Xiao Cheng logged into an account named "Cheng Ye Xiao He" after a long absence. The first thing he did was delete all the previous videos on the account.
Looking back now, he has no idea what he did in the past, so it’s no wonder no one saw it.
He felt better after uploading the video of the head removal surgery he had just completed.
From now on, games, ghosts and beasts have nothing to do with him. He is just a dog food wholesaler.
Xiao Cheng then opened a game group with thousands of people. He and Su Yiyi were both old members of this group, and he was the administrator.
Xiao Cheng directly took advantage of his privileges to win over everyone.
"What are you doing?" the group leader jumped out immediately, "I'll kill myself if I ask about my title again."
"Yi Yiben and I showed up and made a video together. If you are interested, you can check it out." Xiao Cheng forwarded the video URL, hoping to earn some views first.
The old group members all knew them and were stunned when they heard this, but they immediately clicked on the video.
They thought it was just gay friends showing up, but when they clicked on the video, they saw a bunch of bastard men and women lying shamelessly on the bed!
There is no head, but you can vaguely see that the girl has a good figure. The most important thing is that she hugs the man tightly and makes various different sounds.
"What the hell!?"
"What's going on? Isn't Yiyi a man?"
"She is actually a woman and a voice actress. There are more videos here." Xiao Cheng then forwarded Su Yiyi's homepage. Here is the video of their first day together. Now everyone can clearly see Su Yiyi.
Yiyi's figure is indeed very good, and for a while, the words "wtf" were all over the screen.
As for the voice actors, no one cares about it at the moment.
"???"
"What the hell? Is it true or false? @伊伊(成也小何's apprentice)"
"I believe you, Fuliji doesn't even have such a good figure. How could this be him?"
Many people didn't believe it after reacting and felt that they had been fooled by these two people.
Seeing that Xiao Cheng was under suspicion, Su Yiyi immediately sent two voices, which were exactly the same as those in the video.
The group was like a pot boiling, and it boiled over instantly. Various messages of shock, inquiries, and requests for explosive photos appeared one after another.
Xiao Cheng didn't pay much attention to the group of friends who were being attacked one after another. He just looked at Su Yiyi who was immediately surrounded by a group of people asking questions.
Xiao Cheng discovered that Su Yiyi did not deny that she was his girlfriend, and even thanked some group friends for their blessings.
But in the private chat window that only belonged to the two of them, she was unwilling to admit it.
"?(????ω????)?Why did you tell them that I am your girlfriend? We all know each other so well. It will be so embarrassing in the future."
"As long as we are thick-skinned enough, they will be the ones embarrassed." Xiao Cheng replied nonchalantly.
"_(:3"∠)I'm not that thick-skinned, so I won't talk anymore, I'm going to study."
"Go ahead."
Xiao Cheng could feel that Su Yiyi was no longer as resistant as she was at the beginning. Before the change, she must have immediately said that he could only treat her as a brother. Sure enough, she still expressed her disdain for her integrity.
While resisting, he couldn't help but take it a step further.
Later, Xiao Cheng forwarded the video of the two showing affection to Su Momo. He wanted to know how Su Momo would react after seeing these videos...
Monday morning is hard to get up early.
Su Yiyi came over with prepared breakfast and lunch.
Xiao Chengdu started to feel embarrassed, but Su Yiyi felt that was not enough. She wanted to pamper Xiao Cheng to the heavens, so that if Yao Shiyue came to her door again, Xiao Cheng would never look at her again.
Xiao Cheng really wanted to tell her that he had no feelings for Yao Shiyue anymore and would never get back together with her, but Su Yiyi didn't believe it at all. She even thought that because he mentioned Yao Shiyue again and again, he must be super concerned about her.
Sometimes he is so stubborn that it gives people a headache.
As usual, Xiao Cheng rode his small battery to school. During class, he listened carefully. After class, he sat on the rooftop and ate lunch cooked by Su Yiyi.
In the past, this rooftop was the domain of him, Yao Shiyue and Zheng Kai.
Later, Zheng Kai left because the dog food was too disgusting. Now that he is finally back, he can't help but feel that things are different and everything is different.
"Don't be too sad, there are many good girls in the world." Zheng Kai was afraid that Xiao Cheng would be upset, so he reached out and patted his shoulder. Then he couldn't help being attracted by the rich lunch box in Xiao Cheng's hand, "You lunch box
Where did it come from, and why is it still a bit...cute?"
They actually used vegetables of different colors to make a doll’s smiling face?
"My girlfriend made it."
"???"
"I just found her. You are right. There are indeed many good girls in the world. My current girlfriend is very good. She will make breakfast and lunch for me whenever she is free." Xiao Chengyi said.
"???"
Zheng Kai's mind turned around and he looked at Xiao Cheng as if he was seeing a ghost.
Xiao Cheng knew what Zheng Kai wanted to ask and took the initiative to explain, "You also know her, my gaming apprentice. She is actually a woman and she showed up a few days ago."
"impossible!"
Hearing this, Zheng Kai felt as if tens of thousands of mythical beasts were rushing past in his heart. Why was Xiao Cheng's male apprentice a female, and the beautiful apprentice he accepted was a foot-picking uncle?
Damn it! Why did it become like this? Shouldn't it be the time for him to comfort the lovelorn Xiao Cheng and warmly welcome his brother back to the single aristocracy?
What Zheng Kai couldn't accept even more was the video Xiao Cheng showed next.
This video was recorded by Xiao Cheng and Su Yiyi yesterday, and it has not yet undergone head surgery.
A handsome man and a beautiful woman hugged each other and lay in bed, while his girlfriend acted coquettishly and asked him to get up.
Who is this super pretty girl!?
Zheng Kai looked at it for a while, then screamed like a killing dog and covered his eyes in pain.
"Fuck! My eyes! My eyes!!!"
In the video, Xiao Cheng, who is like a winner in life, and the beautiful women's various coquettish voices are like the sharpest knife in the world, stabbing deeply into his eyes and chest.
Has Xiao Chengte been single for 100 lifetimes? Concentrating all his love luck in this lifetime, even the sissy game apprentice can become a goddess?
"Don't be too sad. The world is fair. You don't have a girlfriend in this life, which only means that you were a harem king in your previous life." Xiao Cheng comforted her in Zheng Kai's way.
Then he suggested: "In the future, you should also pay attention to the male netizens. She changed her gender to female because she was annoyed by others. If your male netizen is really a woman, she must be a beautiful woman who is annoyed by others."
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Zheng Kai was shocked when he heard this, it makes sense!
Only ordinary women in reality will enjoy the popularity of troll netizens on the Internet. If they are beautiful women, they will definitely make them sick.
It seems that in the future, we should really pay more attention to those male netizens who make people think that they are gay.
Zheng Kai didn't think much about it for the time being, so he hurriedly asked. He really had too many questions.
The two of them actually fell into bed together so quickly!