Chapter three hundred and sixty-eight: wind and rain
The duck is already in the pot.
After cleaning it repeatedly, Mr. Chen nodded silently to Ding Xiaoyi and slowly picked up the knife in his hand.
Before the duck could understand what happened, Ding Xiaoyi's heart moved. The duck suddenly felt his whole body go limp, and he couldn't use any strength at all.
Then, he looked at the cook in front of him and slowly raised the kitchen knife in his hand. A bad idea appeared in his mind: "No, that little fat guy lied to me!"
"boom!"
Mr. Chen's knife was very fast, and he cleaned up the big white duck in a short time, and as he expected, he gave him a full-body health massage using the prepared sauce.
After making sure that every inch of it is covered with sauce, open the oven prepared for it and hang the duck inside.
"Hey, turn over Lao Cai's duck, be careful Lao Cai finds out and fights you!"
Tutu raised her slender thighs and reminded Bai Pangpang while looking at the scenery.
However, Bai Pangpang pretended to be dumbfounded.
"What Lao Cai? I don't know. I just met such a silly duck on the way down the mountain. By the way, it said it has a name, it's called... Ke Ke Duck. If you don't believe me, just ask it."
Tu Tu took a look and saw that the big white duck had been disemboweled by Mr. Chen. What else could he ask? It was obvious that there was no proof.
Moreover, he is well aware of the shameless virtues of being white, fat, fat and smelly.
He would never admit it even to death.
Since the duck is dead and there is no evidence, then... Tutu looked at Alu who was eating grass.
"This is the mount raised by the two brothers from Jizhongshan. Don't tell me, you picked it up too!"
Hearing this, the man eating grass on the side burst into tears. Isn't it true? He sang songs and danced in Jizhong Mountain, leaving the beautiful widow's old grave at the foot of the mountain without any trouble. His life was so comfortable.
Just because of this fat white man, now I have lost my ability to please the widow.
If Po Meng hadn't accidentally discovered him, he might not even have any bones left.
It was really heartbreaking and full of tears.
Bai Pangpang had already prepared an excuse for this: "Hey, you have misunderstood me. This was sent by the two brothers from Jizhongshan, not abducted by me. Don't talk nonsense. Besides, this guy will be dead after today."
Come on, I have no intention of eating it!"
After saying that, Bai Pangpang looked at Ah Lu, his eyes narrowed into slits on his plump face. He looked very kind, but in Ah Lu's eyes, his face was filled with murderous intent.
He quickly nodded in agreement.
At this time, Ding Xiaoyi suddenly remembered something.
After groping for a while from Da Tou's mouth, he saw a withered fruit appear in his hand.
This is the fruit found in the Houston family treasury.
The specific effect is not even explained clearly by [Photography Mirror].
It's just that a strange fruit takes three hundred years to bloom and six hundred years to bear fruit. A eunuch searched all over the world but couldn't find it in the end.
Thinking of this, Ding Xiaoyi thought for a while, walked up to A'lu, patted A'lu's head, and said seriously: "You, don't practice evil-proofing swordsmanship in the future, and stay on the right path."
Ah Lu looked at his two pairs of donkey hooves and felt the urge to curse: "I don't even have any hands, you tell me that I want to practice swordsmanship? Can you find a more reliable excuse? Where is your conscience?
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But Ding Xiaoyi doesn't care about Ah Lu's inner complaints.
Because from Bai Pangpang, Ding Xiaoyi understood a truth.
Sometimes, since you have to decide whether the excuse is reasonable or not, it is actually not that important.
The key is as long as the other party accepts it.
I saw him taking out the withered fruit: "I'll give you a chance to start over, eat it!"
"What??" Looking at such an ugly fruit in his hand, Ah Lu's first thought was to refuse.
But unfortunately, this is Ding Xiaoyi's territory.
When the fruit was brought to Ah Lu's mouth, the power from the land deed made Ah Lu open his mouth and actively cooperate to eat the fruit.
Although the fruit looks dry and hard, when you actually eat it in your mouth, it is extremely fragrant and glutinous.
Ding Xiaoyi stood aside, staring intently at the place where Ah Lu's leg was broken.
I want to see if this fruit is really so magical.
Not long after Ah Lu ate the fruit.
Suddenly a pair of ears suddenly stood up, and then all the hair on Alu's body stood up.
"Bah..."
Two streams of white smoke spurted out from the nostrils.
Da da da da…
His four hooves kept trampling on the ground, and his whole body felt indescribably hot.
"What did you feed it??"
The accident that happened to Ah Lu naturally attracted the attention of others.
Bai Pangpang couldn't help but stepped forward and asked.
Liao Qiu and Tu Tu looked at the restless Ah Lu curiously.
Ding Xiaoyi briefly talked about the fruit he got outside.
Ah Lu's eyes lit up, and he instantly felt that Long Sheng was full of hope, as if he could once again leave the beautiful widow's grave at the foot of Jizhong Mountain.
"Zhao Youjing didn't tell you that specifically?"
Bai Pangpang is not so optimistic: "Since he didn't say anything specific, it means that he is also talking nonsense. Don't eat this guy to death when the time comes!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a familiar voice: "Isn't it just right to die? It's just right to stew donkey meat soup!"
Everyone raised their heads after hearing this.
I didn't know when the old man came, and he was squatting on the stone.
The only difference from usual times is that at this moment, the old man was wrapped in a thick cloak.
Except for a pair of eyes, not even a nose is exposed.
Bai Pangpang and others obviously knew what happened, and they all lowered their heads silently when they saw it, hiding the smiles on their lips.
Ding Xiaoyi didn't know what happened.
Seeing that the old man was safe and sound, I felt a lot more relaxed. Although this old guy was a bit of a cheat, he was still pretty good to me.
"Are you OK!"
He asked with concern.
The old man patted his chest and said, "Nothing's wrong, don't worry, my relationship with you is very strong!!"
"Yes, I am the one who makes the iron, you are the one who makes the iron!"
Tu Tu joked from behind, and as soon as she finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter.
Everyone knows that on that day, there was a lot of buzzing and buzzing in the empress's palace.
The bad old man couldn't hold on to his shame in an instant, and glared fiercely at Tutu: "If you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful I'll blow off your mask!"
But facing the threat of the bad old man, Tu Tu didn't give in at all. Instead, she puffed up her chest and created a turbulent scene: "Come on, you lift my mask, and I'll lift your quilt."
As soon as these words came out, the bad old man was instantly frightened.
Ding Xiaoyi stood aside and couldn't help but wonder who Tu Tu's identity was and what the background of the bad old man was.
And that empress... I don’t know if she is still looking for me.
Just as he was guessing, Ah Lu suddenly let out a scream and fell to the ground with a thud, his whole body shaking in pain.
He was startled and thought: "Isn't it really going to kill him?"
Not to mention him, even Bai Pangpang became nervous. After all, he had reached an agreement with the two brothers from Jizhongshan regarding Ah Lu's matter.
If he really died, although the impact would not be big, it would be hard to live with in terms of face.
Fortunately, although Ah Lu was in unbearable pain, his symptoms did not worsen.
Seeing this, Tutu finally spoke: "It looks like you have some indigestion. I have a medicine here that can help it, but you owe me a favor!"
Tu Tu's words were addressed to Bai Pangpang. Bai Pangpang saw this, thought about it, nodded, and acknowledged it.
Then he took the elixir and said to Ding Xiaoyi: "Xiaoyi, you owe me a favor this time!"
After saying that, he threw the elixir forward, and suddenly the elixir turned into a gust of green wind in mid-air, and went in along Alu's mouth and nose.
After a while, Ah Lu's convulsions subsided.
He fell to the ground weakly, looking like he was seriously injured.
But at this time, Ding Xiaoyi saw Alu's abdomen at a glance, and the broken leg actually grew out.
Although it is several sizes smaller than before, it is better than nothing.
He walked forward and squatted in front of Ah Lu: "Remember, you owe me a huge favor, and you will have to pay it back in the future!"
Ah Lu rolled his eyes. He no longer had the energy to argue. He was bound to be stronger, so he could only nod and acquiesce.
The skill of speaking.
Suddenly, a red light flashed in the distant sky.
What followed immediately was a muffled thunder like a thunderous explosion.
"Boom~~~"
The lightning broke through the already dark and gloomy sky, and with the powerful vibration, the entire underworld shook.
"Hey, it's started!"
The bad old man's eyes lit up and he looked towards Huang Quan in front of him. There was actually a sense of expectation in his eyes.
Not only him, but also Tutu and Bai Pangpang.
If we say that they are confused, I am afraid that only Ding Xiaoyi and Liao Qiu are the two.
Although both of them knew that something was going to happen that day, they had no idea what was really going to happen. Even though the relationship between Liao Qiu and Tu Tu was very ambiguous, once asked about it, Tu Tu also
I never answer him directly.
At this moment, the two of them couldn't help but look at the underworld in front of them.
At this time, the bad old man suddenly spoke, staring at him: "Xiao Yi, can I lend you something?"
At this time, the bad old man wanted to borrow something from him, and it was obviously not an ordinary thing. He suddenly became wary: "Will you return it if you borrow it?"
Although he has a good relationship with this old guy, and he has indeed helped him a lot, he has not forgotten the time when this old guy cheated him.
"If you borrow something, you must repay it. If you borrow it today, you will repay it today!"
The bad old man's tone was plain, but his words gave people a tone that said no one could refuse.
After receiving the guarantee, Ding Xiaoyi nodded: "Okay, what can I borrow?"
Seeing that he agreed, the old man's eyes suddenly became much relieved. He opened his hand and said one word at a time: "The fishing rod your grandfather left for you!"