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Chapter 202: What about lard

"Ah sneeze!!"

Holding the police chief in his arms, before he could say anything, he suddenly sneezed.

I rubbed my nose with my fingers, feeling strange in my heart, why I sneezed out of nowhere.

He looked up at Bai Pangpang and the old man in front of him, and saw these two foodies, each holding a large bowl of Yangchun noodles and eating from ear to ear.

All I saw was in the bowl.

It was sunny and snowy, and the white noodles were piled neatly in the bowl.

No big chunks of beef, no plump chicken legs.

Some are just a few chopped green onions.

The sauce-colored soup is clear but not muddy.

There are golden oil flowers floating on it.

Snow-white noodles, clear soup with little water.

But it reveals a fresh fragrance, a mellow freshness, a reserved nostalgia, and a solitary fragrance of self-appreciation.

Simple to the extreme.

Just like a knight who has retired after a successful career, he has lost all his splendid fame.

I picked up the hoe again, planted three acres of thin farmland, and raised a green cow.

It rises when the cock crows and rests when the sun sets.

The beautiful mountains and rivers make you forget all the troubles in the world, leaving only simplicity and warmth for yourself.

You can tell the taste by looking at the satisfied old man and Bai Pangpang in front of them. This bowl of Yangchun noodles made them smile happily.

It's not as good as big fish and meat, but it's enough to satisfy people and make them feel at ease.

After finishing a bowl, the old man picked up the tobacco bag at hand, inserted the pot into the tobacco bag and rubbed it back and forth a few times, then pulled it out, lit the charcoal fire, put it to his mouth and took a deep puff.

I instantly felt more comfortable than ever before.

He turned around and patted Bai Pangpang on his smooth forehead and blinked, as if to say: "How about it, this is a good place!"

Bai Pangpang squinted his eyes and patted his round belly with an expression like "It's better than the one I went to before!"

Ding Xiaoyi sat aside and watched the two men flirting with each other.

From the eye contact between these two people, I feel that they are more like a pair of veteran drivers who have found a new pedicure shop.

Eat what you need to eat and drink what you need to drink.

After serving these two uncles, Ding Xiaoyi said: "Those two, I, this cat..."

What I am most concerned about is the Sheriff's issue.

The police chief snuggled into his arms obediently. At this moment, facing the eyes of the two men who were looking at him, he did not dare to move.

Showing rare tension.

"Hiss... poof..."

A puff of green smoke came out of the old man's mouth, and he said to himself with a bit of ridicule in the smoke: "Some people have taken away the great fortune, but they don't want to end up becoming someone else's wedding dress, which makes a cat cheaper.

ridiculous!"

"Of course, the cycle of cause and effect, retribution after retribution, has a certain number. We should hear that emptiness and non-nature..."

At first, I was confused after hearing what the old man said. But when Bai Pangpang opened his mouth, I realized what professionalism meant.

Professional means that if you don't understand what the other person is saying at all, the other person will appear extremely professional.

I remember the first time I felt this way.

It was during my first philosophy class in college.

So much so that when I walked out of the philosophy class, my mind was filled with the thought that these philosophers were so full.

“Is it difficult for you two to speak human words??”

Ding Xiaoyi finally couldn't stand Bai Pangpang's mouth full of jackfruit and honey pineapple.

I just asked my cat why it wanted to get involved with pineapples?

Does Bai Pangpang like to eat pineapple?

Faced with Ding Xiaoyi's questioning, Bai Pangpang gave Ding Xiaoyi an eye roll with a dead look on his face, thinking: "My understanding is too poor! I have no chance of becoming a Buddha!"

"Ahem!"

The old man cleared his throat and had no choice but to communicate with Ding Xiaoyi in plain English.

"There's nothing wrong with your cat. It's really just a cat. As for the thing on its tail, it should be called the former host!"

As he said this, he saw the old man gently caressing the cat's head with his palm.

Suddenly, the sergeant's hair gradually became transparent, exposing the bones, brain, and even every blood vessel inside and became clearly visible.

And in the center of the Sheriff's brain, a tiny diamond was set in it, shining with an icy blue light.

"This stone is called the Dragon Ball. In the world outside you, the earth shattered and the dragon veins collapsed a hundred years ago, and this is what was left.

This is a great blessing, enough to put it ahead of many people.

It's a pity that the person who won the Dragon Ball had something happen to his body.

After the soul and the dragon ball were combined together, they parasitized the cat!

result……"

At this point, the old man sneered, and his smile was particularly sinister: "I was greedy and touched something I shouldn't have touched. Instead, it was sealed on the tip of my tail. This dragon ball has made this cat cheaper!"

After the old man finished speaking, he looked very happy, as if he had noticed all this a long time ago.

On the sidelines, Pangpang hesitated and wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it and said nothing more.

"That's it!"

It's a shame that the old man speaks so well. He can understand such plain talk as soon as he hears it.

Bai Pangpang was talking about pineapple and jackfruit. In the mist, I almost heard that the food program was on.

"So, can the seal still be unlocked??"

I don't care who is sealed in the Sheriff's tail.

But he was worried that if the seal was loosened that day, and the guy inside knew so many of his secrets, he would be interested in him.

"Yes, and no, everything is fixed for this kind of thing. When it's time for you to understand, you will understand naturally!"

I saw the bad old man starting to tell his story.

I stopped asking questions as it was in vain.

Since you know there is nothing wrong with the Sheriff, that's the best thing to do.

Other things are too far away, let’s talk about them later.

"According to the rules, I won, but I gave you the money just now to pay off your debt, so just treat it as your debt first!"

Bai Pangpang sat on the chair and mentioned this bet.

The bad old man was a little unhappy, because according to the rules, the winner is only when the fish is salvaged, not if it is not salvaged.

It's all joy to say it.

He could only say to Ding Xiaoyi angrily: "The formation you want will not be with me anymore!"

With that said, he handed the formation to Bai Pangpang.

“It’s money in person!”

Bai Pangpang didn't care at all about the so-called bet. Instead, he was very interested in Old Man Chen and put the ancient book on the table.

In fact, according to the rules, he can also choose one of the losers to take away all the items salvaged.

It's a pity that the bad old man didn't salvage anything. As for Ding Xiaoyi's puddle...

Think about it and forget it.

"Let's go!"

After eating and drinking, Bai Pangpang stood up and prepared to leave. Old Man Shao also wanted to leave with him.

Before leaving, Bai Pangpang especially ran to Mr. Chen's side. After humbly asking for advice, he left with satisfaction.

"Wait for me for a while longer, and I will definitely be able to find you the best meat to make three steamed pork!!"

The old man waved goodbye to Mr. Chen, but when he saw Mr. Chen raising a victor's smile on his lips, he did not respond to him. He turned around and walked to the kitchen to start working.

Although the two of them were walking, their pace was extremely fast.

In the space of three or two steps, the surrounding environment changed several times.

At this time, Bai Pangpang slowed down and looked back at Old Man Zao: "Your Majesty, you've got a big deal this time!"

The corner of the bad old man's mouth twitched, knowing that this matter could not be hidden from him, so he simply admitted it generously: "It's just stored somewhere temporarily. Anyway, if you don't tell me, I won't tell you, who knows!"

After saying that, he couldn't help but ask: "What do you think of Xiao Yi?"

Bai Pangpang shook his head with a look of disgust on his face, clasped his hands together, and recited a slogan: "Amitabha, ordinary people, greed, anger, stupidity, and hatred, all are taken care of, good is good..."

"Oh, you have the nerve to say that, don't think I don't know that you threw that thing out deliberately to test him."

Speaking of this, the bad old man raised his nose and stared at Bai Pangpang: "Hey, you have gone too far!!"

"What??"

Bai Pangpang was a little panicked when the old man stared at him, so he couldn't help but take a step back.

Unexpectedly, the bad old man suddenly grabbed it, took out a yellow enamel basin from Bai Pangpang's wide sleeves, and opened it.

All I saw was white pork inside, and the lard was as white as snow, without even a trace of impurities.

"Bah, you eat, drink, whore, gamble and steal, you have all the five poisons, and you still have the nerve to tell others!!! You little bitch, don't you understand the principle of sharing half of it when we meet!"

"Old guy, I stole it based on my ability, why should I give you half!!"

On the ancient street, a bald man in white and an old man got into a struggle.

After a while, the sound gradually faded away.

I could still vaguely hear Bai Pangpang’s voice: “I want to expose, I want to report!!”

"Go away, how dare you, I'm going to find Mrs. Meng right now and tell her that you stole her underwear last time..."

"Shit, she never wears underwear!!"

The two gradually walked away, and the old man suddenly seemed to remember something, turned around and flicked his sleeves.

Suddenly, the space where the two had just struggled collapsed and twisted, and the entire radius of a hundred miles suddenly became silent.

On the other side, after seeing the two of them off, Ding Xiaoyi began to take stock of what he had gained this time.

Although there was an inexplicable doll head that was given to Wang Zhao.

But there is still a lot of harvest left.

The big black ax was thrown aside as a decoration.

Also [Gongxin Pill] is a very strange thing. If two people take it, they will either live together or die together.

I'll leave it to Meatball to put away for the time being. Although it won't be used, it may still be useful if something goes wrong one day.

There was also a broken lampshade, which was taken away by the bad old man, saying it was a kickback for introducing the customer this time.

This old profiteer!

Of course, the biggest harvest is the Chikisui boat in the puddle that has not yet been dug out.

With this ship, I may be able to explore the depths of the underworld in the future.

It will be an unknown challenge and new expectations for myself.

The last one is the formation that Bai Pangpang uses as face value.

This thing seems to have been thrown there casually by Bai Pangpang, and it seems not worth mentioning, but in fact it is the thing that helps me the most at the moment.

So after the two of them left, he put the police chief aside and began to concentrate on studying this formation.

In front of the stove, Mr. Chen rummaged around with a blank expression on his face and scratched his head: "Strange, where is my lard?"

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