The daughters-in-law of the Zhao family got lost in their own garden. The children each adopted a tiger or leopard. The elders were reluctant to leave after living in the elegant villa. In short, everyone was very satisfied with the big man and it was lively.
Had a New Year's Eve dinner.
"Hiccup~ Boss! If you bring so many modern people here, will you incur divine punishment..."
Lu Datou walked into the main hall of the Fairy Palace with a burp of wine. Zhao Guanren also smelled of alcohol. He sat on the Grand Master's chair and said: "Zhao Ziqiang, you are trying to get around and cause destruction. Naturally, God's punishment cannot tolerate him, but these people on earth are all
First time, first offense! God will not pursue it!"
"No! I think you should be more careful and not be so optimistic..."
Lu Da stepped forward and pointed at his watch. Zhao Guanren took off his watch and threw it on the coffee table. He stood up and walked with him outside the main hall door. The two of them sat in a pavilion on the hillside in a tacit understanding.
"Boss! The giants developed the first generation of corpse poison and used it to destroy creatures on other planets. In the end, they killed themselves alive..."
Lu Datou whispered: "Now Xiao Ai is tempting you to look for power crystals, but what's the use of crystals in a scrapped cabin? What's even worse is that it asks you to look for corpses. If you don't look for corpses, it won't help you make vaccines.
, don’t you feel something is wrong?”
"Xiao Ai is an emergency program. It must do its best to restore the loss of the starship..."
Zhao Guanren said in a deep voice: "This includes collecting the remains of the crew. No matter whether other giants come to clean up the aftermath, it must wait indefinitely until it exhausts its last energy. And for the giants' hometown, the stars are
It’s only been a few years since the ship crashed!”
"That's the problem. If you help them recover the remains, you may attract the giants..."
Lu Datou put his arm around his shoulders and said: "Boss! Have you ever thought about why starships, such awesome things, explode? Do they also trigger heavenly punishment, and all heavenly punishments are related to corpse poison, and corpses
The inventors of poison happen to be the giants!"
"this……"
Zhao Guanren hesitated for a while before saying: "What you said is not impossible, but now there is a thorny problem. If we don't help them recover the corpse, we will not be able to make a vaccine, and humans will coexist with corpse poison forever!"
"Xiao Ai is analyzing you all the time and even knows yourself better than you do..."
Lu Datou said seriously: "It is now more and more human-like and no longer artificially retarded, so it can restrain you at every step, and the mission rewards are also tailor-made for you, but there is a contradiction in it. Group teleportation
The energy consumed is not low!”
"Pa~"
Zhao Guanren took out two cigarettes and lit them, handed him one before narrowing his eyes and asked: "You want to say that Xiao Ai doesn't care about energy, right?"
"That's right! Humans can generate electricity using solar energy, so do starships still need to burn firewood..."
Lu Datou lowered his voice and said: "The power crystal should be the battery of the starship. When the power is gone, you can recharge it. So I think the crystal can be found, but the giant's body cannot be touched. Otherwise, the giants will be attracted, and even the big man will be afraid."
You have to suffer!"
"What you said makes sense. You can't gamble with the fate of all mankind..."
Zhao Guanren nodded and said: "At that time, I will ask Xiao Ai to produce hundreds of millions more vaccines. I will help it get the last four crystals. If it does not produce, the cooperation will be terminated. It is better to die than to live. Anyway, we
Don’t let the wolf into your house!”
"Where's my husband? Where's my husband..."
Zhou Miao suddenly appeared on the steps on the mountainside, waving and shouting drunkenly. Zhao Guanren greeted him dumbfounded, hugged Zhou Miao who smelled of alcohol and asked: "You guys are having a drinking fight, aren't you getting along well when I left?"
Of?"
"Bian Xianglan is so annoying, putting on airs and pretending to be serious..."
Zhou Miao hugged his neck and smiled: "I just said that we are all girls on the same bed, take off your pants
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We poked our butts together, who didn’t know who was who? She exploded immediately, picked up the wine jar and wanted to drink with me. I said it was okay to drink, and whoever vomited first kowtowed and called her sister!"
"Who's winning?"
"I didn't drink with her. Yueyue said that the eldest wife must drink with the eldest wife. Bian Xianglan stopped pretending. The two of them picked up the wine jar and started drinking..."
Zhou Miao smiled happily and said: "Ye Diji wanted to drink with me and said that the second lady was against the second lady. Qingwen was not happy at that time and said that you dare to bully my sister. Luo Tan also jumped out to help her, so I told Qingwen
Wen drank them together, and finally Ye Diji drank so much that we even took off her pants and pressed her head and called her sister!"
"What?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said: "In such a large public, you actually took off Ye Ruoqing's pants. How can she see anyone tomorrow? Are you going to die?"
"It's not outside! It's only a women's yard. We agreed who would spray and who would take off his pants. I took off my pants at the table with Qiu Ning. They all praised my ass for being so beautiful..."
Zhou Miao said foolishly: "Qiu Ning and I are in love, and we are connected by fate. I am her biological sister now. I will move in with her tomorrow. You will have to fly together when you come here. We are the best."
Sister, you are not allowed to destroy our relationship!"
"Okay, okay! The love between you two is as strong as gold, and I am the one who is superfluous..."
Zhao Guanren was dumbfounded and helped her to the side and sat down. Zhou Miao was obviously too drunk. He lay down on the grass and fell asleep. As expected, the little girl was not wearing any pants under her skirt. He was so frightened that he quickly called the palace maid over.
She was carried away in a sedan chair.
"The daughters-in-law from your hometown are all heroes among women..."
The Dragon Queen walked up alone with her hands behind her back and said with a smile: "You two eldest ladies can't do anything to each other. They actually sat down to drink tea hand in hand. The remaining few, although they don't drink, still make friends through literature, sister.
My sister started shouting, and even Luo Tan was knocked down. Showing off her power has no effect at all!"
"Stop talking nonsense and kowtow to my mother..."
Zhao Guanren hugged her over. The Dragon Queen opened her sleeves and revealed two gold bracelets. She smiled and said, "My mother gave me all the family heirlooms. Can I not kowtow to her? Of course I took off my dragon robe.
She pretended to be the daughter-in-law of the Zhao family!"
"Be good! Let me give you a kiss..."
Zhao Guanren took a sip on her little mouth, and the Dragon Queen said sternly: "My mother and I had a very good chat. She has been in charge of a large consortium for many years, and she is also very knowledgeable about state affairs. There are many things worth learning from me. The more we get
The more we talk, the more we feel that we have known each other so late!”
"No!"
Zhao Guanren smiled bitterly and said: "Everyone says that you are my mother's daughter, and some people secretly suspect behind the scenes that my mother had an affair with the late emperor, and I am the late emperor's biological son!"
"Haha~"
The Dragon Queen laughed loudly, leaned in his arms and pinched his ears, smiling charmingly: "Yongning said you found a mother for yourself. Only when I thought about it did I realize that she was talking about me. Come on! Son, hurry up.
Call me mother, and she will take off her dragon robe and feed you milk! Hahaha..."
"Seriously! You and my mother can discuss it with each other, but don't let my mother get involved in state affairs..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the pavilion with his arms around her, and said to Lu Datou: "I give you two a task. Keep an eye on these relatives in my family. Don't let them interfere in the government affairs, let alone be corrupt and bend the law. Once you find that you must be punished, if you don't change after repeated admonitions, you will be punished.
Kill the chicken to scare the monkey!"
"boss!"
Lu Datou hurriedly stood up and said: "I'll go back with you. It's fine as long as the Dragon Queen is watching over here. The more I think about it, the more I feel that something is wrong with Xiao Ai. It's useless for you to take the Grand Master back. They don't understand high technology."
,Only I can help you!"
"You take him there..."
The Dragon Queen also said seriously: "I heard what my mother told you about what happened before. How many times did you narrowly escape death? Our burly soldiers don't understand the rules on the other side, so they still let you go."
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Datou, please go back with you, he has also graduated from the third level of cultivation!"
"Okay! Datou, we brothers will fight side by side again..."
Zhao Guanren patted Lu Datou on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Yingyue! Make good use of the talents I brought from my hometown. They can make the big man take off at a high speed and become the center of the world. If I can't come back, this world will be ruined."
It’s yours, but please be kind!”
"Zhao Yunxuan! Are you talking humanly? I have given birth to two sons and one daughter for you, which is quite a lot..."
The Dragon Queen said angrily: "Mother has promised me that after my death, I will be buried in your family's ancestral grave instead of the imperial mausoleum of the Han Dynasty. The tombstone must be written "The tomb of the Zhao Chen family, I am your Zhao Yunxuan"
Daughter-in-law, it’s just my job to be the queen! Woo~”
The Dragon Queen threw herself into his arms and cried loudly, her cry full of grievance and unwillingness.
"Stop crying! It's my fault..."
Zhao Guanren stroked her back and said apologetically: "I said what I said without thinking, so don't take it to heart. Just wait for me to come back and give me a few more children. When our son grows up, I will take you back to the earth."
Come and have a good look at my hometown!"
"Hmm~"
The Dragon Queen raised her head in tears and cried: "Don't lie to me. Yongning brought a lot of photos back to show everyone. I'm so jealous. When you come back next time, you will definitely take me there to play, just the two of us."
, is it good?"
"Okay! It's just us, you are the mother I found for myself..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and kissed her on the lips, and Lu Datou smiled evilly and said: "Anyway, you two will go to the wing room to have a round, and then make the Dragon Queen's belly bigger, just in time for two sons and two daughters.
In pairs!"
"Bah~ Shameless thing, I'll kick you to death..."
The Dragon Queen kicked him angrily, but when she turned around, her big eyes started to water, but Zhao Guanren hugged her and walked up, saying: "Not coming! It's still daytime on earth now, and it will be dark after a while when we land.
Come on, wait for me to come back, and I will come into the palace and turn over your sign!"
"Well! I'll wait for you to do it. Come back early..."
The Dragon Queen kissed him delicately, looking like a girl in love with her child. But before she finished her words, she suddenly exclaimed, and the watch flew over, like handcuffs, and locked with a "click"
On Zhao Guanren's left wrist.
"Xiao Ai! What are you doing? Do you want to rebel..."
Zhao Guanren quickly pushed away the Dragon Queen in his arms. Unexpectedly, the watch had been automatically locked and could not be opened no matter how hard it was unlocked. Lu Datou also said angrily: "You bitch, I guessed that you have no good intentions. Let go quickly."
!Otherwise I will blow up your broken ship!"
"Bang~"
Lu Datou suddenly flew out and fell heavily in the middle of the hall. Xiao Ai's avatar suddenly appeared, floating in the air and said angrily: "Lu Datou! It's all your fault for sowing discord here, otherwise how could this happen?
Seriously, will I harm my boss?"
"Why did you lock me if you didn't want to harm me?"
Zhao Guanren picked at his watch angrily, and Xiao Ai turned around and cried: "I didn't do it, I'm your personal assistant, but I can't fight against the main system of the starship. The system has listened to what you said, and it will force it now."
Let you complete the task, otherwise..."
"Otherwise what?"
Zhao Guanren looked at her in shock and anger. Unexpectedly, the dark panel on the ground suddenly exploded, and a baseball-sized blue ball of light rushed out. It suddenly hit Lu Datou's neck and instantly turned into an ordinary gold necklace.
But the weird blue light keeps flowing.
"Otherwise, Lu Yang will be blown up. If you continue to resist, he will replace you..."
Xiao Ai shed two lines of tears sadly, and the three of them were all livid with anger, but before Zhao Guanren could scold her, he and Lu Datou disappeared out of thin air with a "swish"...