father knelt on the ground and kowtowed violently. Even the people in the eight major cities were so shocked that they all knelt down. Only Ouyang Jin said disdainfully: "You dare to steal Thor's hammer, but you still stole it."
If you don't curse such a big man, who would you curse?"
"Woo~"
Groluo cried and said: "We don't know, we people in the mountains don't understand this, Your Majesty! Please save us!"
"Groluo! Fortunately you came to beg me, otherwise you would have just waited to die..."
Zhao Guanren put away the flashlight and said loudly: "This is called committing a sin and not being able to survive. What your ancestors stole was a sky lantern, a street lamp that guides the dead to heaven. You stole other people's lamps. How can people go to heaven in vain? There is no way.
It would be nice to destroy all nine of your tribes!"
"Oh! I know..."
Black Jade Lotus suddenly exclaimed: "No wonder our city can't give birth to a son. It's you who stole the sky lantern so that the dead can't go to heaven and be reincarnated. Naturally, we don't have a son to give birth to. You thieves are really harming others and ourselves."
!”
"Having a son has nothing to do with heaven. Don't blame Newton if you can't poop..."
Zhao Guanren took a step forward angrily and said: "You Eight Great Walls are also stupid and bold. You dare to set up your home next to the Immortal Palace. If I hadn't come to Big Python Mountain, I wouldn't have known that Sun Dasheng was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace and captured the immortals.
The fragments of the palace actually fell on Mingyang Mountain!"
Black Jade Lotus was stunned and said: "What do you mean? What are the fragments of the Immortal Palace?"
"The Monkey King, the Monkey King, has never heard of him fighting to defeat the Buddha..."
Zhao Guanren said nonsense: "Ten thousand years ago, Sun Dasheng singled out a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, and smashed a corner of Yuhuaxian Palace with a stick. The fairy and the fragments fell into the mortal world, creating a big hole in the ground.
As time went by, it was slowly buried, and it turned into the fairy tomb you call it!"
"oh!!!"
Everyone looked like they suddenly realized, feeling that the mystery that had been bothering them for many years was finally solved. Black Jade Lotus even subconsciously asked: "Then, will the fairies blame me for living next to the fragments of the fairy palace?"
"There are neighbors next to your house. Would you blame it? I certainly won't..."
Zhao Guanren spread his hands and said: "But if your neighbor comes to your house to break open the door and tiles, even if he doesn't steal anything, you won't let him go. If I'm not wrong, you must have done nothing good in these years. Otherwise, how could you curse him?"
If you don’t have children and grandchildren, if you can’t give birth to a son, you will end up with no descendants!”
"..."
The faces of the people in the walled city suddenly turned pale, and a female man cried on the spot: "I'm just telling you, don't covet the fairy's treasure. If we hadn't gone out to the mountains to borrow seeds, our Tianji Palace would have been extinct long ago, and there would be no men left to continue.
Incense! Woo~"
‘Tianji Palace?’
Zhao Guanren was moved in his heart and said: "Black Jade Lotus! As the saying goes, heaven's secrets cannot be leaked. I was led here by the heavenly palace and was completely confused. It was only when I saw the sky lantern that I suddenly realized it. And you mere mortals dare to covet immortal weapons. Who will give you the answer?"
How courageous are you?"
"I and we don't know either, but we don't dare to disobey the orders of our ancestors..."
Black Jade Lotus knelt on the ground hesitant to speak, and Zhao Guanren said again: "You should go into the house and think about it, and then come to me after you think about it clearly, but I tell you, fairies will turn into vicious corpses if they die underground for a long time.
, Mingyang Mountain must have become a ghost mountain!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your advice!"
Black Jade Lotus climbed up in fear and led her subordinates to the wooden house not far away.
, but Groluo hurriedly asked: "Your Majesty! Can the curse of our family be lifted? Will the gods forgive us?"
"Having punished you for almost five hundred years is enough..."
Zhao Guanren put his hands behind his back and said: "It is God's will that this king comes here. You go dig a big pit and rebury the sky lantern. Don't drink the water from the spring anymore. When you leave here, you must marry foreigners, so that you will not
There will be more freaks and hairy people!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the rescue. Thank you, Your Majesty, for the rescue..."
Groluo and his daughter burst into tears with excitement, and led the whole clan to kowtow to him vigorously. Zhao Guanren smiled and walked to the wooden house on the other side.
"boss!"
Lu Datou followed up and laughed in a low voice: "Your ability to talk nonsense is so good. You can't find any bugs, so I almost believed you!"
"It's no use not believing in evil this time. Searchlights have appeared in the fairy tomb. Is there anything more evil than this..."
Zhao Guanren took a deep look at him, pushed the door and walked into the spacious and clean wooden house. Li Zinan and Ouyang Jin guarded the door. Only Lu Datou followed and said: "It should be left by other time-travelers, this world
It’s not just the two of us who are time-travelers!”
"The people in the Walled City just said something about Tianji Palace, did you pay attention..."
Zhao Guanren sat at the tea table, lit a cigarette, and muttered: "I guess the Eight Great Walls are not the tomb guards, but a group of state-run tomb robbers. They have been looking for the secrets in the fairy tomb. I am afraid that the tomb of Queen Chunqin is also
It’s just a cover!”
"But they have been digging for hundreds of years, so they should have discovered something long ago..."
Lu Datou thought for a while and said: "No! If they entered the Fairy Tomb, Zhao Ziqiang would not have found the gold-inlaid stone. I guess they still haven't found any clues. And I think Black Jade Lotus was very frightened. I hope she will
Come to you for a showdown!"
"Black Jade Lotus is an old goblin, I'm afraid she won't confess easily..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head gently, just as Groluo walked in with a tea tray, followed by several fresh-faced Uzbek girls, each holding steaming meals in their hands.
"Your Majesty!"
Groluo put down the tea tray and said shyly: "We people in the mountains only have a simple diet, and we don't have any beautiful concubines to sleep with the prince. If the prince doesn't mind, just choose one of them. They are all clean, but... we can't do it if we are happy."
Let you take it away, I hope you will forgive me!"
"You're thinking too far, it's like you're at a loss if you borrow my immortal seed..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her jokingly, Groluo's face turned red, but Lu Datou immediately said: "I can lend you my seeds for free, Luoluo! You can sleep with me tonight, and wait until you go to Jiangbei."
, I promise I won’t treat you badly!”
"Um!"
Groluo nodded shyly, but Zhao Guanren looked at Lu Datou in surprise. This was the first time that he had tried to steal a woman from him, and he had always had Groluo's ideas all the way.
"boss!"
Lu Datou whispered: "Just let me do it this time. Groluo looks very much like my aunt. I really want her!"
"Your aunt? You are a pervert..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him in a fuss, but Lu Datou said awkwardly: "I'm not my aunt, but a good friend of my mother's. I have always had fantasies about her when I was a child. Later, she married a foreigner. I was sad for a long time. Ge Luo
Just give Luo to me!"
"Treat other girls well, this is a good girl..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and patted his shoulder. Lu Datou nodded excitedly, straightened up and said with a smile: "Oh~ Tchaikovsky is indeed here!"
"Why Tchaikovsky?"
Zhao Guanren looked outside the door in confusion. Black Jade Lotus dressed in red was walking towards him, but Lu Datou said with a bad smile: "The old female driver with fungus as black as firewood is Tchaikovsky, isn't it?
But don’t follow this old monster from Montenegro, you must hold on! Haha~”