"Talking Pikachu, one for each person, don't grab it..."
Zhao Guanren squatted in the living room of the mayor's house and distributed two large bags of toys and snacks to his nine children. Although he couldn't tell who was who, the nine brothers and sisters had one thing in common. They all inherited his thick eyebrows and big eyes.
, and his smile is exactly the same as his.
"Are you really my father? I think you are like a big brother..."
A pretty little girl hugged Pikachu and made milky sounds. Zhao Guanren hugged her and said with a smile: "Your father is so handsome! Let me guess, you and your mother must be strict. Your little mouth is like hers."
Just as beautiful!”
"This is my daughter. You are still the father. You can't tell who gave birth to you..."
A beautiful young woman walked in from the door. Zhao Guanren was stunned for a moment before he remembered that she was the policewoman Duan Yutong. It was said that she was married to an American. However, seeing the excitement in her eyes, Zhao Guanren knew that she was still thinking about domestic products.
.
"Brother-in-law! Why are you getting younger and younger as you live..."
Li Shishi ran in and circled around him, wondering: "I couldn't see clearly from a distance just now. You are already thirty this year. Why do you look younger than you were then? You must be around twenty-five at most. Are you?"
What elixir did you take?"
"Shishi! She's getting more and more beautiful. Thank you for waiting for me, brother-in-law..."
Zhao Guanren stood up and stroked her long hair. Li Shishi's eyes turned red as soon as he said this. She hugged him suddenly and began to cry. Sha Xiaohong also led his wives in, whether they were married or widowed.
, all came in one by one.
"Wow! Song Qian, why did you come to our place? I'm your fan..."
Li Shishi suddenly rushed towards Song Qian in surprise, pulling Song Qian to jump up and down excitedly. She turned a blind eye to Zhu Sanshui posing and posing nearby.
"Zhu Mingzhu!"
Sha Xiaohong, on the other hand, said sarcastically: "You are quite capable. My son is coming to ask for the debt. Are you doing it on a year-to-year basis or on a per-time basis? How much does it cost to sleep on it?"
"Thirty million! US dollars..."
Zhu Sanshui raised three fingers seriously, but Sha Xiaohong rolled her eyes and said: "Dream on you! I don't know what kind of thing my son is. People who have to add extra hair to buy a 50-cent watermelon are notoriously white.
It’s a good thing that you didn’t let me prostitute the little prince!”
"Who told me that I don't have a good idea? I can only support myself. Anyone who has a good idea will become your daughter-in-law..."
Zhu Sanshui pouted and sat on the chair. Zhao Guanren immediately stared at him in shock and anger. The women immediately focused their attention on Song Qian.
"Not me!"
Song Qian quickly waved her hands and said: "I am Qingwen's apprentice. The two of us are more innocent than tofu mixed with green onions. Sister Zhu is talking about Li Qin!"
"Uncle Zhao! You are so awesome now, you are starting to play like a female star..."
Zhou Miao looked at Zhao Guanren with a smile, but Li Shishi said in surprise: "Where is Li Qin? I also like her very much, especially the corpse poison drama she shot last time. We watched it many times. The male protagonist
Liu Yining is the idol of all our women!"
"Pfft~"
Zhao Guanren just took a sip of tea and spit it out. He looked around at the women and stammered: "You, what kind of taste do you have? How can you like Liu Yining?"
"Oh~ you are jealous when you know that he is having an affair with Li Qin, right..."
Zhou Miao gave him a disdainful look, but Zhang Xinyue smiled and said: "What an idol! Anyway, we only like him on TV. He is indeed very masculine on TV. Sister Hong said that if she finds you a stepfather in the future, she will definitely
You have to find someone like Liu Yining!"
"Oops! You're laughing me to death, you're really laughing me to death, hahaha..."
Zhu Sanshui suddenly laughed so hard that he sat down on the ground and slapped the chair wildly, which made all the women confused. Sha Xiaohong was also confused and said: "What's so funny? Just allow him to play with female stars, and I can't chase after him."
A male star?"
"Auntie! Liu Yining died at the hands of Brother Ren. He was from the Eagle Head Society..."
Song Qian explained in a dumbfounded way, and all the women in the room were stunned. Zhao Guanren also waved his hands and smiled bitterly: "Mom! If you really want to find a wife, don't look for these flashy actors. There are not many.
To be reliable, it’s really important to find someone who is educated!”
"son!"
Unexpectedly, Sha Xiaohong actually said shyly: "If you don't object to my mother remarrying, I... don't want to find a wife, I want to find someone younger, and our family doesn't have the conditions!"
"Cough cough cough..."
Zhao Guanren choked on his saliva and said in shock: "You don't want to find a big boy, do you want me to call him brother or dad?"
"How is it possible..."
Sha Xiaohong said shyly: "The youngest one has to be older than you. Anyway, it's in the range of thirty to forty. I haven't chosen anyone yet. If I find a good one, I'll show it to you first, but I promise not to look for foreigners or old people."
Hei, I will definitely find you a Chinese father!"
"..."
A picture suddenly appeared in Zhao Guanren's mind. Zhou Fa sat down next to him, hugged him, and said with a serious face: "Boss! From now on, we will call each other our own, I will call you brother, you will call me dad, and I will call you later."
Let your mother give you another brother!'
"Puff puff puff..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly shook his head and rubbed his face, stood up, took his backpack and said, "Let's get down to business! Aren't you curious about why I am so young? In fact, it is all the result of the corpse virus vaccine. The vaccine will accelerate metabolism for a long time. Being seven or eight years younger is not a problem.
!”
"Wow! Vaccines can rejuvenate your youth. Now you can make a fortune..."
The women cheered in surprise, but after Zhao Guanren took out a box of injections, Sha Xiaohong suddenly hesitated and said: "Son! Why is it so small? I'm afraid the relatives are not enough, and they will definitely have objections!
"
"Do you know how much this box of 500 vaccines is worth..."
Zhao Guanren held the box and said: "Japan has only been allocated 12,000 doses. The condition for the injection is that you must go to the front line. Many people have lost their money and cannot get it. In order to get a vaccine, the mother brings her daughter, and the sister brings her younger sister. They come to the door.
Take off your clothes and pounce on me, this box of vaccines is priceless!"
"..."
The women in the room were shocked and stopped talking, but Zhao Guanren said again: "We don't have more than 500 relatives. You can decide how to distribute them. But I must declare in advance that relatives may not be human beings, they may be beasts with human faces and animal hearts!"
"
"Dad! Can you give one to my mother? I'll trade Pikachu for you..."
A little girl ran over cutely. Zhao Guanren picked her up and said with a smile: "Little clever girl! What's your father's belongs to your mother, and what's your mother's is yours, Doctor Gao! Doctor Xiaotu! You two come over and give us injections."
Come on, hit the children first!"
"ah……"
As soon as the injection was given, all the children cried. Zhao Guanren had always treated his son like a dog, and held his daughter in the palm of his hand. Each of the crying sons kicked him, and his daughters all hugged him and kissed and coaxed him.
"Little bastard! You are seeking death, why are you kicking my grandson..."
Sha Xiaohong rushed over and slapped him on the head, which made Zhao Guanren feel aggrieved and said: "When I was a child, you were beaten much worse than this. How come you have to protect your grandson now? Boys can't be successful unless they fight. This is you." Words from my own mouth!”
Sha Xiaohong stared and shouted: "This is only for you. I will beat anyone who touches my grandson to death. Get out of here and stay alone!"
"Oh! Finally, someone is supporting us. In his eyes, our son is not his own child..."
Yong Ning teased from the side: "I'm not afraid of being laughed at. My eldest son is so young that he has to earn all his own expenses. The poor man and the prince are looking for money in the streets. The prince, a dignified man, can't do anything for just a few taels of silver." Squatting in the alley all night just to prevent my son from getting there first!"
"ah?"
Zhou Miao asked doubtfully: "What does the Crown Prince have to do with him? Could it be that the Queen and his illegitimate child are together?"
"That's right! The Crown Prince is an illegitimate son, but he was born to Her Majesty the Queen..."
Yong Ning puffed up his chest with a smirk, and the women in the room were dumbfounded. Shen Qingwen laughed disdainfully. Yong Ning never missed an opportunity to belittle the Dragon Queen.
"I know! It turns out you are just eating soft food..."
Sha Xiaohong scolded angrily: "You little bastard, can you please save some face? You even brazenly said that you rebelled against the emperor, conquered a huge empire, and merged several countries. Why don't you just eat soft rice?" Emperor?"
"Mother! My grandfather was a former pilgrim and was kind to him, so he cannot be the emperor, otherwise he would be plotting to usurp the throne, which would be unkind and unjust..."
Yongning put his arm around Sha Xiaohong and said: "Queen Chen Yingyue is my aunt, but there has been no example of a woman becoming the emperor since ancient times. If he hadn't fought against everyone's opinions, Chen Yingyue would not be able to sit on the throne at all. But until today after paying homage to my mother, Only then did I know the real reason!"
Sha Xiaohong said in surprise: "What does it have to do with me?"
"It's a big deal! If you sit here, you are the real queen..."
Yong Ning pulled her to sit on the sofa and said with a smile: "Although Chen Yingyue's temperament is not as good as yours, he is somewhat similar to you, so when he sees Chen Yingyue, it is like meeting his own mother. He relies on her in everything. Chen Yingyue is attracted to you. Only then did she become the queen!"
"Ha~"
Sha Xiaohong felt so comfortable with this flattery, and said proudly: "Son of a bitch! Even if I didn't support you in vain, I have not forgotten my mother even though I am a man. Do you have a photo of Chen Yingyue? Let me see this Queen Chen, has she taken advantage of me?"
"It was the Chinese New Year a few days ago, so I took a video for them to say hello to you..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and clicked his watch. A large virtual screen was instantly projected in mid-air, and a grand scene appeared.
The background is the former Grand Palace of Shun Kingdom. A large number of soldiers of the Forbidden Army were guarding both sides of the square. A large number of palace maids and eunuchs were holding silk flowers and ribbons in front of the main hall. Hundreds of civil and military officials were lined up on both sides of the royal road, and their wives were also among them. Then he stood with his hands down.
"Wow! It's such a grand event. It's the Spring Festival Gala..."
Zhou Miao and the other girls all stared at the picture in surprise. Unexpectedly, the camera began to gradually rise, and it actually turned into an aerial shot of the entire capital, with people decorated with lights and colorful lights on the streets, antique wooden buildings, and carriages and soft goods passing through the streets. The sedan chair is all included in the scenery.
"Wow! This city is so big and beautiful. It's much more real than what's shown in the movies..."
Gao Jie couldn't help but admired, and other women also showed signs of yearning. Li Shishi pointed to a red yard full of flowers and asked: "Where is this place? It's really beautiful. I like this style very much."
The yard!”
"This is my foreign residence. I planted all the flowers and plants myself..."
Yongning smiled very arrogantly, Li Shishi's eyes suddenly widened in shock, and Zhang Xinyue also turned around in surprise and asked: "Brother Ren! How did you get there? Have you really lived in such a world for six years? We always thought you were
We have been through dire straits!"
"Don't hurt me. Without the hard work of the predecessors, how could the wealth of future generations come..."
Zhao Guanren stood up and said: "The pristine New Zealand will make you nostalgic. I think the big man will make you love it even more. We have the same culture and the same skin color. Luo Zixuan and the others have already gone there first. If you are willing to go, you can come anytime."
It’s time to go!”
"..."
The women suddenly looked at each other. Yearning and arrival were two different things. Only Zhou Miao asked: "Isn't it going from the soul world?"
"I stopped playing magic a long time ago. Now we play high-tech and ride on spaceships..."