Although Li Xiufeng failed to maintain the first place in the canyon, last season, Li Xiufeng reached the top of the strongest king at the beginning of the season and reached the top again in the middle of the season, which proved that this person is undoubtedly the thickest person on the top of the canyon.
One of the thighs.
Therefore, after the game ended and everyone at KG came back in the evening, they were thinking about how to invite Brother Feng to double queue with them, so that they could appear natural and reserved without being like a licking dog.
What no one expected was that someone would take action without even thinking about it, not caring at all that they would be regarded as a bitch if they took such initiative.
This sudden sound is Kake.
And just in the afternoon not long ago, Kake gritted his teeth and said behind his back during Li Xiufeng's interview, "Feng Gou and I are inseparable."
???
Is this your feud?
Li Xiufeng had just entered the battle, and looked back at Kake, who had a longing face.
He was stunned for a moment, but he didn't mind having someone join him in duo queue. He nodded and said, "Okay."
After receiving Li Xiufeng's reply, Kake turned his head, the desire on his face gradually turned into reserve, and glanced at the people around him who were peeking at them.
Everyone looked regretful.
Haha, the pattern is still broken!
When it's time to score points, lick the dog? If I can lick a canyon and be number one, why not?
kake smiled slightly,
That confidence and calmness was restored.
In addition, Kake felt that rising points with Li Xiufeng gave him a secret feeling of satisfaction. In the club, Li Xiufeng was Mr. Li, and he was a laborer.
But at the top of the canyon, lying down and getting points, he was the boss and Li Xiufeng was the worker.
Nothing wrong?
...
There's nothing wrong with you!
In the corner, Fang Fang, another support player of KG, looked at Kake and gritted his teeth.
In the opening two games last week, Huan Feng and Ah Shui, who played in the bottom AD position, both took turns playing, but he was the only one who didn't get a chance to play.
The fable is that for newcomers who have just entered KG, I originally comforted myself that newcomers should be calm, silently accumulate strength and prepare.
But today, when I saw Kake’s outrageous licking method, Fable suddenly felt that there was darkness in front of me.
They say opportunities always come to those who are prepared, but I don’t seem to have a chance!
Do I have to be like Kake?
Newcomers are always a little arrogant and a little green. He feels that such a thing is too embarrassing, but looking at the well-dressed Kake, his heart is a little throbbing.
Maybe I can't do it myself...
Just like the courtesans in ancient brothels, they couldn't let go at first. They wanted to refuse but refused to welcome, and they refused to speak. But when the lockdown was lifted, the whole crowd might be shaken.
...
The evening passed quickly. After finishing Top of the Canyon, Li Xiufeng played mini-games for a while. In the meantime, he occasionally looked at the screenshots of zombies from the American TV series that Xitong sent.
This young lady didn't know what was going on tonight, so after watching the show for a while, she sent him a screenshot that was "quite delicious". Li Xiufeng relied on his imagination and actually read through the show like a comic.
Unknowingly,
The time came to twelve o'clock in the night.
At half past eleven? Xitong stopped "sharing" watching dramas with him? Li Xiufeng guessed that the other party must have fallen asleep.
After checking the time, Li Xiufeng started the live broadcast? Are you going to log in to the account at the top of the canyon? Try to score a wave of points in the new season.
To be honest, he is still very interested in number one.
After today's opening game, the next game will have to wait until next Saturday, and KG doesn't have a game during this time. Li Xiufeng also wants to try to see if he can reach the top again.
What about the liver? With the existence of [Energy Potion], Li Xiufeng can be said to be the king of the liver, and it is estimated that no one can be his opponent.
Although the energy potion is not cheap in the system, Li Xiufeng completed two main missions after the last S game? He is more than a little rich.
If you compare [Energy Potion] to yogurt? Then Li Xiufeng has really reached the stage of eating yogurt and only licking the top and throwing away the rest.
Of course, that would be a bit wasteful.
Li Xiufeng logged in to his account at the top of the canyon and wanted to greet Kake, who had made an appointment with him to get points together. When he turned around, he found Kake walking from the door.
The KG club's training room has a transparent glass wall. Kake was wearing a long brown trench coat and carrying a few paper bags in his hand. He noticed Li Xiufeng's gaze and waved towards him with a smile.
Soon, Kake pushed the door open and walked in. He put the paper bag in his hand on the table behind the door, smiled and said to everyone around him, "Everyone stayed up late tonight. I went to buy something to drink. There is coffee and milk tea.
, put it here for everyone to take as you please.”
Prostitution is always a source of happiness. After hearing Kake's words, the training room suddenly burst into excitement.
"Thank you, Brother K."
"Brother K is so handsome today!"
"Nonsense, when will Brother K not be handsome?"
"Tsk, tsk, we are taking advantage of Brother Feng tonight."
"..."
Kake smiled reservedly and came to Li Xiufeng carrying a paper bag. He said with a smile, "Brother Feng, I'm relying on you tonight."
Li Xiufeng glanced at the paper bag. It said "Naicao's Tea" on it. It seemed to be an internet celebrity milk tea brand that had become popular recently.
When checking Moments in the evening, Li Xiufeng saw that Xi Tong also bought a cup of this milk tea after get off work, and made a V sign to post on Moments.
He was startled for a moment, then smiled sheepishly, "How can this be so embarrassing?"
Brother K looked at Li Xiufeng and said he was embarrassed, already holding it in his hand, he skillfully opened the tube and inserted it in.
Ziliu Ziliu——!
Kake:......
If you're sorry, don't drink it!
But he soon regained his composure. The emperor was not short of hungry soldiers, so he still had to rely on Li Xiufeng to score points in double queue tonight.
The role of support in the game is completely different from that in ranking. No matter how good the support is, if it encounters a pitfall compared to AD, nine times out of ten, it will be so angry that it will smash the keyboard.
After Kake returned to the computer, the two started today's ranking. Li Xiufeng chose the upper jungle position, while Kake defaulted to the support and fill-in positions.
Although there were no divisions when the rankings were reset at the beginning, Li Xiufeng at least reached the first place in the Canyon last season at Summit of the Canyon. After that, he naturally lost points after not playing for a long time, and his hidden score was ridiculously high.
As for Kake, he is also regarded as the thousand-point king. The two of them queued up, and the waiting time for each game was not short. The players they met were also the thousand-point kings last season.
But what is Rank thigh?
Rank is not a competition, teammates are matched by the system, there are no tactics, and there is no timely voice communication.
Even for the top players, mistakes that would never be made in the game are everywhere in Rank.
And those who are called Rank's thighs often use their sense of smell and operation to catch the opponent's mistakes, and then take over the whole game.
Although Li Xiufeng's first few rankings were all ranked as kings, they all performed at the level of power leveling, and the KDA in each game was frighteningly high.
Top of the Canyon is an international server, and among the players in the various competition areas that Li Xiufeng has ranked, there are many players who do not recognize his ID, so they feel that this person with a Chinese ID is outrageous.
Little Sword Fairy under the Moon.
Then they Gugou checked the ID and found out that he was the top laner who was the champion in the S competition, and the top laner when the Peak of the Canyon server was launched last year.
All of a sudden,
Everyone suddenly came to their senses.
If it were this man,
Then everything will be explained...
...
Li Xiufeng and Kake played six ranked games and won six consecutive games. Li Xiufeng won the top unit in these games and also won the MVP for six consecutive games.
Kake felt that the milk tea he bought was worth it. Even if he invited other silly roe deer in the team to drink a portion, it was still worth it!
The first place in the canyon is just around the corner!
After playing six games, Li Xiufeng checked the time and found that it was almost four o'clock in the morning.
Generally speaking, people are most likely to feel sleepy between three and four in the morning, and many "late night masters" fall at this point.
"Brother K, are you sleepy?" Li Xiufeng turned around and asked.
Trapped with a hammer!
Brother K suppressed the excitement in his heart and said to Li Xiufeng reservedly, "No, I'm in pretty good condition. Ah, Brother Feng, aren't you sleepy? Why don't you rest first?"
You won't really take a rest, will you?
Li Xiufeng smiled lightly when he heard this. When he just went to the bathroom, he exchanged a tube of energy potion in the system. It was almost as if he had just woken up.
"Okay, let's continue."
"Brother Feng, can you? Don't be too tired."
"Haha, it's not a big problem."
At this moment, not only Li Xiufeng, but also Ah Shui's left hand, Saofen, and the others were still awake and had been working hard in front of the computer.
Everyone is a passerby player before becoming a professional player. It would be a pity not to win the title of the passerby king of the Canyon Top International Server once.
And Li Xiufeng's thigh was booked by kake, and the rest of the group also divided into groups.
Saofen is playing double row with the left-hand midfielder, Ah Shui is playing with Fable, and Huan Fengze is playing Xiao Long Bao. It seems that everyone has a "bright future".
While Li Xiufeng and Kake were waiting for the next qualifying match, Saofen, who had just finished a game, couldn't help frowning as he looked at the failed interface and said, "Did the jungle lion dog on the opposite side just get stuck?"
The left hand was silent for a moment and said, "It seems so."
"Look at which club's youth training the poodle opposite the ID is?"
"Professional player?"
"Well, he seems to be a professional player."
"Professional players don't have bugs, do they? Is it fake?"
"..."
At this time, Li Xiufeng and Kake lined up. After a while, the two sides decided on the lineup. Kake happened to see a poodle on the opposite side.
He couldn't help but smile and said, "Is there a bug in the new version of the poodle? No? We also have a poodle in the ranking."
Saofen's computer was right next to Kake. Hearing this, he turned his head and took a look. He couldn't help but said in surprise, "Eh? This poodle!"
"It can't be the one you met in the last game, right?" Kake also asked in surprise.
"It seems, it's true." Zuo Zuo suddenly said.
"..." Kake.
Suddenly, Kake panicked.
He was originally planning to hug Li Xiufeng's thigh tightly and at least win ten consecutive positioning matches.
Fortunately, he unexpectedly encountered an opponent with a bug. For him who aimed to be number one in the canyon, losing a positioning match was heartbreaking.
At this time, Li Xiufeng couldn't help but asked curiously, "Is this bug you are talking about powerful?"
"This is not a question of whether it is powerful or not."
Saofen on the side scratched his head and explained, "This BUG seems to be a version update. There is something wrong with the poodle's skills. The opposite card BUG can be used to put two full-star skills."
The lion dog Manxing can use brutal enhanced skills. Two Manxing skills in a row is really outrageous. Almost no one can beat him in the early battles.
Unexpectedly, Li Xiufeng lost interest after listening and shook his head, "Oh, I thought it was a bug."
???
What is your attitude?
Doesn't it matter to you that the opponent's poodle uses a full-star skill twice?
Or have you given up on this ranking?
Kake thought for a while and suddenly said, "How about we report it."
"Report?" Saofen's eyes lit up, "By the way, I heard that there are skin rewards for reporting."
In order to encourage players to report bugs, the alliance officially launched a Ryze skin that will last until death as a reward.
Reward those who want to fix the bug but can only report it... No, reward those summoners who still stick to the right path even if they are traumatized.
He did it as soon as he thought of it. Saofen had just lost a positioning match and was fucked from start to finish by this poodle in the jungle. He couldn't beat him at all.
We need to be particularly diligent in reporting at this time.
Kake reported that he was "preparing for a rainy day". The combination of Saofen and Ah Shui both lost. He had a hunch that his winning streak in the positioning matches would also be ended.
That's nothing to say.
Report him!
Soon, the game started. Li Xiufeng chose Ruiwen at the request of friends in the live broadcast room. Not long after he started, he single-handedly killed the opponent Nuoshou.
The poodle on the opposite side seemed to have a bug again, and forcefully broke into Li Xiufeng's jungle area and killed the jungler here in front of his assistant Kake.
After realizing that it was Li Xiufeng who was on the road, the poodle wanted to catch him again, but Li Xiufeng easily dodged several ganks from the poodle.
So what if you are stuck with two full stars and are cruel?
As long as you can't kill people, towers, dragons, or touch me, then you have no chance.
The poodle was asking for trouble on the road, and soon set its sights on other roads.
Li Xiufeng smiled slightly and went on the road to suppress the opponent Nuo Shou again, killing once at the third level and once at the sixth level.
There is a cash machine at the back.
As a support, Kake was able to play ranked with ease, so he typed throughout the whole process to persuade their jungler not to get ahead, but the opposite jungler was stuck with a bug.
It's a pity that the jungler on their side is Korean, and Kake can't communicate with him at all with his poor English skills.
Li Xiufeng once suspected that the Korean jungler might have mistakenly thought that Kake was typing to criticize him, because the man also asked a lot of questions about Kake.
Li Xiufeng ignored these two people.
The jungler on the opposite side can't be encountered in the early stage anyway. If you kill my jungler, I'll kill the rest of you.
In the mid-term, Li Xiufeng's equipment was up, and even with Dance of Death, two poodles with full star skills couldn't stop him.
But he used a flaw, and as soon as the poodle jumped up, he drew his sword and killed it.
Then there's nothing more to say.
Although this game was a bit more difficult, it lasted almost forty minutes.
But Li Xiufeng's 23-kill Ruiwen still successfully led the team to victory in this qualifying match.
The water friends in the live broadcast room were also dumbfounded.
"Turtle! Can't even defeat the bug? Is this the poodle on the opposite side?"
"What do you know? Feng Gou is a human body bug!"
"No matter! To punish evil and promote good, you have to call me Brother Feng tonight????????????!"
"Is it still too late to show off Brother Feng's awesomeness?"