The main reason is that there are two women in front of him now.
Being a woman is already a lot of trouble.
Not to mention two!
What's more, one of them is a blind date!
He felt like his head was as big as a knot!
"Two girls..." He thought for a while and decided that he had to stand up to resolve the current embarrassment.
After all, he is a man.
A man should still take some responsibilities.
"Can we not be here..." He looked at the eyes of the nearby people looking at them.
Vaguely, he heard someone saying, 'It's really God's fault' and 'It's actually two phoenixes vying for the dragon'.
Some people are even sighing, ‘Today’s women really worship money, the world is getting worse, the world is getting worse! I’m going to vote for the Republicans this year!’
This made Lingpingan feel a little sick.
Fortunately, these two girls are quite reasonable.
"Sir, whatever you say is what you say!" He Rourou called softly, her voice trembling.
Zheng Manjing was a little more reserved.
The little girl nodded slightly: "I listen to the young master!"
Lingping's head is a little big again.
……………………
After a while, Tao Zhan slowly opened his eyes.
He found that he was tied to a chair.
Overhead, an incandescent lamp swayed.
On the glass window in front, there is a line of bold and enlarged red fonts: Those who confess will be treated with leniency, those who resist will be treated with severity!
A woman in military uniform, with a heroic appearance and a beauty that frightened him a little, was sitting behind the glass window.
Her eyes were staring at herself.
"Who are you?" Tao Zhan immediately struggled: "What do you want to do?"
"I am Tao Zhan!"
Snapped!
The female officer clapped her beautiful hand and the entire glass window shook.
"Tao Zhan!"
"You know what you have done!"
"Be honest, and maybe I can intercede for you in front of the Great Protector!"
"otherwise!"
"Northwest Town Demon Prison, Ryukyu Demon Prison Tower, you can choose any place to spend the rest of your life!"
"Besides, don't even think about committing suicide!"
A ghost blue soul wearing a military uniform emerged from behind the female officer.
This soul wears an armband.
There is a skull on the armband.
"This is the seducer I invited from the underworld!"
"Even if you die, your soul will fall into our hands!"
"I promise! The punishment in the underworld will be crueler than the punishment in the yang world!"
"Today's Yinsi City God is even more jealous of evil!"
The ghost in military uniform stuck out his long tongue, made a rattling sound, and said sadly: "That's right! Now my Miss Chenghuang hates evil as much as she hates evil!"
"If you dare to commit suicide!"
"My Miss Chenghuang will definitely prepare a complete set of underworld meals for you!"
The ghost raised the armband on his shoulder: "Did you see it?"
It stretched out a bone-white finger dotted with ghostly ghost fire and pointed at its armband: "I am the ghost agent who patrols the four directions under the orders of the City God!"
On the armband, written in simplified Chinese: Federal Empire Underworld Law Enforcement and Supervision Brigade.
However, Tao Zhan had already been frightened to death.
Anyone suddenly wakes up and finds that not only has he been arrested, but that an officer is interrogating him.
There are also ghost missionaries to help.
Even if you want to die.
Everyone would be scared to death.
This is exactly the latest interrogation method used by the black guards in the past two days.
Against ordinary people, the effect is superb!
After all, even the most vicious people are afraid of the underworld.
The concept of being cut into pieces after death and suffering the punishment of hell is even more deeply rooted in people's hearts.
But, how could they know.
Today's Yinsi City God is nothing more than a rough creation.
I could only find a place to stay in the Netherland of Cross Slope.
The so-called City God is just a temporary worker.
There isn't much real enforcement capability.
As for the Six Paths of Hell?
Don't even think about it.
Still exploring!
The most important thing is that not everyone becomes a ghost after death.
Most people's souls disappear after death.
Only in a few cases, due to various reasons, will they not dissipate naturally and become ghosts.
As for this kind of ghost, Yinsi actually doesn't have much control now. He can only find ways to find it and then send it to Cross Slope. Only in Cross Slope, the city god is the city god!
But this does not prevent the black-clad guards from using it to scare people.
And it's always scary.
Tao Zhan's traffic was no exception. He was immediately frightened out of his wits and was willing to say anything.
So, he immediately shouted: "Don't! Don't! I'll do it! I'll do it!"
What is more terrifying than death is death.
Just looking at that ghostly ghost.
Tao Zhan's defenses have been completely broken!
…………………………………………
Lingpingan took two strange girls and found a fairly quiet tea restaurant in the memorial hall.
In this tea restaurant, he found the quietest and most remote seat.
"You two girls, please sit down!" he said.
The girl named He Rourou looked at him and then sat down carefully.
Then the blind date introduced by the aunt, who seemed to be named Zheng Manjing, sat down on the other side of the table.
Lingpingan shook his head and could only pull out his chair and sit down.
Then, he picked up the menu and asked the two of them: "Do you two girls want something to eat?"
He Rourou said softly: "Whatever the young master eats, I will eat!"
Her voice sounded a little strange, trembling every now and then.
It's like the sound of my roommate when I was in college in Lingpingan, who often watched some unhealthy movies on the quilt.
but……
It sounds much better than those short movies.
At least it's not nauseating, and at least it sounds comfortable.
Lingpingan looked at Zheng Manjing: "Where is Miss Zheng?"
Zheng Manjing nodded slightly and said softly: "I just want a cup of tea!"
It's different from He Rourou's voice.
This girl Zheng's voice is very gentle.
Just like a teacher in kindergarten.
Always speak softly.
Moreover, Lingpingan noticed that this girl Zheng Manjing's eyes were blue and somewhat exotic.
Even though he has prosopagnosia, he still feels cute.
It makes him feel as cute as a newborn baby.
Or a baby killer whale swimming with its mother in the ocean.
"Why do I think of this little girl as Gungun, a killer whale?" He shook his head, summoned the waiter, and said, "Bring us two cups of milk tea and one cup of clear tea!"
The waiter asked: "Sir, what flavor of milk tea do you want?"
"Whatever!" Lingpingan shrugged: "Just use your sign!"
"Okay!" The waiter bowed very politely: "Please wait a moment!"
Lingpingan watched the waiter leave.
He looked back and found the two girls, across the table, with their four eyes on fire.
He looked a little familiar.
"Isn't this...isn't this the plot in those Shura Chang novels I've read?"
"Two heroines, refusing to give in to each other..."
"Then... the plot will develop and the scumbag male protagonist will be sleeping with him for various reasons!"
But the problem is...
Lingpingan raised his head: "I just met them!"
and……
He is not the protagonist in Shura Chang's novel either.
Not reborn, not handsome, not interesting.
He is just a otaku who wants to wait for death and win evenly, which is no fun.