Sleeping time always flies by. Every time I close my eyes and open them, it's dawn again. When the sun shines directly into the room through the glassless window, Lin Mo is still lying on the bed with his butt sticking out and whining loudly.
sleep.
"Snapped"
"Plop"
"Hey, I'll go!"
A series of onomatopoeia only wants to explain one thing. Our protagonist Lin Mo woke up and was slapped directly from the bed to the floor. According to the principles of positivism, this matter is very unreasonable. First of all
, slap a person sleeping on the bed in the face, and slap him directly from the middle of the bed to the ground. Considering the weight of the human body and the friction between the bed sheets, as well as the position of the center of gravity and the length of the moment arm, this is no less difficult.
Yu punched a person into the air, which is a force of more than 800 kilograms. Taking into account the flipping caused by the inertia of the human body, and the instinctive reaction caused by the confusion of orientation caused by the confusion of consciousness at the moment of awakening...
Okay, let's skip this point first and go straight to the second unreasonable point, which is that there is only Lin Mo in this room.
"Meow!"
Well, there is another cat sitting on the bedside. This cat is as black as ink, and its coat is as smooth as brocade. At this time, it is sitting on the bedside and licking its paws. If it weren’t for the cat using a kind of
He looked at the big one lying on the ground with disdainful eyes. He was probably quite cute.
However, nothing seemed to have happened to our client, Lin Mo. He turned over and snored again. The black cat shook his head, made a low meow as if sighing, and then jumped onto the bed next to him.
A cabinet, looking down at Lin Mo, who was sleeping soundly on the floor, he directly raised his right paw. The moment the black cat's claw was raised, five sharp blade-like nails shot out from the flesh pad, and the sunlight
The light shining on it was particularly bright, and a few rays of cold light rippled in the room, making the temperature of the room seem to have dropped several degrees.
Looking down at Lin Mo again, he found that the big one was still sleeping soundly. The black cat finally gave up his expectations for the big one. He swung his right paw down hard, and the sound of a sharp blade piercing the air suddenly sounded. The black cat's
There were even a few afterimages on the right paw.
And its target was the square black thing on the cabinet that could shine like a black cat. It was also the only electrical appliance in the room - Lin Mo's mobile phone.
"Snapped"
The expected sound of the phone breaking into pieces did not appear. The black cat's paw was caught by a big hand, and the phone disappeared. At the same time, the big one that was lying on the ground snoring was missing. He was now snoring.
Standing by the bed, holding the black cat's paw with one hand and holding the phone in front of his chest with the other, he looked at the black cat on the cabinet with great vigilance, for fear that it might claw at his phone.
"Xiao Hei, what are you doing? Don't you know that this thing is my life? You want to rebel. In ancient times, you were committing rebellion and murdering the master!"
Lin Mo carefully put the phone into his pocket, and the hand holding the black cat's paw loosened up. He pointed at the black cat and gave him an ideological education. However, it was obvious that Lin Mo's ideological education was very unsuccessful.
The black cat just glanced at Lin Mo, then stretched out its tongue and licked its paw that had just been grabbed by Lin Mo.
And then—"Bah, bah, bah!"
The black cat immediately started spitting. It was hard to imagine that a cat would do such an action. In fact, in the black cat's consciousness, if it wasn't for the dried fish he had eaten last night, the black cat might have spit directly.
Lin Mo had a look on his face, uh, this height difference, okay, spit him out.
"Do you know who is the boss in this store? Me! I am the boss! How can you treat your boss like this!"
Our boss Lin has already started to go online. As for the black cat, he has started to lick his other paw. This is not the first time this has happened. He has long been used to it. Well, this paw remains in Shanghai.
The smell of dried fish, no, you have to lick it slowly. This is the only thought in the black cat's mind now. As for someone, it seems that someone is saying something. What is it saying? Why can't I understand it? Oh, no, is someone talking?
?The dried fish tastes so good.
"Gulu" "Gulu"
Two voices sounded almost at the same time. The black cat stopped licking its paws and Lin Mo stopped talking. The eyes of the big one and the small one immediately met. They were hungry.
"Meow"
"Do you still have any stock? Take it out and share some, you can't work hungry, right?"
"Meow meow!"
"What? That was the last bag yesterday? How can you eat it so well?"
"Meow!"
"Okay, I admit, I ate most of that package of dried fish, so what should I do? Let's have instant noodles in the morning. Do you want braised beef or seafood?"
"Meow meow meow"
"Hey, I've changed the flavor this time, Laotan pickled cabbage, okay, I'll make it, I'll make it, and I'll come downstairs later."
After saying that, Lin Mo plugged the phone into the charging cable, turned around and left the room to prepare their breakfast. His footsteps were very light and there was basically no sound. With the sound of the door closing, the black cat looked at him again.
Lin Mo's figure disappeared, and the black cat curled down and lay on the cabinet, looking powerless. His eyes were slightly closed, and he quietly stared in the direction of the door through his narrowed eyes, as if he was looking at the door.
What are you waiting for?
"Three, two, one"
The black cat was counting down in his heart. Just after counting one word, the door was suddenly opened. Lin Mo's head poked through the crack in the door. He looked around at everything in the room and saw the black cat on the cabinet looking listless.
Lying on the cabinet, Lin Mo sighed, closed the door again, turned and left. At this time, Lin Mo's footsteps were a bit heavy, and it seemed that he was not in a good mood.
But just when the door was closed again and Lin Mo's footsteps gradually faded away, the black cat jumped up from the cabinet with a "swish", ran to the top of the wardrobe with a few jumps, opened a box with its paws, and placed
After digging around, a small dried fish appeared in front of Black Cat's eyes. Black Cat's right paw was raised again, but only one nail popped out. Looking at the dried fish, Black Cat was very hesitant, his nose
After sniffing and licking the corner of his mouth, he still couldn't resist the temptation. He swung his claws down and a small section of the fish's tail fell off.
With lightning speed, the black cat swallowed about one-seventh of the dried fish into its mouth, then quickly hid the remaining dried fish again, and jumped to the ground in a blink of an eye.
He returned to the cabinet and lay down in the original position. A smile appeared on the corner of the black cat's mouth. Well, the dried fish tastes really good, but he was a little reluctant to swallow it.