Chapter 69 The gangster was subdued by me and my cat
It was another boring day. Lingpingan sat at the counter bored and looked at the computer screen.
He felt that life seemed to have lost its meaning.
Because the document on the computer screen displays zero words.
The coding time is 6 hours and 42 minutes.
The input speed is 3260 words per hour.
But there is not a single word in the document.
Because they were all deleted by him.
I tried four different beginnings in total.
The son-in-law, the king of soldiers, the abandoned young man, the useless man counterattacked.
They are all the hottest themes right now!
But unfortunately, every beginning can only become a beginning.
Then he deleted it.
Because……
"Damn rationality!" he sighed.
For Internet article authors, reasonable habits are really the enemy of life! It is the biggest obstacle that hinders every author's promotion and rise!
And obviously, he couldn't break this barrier.
When writing about a son-in-law, I want to test the prices...
Isn’t this just asking for trouble for yourself?
Meow!
The kitten Best jumped on him and rubbed its little head affectionately on his chest.
It seemed to be comforting him.
"So good!" Lingpingan touched the kitten's soft hair and felt some warmth.
He stood up and looked out the door.
It's already evening.
He looked at the takeaway food box delivered at noon.
There is also a lot of sushi and a big bowl of eel rice.
He thought for a moment and gave up the urge to order takeout.
When he was in school, he already knew the importance of environmental protection.
For the federal empire’s forests and wetlands, and for the protected flora and fauna that inhabit protected areas.
Lingpingan has always been very frugal.
So, he picked up the leftover meals at noon, walked upstairs, warmed them up, slipped down, sat at the counter and started eating.
The leftovers don’t taste that good.
But Lingpingan ate slowly and half-full.
He put down the bowl and chopsticks and looked at the kitten, who was looking at him eagerly.
"You want to drink tea again?" He could tell at a glance that the little guy was greedy for his 'tea'.
Meow.
The kitten meowed intelligently.
"Okay!" Lingpingan stood up, picked up the tea cup, poured some leaves from the drawer, then walked to the water dispenser and made a cup of fragrant tea.
One person and one cat shared this cup of fragrant tea.
"Comfortable!" After drinking his share, Lingpingan slumped on the chair comfortably.
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a drunken figure, staggering in front of his store.
Snap!
He fell to the ground.
Lingpingan stood up quickly. He opened the door and saw the guy lying at his door.
A foreign man who seemed to be in his thirties.
Lingpingan scratched his head.
As a law-abiding and quality citizen of the federal empire, Lingpingan is still very friendly to these foreign friends.
After all, those who usually come to the Federation Empire are either here for tourism or to discuss business.
"Your Excellency..." He knelt down and patted the drunk man on the shoulder: "How are you?"
He is not afraid that this drunkard does not understand the federal and imperial language.
Because the official language of the Federal Empire is universally used.
After all, almost everyone wants the Federal Empire, and the Federal Empire can actually live a prosperous life without leaving this world.
That's why the Republicans advocate glorious isolation.
It has nothing to do with us if foreigners beat us to death or live!
Wouldn't it be nice to close the door and hide in a small building to become one?
When the drunk man heard his words, he seemed to be sober and opened his eyes.
Then, he moved his lips.
Lingpingan quickly lowered his head again.
As a result, he saw a dagger pressed against his neck.
"Boy!" This foreign drunkard suddenly changed from a drunken state to extremely fierce. He grabbed Lingpingan's collar and pressed the dagger tightly against his neck: "Take me in quickly.
Otherwise, don’t blame my knife for being unkind!”
Lingpingan was so scared that he peed.
This is the first time in my life that I have encountered such a dangerous thing.
However, he was not panicked.
After thinking about it carefully, he decided to hold off the foreigner first.
So, he said: "Calm down! Sir, calm down!"
"Everything can be discussed..." He looked at the dagger at his neck. For some reason, Lingpingan was still a little excited.
It seemed that what was pressed against his neck was just a toy knife.
"Are you looking for money, or not?" he asked.
"Stop talking nonsense!" The foreigner began to exert force on his hands: "Pretend to help me into your shop first!"
"Okay!" Lingpingan nodded: "Since you like..."
So, he stretched out his hand, cooperated with the foreigner's actions, pulled him up, and then walked into the store under his coercion.
Meow!
A cat meowed loudly.
Lingpingan's eyes saw the kitten Best jumping up from the corner of the counter.
The kitten's strong posture is extremely elegant.
It landed on the foreigner's head at an extremely fast speed.
Then, he stretched out his claws and suddenly scratched his scalp.
ah!
The foreigners made pitiful cries.
It looked like the cat scratched him in pain.
Lingpingan immediately took the opportunity to break free from his coercion.
Then with a quick step, he picked up the bronze Taotie handicraft from the counter and placed it in the corner of the counter, intending to give it to my aunt.
Just look back.
Boom!
The bronze handicraft struck the opponent's skull.
It made him bleed profusely.
He staggered and fell to the ground.
Lingpingan stepped forward cautiously and kicked him, but there was no response.
"Brother, I'm scared to death!" He let out a long breath.
Then he picked up the phone: "Hello, Yaoyaoling?"
"There are gangsters here who are robbing me with knives..."
"Well, you may not believe it, but the gangster was subdued by me and my cat..."
"What a thrill!"
"Hurry up and get someone here!"
After hanging up the phone, Lingpingan stepped forward and hugged the kitten Best, who was still lying next to the foreign gangster, growling lowly, showing his teeth and claws, looking like a hunter.
Then he kissed it mouth to mouth.
"Little darling, you are so brave!" Lingpingan said: "From now on, I will buy you whatever you want to eat!"
If it weren't for the kitten, Lingpingan doubted that he would be here today.
So thrilling!
but……
So exciting!
do not know why……
There is a vague hope in Lingpingan's heart.
I look forward to being stimulated like this every day.
"Bah, bah, bah!" he spat again and again: "The bad ones don't work, the good ones work!"
The federal empire's police are very efficient.
A few minutes later, a police car with its siren blaring arrived at the door of Lingpingan's store.
A burly police officer got out of the car with several police officers.
"Where are the gangsters?" the police officer asked.
Lingpingan pointed to his counter.
"Officer, where are you?" he said.
In his eyes, the man lying in front of his counter was a typical foreigner.
He has blond hair, slightly bald head, and pockmarks on his face.
But in the eyes of the police officer.
Who are those people on the ground?
It was clearly a broken corpse that had been smashed to pieces, with almost the entire body broken into pieces, but the characteristics of a werewolf could be vaguely discerned.
