Early on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, the entire Yutian County was in a state of excitement. From a distance, a large number of Forbidden Army cavalry could be seen surging forward. It was as dark as a large tide, causing the people to avoid it in fear.
However, although the Forbidden Army is well-equipped and magnificent, in front of the dragoons, they are like a group of young soldiers. The dragoons crawling out from the dead are full of evil spirits. Both men and horses have scars all over their bodies. There are only eight thousand people.
They crushed the 50,000 Imperial Guards to death.
"Oh my God! Why are the dragoons here? People who celebrate the Chinese New Year don't make corpses..."
The common people huddled on both sides of the road in panic. Unexpectedly, a large number of white-clothed field guards appeared in the rear, escorting a golden dragon chariot. The dragon flag of the Han Empire was flying high. The common people hurriedly knelt down and made a fuss for a long time.
It was the Queen who arrived.
Fairy Villa!
A very tacky name, but a large archway blocks the only way into the mountain. Security rooms and ticket offices are set up on the left and right sides. A brown wooden sign also says - National Five-Star Scenic Area, Tickets
The price is 200 Wen, including accommodation and one fishing trip.
"I'm telling you, your good days are only a few years away..."
Sitting in the truck, Zhao Guanren pointed to a group of sons and said: "After you are twelve years old, you will have to be responsible for everything you eat, drink and poop on your own. This is the family rule of our Zhao family. If you can't get ahead by the age of twenty, you can go to the scenic spot to sell tickets."
Bar!"
"Father! If I am not the emperor in the future, how can I stand out..."
The little prince bit a piece of sugar cane and looked at him cutely, but Zhao Tiannan said disdainfully: "You are so beautiful! Your second brother can already do soy sauce. I'm sure you, the prince, can still do it for a few more years. Besides, you have the power to be the emperor."
What a great thing, sitting in the palace reading and writing every day will make you exhausted!"
"I'm afraid you've lost your mind..."
The little prince retorted: "How quickly money comes from being an emperor. If you find a capable wife to handle the affairs of the government, what books should you read and what words should you write? Have you seen our father reading and writing? When we have money, we can fish during the day."
When I go hunting and sleep with my big-assed bitch at night, doesn’t she smell good?”
"Yo~"
The eldest son of the Zhao family, Zhao Tiandong, stretched out his hand and said disdainfully: "Prince! You are so smart. You have a small body and want to sleep with a big butt. You can't even touch the girl in the dormitory. Stop talking nonsense and quickly take the money you lent me."
Pay it back to me, otherwise the compound interest will be tripled!"
"No money! I borrowed it based on my ability, why should I pay it back..."
"If you dare to default on your debt, brothers, please beat him..."
"You are the only one who has brothers. The brothers who have spent money will come together..."
Two gangs of naughty kids started fighting, and Zhao Guanren sat aside dumbfounded. When the motorcade came to a slow stop, the two gangs of kids were already bruised and swollen. After they jumped off, they split into two groups and yelled at each other. Even the girls
Run over and stand in line to cheer.
"Do you want sugar cane? One tael of silver a piece..."
The boys from Lu Datou's family came over carrying sugar cane. As a result, the two gangs picked up the sugar cane and started fighting again. The Dragon Queen got off the carriage and was not surprised. Instead, she secretly stuffed a sugar cane for her daughter and tripped the prince.
Run away happily.
"Up the mountain!"
Zhao Guanren strode towards the valley. Many houses had been built in the valley, and a splendid temple had been built in the ruined cave on the mountainside. After rebirth, Bai Ming and Xue Ji arrived first and had already
I was waiting at the gate of the temple with my baby in my arms.
"What are you doing? Are you paying tribute..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the courtyard with a face full of astonishment. Ge Chuchu stood in the courtyard with a big belly, counting the mountains of goods. She turned around and said with a smile: "This is a gift for my mother-in-law and sisters.
You can’t go back empty-handed!”
"Please
!I’m not going home to visit relatives, there are also corpses over there..."
Zhao Guanren picked up an ivory sculpture and said with a smile: "Even if there is no corpse, this thing is contraband in my hometown. If it lands on the ground, it will be arrested by the police. Don't worry about it. My mother has too much money to spend."
If you don’t lose it, you will be as rich as the country!”
"Oh~ Etiquette is light on etiquette but affection is important on others. Let's bring a few things with us so that others won't say we don't understand etiquette..."
Xue Ji forced a box of things to him, and the wives and children of the Zhao family also came in one after another. The Dragon Queen handed over a booklet and said: "This is the mission document, telling your emperor that many friends
There are many ways to form an alliance with my big man, and there will be no harm at all!"
"Okay! I will definitely take the words to..."
Zhao Guanren put away the book and couldn't laugh or cry. He really couldn't explain to a group of ancients what the concept of a country without an emperor was. The Dragon Queen always believed that whoever takes the lead is the emperor, but they just changed the name.
"Boss! Just leave it to me here..."
Lu Datou came over with many family members, handed over a mobile phone and said: "From now on, I will live in the villa and wait for your news. I am your strongest support, but you must show my video to
They see, they can’t go back in person to show off, I’m anxious!”
"Don't worry! I will definitely let Laoqu and the others know how miserable you have been these years..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and put away the phone, and then said goodbye to his wife and daughters one by one, as well as a bunch of naughty children who were beaten until their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen. Then he straightened his red dragon robe, strapped on a heaven-level sword, and carried a whole
Hundreds of masters walked into the Mahavira Hall.
"Counselor! Report Shen Qingwen's location..."
Zhao Guanren stood in the center of the hall holding the knife. The virtual man appeared in front of him instantly, and a holographic globe also appeared. In addition to the sixteen green dots on the globe, there was also a red dot representing Shen Qingwen, who was on a small island.
Keep flashing.
"Huh?"
Zhao Guanren was suddenly startled, and hurriedly enlarged the holographic image to watch carefully. He pointed at the No. 7 marked point and said in surprise: "Isn't the No. 7 safe point in Dongyang? Why did you suddenly go to a small island? Is there something wrong with your system?
"
"No! It's just that the safety point has changed..."
The virtual man shook his head and said: "There was a nuclear explosion at Safe Point No. 7, which is no longer suitable as a teleportation point. The temporary Safe Point No. 7 is also unstable. The personal teleportation risk coefficient is 2%. Every time there is one more person, or more
With an object of one cubic meter, the risk factor will increase exponentially, please consider it carefully!"
"Depend on!"
Zhao Guanren frowned and said: "I didn't expect the nuclear explosion to come out. It seems that the situation is very critical. What day is it on the earth now? Is there anyone else around Shen Qingwen?"
"Insufficient power! Only one person was detected, and no infected individuals have been found yet..."
As the virtual man spoke, he reported the year and month of the earth again. Zhao Guanren picked his chin and muttered: "It seems that the time difference is getting smaller and smaller. It has been fifteen months since I left, counselor! If I take two people there,
, what is the risk factor?”
"Sixteen point eight percent, once a teleportation accident occurs, the fatality rate is 100%..."
The virtual person looked at him seriously. Zhao Guanren stared at the holographic image without saying anything. Shen Qingwen was also on an overseas island. He didn't know which country the island belonged to. Anyway, it was more than 300 kilometers away from the safe point, but it was also the closest. It's safer.
"Brothers! You go out, I will go there alone..."
Zhao Guanren turned around helplessly and said: "Shengxue! Xianglan! Shiqi! There was an accident on the landing. The more people who go, the more dangerous it is. Only I can go alone to ensure safety. You can just wait at home without worry.
, I will definitely return safely!"
"Boss! Let me go with you. It's quite safe for both of you..."
Lu Datou let go of his wife and children and walked over, but Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said: "No! If you leave, no one will know how to operate. Anyway, I can return immediately if I encounter danger. You can just wait for the news. After landing safely, I will The counselor will let you know!"
"Oh~ this broken machine..."
Lu Datou sighed depressedly, but Zhao Guanren smiled again and said: "Don't worry! The earth is my main battlefield. The army of the dead tribe couldn't destroy me back then. I will definitely protect myself, sons! Take good care of me." You ladies, when I leave, you will be the men!"
"Dad! Don't worry, my child will burn paper for you..."
A naughty kid waved his hands happily, and his mother was so angry that she almost hit his head. Zhao Guanren also rolled his eyes, stepped back and waved his hands and said: "Daughters-in-law! I'm going back to my hometown. Wait for me, tutor me." Master! Teleportation...start!"
"Shua~"
Zhao Guanren's eyes suddenly blurred, and he entered a colorful and twisted tunnel. Unexpectedly, he didn't even have a countdown, and he sadly discovered that apart from a few personal belongings, he didn't even bring a bag of dry food.
"God bless me, don't let anything happen to me. I don't want to wander around the universe..."
Zhao Guanren clasped his hands and prayed hard, but he soon realized that technological teleportation was the same as supernatural teleportation, even the time and space tunnel was the same.
It's just that supernatural teleportation is like a shared bicycle. You have to pedal by yourself no matter where you go, while technological teleportation is like Didi. There is a dedicated driver to pick you up and drop you off, and the speed is much faster than a bicycle.
"We will arrive safely soon, please prepare for landing..."
The counselor's voice suddenly came from the electronic watch, and Zhao Guanren's vision blurred again. Suddenly he saw a blue sea appearing under his feet, and an island quickly enlarged in front of his eyes. Then his legs suddenly sank, and he landed steadily. on the ground.
"Haha~ The private car is still reliable. I can't trust the driver of the unlicensed car..."
Zhao Guanren laughed proudly and subconsciously looked up at the blue sky and the sun hanging high above his head. He found that it was no different from the sky in the Han Dynasty, and there was no sense of familiarity or strangeness at all.
"Bang~"
A shattering sound suddenly sounded from the side. Zhao Guanren suddenly turned his head and saw that he was standing in a small courtyard. Four men and women fell to the ground together, all looking at him with horrified expressions and dragging their mouths. Long instant noodles.
"Don't be afraid! I'm not a ghost, I'm an actor, Peng Yuyan Dongjiang Fenyan..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand with a smile. At this time, he was wearing a red dragon robe, a black gold sword on his waist, a crocodile skin jade belt, a pleated skirt and cowhide official boots, a big golden dragon on his chest, and his long hair Wearing a wingless black gauze hat on his head, he looks like a standard royal attire.
"ah!"
The four people were so frightened that they ran away, shouting words like "Axi" or "Xiba". Zhao Guanren was slightly startled when he heard this. He looked up at the small building next to him and saw the words on the sign.
It was all circles, but he could understand only two words - B&B!
"I'll go! Bangzi..."
With a confused look on his face, Zhao Guanren kicked off his legs and jumped onto the wall more than two meters high. He was shocked to find that this was an island tourist town, and stinking corpses were wandering on the streets. Wait for a while
When the sea breeze blew behind him, the corpses immediately roared and looked at him.
But there was only one sentence to answer them: "Hey~ I actually went abroad for free, the sunset red tour group is officially launched! Haha~"