The villagers in Liucungou were a little curious, and they put down their farm work and looked at the sky.
I saw a large unknown object falling from the sky.
"Duang"
With a crisp sound, Kong Mufeng landed safely on a crooked tree on Rabbit Tail Mountain in Liucungou.
Apart from his body being stuck in a tree, three of his ribs being broken, and his calf being punctured, Kong Mufeng had almost no injuries.
Kong Mufeng was hanging on the tree like bacon.
Kong Mufeng looked around and saw that there were barren mountains and wild ridges, nowhere to be seen as a desolate place. The mountains were steep and precipitous and overgrown with weeds. The trees were uneven and their dense leaves blocked the sunlight.
"Damn it, this is Journey to the West? Is there any place these days that people can't shit?"
Kong Mufeng complained, which monster hole did he fall into?
"despair"
A bird flew by, and a lump of dung hit Kong Mufeng's forehead.
Facts have proved that this is not a place where birds do not poop.
Kong Mufeng wiped his face and it was evenly applied, like a clown singing in an opera.
"There's no one here, come and talk to me. What's going on with me hanging on a tree? Do you want to dry the meat?"
Kong Mufeng cursed and bared his teeth and claws.
"Paji..."
The branches broke in response, and Kong Mufeng perfectly interpreted the free fall.
Kong Mufeng finally got up and was covered in mud.
Kong Mufeng looked as if a wild dog had plunged into the cesspool, making him extremely miserable.
"What the hell? Didn't I jump off a cliff? Where did I jump?"
Rumble, before Kong Mufeng could react, a wild boar ran over from a distance and hit Kong Mufeng directly as a target.
"Holy shit..." Kong Mufeng struggled twice, only feeling pain in his thighs.
Kong Mufeng couldn't get up, so he was directly crushed by the wild boar, and his head was directly pressed by the big wild boar.
Kong Mufeng was just about to recover...
"Ouch..."
Only a scream was heard, and a sturdy man weighing more than 200 kilograms jumped on Kong Mufeng.
"What a damn unlucky thing, what did you trip over?" the burly man cursed.
Look at his prey again and run away.
Kong Mufeng cursed from below: "Don't fucking put all the men on top of men here for me, okay? Why do I look like a toy?"
The strong man got up and saw Kong Mufeng clearly.
"Holy shit, why do you look so human?"
"You are just like a person, and your whole family is like a person." Kong Mufeng said cursingly.
Kong Mufeng then hugged the strong man's thigh, looking half-dead.
"You broke my leg, you can figure it out."
Just as Kong Mufeng was about to touch the porcelain, the strong man kicked Kong Mufeng away.
Kong Mufeng's whole body was kicked by the strong man like a ball to the root of the tree.
"Mom sells batches." Kong Mufeng muttered.
But the strong man was furious: "How the hell do you know my name?"
"What the hell?"
"I am Ma Maipi of Majia Village, Liucungou."
"Idiot...hahaha..."
Kong Mufeng laughed so hard, this name... refreshed his world view.
The strong man was furious when he saw Kong Mufeng laughing, and he quickly scolded: "My second uncle and grandpa are the village chief of Majia Village, and he has martial arts realm cultivation. How dare you refuse to accept it?"
The mayor of Majia Village is a name that is known to people from all over the country. After all, the martial arts realm is a cultivation level that is enough to be domineering in Liucungou.
"What the hell? Fantasy novel?" Before Kong Mufeng could understand the situation, his head started buzzing.
"Ding dong, congratulations on becoming the eighth host of the apprentice trading system. Welcome to the world of Huanyu."
Suddenly, an idea flashed in Kong Mufeng's mind, and a large number of memories poured into his mind. Kong Mufeng also began to understand the world he lived in.
The universe, heaven and earth, is a world where martial arts is respected. Between the heaven and the earth, there is the Qi of the ancient times, which people call true essence. People in the world use the true essence as a guide, enter the ancient world into their bodies, and practice the great way of martial arts. Those who practice greatness can fly to the sky.
Escape from the earth, use the heaven and earth as an aid to control the debate between the six qi, take advantage of the righteousness of the heaven and the earth, and swim in infinity. Turn over the clouds and rain, control the heaven and the earth, and become a god revered by everyone.
Practitioners are respected as warrior warriors by the world. In the world of warrior warriors, the strong are respected. The strong ones have their wives and concubines in groups and become kings and hegemons. They enjoy themselves all day long, just like kings. The weak ones live a homeless life without food or clothing.
On this day, even the northwest wind can't get a good wind direction.
Kong Mufeng suddenly shouted in surprise: "What the hell? Am I stupid?"
Kong Mufeng slapped his mouth and smeared it on his face, then said in pain: "It hurts so much, isn't this a dream?"
The strong man was stunned when he saw Kong Mufan slapped him in the face. He had been having a relationship with a fool for a long time?
The strong man left without interest, leaving Kong Mufeng alone in a daze.
"Holy shit, I... traveled through time? So bloody?"
It took a long time for Kong Mufeng to reluctantly accept this fact. For a while, he didn't know whether he was sad or happy.
You might say that Kong Mufeng is happy, but that’s not true. Who could fall into another world inexplicably and still be happy to play football?
You might say it's sad, but that's not the case. After all, Kong Mufeng had planned to commit suicide in his previous life, and now he has nothing to miss after traveling through time.
Who is Kong Mufeng? One word to describe him, orphan.
Kong Mufeng, a class teacher in a remote mountainous area. He has no father, no mother, no whole family. He grew up eating a lot of food. When he was admitted to college, he was plotted by those urban students because he had no money and no power. He was good-looking and even found a girlfriend.
He quarreled and finally fell off a cliff and died.
Kong Mufeng gradually awakened his awareness of the fantasy world and remembered those routines such as "Head Breaking the Cangqiong" and "Duluo Dalu"
The loser started out and was bullied by everyone. He was slapped in the face and pretended to be cool all the way. He must be the illegitimate son of a big boss, and the old man hid it in his ring. I disliked the famous teacher who accepted him as a disciple, and beautiful women competed to be my wife.
Kong Mufeng was moaning, and a bit of laughter flowed from the corner of his mouth.
"If I travel through time, I must be something special. Let me first see if I have more bones and less tendons."
Kong Mufeng quickly looked inside his body. This was a normal operation in the fantasy world.
However, Kong Mufeng doesn't seem to be normal...
In other words, Kong Mufeng is too normal, as normal as a human being...
In other words, Kong Mufeng didn't have any talent, and he didn't even have the foundation for basic martial arts training.
"I'm stupid? Can't practice? Are you going to make me a loser?"
Kong Mufeng did not panic, but looked for the device from his right hand.
"Is there really a ring? I bet there is an old man in Sanmao."
There is a golden ring on the thumb of Kong Mufeng's right hand, which looks like the standard diamond ring.
Kong Mufeng looked at the ring and started jerking off.
"Old man, come out quickly and fulfill my three wishes."
Kong Mufeng really thought that the chamber pot was like Aladdin's magic lamp, staring at the chamber pot lustfully... Bah, ring.
Kong Mufeng was so excited that tears flowed from his mouth.
However, Kong Mufeng, who has been rubbing his hands for more than 20 years, has been doing it for a long time, but there is no reaction.
"Ding dong, won't you feel weak if you masturbate too much?" An inexplicable electronic sound came out.
"Holy crap, today's high technology, old man, is all AI?"
Kong Mufeng was startled and immediately looked at the ring. The sound obviously came from the ring.
"Dingdong, congratulations on successfully unlocking the Apprentice Trading 8.0 test system. I am your system elf, the eighth generation test ring, codenamed Bajie."
"Are you this ring? Bajie? Marshal Tianpeng has changed his career?" Kong Mufeng was a little disappointed.
What kind of rubbish is this? The author writes fantasy and writes Golden Finger as Bajie. Kong Mufeng secretly cursed the author who created this world to be a street fighter for the rest of his life.
“Ding dong, Bajie’s warm reminder, please check your system functions.”
"System? 999 for one sword, and the equipment will be recovered in one second??" Kong Mufeng said with disdain.
This system is actually no different from an online game. It just does mission upgrades, which are nothing more than these boring operations.
"Are you kidding? Then you tricked me into fantasy just for a knife of 999? Are you a Zha Zhahui?" Kong Mufeng looked disgusted. I am a man of integrity after all, okay?
"Even if I, Kong Mufeng, starve to death, I won't touch the system even if I climb up here and jump down again." Kong Mufeng said with righteousness, neither humble nor arrogant.
"Ding dong, there are a large number of gift packages and benefits in the system, as well as various high-quality functions. You can level up, dominate the world, and gain supreme honor, wealth, women... This is a home trip..."
"Okay, okay, it's no use tempting me."
Kong Mufeng interrupted: "It doesn't matter whether you become a god or not. The main thing is that I like the system of one sword and nine ninety-nine."
Then, Kong Mufeng opened the system's novice tutorial with disdain, and seriously began to become familiar with his system.
Emma, it smells so good!!!
Kong Mufeng gets slapped in the face every day.
Indeed, in the world of Huanyu, a character like Kong Mufeng who deserves a beating would really not be able to survive more than three chapters without a golden finger.
"Ding dong, the so-called apprentice trading system has the ultimate goal of being the richest man..."
"Wait a minute?"
Kong Mufeng suddenly realized something was wrong.
"Accepting a disciple? Aren't you a golden finger? It's okay if you don't arrange an old man for me, you still want me to be an old man."
Now I understand, when I traveled back in time, I was working as a coolie. When I traveled back in time, I was still a class teacher? Then why did I go through it? Isn’t the five insurances and one housing fund provided by the class teacher in Hua Xia a good thing?
"Wait a minute, I don't even have a cultivation system in my body, what do you want me to teach you?"
Kong Mufeng had seen his own body before. There was no cultivation system, and he couldn't even fart.
"Should I teach them quadratic functions? The three laws of mechanics? Or should I just teach them?"
Kong Mufeng asked weakly: "Well, Bajie, can I stop doing it?"
"Ding dong, yes, start destroying the host immediately and looking for new mice..."
Kong Mufeng only felt a sharp pain in his forehead.
"No, no, no, I'll do it..."
Anyway, a dead pig is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. He is already a miserable person, and even sulfuric acid cannot scald even half of his skin. (To be continued)