Faced with Liao Yu's crying, Lin Mo only responded to her with a few belches. Then, Liao Yu cried even harder, as if she was about to dry up her tears.
He looked Liao Yu up and down and roughly judged Liao Yu's weight. According to the fact that 65% of the human body is water, he also roughly judged the flow rate of the tears. Lin Mo knew that Liao Yu was still there for a while.
Will not dehydrate.
In other words, if we don't think of any way, we probably won't be able to solve the crying that surrounds the bookstore in a short time.
"Ahem, um, this stuff is quite delicious."
Lin Mo scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed. Faced with such a situation, Lin Mo didn't know what to do.
These days, dealing with girls crying is the most troublesome thing. For Lin Mo, it would be easier to deal with a zombie. The crying made his brain work a little slow, and Lin Mo couldn't think of anything for a while.
Good words, I have nothing to say to praise this dinner.
"Uuuuuuu~, you pay for my dinner..."
But what they got in exchange was even more pitiful cries. The poor Liao Yu pointed at Lin Mo for a long time, but still couldn't utter any vicious words.
"No, you have eaten all this. Otherwise, how much money did you spend on this? I will compensate you and you will buy another one?"
Rubbing his belly, Lin Mo opened the drawer, took out a few pieces of money from the 20,000 yuan given by Lucy in the morning, and handed them to Liao Yu.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu You are bullying people, I have been waiting in line for an hour, and now the store is closed..."
Liao Yu cried more and more miserably, her delicate body trembling and twitching, and the two round and plump balls swayed up and down with her sobbing, making Lin Mo feel dizzy.
"Um... how about ordering takeout?"
“That store doesn’t have takeout!”
Well, facing this situation, Lin Mo really had no choice at all. Under this situation, there was only one way to deal with it, and that was to pretend to be dead.
They didn’t agree to pay for it, and they didn’t agree to ordering takeout. Not to mention it was closed at that time. Even if the shop was open, Lin Mo couldn’t say that he would accompany her to wait in line for another hour, although the food was indeed delicious.
of.
In such an unreasonable situation, she said something was wrong. Lin Mo lay down on the chair, closed her eyes, and listened to Liao Yu crying motionlessly, thinking that there was no way to solve it anyway, so she would always
There may be times when you are tired of crying.
"Uuuuuu~ If you're still sleeping, get up and have dinner with me!"
Liao Yu, who was full of pear blossoms, cried for a long time, and found that Lin Mo had no voice. He looked inside the counter, my dear, this guy wants to sleep after eating so much?
A living person like her was standing here crying, and he turned a blind eye?
Who did it wrong?
Have you ever felt like eating someone else’s dinner?
Looking at the one put in the plastic bag
Stacking lunch boxes, Liao Yu felt that Lin Mo sitting at the counter was really just a pig. Not only could he eat so much, but he would sleep when he was full. However, seeing Lin Mo's figure, he felt very depressed.
"He doesn't move much every day and eats so much. How on earth does he maintain such a good figure?"
"No, why did I think of this? He must pay for my dinner!"
Feeling aggrieved, Liao Yu walked around the counter aggressively and stood directly behind Lin Mo.
"You! Get up!"
He reached out and pushed Lin Mo a few times, but Lin Mo didn't react at all and didn't even open his eyes.
"Get up quickly and give me my dinner!"
Seeing that Lin Mo had no reaction, Liao Yu angrily grabbed Lin Mo's clothes and shook him hard. As a result, he used too much force and directly pulled Lin Mo down.
With a "boom", Lin Mo and the chair fell heavily to the ground.
"Hey!"
Liao Yu was startled, and the anger in his heart dissipated in an instant. Looking at Lin Mo, who was lying motionless on the ground, his grievances had disappeared, leaving only panic.
There was no other reason. After Lin Mo fell down with the chair, he didn't move at all. He just lay there no matter how hard he fell, as if he had suddenly died.
"Hey, are you okay?"
Liao Yu reached out and pushed Lin Mo, but did not get any response. He stretched out his hand to feel Lin Mo's nose. Liao Yu's pretty face instantly became extremely pale, and he didn't care to cry anymore.
"Why aren't you breathing?"
"Wake up! Wake up!"
Two small hands grabbed Lin Mo's collar and kept shaking it, but how could she shake Lin Mo with her strength? After several shakes, Lin Mo still didn't react at all, and Liao Yu's face became paler.
"How to do how to do?"
At this time, Liao Yu only had these three words in her mind. When she thought that she had dragged Lin Mo into this state, she became even more panicked.
"Woo, wake up, wake up!"
I thought quickly and thought of a solution, but when the situation came to a head, my mind was completely blank, and there was no solution at all.
"By the way, chest and lung compressions!"
Suddenly thinking of the first aid methods often seen on TV, Liao Yu immediately folded his hands in a decent manner and performed chest and lung compressions on Lin Mo, but Lin Mo lay there still unresponsive.
"Wake up, wuwu, what should I do~"
All the hard work turned out to be of no use. Liao Yu sat there on her knees, her tears flowing even more fiercely, and she was completely frightened.
What happened to Lin Mo lying on the ground?
Of course he was pretending to be dead. Since he thought of pretending to be dead, he simply acted more thoroughly and was dragged to the ground by Liao Yu. Although the collision hurt a little, it didn't count at all.
What.
Feeling Liao Yu use her little hands to test whether he was still breathing, Lin Mo felt happy in his heart. He took the bait and held his breath, making Liao Yu think that he was dead. He thought that Liao Yu would be scared away, but instead
Unexpectedly, the girl started to press his chest continuously.
This almost made Lin Mo fail, but fortunately he persisted. After waiting for a while, Liao Yu stopped performing chest and lung compressions, but the weight on Lin Mo's body did not decrease at all. Liao Yu was sitting on his knees.
There, but instead of kneeling on the ground, he knelt on Lin Mo's chest.
"Who did this girl learn first aid from?"
He complained in his heart, but Lin Mo still didn't take any action. He just hoped that Liao Yu could leave quickly. Today's matter was settled. As soon as Liao Yu left, Lin Mo would definitely close the bookstore without saying a word.
Listening to the crying above my head, the tip of my nose seemed to have been rubbed by something. It smelled good, but it also felt very itchy.
Lin Mo insisted, not letting himself have any reaction. He was really helpless towards this Liao Yu. It was just that he didn't have any common sense about first aid. If he really encountered this kind of situation, even if he didn't call the police, he should call the police first.
120, this girl saved her several times with the first aid method of the mallet teacher, and then she sat on his "patient" and cried.
What the hell kind of operation is this?
If Lin Mo was not pretending to be dead, but Liao Yu really encountered such a situation, Lin Mo was almost certain that the guy who fell on the ground and was treated by Liao Yu must be extremely unlucky.
"Can you get up first? It's very heavy~"
After waiting for a long time, Lin Mo finally understood that there was no use in pretending to be dead. According to Liao Yu's behavior, he would not leave for a while, and the crying was several times louder than before.
It is obviously very unwise to continue pretending to be dead under such circumstances.
Opening his eyes, the scene in front of him almost made Lin Mo spit out nosebleeds. What just touched his nose was none other than the hem of Liao Yu's skirt.
Reacting in an instant, before Liao Yu noticed it, Lin Mo quickly turned away and looked to the other side pretending to be very uncomfortable.
"Ah! You're not dead?"
Suddenly hearing Lin Mo's voice, Liao Yu was startled. He turned around and saw Lin Mo's somewhat painful look. His tears stopped instantly, and then he shouted in surprise.
"If you don't get up, I will really be crushed to death by you~"
Lin Mo said slowly in a very painful and slow tone, as if he was out of breath.
"Ah, I, I, I, I, I'm sorry~"
Hearing this, Liao Yu hurriedly pressed Lin Mo's chest and stood up directly. She wanted to get close to Lin Mo to see how he was doing, but the next second she took a few steps back. She realized,