"So, if we keep eating, won't we always get lucky blessings?"
The effect of the Wufu Pig is so miraculous, no wonder Old Man Zao patted his chest and affirmed, saying that the meat of this pig is the only one in the world.
"It's a beautiful thought. The Five Lucky Pigs themselves are..." Halfway through his words, the old man suddenly remembered that he couldn't tell the origin of this pig.
Otherwise, if you really wait for that lady to come to your door, you will be in serious trouble.
So he said directly: "Anyway, if you eat it once, you will have to wait for a year to eat it next time!"
One year!
Ding Xiaoyi rolled his eyes. Although this pig is very big, how can it be able to feed itself for a year?
Judging from the way Bai Pangpang and the bad old man come to eat, this pork will be eaten clean in less than a month, let alone a year.
"Master, these two pig legs can be hung up to make ham, and the ribs at the back can be used as bacon."
Mr. Chen understands Ding Xiaoyi’s thinking. The older the bacon and ham are, the more delicious they are.
If he wasn't simply pursuing appetite, cutting one slice of bacon a year would probably be enough for him to eat for a long time.
"That's a good idea!"
The old man slapped his forehead and gave a thumbs up to Mr. Chen's idea.
Whether it's bacon or ham, when you eat it, you definitely can't do without it.
The group of people ate elbows, drank Chen Lao's Sanbian wine, and served 20,000 pieces of rice poured with soup. They felt instantly satisfied with their lives, making the three of them and their cats lick their tongues.
"It's a pity that Datou is not here!"
Ding Xiaoyi often sighs in his heart, wondering where this idiot Datou is now and why he hasn't come back yet!
When he thought about Da Tou, he felt depressed.
On the one hand, I am worried, on the other hand, I am anxious.
It seems that Datou has become a relative that he cares about unconsciously.
I don’t know if Datou, who didn’t bring any supplies, would be hungry at this time.
After all, this guy usually eats so much, and it's been a few days, so he must be starving.
But why doesn’t it come back??”
After not seeing the big head for a few days, Ding Xiaoyi became worried about it.
Ding Xiaoyi missed Datou and was worried that the guy would not have enough food and clothing.
Little did he know that he was in the underworld at this moment.
Datou was riding a Chiki boat, moving quickly along the way.
All I could see was the front, among the rough waves.
As the sky-covering waves rose from the Yellow Spring, a strange fish with a black body jumped out of the waves.
It has a fish body, a snake head, and six lizard-like claws.
The most noticeable thing is that every scale on its body reflects the cold light and is shiny and black.
It's like an indestructible piece of armor.
His eyes were fluorescent, as if he had locked onto the figure of some enemy, and his body followed the waves and crashed into the underworld.
After a loud sound of "Boom!"
Suddenly, an undercurrent invisible to the naked eye rolled up on the turbid water.
Some underworld creatures affected by the strange fish were even more unlucky, and their bodies were crushed to pieces in an instant.
I saw some large and small pieces of meat slowly emerging from the water.
Now, the big head who was following behind was very happy.
(^～^): “Eat!”
He crawled on the Chiki boat, stretched out his tentacles, and began to salvage the scraps of meat.
He picked up a piece and popped it into his mouth.
I don't know what kind of monster or where these minced meats come from. Datou only knows that these minced meats taste good, and the more I eat them, the stronger I feel.
Unknowingly, the tentacles, which were already strong and strong, began to develop layers of delicate scales.
The body is two circles bigger than before.
At this moment, I saw a humanoid creature floating on the water. Its body was in pieces, and its lower body completely disappeared.
Although it is in human form, it is not human, and its face is almost faceless.
There is only a pair of eyeballs the size of sesame seeds.
Not even ears.
Sure enough, the creatures under the underworld come and go as they please, and they can't see each other anyway.
The most important thing is that this humanoid creature has a golden bead on its chest.
When you see delicious food delivered to your door, is there any reason not to eat it?
Two tentacles reached over, grabbed the corpse, and swallowed it in one gulp.
After swallowing this mouthful, Datou's face suddenly changed.
I just felt like my stomach was churning, and it felt like a blazing fire was burning from my abdomen.
Not long after, Ling Datou fell on the stone tablet of Chi Kissing Boat and began to twitch.
I don't know how long it took.
Datou suddenly felt that the pain in his body began to subside.
But something seemed to be drilling into his forehead, drilling harder and harder.
"Kakakaka~~"
After a strange sound in my ears, I heard a "bang!" sound, like a big bean that had been tormenting me for a long time suddenly burst.
At that moment, Datou suddenly felt that the whole world became lighter.
But soon, Datou felt that things were not as simple as he thought.
He stretched out his tentacles and touched his forehead.
Datou suddenly discovered that a bead actually grew out of the top of his head.
The beads also flashed fluorescence from time to time.
(=?Д?=): Mani??
Anyone with such a pimple on their forehead would probably not be able to calm down.
Datou is obviously no exception.
He put his tentacles on his forehead and tried to pull out the beads. As a result, the beads seemed to be firmly embedded in it.
After a lot of fussing, it didn't work at all, and I was very tired.
Just when Da Tou was about to go crazy, he saw the golden orb on his forehead suddenly emitting a beam of fluorescence towards the water.
There was an unknown body floating on the water, but it was beaten up.
Suddenly, the smell of barbecue filled the air from the corpse.
Smelling the aroma of barbecue, I was startled, took out the body, and touched my forehead again.
The fluorescent light suddenly flashed, instantly turning the half-cooked barbecue in front of you into well-done.
Smelling the aroma of the barbecue in front of him, he licked his mouth unsatisfactorily and stuffed the barbecue into his mouth.
The taste of the cooked meat exceeded everyone's expectations, and Datou immediately felt refreshed.
He was as happy as a child with only his head left.
I completely forgot how I was trying to pull off the bead just now.
From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the pieces of meat floating around.
The big head's eyes couldn't help but narrow into a straight line.
?乛v乛?: Hehe.
Datou is happy here and does not miss Shu.
Little did he know that his own master was worried about him.
Everyone at the other end was eating and drinking, and old man Zao seemed to notice that Ding Xiaoyi was looking in the direction of Huang Quan from time to time, as if he was thinking about Da Tou.
So the old man took advantage of the situation and kicked Bai Pangpang: "I've eaten the meat, I've drank the wine, but where's the fruit?"
Speaking of fruit, Bai Pangpang then remembered the fruit he had stolen.
Patting his belly: "Yes, yes, the show is coming!"
As he said this, Bai Pangpang rolled up his sleeves and immediately there were four vermilion fruits on the table.
I saw that the fruit was fat and round, and the vermilion peel shone with dots of icy blue light in the dim light.
The fruit that can be remembered by the old man must be extraordinary.
"This is called the Paradise Fruit!"
Bai Pangpang looked at the four fruits in front of him with a proud expression, as if he had suppressed the momentum of the Wufu Pig.
"Bliss in the afterlife??"
Although Ding Xiaoyi's culture is not good, he can still survive these four words.
"Hey, it's almost the same, but this bliss is a great place that everyone dreams of!"
Bai Pangpang said and threw a fruit to Old Man Chen: "Apart from the bliss of the afterlife, this fruit has the best effect on a soul like you!"
To put it bluntly, Bai Pangpang is a very wealthy man. Looking at the drooling look on the old man's face, you can tell that this fruit is extraordinary.
Good guys, four of them came at once, and one was specially set aside for Mr. Chen.
No matter how you look at it, he is more generous than the bad old man.
Ding Xiaoyi was embarrassed to call him Bai Pangpang, so he thought about changing his name to Bai Caishen.
At this time, Old Man Zao picked up a fruit and introduced it to Ding Xiaoyi.
"This is a good thing, and most people can't afford it. I said you are lucky, but you really got hit by it this time!"
"How to say?"
Seeing the envy and hatred in the old man's eyes, Ding Xiaoyi picked up the fruit and asked what happened.
"It is said that all sentient beings do not suffer all kinds of suffering, but they only receive all kinds of happiness, so it is called ultimate happiness!"
After speaking, he glanced at the word "福" on Ding Xiaoyi's palm and continued.
"After eating this fruit, within a stick of incense, people will fall asleep and reach the dreamland of bliss. Maybe you only have a stick of incense in it, or even a blink of an eye, but as long as you catch something,
What’s inside belongs to you!”
Bai Pangpang added from the side: "Yes, even if you catch a handful of grass, it might be fairy grass!"
Bai Pangpang was frothing as he spoke, he had never been so happy before.
In fact, if he hadn't heard that the Empress's Five Lucky Pigs had been stolen, he would not have dared to pay attention to this fruit.
After all, the empress is easy to talk to, so if you know it, the most you can do is reprimand and punish her, and that’s it.
But if the master on the mountain knew about it, he would be in bad luck.
After all, the quantity of this fruit is finite.
There are only three pills in a jiazi, so I stole four of them in one go.
If it is known to others, it is a serious crime.
However, after eating the Five Lucky Pigs, although he did not receive blessings like Ding Xiaoyi, his karma was invisibly offset.
In addition, this place is Ding Xiaoyi's private land. The underworld is so big that it is a lawless land.
This is the fundamental reason why Bai Pangpang and Bad Old Man dare to do this.
Ding Xiaoyi heard what the two said was so amazing.
I couldn't help but feel excited.
"Is this fruit so magical that it can catch anything in dreams?"
"Just try and you will find out!"
The bad old man couldn't wait to pick up a fruit. When he took a bite, the juice overflowed, and a sweet and sour fruity fragrance filled the air.
After a few mouthfuls, the old man kicked his feet, fell down on the sofa, and began to fall asleep.