"The auspicious time has come! Sacrifice to heaven..."
A young eunuch stood on the large altar, and Zhao Guanren stood in front of the incense burner holding three sticks of incense. Under the stage were all the Han soldiers, their confidants, and their wives and concubines. The two new daughters-in-law of the Shimazu family also came, but they could only
Stand side by side with representatives from Japan and the United States.
"Boom~"
The Han soldiers collectively held incense and knelt down. Yong Ning, the Queen Mother, could not avoid the courtesy. She knelt behind Zhao Guanren and bowed deeply. Representatives from Japan and the United States also followed suit. Everyone knew that Zhao Guanren could do magic, so he bowed
God must be the top god.
"It's done! Get up..."
The little eunuch hurriedly got up and shouted again. Zhao Guanren straightened his red dragon robe and straightened the black gauze hat with wings on his head. He looked down at the soldiers in the audience and said loudly: "Brothers! Fortunately, you are lucky.
Go back and guard our big man!"
"It's not hard! It feels good..."
The soldiers laughed energetically. They had bought countless things in large and small bags. Although many of them were worthless electronic products, they were all treasures brought back to the big man, not to mention there were hundreds of tons of gold, enough for them to go back.
Feel free and at ease.
"Okay! Since I'm not in trouble, I won't talk nonsense. Let's gather together the people and things we want to take away..."
Zhao Guanren held his belt and walked to the stage. There were no serious people in the team he brought out. A large number of pregnant women appeared in a month. Many women took the initiative to ask to go to Dahan. Of course, they all passed the identity verification. They can continue to be teachers after arriving in Dahan.
, be a doctor or something.
"Boss! You have to come back early, we are waiting for you in Dahan..."
Lin Zirui came up to the stage pitifully and asked for a hug. Li Qin, Luo Zixuan, Qin Manying, Chen Jiamin, and Kate and other foreign mistresses were all going to Dahan. Zhao Guanren wrote a long text message specifically to explain how Lu Datou would arrange for these modern people.
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"Sanshui! Are you sure you don't want to go with them..."
Zhao Guanren turned to look at Zhu Sanshui. Zhu Sanshui held Song Qian's arm and said, "I'm not a palace fighter. I'm not courting death if I go without a name or status. Anyway, I'm going to follow you to New Zealand, and I'll listen to your mother's arrangements in the end.
Qingwen also agreed to accept me as his disciple!"
"Okay! You can leave later..."
Seeing that everyone was almost ready, Zhao Guanren saw that the female refugees were also holding their men's arms excitedly, so he took a heaven-level weapon from Shen Qingwen's hand, which was the former sword of the great master "Hongluan" - Hongluan.
Treasured sword!
"Ugh~"
Zhao Guanren suddenly drew his sword and pointed it at the blue sky. Two balls of purple lightning shot out instantly, quickly entwined and rotated around each other, and finally collided with each other. In an instant, there was lightning and thunder, and blue lightning filled the sky, shaking people's eardrums.
Buzzing.
"Oh God! This is real magic, we are going to see God..."
A group of foreigners covered their ears and were stunned, and the Japanese even exclaimed. Modern people are also easily deceived by superstition. Zhao Guanren also followed the old routine. First, he invited the heaven and earth to move, and second, he invited ghosts and gods to be shocked. Finally, he shouted: "
As urgent as the law dictates, let me go!"
"..."
Unexpectedly, nothing happened. Everyone looked at the sky and blinked in confusion. Zhao Guanren hurriedly knocked on his watch and whispered: "Xiao Ai! What the hell are you doing? Is the battery out? Hurry up and teleport!"
"Boss! How will I know if you don't tell me? Come here..."
Xiao Ai agreed crisply, but the result was that the radiant light, the sky filled with gods and Buddhas, and the spectacular and majestic scene did not appear at all.
"OMG! Look..."
I don't know which foreigner screamed in surprise. When the representatives looked down in confusion, they saw that the Wuyangyang Resurrection Army had disappeared silently. Not even the large number of supply trucks were visible, and there were no horses on the empty grass.
Nothing left.
"Pa bang bang..."
The audience immediately burst into warm applause, especially the new wives of the Shimazu family, who were all flushed with excitement. They were even happier than they were when they showed up. Although there was a bit of a lack of splendor in the end, this miraculous method was still shocking.
Everyone.
"Xiao Ai! Can't you make some lighting effects? It's very embarrassing for me to do this..."
Zhao Guanren complained dissatisfiedly. Magic was more deceptive than black technology. A group of modern people looked at him differently. Their admiration was full of yearning for mystery.
"boss!"
Xiao Ai smiled slyly and said: "As long as you upgrade to another level, I can give you a big gift package that will bring you dragons, wind, and fairies flying into the sky!"
"I beg you to be a good person as soon as possible. Girls who wash their hair have no future..."
Zhao Guanren jumped off the altar in depression. Most of the Han soldiers left, leaving only twenty first-level masters for the liaison office to dispatch, as well as six Forbidden Army guards and two female grandmasters who were about to follow Zhao Guanren to New Zealand.
certainly!
Yongning and her maids did not leave either. In order to meet her mother-in-law, whom she had never met before, so that her son could enter the Zhao family ancestral hall, Yongning acted recklessly and wallowing. Shen Qingwen was so angry that she almost started a fight on the spot.
"Old song! I leave this to you, just do your best, don't force it..."
Zhao Guanren stepped forward to shake hands with Qu Yaojing and others, Lin Rui and Ding Xiaodan were in charge of intelligence, Hell Demon Chef Zhou Fafa was the propaganda ambassador, and Jonathan, as a former US military officer, did his part to become the military attache of the Liaison Office and followed Zhao Guanren wholeheartedly in the revolution.
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"Boss! Have a nice trip..."
Jonathan and others waved goodbye, and Zhao Guanren walked back to the delegation. After being polite, he hugged the three Shimazu sisters. As a result, Anita, who came to watch the ceremony, burst into tears tomorrow, making Hojo and Hashimoto also cry.
Cry along.
"Okay! It's not like I'm not coming back. You can still call me if you have nothing to do..."
Zhao Guanren hugged them one by one, and then led a group of people towards the valley. A simple runway was built in the valley. At this time, a Gulfstream G650 private jet was parked. The nearly 10,000-kilometer journey to New Zealand was not accessible by any helicopter.
arrive.
"Go back! Don't send me away..."
Zhao Guanren waved and jumped on the small plane first. Two beautiful Japanese stewardesses bent down to salute. The two pilots also quickly came out to greet them, but there was also a foreign girl sitting on the plane, a stranger with blond hair and blue eyes in his early twenties.
girl.
"Morty! Who have you changed into? Why do you look so much like Donnie..."
Zhao Guanren sat down on the sofa chair in confusion. The other party was Morty Li Moyan on the cruise ship. She had been transforming and pretending to be Tang Ni. Zhao Guanren thought that she could be used in Australia, and she also wanted to save her family in Australia.
"This is my last chance to transform, so I chose a girl similar to Tangni..."
Morty said in proficient Mandarin: "Donnie was my apprentice, but I killed her with my own hands. Although I had no choice but to make it up to her, I still wanted to try my best to compensate her. If I can find her family in Australia, I will I will support them for the rest of my life, and you can call me Tangni from now on!"
"I hope your journey of redemption will be a complete success..."
Zhao Guanren leaned back and lit a cigarette. Shen Qingwen came up with Xiaotu and Xiaoboer, followed by Song Qian and Zhu Sanshui, as well as two palace maids and eunuchs from Yongning, plus eight masters and female guards. Twenty people filled the small plane to capacity.
"You smoke on the plane, do you have any sense of ethics..."
Zhu Sanshui fanned the smoke with a look of disgust on his face, but before he could finish his words, the flight attendant brought an ashtray and half-kneeling to pour him water and hand him a tablet.
"Huh? This window is so small, why can't it be opened..."
Yongning was groping around curiously, and the maids were also struggling with the portholes. As a result, the little eunuch suddenly pointed to the cockpit and said flatteringly: "Your Majesty! The window in the front is big. I will drive the two foreigners out and let you sit in the front." Go sightseeing!”
"Cough cough cough..."
Zhao Guanren choked on the cigarette and coughed violently. He quickly kicked the little eunuch and cursed: "You're going to kick the pilot out. You go up and fly the plane. Sit tight and don't move around. Fasten the safety of these local leopards." bring!"
"I'll do it!"
Zhu Sanshui suppressed his laughter and stepped forward to help. The small plane soon began to prepare to take off. Because the distance of the runway was too short, it started sprinting with high power. After running with a rumble, there was a super strong push on the back and it flew instantly. soaring.
"ah!!!"
Yongning and the maids all screamed in surprise, the eight female masters turned pale, and leaned tightly against their seats without daring to move. The little eunuch was even more frightened and started crying.
"I'll go! Why is this passenger plane making so much noise? It can't be broken..."
Zhao Guanren looked out the window in surprise, and even picked up the Hongluan knife, as if he was ready to break through the door and parachute at any time.
But after the flight gradually stabilized, Song Qian asked doubtfully: "Have you never flown on a passenger plane? Are passenger planes always like this when they take off?"
"Uh~ I've never sat down before!"
Zhao Guanren put down the knife in embarrassment, and Zhu Sanshui immediately laughed and said: "Oh my god! The arrogant Uncle Zhao has never flown on a passenger plane. No wonder you regard the flight attendant as a treasure and even married two in one go. I see you He’s the local leopard! Hahaha…”
"What are flight attendants? They can't be the only ones..."
Yong Ning immediately pointed at the two stewardesses, and Zhu Sanshui nodded in gloating.
"What?"
Now even Shen Qingwen couldn't believe it. She turned around and asked: "So the stewardess is the waiter on the plane. I always thought she was a female pilot. This is too... ordinary!"
"You're just a piece of shit! You're obviously lowly..."
Yongning said scornfully: "What a stewardess? I'm still the eldest lady in the sky. I always feel that I can't reach that high level. It turns out that I am a waiter on the plane!"
"Tch~ This is not a big man..."
Zhao Guanren rolled his eyes and said: "There is no distinction between high and low in the service industry. Moreover, Song Qian and Zhu Sanshui are actors. If you are a big man, they would be considered low-class. But on earth, they are sought after by everyone. Times are different, ancient people!"
"You are from ancient times. I have always led the fashion trend..."
Yongning wrinkled her little nose at him and suddenly asked: "By the way! Zhu Dabutt, you should have met my mother-in-law, right? What is she like?"
"I advise you not to have any illusions. It is absolutely true that my son looks like his mother..."
Zhu Sanshui curled his lips and said: "Uncle Zhao will become a woman just like his mother. In terms of scheming, he is not even half as good as his mother. Besides, even his own son will be tortured to death. Can I let you daughter-in-law go? Daughter-in-law
They are all my mother-in-law’s love rivals!”
"Stop talking nonsense here, my mother really doesn't like me..."
Zhao Guanren lay on the seat and smiled and said: "My mother always thinks that I am her retribution. She has been arguing with her since she was a child, and she has been fighting three times a day without being relieved. So you must not use me to play the emotional card. She despises it the most.
The woman who pleases me and the one who deals with me together is a good sister!"
"I really want to punish you to death. I'm afraid I'll hate your father..."
Yongning and Shen Qingwen looked at each other in surprise. Zhao Guanren closed his eyes and stopped talking. The plane just flew into the clouds. A group of women were instantly attracted by the clouds. They chatted excitedly. Yongning wanted to pretend to be a cloud and take it home.
"Buzz~"
Zhao Guanren's watch suddenly vibrated, and the caller ID actually read 10,000. After he picked up the call in confusion, he only listened to a few words before he was shocked and said: "How do you know my number? Are you in China? Look for me.
What's up?"
"Domestic? Who called you..."
Song Qian and the other girls all gathered around in surprise. After a while, Zhao Guanren said strangely: "Satellite phone customer service, she said there were activities to welcome the New Year, and asked me if I wanted to pre-deposit my phone bill to get gifts. 698 will give me a silk quilt, and 998 will give me an air purifier.
,1288 free air conditioning and golden eggs!”
"What?"
Zhu Sanshui and Song Qian were almost shocked, but Zhao Guanren said again: "I think 1288 provides air conditioning is quite good, what do you think?"
"There's something wrong with you! Ask her how the situation in the country is..."
"Uh~ People say working hours, refuse to chat, unless it's an installment loan..."