"You have lost yourself, you are an incomplete Zhao Guanren..."
Bald Zhao Guanren put the wok on the cart, slowly walked out from behind the stall, and took off his leather apron. Unexpectedly, he was wearing a pure white monk's robe and a
A string of golden beads, but it gives people a very evil feeling.
"What is this clone talking about? He looks like a cult monk..."
Baonian looked at the other party in surprise, but the bald Zhao Guanren smiled again and said: "Come here! The spicy crayfish is ready, which can help you solve the confusion that you have been having for many years. Why does the same recipe not taste like Lobster King's?
tasty!"
"Hmph~"
Zhao Guanren walked towards him slowly and leisurely, and said in a cold voice: "You want to tell me that my secret recipe is missing a seasoning, just like I am missing you. An incomplete secret recipe cannot cook a good dish, and incomplete Zhao Guanren
Just a cripple, right?"
"You're absolutely right, talking to yourself is that simple..."
The bald man smiled and sat down on the plastic chair. He took out a pack of Lan Liqun from his monk's robe and ordered it. Then he crossed his legs and said with a smile: "But this is not the truth. The truth is that our little chef always added less seasoning."
, he also wants to open a shop and be the boss, he must have the secret recipe exclusively!"
"It's hard to agree with everyone! You say the Lobster King's is delicious, but he says my one is more delicious..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the table and said: "One less seasoning does not affect the result. I am still the most delicious crayfish on this street. This is why I have tricked so many people and there are many repeat customers, so I lost one."
The soul is nothing, besides, it’s still something bad!”
Zhao Guanren also took a plastic chair and sat down, and also took out a pack of cigarettes to light up. However, their sitting postures and auras were completely different. Zhao Guanren had a sharp and domineering air, while the bald head looked like a charlatan.
Even the monk's robes can't cover up his evil spirit.
"But you can't deny that it was this bad guy like me that made you successful..."
The bald head blew a puff of smoke at him and said with an evil smile: "Everyone has seven emotions and six desires, joy, anger, sorrow, fear, thought, wine, sex, wealth, greed, anger and ignorance. If there is any less, it is a disability with a defective personality. Why do you care about other people's opinions?
, giving up what you were born with?”
"I know who you are. I lost my soul in the soul world..."
Zhao Guanren said calmly: "After I recovered my soul, I always felt that something was missing. I no longer have any desire for money, and the girl thought it was enough. I always wanted to make more contributions to the world, and you are what I lost."
Hypocrisy and greed!”
"You are so ridiculous. Your sanctimonious appearance is not hypocritical enough..."
The bald man slapped his chest and yelled: "I am the self you lost, I am the real Zhao Guanren. I never care about other people's opinions. I am greedy for money and lust. I am upright and live my life coolly. But you lost yourself to work for others."
There is only one damn righteousness left in my life!"
"Do you have children? Have you ever had a family? No, right..."
Zhao Guanren said slowly: "I am indeed living for others, because I have a group of beautiful and virtuous wives and smart children, so I have to think about their future, not just one person who has enough to eat, the whole family has no worries, and a single man
!I have grown up and matured!”
"..."
The bald Zhao Guanren suddenly stopped talking, but the fake blood girl said: "Brother Ren! We can understand that you consider your family, but you let others sit on the country you fought so hard to win, and their children sit back and enjoy the gains, occupying the children that should belong to you.
Are you willing to make wedding clothes for others if you have everything?"
"Do you have the right to speak here as an impostor? Xue Ji is taking care of my child at home..."
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "How do you know that I am making wedding clothes for others? Have you ever fought against a country? Do you know how to rebel? You think that you will be the emperor as soon as you sit on the dragon throne. How dare you be a keyboard warrior when you don't understand anything? I have never done that.
Do things that make you suffer!"
"I am the Blood Princess, and I am also her lost self..."
The fake blood girl raised her voice unwillingly, while the bald Zhao Guanren asked coldly: "Since you don't do anything to suffer losses, what are you doing now? Domestic people are criticizing you verbally, and you still use your hot face to criticize others.
Your cold ass, no one cares about you at all!"
"This kid told you..."
Zhao Guanren stood up, looked at Zhao Tianming, and said with a smile: "Are you still living in the past? There is no use in making a fortune in this world. Mastering high technology is the uncrowned king. What's more, I have five insurances and one housing fund, so I deserve it."
Little nanny and old driver, you have a problem! Hahaha..."
"You, do you have this ambition? What's so great about five insurances and one housing fund..."
Zhao Tianming looked at him angrily, but the bald Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "Didn't you hear that there are drivers and nannies? This is at least the treatment of provincial leaders. There is still room for improvement in the future. It is no better than a wage earner like you."
So strong!"
"That's right! There is also a free canteen. You are not even qualified to enter..."
Zhao Guanren raised his eyebrows very coquettishly, and Zhao Tianming's face turned crooked with anger. Zhao Guanren poured two more glasses of beer, raised his glass and said: "Come! Let's toast to the past me, one cup to me, and one cup to tomorrow.
After we finish drinking, we’ll break up!”
"It's okay to break up! But I finally managed to get you here, so I have to return to the world anyway..."
The bald man picked up the wine glass and stood up slowly, while Zhao Guanren chuckled and said: "I have only left one thing behind here, and that is the evil thoughts hidden in my heart. This Blood Princess is also the incarnation of evil thoughts, but Yong Ye has put down her obsession.
Now that you want to be reincarnated, what are you still clinging to here?"
"Why don't we try it instead..."
The bald Zhao Guanren smiled coldly and said: "I don't ask for reintegration with you. Anyway, it's hard to recover, and we can't go back to the past. As long as you hand over your body and let me live happily for two years, I promise that I won't cause harm to the world.
I will definitely return my body to you in two years, how about it?"
"Do you think I will believe you? Your words don't sound like farts..."
Zhao Guanren put down his wine glass and walked to the stall. He suddenly picked up a pot of crayfish and poured it on the ground. Unexpectedly, Baonian and others exclaimed in fright. What was in the pot was not spicy crayfish, but a pot of human eyeballs.
It's so sticky and disgusting.
"Look! If you can't even trust yourself, it means you are a despicable person..."
The bald man looked at him indifferently, and Zhao Guanren came out and said: "When you have diarrhea, you can't believe any fart, even if it was once a part of your body. Now the facts have proved that you are just a fart disguised as a fart."
Shit!"
"Do you want to scold the public? My skill is no worse than yours..."
The bald head sneered and said: "But have you forgotten that Yong Ye once publicly said that the best way to deal with Zhao Guanren is to shut his mouth, and you have told me so much nonsense that there is no way out!
"
"I know! You are very awesome. You are so powerful that even the space cracks won't let you pass. But before you start, can you tell me..."
"Okay! I know what you want to ask..."
Baldhead interrupted him and said: "Your evil thoughts are actually very powerful. After the Fallen Pool absorbed your evil thoughts, it gradually condensed into a me. I have been looking for a way to leave the soul world, and finally I found a person with strong negative energy."
David, the founder of Bald Eagle!”
"You must not tell me that you led him to release the corpse poison..."
"This has nothing to do with me. I just want to rule the world, not destroy it. The leak of the corpse poison was an accident, but do you know who caused the accident..."
The bald man smiled sinisterly and said: "Zhao Ziqiang! He wanted to destroy my machine to open the crack, so I detonated the machine in advance, killing the old guy half to death. When he escaped, the corpse poison was leaked, so I had to come
Come here and start over!"
"If you say so..."
Zhao Guanren said thoughtfully: "David built this place for you just to find a suitable body for you to prepare for your return to the world. As a result, you tried many times without success, and the green crystal
It has become your latest choice, right?"
"You are smart! No, we are very smart to begin with..."
The bald head said triumphantly: "Poor old David, he has always regarded me as a god, and he naively wants to welcome my arrival and give him immortal life. But if he knows that I am also Zhao Guanren, his expression will definitely be super wonderful.
,Hahaha……"
"This guy has been doing things for you, why did you choose him..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at Zhao Tianming in confusion, but the bald man said with disdain: "Why don't you have a good English proficiency? He does things for me without any communication barriers, and his wife is very feminine, and she's still a very sultry type.
I like it! Hehe~"
"..."
Zhao Tianming's forehead suddenly turned green, and he looked at him as if he had eaten a fly.
"Yeah~"
Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "You are indeed not a fake. His wife is really nice. She is straight forward and does not talk about money. She is fully automatic in the Emperor's Thirty-Six Styles. She will not get out of bed unless she rolls her eyes!"
"Damn it! You actually tried it, but is the Emperor Package a new item? Please give me some knowledge. Don't let the girl laugh at me later..."
The bald Zhao Guanren hurriedly took out a cigarette and handed it to him as if he were two brothers. Not only were Xue Ji and Bao Nian dumbfounded, but even Zhao Tianming, who was dying of shame and anger, was dumbfounded. They were really shocked by this situation.
I believe that these two guys are all Zhao Guanren.
"Bang~"
The two Zhao Guanren suddenly punched each other. Zhao Guanren flew backwards for more than ten meters and fell heavily in front of Baonian. The bald Zhao Guanren only took half a step back and said with a smile: "Can't you change your tricks? You know this
Condoms don’t work on me!”
"As the old saying goes, the hardest enemy to defeat is yourself, but you have to try to see if there is any chance..."
Zhao Guanren was helped to stand up by Baku Nian, and he patted the dust on his body easily, while the bald head narrowed his eyes and said: "You have a special energy, it is not soul power or supernatural power. It seems that I underestimated you.
You have had new adventures in the past two years!"
"Don't take it for granted. Anyway, I have found a lot of wives..."
Zhao Guanren picked up the Hongluan Sword and said: "Bao Nian! The back route is blocked. You break out with all your strength and go back. Leave this place to me. If Zhao Tianming wants to go back, just hack him to death!"
"Zhao Alai! You should take care of yourself. Today you have only two choices, either hand over your body voluntarily, or I will extract your soul with my own hands..."
The bald Zhao Guanren suddenly stamped his foot, and strong black gas instantly appeared on the top of his head, and two clusters of bright white will-o'-the-wisps appeared in his eyes, which were actually the strongest white fire level in the eyes of the will-o'-the-wisp.