Lin Mo, whose mind was originally in a state of confusion, immediately exploded after hearing these words. What day? Who knows what day it is?
We agreed to pretend to be my boyfriend for once, but I also want to ask you why you lie in my arms?
What day, how do I know what day it is? The Dragon Boat Festival has just passed and the Ghost Festival has not come. Is it possible that this girl wants to celebrate Father's Day for herself?
"What day?"
Lin Mo asked cautiously. At this time, Lin Mo had not realized that this was a dream. As a result, after Lin Mo finished saying this, Zhang Ningxi stood up, her face becoming more and more gloomy. The two people who were originally staying at Zhang Ningxi's parents' home
I don’t know when I came to the tea house. It’s not just the surrounding environment that has changed. Zhang Ningxi didn’t know when I put on a tactical uniform, carried a man-made anti-tank missile on his shoulder, and his finger was already on the trigger.
, just as Lin Mo was about to stop him, he heard Zhang Ningxi speak.
"Go to hell! Big pig hooves!"
The jade finger was raised, the trigger was pulled, and the missile dragged its long tail, whizzing towards Lin Mo and the tea house. Lin Mo could still vaguely hear Zhang Ningxi's angry words...
In Lin Mo's heart, ten thousand grass and mud horses roared past, this woman is too cruel!
I couldn't care about the teahouse or Xiao Hei. I could only ask for blessings for the treasures stored on the second floor. I suddenly exerted force on my legs, lowered my body and blocked my face with my arms. At the same time, I twisted my waist and flew out. A very standard
The donkey rolled out and rushed towards the teahouse door.
Until now, Lin Mo hadn't figured out where the girl got the anti-tank missile, and there was another question that puzzled Lin Mo the most.
What day is today?
It's not too late for you to tell me what day it is today before taking action!
Pain, very severe pain, his forehead hit the threshold of the teahouse, Lin Mo fell heavily to the ground, and an explosion sounded behind him.
He thought he would vomit a mouthful of old blood and pass out, but Lin Mo suddenly discovered that there seemed to be something wrong with the stone bricks at the entrance of the teahouse.
This brick is a bit soft. It feels fleshy and warm. The key is that it feels pretty good!
"Snapped"
A stone brick flew up and hit Lin Mo hard on the face. With such force, his handsome face would probably have to change even if it was not disfigured.
And under the impact of this stone brick, everything in Lin Mo's eyes rotated, the earth turned into the sky, the sky turned into the earth, and the door frame within reach had been twisted and changed. Lin Mo was in
During this period of dizziness, I finally opened my eyes, held my head, rubbed my face, and began to look at everything around me.
That’s right, I’m still in the teahouse!
Touch the soft ground that is still rolling, press the ground flat with force, and then slowly sit up straight.
When Lin Mo finally woke up from swaying, he noticed the situation in front of him. He didn't know when he rolled down from the chair, and there was someone underneath him. No wonder the ground was so soft.
"Lin Mo! You damn profiteer, stinking profiteer, get up quickly!"
Lin Mo looked down at the person under him. Judging from the shape and hearing the voice, this person seemed to be Wang Linlin's little girl. At this time, Wang Linlin was facing the ground and was pressed under Lin Mo. Lin Mo was sitting on Wang Linlin's side.
On the back, one hand pressed Wang Linlin's little head, and the other hand pressed Wang Linlin's shoulder, making her whole body stick to the ground. At this time, she couldn't move away and was pulling her neck and screaming.
There were a few black palm prints on Wang Linlin's face. Judging from the size of the fingerprints, they seemed to be about the same size as her own hand. She took back one hand and smelled it.
The smell of moisturizing water
Lin Mo originally thought he had woken up, but looking at the current situation, he should have fallen from one nightmare into another more terrifying nightmare. Wang Linlin appeared in this nightmare, so it must be the most terrifying nightmare, but now
what to do?
The pain I felt just now meant that I was not dreaming, but this was the most terrifying thing.
To let go or not to let go, that is the question.
To get up or not to get up is also a question.
What should we do next? If this happens, that little girl Wang Linlin will have to tear down Lin Mo even if she doesn't demolish the teahouse.
So, how about continuing to pretend to be asleep? This is a good idea, then fall down?
"Lin Mo! I know you're awake, get up quickly!"
Only then did Lin Mo notice that Wang Linlin was facing sideways and could see himself. He was embarrassed and had no choice. Lin Mo had no choice but to get up. The plan of pretending to sleep was ended before it even started.
"That, it's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding, I just fell asleep, this..."
As Lin Mo spoke, he stood up hurriedly and respectfully helped Miss Wang up. Miss Wang glared at Lin Mo fiercely, patted the dust on her body with her hands, and then took out the bag from her bag.
Taking out the makeup box, Lin Mo knew what was in it, so he didn't need to care about the others, but there was another mirror inside the makeup box. When the makeup box opened slowly, Lin Mo had a premonition that something was wrong.
"Xiao Hei!"
At the critical moment, Lin Mo made the final choice. Facing the critical moment of life and death, he could only summon the mythical beast!
The little black cat had just woken up. Hearing Lin Mo's call, he thought the boss was about to give out benefits again. He jumped to Lin Mo's side, but before he could stand firm on the table, he was caught by Lin Mo.
, the second before Wang Linlin put away the mirror and was about to go crazy, she stuffed the little black cat into Wang Linlin's arms.
"Meow!"
Originally, Wang Linlin was going to smash the makeup box in her hand directly on Lin Mo's face, but suddenly she felt that there was something furry in her arms.
The little thing who ran out was hugged tightly in his arms.
After seeing that Wang Linlin had no ability to take action, Lin Mo finally breathed a long sigh of relief and escaped. Looking at the little black cat that fell under the clutches of Miss Wang Linlin and kept struggling, Lin Mo could only secretly say to the little black cat.
Hei apologized.
As the saying goes, a dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist. For the safety of your boss, Xiao Hei, it would be better for you to betray your lust.
"Where can I wash my face?"
Wang Linlin turned around, not looking at Lin Mo, but more importantly, she blocked the face that was stained by Lin Mo.
"later."
Lin Mo stretched out his hand and pointed. Wang Linlin walked over holding the little black cat angrily. She raised her angry little fist high and slowly lowered it. She turned her fist into a palm and followed the little black cat's hair, but the little black cat still
You could feel the murderous aura on Wang Linlin's body, and the cold air was leaking from the cracks of your fingernails. The little black cat lay in Wang Linlin's arms and did not dare to move, even trembling slightly.
Sure enough, not letting Lin Mo find a girlfriend was the right choice. If Lin Mo and Xiao Hei are given another chance to hold a group meeting, they will definitely implement this decision to the end!
Ten minutes later, Wang Linlin walked out of the bathroom with the little black cat in her arms, went to the lobby of the tea house, found a chair and sat down, while stroking the cat, she stared at Lin Mo without saying a word, so ruthlessly.
Staring blankly.
Lin Mo's cannibalistic gaze sent shivers down Lin Mo's spine. Even with his back to Wang Linlin, he could feel Wang Linlin's murderous intent.
"Well, Miss Wang, what do you need from the shop today? Do you want to have a cup of tea first? Or a bag of dried fish?"
"No drink, no food!"
Wang Linlin gritted her teeth and spit out five words, her almond-shaped eyes widened, and her hand kept switching between claws and palms.
"Then you must have something to do here today, right? If you have anything, just tell me and I will do my best to help you."
Lin Mo didn't know when he had made a pot of tea. He poured the tea into the cup and held it in his left hand. In the other hand, he held an opened bag of dried fish and held it respectfully in front of Wang Linlin.
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"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Madam, please calm down your anger. I specially prepared this tea for you. It has the effect of beautifying and replenishing the skin. It can also replenish blood and qi, making the skin smoother and more elastic."
Although Wang Linlin has the temper of a young lady, she is not ignorant. She also knows in her heart that she cannot blame Lin Mo for what happened just now. When Wang Linlin first came to the teahouse in the morning, she found Lin Mo leaning on the chair with her eyes closed as usual. At first, Wang Linlin
She thought Lin Mo was just pretending to be asleep, but when she walked to Lin Mo, called Lin Mo several times and found that Lin Mo really didn't respond, then she knew that Lin Mo was really asleep.
Wang Linlin rolled her eyes and took out the lipstick from her bag, ready to tease Lin Mo. However, it backfired. Just when Wang Linlin was about to draw the lipstick on Lin Mo's face, Lin Mo suddenly sat up from the chair and suddenly
He jumped forward and knocked Wang Linlin down.
The little girl thought her behavior had been discovered. When Lin Mo pounced on her, her first reaction was not to push Lin Mo away. Instead, she hid the lipstick in her pocket and waited for Lin Mo to press her down.
It was only when he was on the ground that he realized something was wrong. He subconsciously reached out to resist and slapped Lin Mo.
After the beating, she regretted it. She wanted to apologize to Lin Mo when she got up, but she didn't expect that after Lin Mo paused for a moment, he took her shoulders and turned her around, causing her to lie directly on her back.
On the ground, Wang Linlin regretted it at this time, not regretting hitting Lin Mo, nor regretting her prank, but regretting that she should not hide the lipstick first, but should give Lin Mo a kick first, and then give Lin Mo a pass.
Throw him on the shoulder and let him sober up.
The key is that Lin Mo didn't finish his movements. He pressed his hand on the ground, which was covered with dust. Then he touched Wang Linlin's little face and rubbed it with Wang Linlin's regretful eyes. Wang Linlin could already imagine the pain on her face.
He screamed angrily, struggled and slapped Lin Mo on the face. Then Lin Mo stopped completely and finally woke up.
Seeing Lin Mo's flattering expression now, Wang Linlin wanted to be angry, but she didn't know who to be angry with. The source of all these things was herself, but it was not to blame Lin Mo and Wang Linlin couldn't get over the hurdle in her heart, so she could only put everything aside.
She suppressed her anger and said nothing while licking the cat. However, when she heard about Lin Mo's beauty treatment, Wang Linlin couldn't sit still. After all, there is no girl who doesn't love beauty.
"Looking at how sincere you are, I will reluctantly forgive you this time. Does this tea really have the effects you said?"
While Wang Linlin was speaking, she eagerly took the tea and drank it in one gulp.
"Oh, no, I lied to you. You already said you forgive me and you can't go back on it!"
Hearing Wang Linlin say that she forgives herself, Lin Mo suddenly felt relieved. He gave Miss Wang another cup of tea, watched her impatiently drink the second cup, and spat out this sentence lightly, but Lin Mo finished speaking.
, Wang Linlin, who was still drinking tea, stopped for a moment, then took away the tea cup and squirted out. Lin Mo reacted quickly and hid aside in the blink of an eye. Wang Linlin put the tea cup on the table, lowered her head and exuded a very scary feeling.