"Master, what's wrong with you? I saw a lump in your throat just now. Did you eat something secretly?" Mrs. Ma raised her head and looked at Malianshan with some confusion.
"No, no, I've been talking to you. When did you eat something secretly?" Malianshan said, trying hard to suppress the strange smell in his mouth that was a bit sour and a bit smelly and made people extremely uncomfortable.
"I know this. The master must have not seen you for a long time. He wants to eat you, but he is too embarrassed to say that he just swallowed his saliva." Mrs. Ma lowered her head and covered her big face with both hands, looking "shy"
appearance.
Malianshan really wanted to crash to death on this jade stone.
You say you're ugly, just be ugly, you still have to be artificial. That's all artificiality, can you be a little more artificial?
He is ugly and his brains are not enough. How come he has such a good fortune and was born in the home of a magistrate?
That’s all, for your father’s sake and this stone’s sake, I’ll just pretend that I’m blind now!
"Madam is a well-educated and well-educated lady. Can you first tell me how you got this stone?" Ma Lianshan hurriedly changed the subject.
If you can find one stone of this kind, it is very likely that you will find a second one. If you control the place where this stone is produced, and find another one worth ten or eight dollars, not to mention making a fortune, the eldest brother's official career in the court will be
I'm afraid it's smooth sailing.
There are people in the court, and the place is powerful. From now on, in Lantian County, which is famous for its jade, will you not be the real leader?
When the time comes, the county magistrate will be nothing to you. If it doesn’t work, let the eldest brother get himself a county magistrate.
Especially the disgusting Yang Yuhuan in front of him, just let Zhixian Yang take him home.
How did Yang Yuhuan know that Mal Lianshan had all these tricks in his stomach? He thought that his behavior had really won the other party's favor, and he was thinking about how to talk about this matter in order to appear "courageous and resourceful".
"Didn't this old house collapse a year ago?" Yang Yuhuan said.
"Well, I know that. The makeshift shack almost froze his old father to death."
"After this year, when the weather gets warmer, the Zhang family plans to rebuild the house on the original location. However, when the weather gets warmer, weeds grow in the fields. In order to eat, don't the Zhang family have to hoe weeds first?
"Yang Yuhuan's eyes murmured, trying to be more detailed and specific.
Ma Lianshan frowned slightly: "Then what?"
"Then he went to hoe the field, and the wild vegetables in the field also grew up together with the wild grasses. The Zhang family began to dig wild vegetables in the field. Master, you don't know, the wild vegetables in their field grew very fat.
It’s big and looks enviable. If Xiaohong hadn’t stopped me, I would have wanted to dig some wild vegetables in his field when no one was around.”
"No, wait, madam, let's wait." Ma Lianshan raised his right hand and gestured hurriedly, "We won't talk about wild vegetables. No matter how fat or big the wild vegetables are, we don't want them. Just tell me, where did this stone come from?
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"The Nu family wants to express it more clearly." Yang Yuhuan glanced at Malianshan resentfully, and then said, "If the Zhang family wants to build a house, they need stones. Our Magou Town is also close to the Bahe River...
"
Before the other party could finish his words, Malianshan hurriedly said: "You mean, this stone comes from the Bahe River beach?"
"No." Yang Yuhuan pouted, looking very angry, "You interrupt someone when they are talking. Do you know that it is very impolite for you to do this?"
"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was rude. Madam continued." Facing such a low-IQ and stubborn person, Ma Lianshan had no choice but to coax him with a few perfunctory words.
"I said I'm thirsty." Yang Yuhuan pretended.
Malianshan looked at the maid next to him who was shaking the cattail leaf fan and said, "Xiao Hong, go and give Madam a cup of tea."
"No, I want you to pour it for me." Yang Yuhuan objected dissatisfiedly, expressing her inner hope.
Ma Lianshan shook his head: "Okay, madam, wait, I will pour you tea."
Seeing Malianshan leaving, Yang Yuhuan had a proud expression on his face: "See, this is called love. When you get married, you must find someone who truly loves you and don't be bound by external conditions.
.”
"Yes, I understand." The two maids replied in unison.
After a short while, Ma Lianshan walked out with a bowl of warm tea and handed it to Yang Yuhuan: "Madam."
"Well, thank you, husband." He took the tea bowl and drank it all in one gulp. Yang Yuhuan's face was filled with happiness.
"Madam, can you continue talking now?"
"Yes." Yang Yuhuan nodded, "They needed stones to build the house, and the weather in April was already a bit hot, so I asked my servants to carry me to the river to enjoy the cool breeze. Ah, I stayed in bed all winter.
The scenery by the river is so beautiful. When I see the small fish in the river, I fall in love and want to go down and catch a few to raise. Occasionally, a few big fish swim by, and I think of burning oil in the pot again.
Fry them."
"Madam, Madam." Malianshan interrupted Yang Yuhuan with a dark face, "Have you ever seen a dog eat shit?"
"How can my husband ask me directly about such a disgusting thing?"
"Let me ask you, have you seen him?" Ma Lianshan raised his tone.
"Of course I've seen this kind of thing before."
“How do dogs eat shit?”
"If you take one gulp, the shit will be gone, right?" Yang Yuhuan's thick eyebrows as thick as fingers frowned slightly, and she said a little confused.
"What if it's a puppy and it can't take a bite?"
"How can a puppy eat shit? Doesn't it want a big dog to feed it?"
Ma Lianshan scratched his head angrily: "Just think about where a big dog would eat a pile of shit that it can't finish in one bite."
"A lump that can't be finished in one bite?" Yang Yuhuan muttered in a low voice, as if he couldn't imagine it. He lowered his head, opened his mouth, and made a few biting movements, "Oh, I know, of course I bite that one."
Pointy."
"Every dog knows how to bite the tip when eating shit. Tell me something. Can you tell me the main point? Don't just chew one bite after another on the edge? I don't want to hear about wild vegetables and small fish. Just tell me where this stone is.
Found in the river?" Malianshan couldn't bear it anymore and roared loudly.
Yang Yuhuan was obviously not used to Ma Lianshan's sudden change of attitude.
He whispered a little aggrievedly: "In the river outside Shuilu Temple."
Seeing the other person lowering his head, Ma Lianshan suddenly felt a trace of guilt in his heart.
No matter how ugly or brainless the other person is, everything she does is just to please herself.
The ugly wife is a treasure in the family. With her helping him take care of the house in his hometown, he can concentrate on his workshop and run a good business.
It really shouldn't be yelled at her so loudly.
"At that time, was this stone discovered by the Zhang family?" Ma Lianshan adjusted his emotions and asked in a low voice.
"Yes. I happened to be by the river at that time. When I saw this stone, I offered a copper plate to buy it. The man from the Zhang family refused to give it, so I gave him an increase of one or two silver coins."
"Ma'am, you just want to give this stone to me?"
"Yes," Yang Yuhuan nodded, "I think this stone is glowing green, and the things made from it must be beautiful, so I thought of giving it to you, Master."
"Okay, I accept your wish. Since the money was paid, why did the fight start again?" Ma Lianshan picked up the jadeite on the table and looked at it for himself.
"The boy from the Zhang family has agreed to sell it to me and was about to give me the stone. His eighty-year-old father came to him with a kettle and steamed buns to deliver food. After asking about this, he held the stone and said
Nothing was sold to me. You said, everything was agreed upon, but going back on your word like this made me even more angry. So I asked my servants to go and snatch it."
"There were many of us, and there were only two of them, father and son. They definitely couldn't catch us. But the old father of the Zhang family held my legs and wouldn't let me go. In desperation, I sat down... Who
Knowing that he doesn't sit regularly, I broke his ribs in one sitting."
Malianshan smiled bitterly and shook his head slowly: "Madam, don't you know how much you weigh in your mind? Even a strong man can't bear such a kick, let alone an eighty-year-old man?
I just hope he can recover and not really die from this."
"I just sat down lightly. If I had sat down with all my strength, I wouldn't have killed him on the spot."