A martial arts student was doing somersaults on the stage. The class leader clenched his fists and encouraged himself secretly. However, there was no familiar cheers from outside the stage. The stands were also much higher than the stage, which seemed a bit condescending, but
This is Prince Zhao's Mansion. If you don't enter the Prince's Mansion, you won't be able to do anything.
"Your Majesty! This is a little thought from my husband. I hope your Majesty will agree..."
A lady in brocade robes stood in the stands and handed over a wooden box with a flattering face. Bian Xianglan, who was dressed in palace clothes, sat in the center. A dozen concubines and sisters sat on both sides, lazily watching the show.
, chatting, eating melon seeds, and more than a dozen little kids running around.
"No need to be polite! There is no small matter in heaven, and the gods cannot come in..."
Bian Xianglan said calmly: "Our shrine enshrines Heavenly Father and Earth Mother, and yours enshrines the White Virgin Mother. Do you know how much difference there is? To use the simplest analogy, will the emperor and the Yamen eat at the same table?
, does the emperor care about your little money?"
"this……"
The lady froze with embarrassment on her face, biting her lip as if she wanted to beg for something.
"Go back, we really can't do this..."
Qi Guiren on the side said: "The White Holy Mother doesn't know where the wild immortal is. She looks down at her and wants to rub incense. If she is allowed to enter the shrine, how will our prince explain to the immortals? He can't even hold his head up.
, There is no Lord in heaven who is easy to mess with. If you neglect me, no one will get any good results from you!"
"Okay! Can you arrange it in heaven? Shut your mouth..."
Bian Xianglan immediately glared at her, and Qi Guiren obediently picked up the tea bowl and shut her mouth, but a maid suddenly ran in and said: "Madam! The rumbling sound I just heard is said to be the roar of two sacred birds. The sacred birds
Already flown into the palace!"
"Sacred bird? Could it be that it was sent from heaven..."
Bian Xianglan stood up in surprise, and all the concubines also stood up collectively. Bian Yulei hurriedly stopped the troupe and said: "Send someone to the palace quickly to ask. The master has not written back for a long time. Did someone from heaven send a message?"
Already?"
"Sister Yuniang has already sent someone..."
The maid pointed to the sky excitedly and said: "Two sacred birds flew over our house. Many servants saw it. Now the road is full of people kowtow. The governor of Jingzhao even sent someone to ask if it was true.
A god has come down to earth!"
"Never mind!"
Bian Xianglan said anxiously: "Sisters, hurry up and put out the incense table, take out the best tributes, and then let the virgins in the inner courtyard bathe and change clothes, burn incense and bow before coming out. No matter which deity you are, you can't neglect them.
Birds are also gods!”
"Why!"
The female relatives quickly got busy. In the past two years, Prince Zhao's Mansion has almost become a temple. The shrine receives many dignitaries every day. Ordinary people burn fire outside the wall. The wall in the backyard is smoldering every day. Even Longzi
When the concubine ascends the throne, she has to come and kowtow to her.
"Madam! I'm so happy, so happy..."
As soon as the female family members walked to the middle courtyard and gave orders, two female guards rushed in like a whirlwind and shouted: "The palace sent someone, saying that the sacred bird is the mount of our prince. The prince goes to heaven to handle errands. The Jade Emperor
So I sent Kunpeng to send them down to earth!"
"Ah! The master is back, the master is back..."
A group of girls almost went crazy with joy. Bian Xianglan, who had always been calm, screamed and ran back like crazy. She grabbed her maid and shouted: "Hurry up and dress me up, no! It's too late to wash up."
, give me a spanking and wash my ass quickly!"
"Quick! Rinse your mouth and wash your butt..."
"Pump water, pump water! It's important to wash your butt..."
"You're stupid! Go pick flowers and wash my butt. Your butt is more important than your face..."
A large group of little girls rushed around the yard anxiously, each one was busy washing their buttocks, and all the flower petals in the garden were picked off and soaked in water, but a few little girls ran out from the backyard, carrying wooden knives and wooden sticks.
Gun, looking around suspiciously and warily.
…
"Dear fellow villagers! Long time no see. No need to kowtow. Get up quickly..."
Zhao Guanren and others were riding on their horses on the way home. Ouchi guards personally cleared the way for them. People were coming to kowtow in a steady stream. The news that he was riding a bird and descending to earth had spread throughout the city, even if he said that he was not a god.
No one believes it anymore.
"Master Song! Master Song! Where is the divine bird..."
A group of petty officials pushed their way to the edge of the street. Song Chizhu, who was leading the team, said, "If you want to see the divine birds, you have to go to the emperor. The two divine birds are resting in the palace. One of their wings can cover the sky."
Blocking out the sun, you can fly thousands of miles in the blink of an eye, not to mention how majestic it is!"
"Sir! Does the divine bird want to pay tribute? We want to pay tribute..."
The junior officials all looked at him eagerly. When Lu Datou heard this, he immediately laughed and said in a low voice: "Boss! You didn't notice before, but the people from the Ministry of Rites were paying tribute to the plane, carrying a bunch of big fish and meat.
, and let the plane enjoy it slowly!”
"What's the point of paying tribute..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said with a smile: "One of the Imperial Guards ran up to the wing of the plane and licked it. He held the landing gear and said he wanted to go to heaven to complain. He was dragged away and beaten. Only then did he find out that the guy was actually a lurking shadow. He wanted to complain to the sky.
The Jade Emperor sued the rebel Bai Shayang!"
"Ha~"
Lu Datou couldn't help laughing and said: "I guess this is how the "Book of Mountains and Seas" was written. The airplane is regarded as the Kunpeng and the tank is regarded as the underlord. But if we continue to be so superstitious, I am afraid that Dashun will become a religious country and the Queen will become the Pope.
!”
"As long as the belief is not extreme, it is better to fear ghosts and gods than to be unscrupulous..."
Zhao Guanren rode his horse to speed up the march, and soon arrived at Wangfu Street. A large number of forbidden troops blocked the road, and they were able to successfully reach Prince Zhao's Mansion.
"Oh~ Boss! Is your home a park? This area is too big..."
Lu Datou gave a thumbs up in surprise, but Zhao Guanren did not expect that the area of his house had expanded several times. The entire street was his Prince Zhao's Mansion. Except for the courtyard wall, it was not as tall as the palace. There was even an arrow tower inside the courtyard wall.
and bell tower.
"If this were the capital city on Earth, I could sit at home and sell tickets..."
Zhao Guanren jumped off his horse in high spirits. Firecrackers were fired immediately in front of the palace, lanterns were decorated, and a large number of servants beat gongs and drums to welcome him out. Unfortunately, Zhao Guanren did not recognize any of them, and he did not see him until he strode into the front yard.
Wives and concubines.
"master!!!"
A large group of female relatives swarmed up, crying and shouting. The wives and concubines took their respective maids, and more than 40 people surrounded Zhao Guanren. Those who had given birth also held the child in their arms, crying and begging for a hug.
, while showing the little man.
"It's a blessing that the lady is grinding the tofu, it's a blessing that the lady is grinding the tofu..."
Lu Datou responded with a playful smile. Zhao Guanren naturally stepped forward to hug one by one. After the hug, the adults went to hug the child. The women burst into laughter and surrounded Zhao Guanren as they walked in. A bunch of little kids were also excited.
Calling daddy.
"Big head! How about it? This is the country that I conquered..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the main room, opened his arms, and touched the buttocks of the two rows of wives from beginning to end. The women were all blushing. Lu Datou naturally introduced himself with a glib tongue, pouring out free compliments in a frame.
"Xiaojie! Bring in all the local specialties..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and sat in the middle of the hall, with groups of wives and concubines standing on both sides. Ouyang Jin was a little nervous and asked people to carry things in. He also held a little tiger in his arms, and all the happy children were surrounding him.
She touches the tiger.
"I caught a pair of tiger brothers in the mountains. The older one is for the prince, and the younger one is for the children to play with..."
Zhao Guanren picked up an unknown child and said with a smile: "This is Ouyang Jin from the Han Kingdom. She was once the eldest princess of the Ji Kingdom, and now she is my concubine. Xiaojin, come here and toast to your eldest sister.
Tea, this is the eldest lady of Prince Zhao’s Mansion, Bian Xianglan!”
"Hello, madam, I am Ouyang Jin, please take care of me..."
Ouyang Jin knelt down to serve tea cautiously. Bian Xianglan sat on the chair and was kind and polite. But after taking a sip of tea, he asked: "Sir! Where are Luo Tan and the others? Why are you the only ones back? How is the war in Jiguo?
, how long do we have to fight?”
"They are all working in Jiangbei, and the winner will be determined within a year..."
Zhao Guanren smiled bitterly and said: "I can't accompany you to celebrate the New Year. I will stay for a few days before I have to leave. Jiguo's Jiangnan Road has been completely occupied. In less than three months, they will fight back. Within half a year, they can reach Tongtian River and launch an attack."
A general attack on us!"
"No way? The zombies swallowed up half of the country of Ji..."
Bian Xianglan covered her mouth in horror, and all the wives and concubines were dumbfounded. They didn't expect that Zhao Guanren just came back to see them, and would leave after the new year.
"Yes! The zombies don't need to carry luggage. They will continue to move after eating all the people..."
Zhao Guanren nodded and said: "The scale of the zombies will become larger and larger. Now I am afraid it has exceeded the 20 million mark, so I have to go to Jiangbei to take charge. However, I have found the antidote to the corpse poison. Tomorrow the whole government will
Injections one by one, I have to go back in five days!"
"Hey~ what is this?"
Bian Xianglan hugged a little boy and said sadly: "You went off to war before the child was born. After they can talk, they always ask when daddy will come back and what daddy looks like. After finally coming back, you have to leave again. This is their fault."
First time seeing you!"
"..."
Zhao Guanren looked at the children without saying a word. He was originally a lonely man, but suddenly there were so many wives and children, which made him feel very unreal. At the same time, he also understood Zhao Ziqiang. Where there is a family, there are things that cannot be given up.
"The day before yesterday, I rescued a young man in Jiangnan. He yelled that officials were not human beings and asked the dignitaries to evacuate first, leaving the common people to die..."
Zhao Guanren said quietly: "But I say that life is unfair, otherwise the efforts of our ancestors will not be in vain. The emperor also has an ancestor who risked his life to rebel, and my child will be a prince and princess when he is born, because I am also risking my life on the front line.
Where is the reward if you don’t pay?”
"master!"
Bian Xianglan held his hand apologetically and said, "I'm sorry! I was just complaining. You have the safety of the whole world on your shoulders, so just go out without worries. We are waiting for you at home!"
"Actually..."
Zhao Guanren said helplessly: "I am just a bird without feet. I can only fly in the sky all my life. When I die, I will land. So I am the one who should be sorry. I was not able to accompany you when you gave birth to your children. I hope you won't."
I regret marrying me!"
"No regrets! We will never regret..."
The women shook their heads with tears in their eyes. They were so moved by him, but Bian Yulei secretly pulled Ouyang Jin and asked in a low voice: "Sister! Did the master come back just to take a look at us? Is the war in Jiguo very bad?"
OK?"
"Yes! The corpse man attacked faster than expected..."
Ouyang Jin whispered: "Most of Ji's country is full of corpses. If Jiangbei is attacked, Shun's country will not be spared. So next year is the most critical year. Victory or failure depends on this. And his hometown
Something happened too!"
"Ah? I don't think I want to go back, do I..."
Bian Yulei stamped her foot anxiously, and Ouyang Jin said again: "Don't tell others. Although the master didn't say it, I can see that he is very conflicted. After all, the earth also has his family, so... let it be fate.