In a large and comfortable lounge, two generations of middle-aged and elderly people gathered together. More than 20 people were drinking tea and chatting leisurely. Mei Ayaka was among them, and the video wall was showing the surveillance in the examination room. Examinees
Their results are also displayed.
"Besides the eight sects and the four major families, are there any folk geniuses this time..."
An old man with snow-white hair spoke, and a mature woman chuckled and said: "Folk geniuses can only be compared with common people. They are not worthy of being compared among children. If we let common people compare casually, how can we?"
The efforts of ten generations have not been in vain!"
"Isn't there a green little five? Has he finished the exam..."
The old man held up the teacup and blew it, and a middle-aged man stood up and said, "Old ancestor! Lu Xiaowu hasn't entered the examination room yet. He ran to the cafeteria to eat a bowl of noodles, and then sneaked into the girls' dormitory with that Leiqiu and asked for some water.
The female masters of the Yue Sect chased and beat me all the way, and I don’t know where to hide!”
"Hey~ This guy is very brave. He even dares to get into the nunnery of the Shuiyue Sect..."
The old man raised his head in surprise, and an old woman in blue immediately glared and said: "Zhao! Please keep your mouth clean. Why are our Shuiyue Sect a nunnery? If you don't let the Zhao family harm you, we will become nuns."
It’s gone, right? It’s something that’s never been repaired!”
"You are a thousand-year-old maid. If you can't marry yourself, why don't you let your apprentice marry you..."
The old man turned his head and said sarcastically: "I don't even look at the wrinkles on your face. Sister Ayakashi is of the same generation as you. Look at her appearance, her waist and buttocks. The children she gives birth to will be the best."
All you can think of is ruining genes!"
"Grandpa! There's a generation difference. Mei Lingxiang is your grandson, one generation younger than Head Suiyue..."
A little old man stood up in embarrassment, and Mei Lingxiang also blushed. Outsiders generally thought that the Zhao family has four generations living under one roof. In fact, the Zhao family has five generations living under one roof. The old man is the grandfather of Grandpa Zhao Fanxue.
The great ancestor of the Zhao family.
"You know what a fool! This is my eldest sister..."
The great ancestor of the Zhao family said disdainfully: "Our Zhao family has thousands of years of skills in picking up girls. It is almost lost in your generation. Women, regardless of age, are only divided into good-looking and bad-looking. Good-looking ones are called sisters, and unattractive ones are called eldest sisters. Lao Shuiyue
This kind can only be called aunt, remember?"
"Hmm~ I'll go to the examination room and have a look..."
Mei Ayaka stood up in embarrassment, but a young woman suddenly walked in and said: "Elders! Lu Xiaowu of the Jinling team cheated. He not only went to the back of the examination room to peek, but also tampered with his number plate and went to
More than 200 numbers have been inserted, how should I deal with it?"
"peep?"
Zhao Family Emperor Gaozu said suspiciously: "This examination venue is closed, and there are guards patrolling. What can he see secretly, and how can he sneak in? Moreover, the number plate is printed by a machine. He cannot change it with a pen."
Do you want to get away with it once you change it?"
"No! He picked up someone else's discarded number plate, cut it out and made a new number plate..."
The young woman stepped forward and said: "There were eight of them in total. They complained that the number plate was printed wrong. The staff couldn't tell the difference for a while and let them go. But Lu Xiaowu pretended to have finished the exam and went to the lounge to eavesdrop on the conversations of those who had passed the exam.
They also destroyed our surveillance!"
"This guy is really interesting, but the surveillance is broken and there is no evidence..."
The great ancestor of the Zhao family spread his hands, and the young woman nodded and said: "There is indeed no video as evidence, but many people saw him entering the lounge, and he had a guilty conscience and put on a mask and a hat, which immediately attracted the attention of the candidates!
"
"Is this called guilty conscience? This is called refusing to admit..."
The great ancestor of the Zhao family stood up and said with a smile: "As long as no one takes off his mask and hat, he can deny that it is not him. Go and inform the examiners immediately. The difficulty of Lu Xiaowu's exam has been increased to the maximum. I will take the last test personally."
Go test him!"
…
"Lu Xiaowu! The master of Lu Pavilion, right..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the first examination room. Three people who looked like interviewers were sitting behind the conference table. The mature woman in the middle threw out a pack of cigarettes and said: "I don't smoke, and I only have ten dollars on me. How can you put this
Sell me a pack of cigarettes for fifty yuan!"
"Um?"
Zhao Guanren immediately noticed that the test questions had changed, and he glanced back and forth at the three examiners. All three of them sneered in unison, clearly discovering that his cheating had made it more difficult, and that this kind of question was almost impossible to complete under normal circumstances.
"Is it that simple? How smart do I think you are..."
Zhao Guanren took the cigarette with disdain and turned away. The three examiners looked at each other in shock, but still waited patiently for a while. Unexpectedly, a young man ran in and said: "Three examiners, the logistics department has sent it to us."
Drinks and snacks are here!”
"Did you see Lu Xiaowu? Did he go out..."
The mature woman straightened up in confusion, just as two workers came in pushing a cart with a lot of things on it, but the young man said: "I saw it! Lu Xiaowu was smoking at the door of the next examination room, but he said the exam
They actually give you cigarettes, what a great perk!”
"Hmph~ I knew the little bastard was talking nonsense, so I'll give him zero points..."
The mature woman got up to get drinks and snacks. Suddenly she saw several boxes of medicine in the car. She quickly picked up a box of athlete's foot ointment and asked: "Who wants this? Can I take it?"
"This is bought by an examiner personally. You have to pay to take it away, and you only need to buy a box. There is a set of products in it, which costs 360 yuan..."
The worker took out a receipt and handed it to her. The mature woman paid the money happily, and the worker handed her a small medicine box. But as soon as she sat back down with her things, Zhao Guanren suddenly walked in, very familiar.
He patted the worker on the shoulder.
"Secretary Liu! Call me next time you need something..."
The worker smiled and put away the money. The mature woman was immediately dumbfounded. Zhao Guanren stepped forward to open the small medicine box, took out a box of cigarettes from the inner layer, and said with a smile: "It seems that the examiner is very rich.
, you don’t even look at the list when you buy something!”
"What? There is cigarette on the receipt..."
A male examiner suddenly took the receipt and looked at the middle of a row of drug names. The word "cigarettes" was written in flying colors, and the unit price was exactly fifty yuan.
"How do you know I can buy medicine? This is impossible..."
The mature woman was completely confused while holding the drink, but Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "Mr. Wu! You are an elite in the shopping mall. Don't you know the principle of knowing yourself and the enemy and winning every battle? I didn't even mention that I saw you picking your feet when I walked in. I also know
Here’s a little secret for you!”
"Wha, what? Don't talk nonsense..."
Mr. Wu suddenly became nervous. Zhao Guanren smiled and raised his fingers, and waited for her to come over before whispering: "I ordered a bottle of Fuyanjie and a box of hemorrhoid cream for you, all in my name, little one."
It's a little disrespectful, please give me a five-star review!"
"I knew you were joking, yes! The young man has a bright future..."
Mr. Wu pretended to laugh, and Zhao Guanren picked up a bottle of drink and left with a smile.
"Mr. Wu! Look..."
The male examiner suddenly said in shock: "The ordering time on the receipt was five-eighteen, but Lu Xiaowu came in after six o'clock. How could he order the medicine in advance? Even if the time was written wrong, he left
The goods arrived in five minutes, even if you place an order right out of the door, it wouldn’t be that fast!”
"Okay!"
Mr. Wu grabbed the receipt and said with a sullen face: "This Green Little Five is worthy of being the master of the pavilion. He is different from ordinary candidates. I give him full marks for both EQ and IQ. What about you?"
“Full marks!”
The two examiners nodded in unison. At this time, Zhao Guanren walked into the second examination room to test his cultivation and combat effectiveness. But just a minute later, one of the examiners was shocked and said: "One-star cultivation? Are you really?
Is it Lu Xiaowu?"
"Do you want to see your ID card..."
Zhao Guanren looked at the six examiners, spread his hands and said: "Everyone knows that I am not good at fighting. I have been lying in bed for seven years. Why don't you give me your two cents and don't make me look too ugly? My bones can't bear it.
If you fight, they will fall apart!"
"That won't work!"
A female examiner stepped onto the soft mat, flexed her muscles and said: "We not only have to test your combat effectiveness, but also your reaction and potential. There are many masters who have become monks halfway. Come on! Auntie, let's play with you, no?
It will hurt you!"
"I don't hit women, I pick that uncle..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at a short man with glasses. Unexpectedly, the examiners burst into laughter. The man with glasses also walked out with a sneer. After stepping on the large cushion, he suddenly raised his arms and shouted loudly, and his clothes exploded in an instant.
"Huoyangmen Ma Huiyang! Please enlighten me..."
The bespectacled man showed off his muscular body. The female examiner stepped aside and shook her head with a smile: "Little brat! You are really discerning. Elder Ma is an old man in the Moon Realm. No one dared to challenge him after sitting here for a whole day.
, you just don’t know whether to live or die!”
Zhao Guanren quickly waved his hand and said: "Can I change it to someone else? I really didn't know you were so fierce!"
"Oh! You'd knock anyone down with just one punch. Hurry up..."
The examiners waved their hands impatiently, and some people gloated about their misfortune and ate melon seeds. Elder Ma smiled and said: "I don't bully the juniors. You can choose weapons as you like. Only you can hit me, and I won't be counted as a horse today."
Someone loses!"
"Then just take it easy and think about it..."
After Zhao Guanren looked at the weapon rack, he actually picked up a broken bench leg, roared and slashed at Elder Ma, causing the examiners to spit out tea leaves.
"Oh, it was impulsive! It's a pity that my clothes are like this..."
Elder Ma smiled bitterly and put his hands on his hips. After easily dodging the incoming bench legs, he turned sideways and slapped Zhao Guanren on the back. Unexpectedly, Zhao Guanren suddenly changed his tactics.
"Bang~"
Elder Ma suddenly raised his head and fell to the ground, and he fell heavily. The five examiners were stunned for a moment. One of them even rubbed his eyes vigorously and asked in disbelief: "What happened? Why did Elder Ma suddenly collapse?"
Already?"
"Hit, hit Dantian, it's so fast..."
The female instructor who was eating melon seeds opened her mouth wide, like a toad that was about to suffocate, but the other person quickly waved his hand and said: "No! There were two blows in total. The wooden stick hit the pubic area, and the elbow hit the chest. If we count again,
If he stepped on his feet, he would have three moves in total!"
"Mr. Ma! Wake up quickly, don't die..."
The five examiners were suddenly shocked again. Zhao Guanren knelt on the ground and pinched someone. After the examiners rushed over, someone immediately exclaimed: "No! I'm out of breath. Go call a doctor!"
"Oops! Mr. Ma is the uncle of the leader of Huoyang. What will happen if he dies..."
The five examiners were all anxious and their heads were smoking. Zhao Guanren was also unlucky. In fact, he had already asked Elder Ma about his weaknesses and knew that he did not have much practical experience at all. He just never expected that the old guy would be so resistant to beatings.