"I see you are clearly laughing behind your back and making pig noises!"
Ding Xiaoyi turned off the video and complained in his mind that this guy Liao Qiu was so bad.
But compared to the other two, Brother Liao Qiu is still kind.
At least you gave me money, right?
Obviously in order to save themselves, Old Man Zao and the others began to act as pimps, preparing to lure people into the trap like crazy.
Hundreds of years of experience in recruiting people from insurance companies have clearly told people what the best way to expand their business is...
Kill cooked.
Don't worry about buying insurance or not, first join the company and become a salesperson.
Do you think salesmen are your employees? No, your biggest and most loyal customers are these salesmen.
Understand both the rules of insurance and the routines of insurance.
Then... I bought an insurance policy for my whole family.
Damn the old man and the others, this is to start with those who are close to you.
If the queen is still not satisfied, what will the new entrants do to survive? There is no other way, just kill another wave of people.
By analogy, Ding Xiaoyi can imagine that his farmhouse will probably have a prosperous business in the future.
Think about it when you come to such a Feng Shui treasure land, eat barbecue, sing songs, and watch the sea if you have nothing to do.
When you feel happy, you will inevitably start to relax.
They talk nonsense, brag, complain about the boss, and even make fun of their immediate superiors, telling some half-joking dirty jokes.
For example, the boss lady was flirting with the new apprentice recently.
Or maybe the way the boss looked at Secretary Wang became more and more angry.
As a result, when you talk about being happy, your boss appears behind you and is looking at you with a smile...
Thinking of this scene, Ding Xiaoyi suddenly felt a chill in his heart.
"A bunch of scammers!"
After saying that, I then thought about it and realized that I was not much better. They were cheating and I was the cheat.
Moreover, it is a well-established pitfall and a forged pitfall.
Think about the bet in the will that the old man left in his diary...
"Hey~~" After a long sigh, he shouted to the boss who was maintaining the water pump: "Clean the machine and come out to pick up the guests later!"
(?o?o?): “Ouch!!”
"Buzz~~"
The car slowly stopped in front of the door.
As the car door opened, a fat and white man ran down and helped Zhao Wenhe out of the car.
Although the fist marks on his chubby little face were gone, his face was obviously fatter than before.
"You don't need to help me. I'll keep your account in mind for now. Hum, when I figure out what's going on here, I'll take care of you one by one. No one can escape!"
Zhao Wenhe poked his finger at the shiny white head, then turned his eyes and strode towards the door of Chaimu's new residence.
When you get to the door.
Ding Xiaoyi was already standing in front of the door waiting, with a smile on his face, but his palms were sweating.
"Brother Zhao is here, eh? Why don't you see the furniture?"
He pretended to be surprised and looked behind Zhao Wenhe.
Except for the fat and white man with an obviously larger face, no one was seen carrying any luggage.
In fact, Bai Pangpang and the empress, of course, did not go back to get the furniture, but went to Jizhong Mountain and asked for Zhao Wenhe's legal ultimatum, and Zhao Wenhe was not allowed to leave Jizhong Mountain during this period.
The real Zhao Wenhe had no objection at all to this.
It even feels unnecessary.
go out?
What are you going to do? The world outside is as wonderful as the world inside.
For him, as long as he has books to read, that's all.
Just reading books is not enough. After the death of those authors, he locked them in his study room and read them one after another.
If you write well, you will be rewarded.
If you can't write well, hehehe... I'll serve you with a big stick!
Play the flute one hundred times for all the things like dragging, paddling, and fragments.
He was enjoying himself happily, cultivating immortality happily, and was so happy that he went out only after the door was pinched.
So naturally there is no luggage.
Zhao Wenhe looked carefully at the boy's face in front of him.
Before, I only thought about being angry, but I forgot about this. After mocking myself, I blacklisted myself.
Ding Xiaoyi narrowed his eyes and stared at him, which made Ding Xiaoyi feel nervous.
I saw his palm slowly reaching towards his waist and touching it.
A sachet appeared in his hand: "Just put my luggage in the sachet." He took out the door sticker he had prepared and handed it to him.
"Oh, that's it! How much can be put in such a small sachet??"
Ding Xiaoyi casually took the door sticker and asked, pretending to be a curious baby.
When the bad old man left, he made a special confession to himself.
When the empress comes, just pretend to be stupid and bewildered. Just treat yourself as the stupid son of the landlord's family, and the more earthly you behave, the better.
Sure enough, seeing Ding Xiaoyi's country bumpkin look, Zhao Wenhe introduced him proudly.
"Hmph, this sachet of mine contains three things. It contains the wonders of heaven and earth. It can fit hundreds of thousands of mountains and rivers, so a few attires don't matter."
Apparently Zhao Wenhe was very proud of this treasure.
Introduce it to Ding Xiaoyi.
Until Bai Pangpang couldn't stand it anymore, he coughed slightly, interrupting Zhao Wenhe's interest in continuing his speech: "Ahem, Zhao...Brother Zhao, although treasures are good, they should not be shown to others easily!"
Of course this sachet is a good thing, but Zhao Wenhe doesn't have such a good thing.
Didn't you bring it out to expose yourself?
Bai Pangpang, who had already gotten the hint in the group, how could he not understand that Old Man Hao and the others suddenly ran out to reminisce with Jikang.
That's all.
Cai Yulei and Shen Tu, these two plastic best friends, almost fell out of love many years ago, but they are reconciled today?
Haha, if Bai Pangpang still doesn't understand what they are going to do, then I'm really sorry for his crooked thoughts.
Therefore, it is necessary to properly remind this empress of her mistakes.
He seemed to have noticed that he really shouldn't show off this thing. He looked startled and hurriedly put the sachet away. He also told Ding Xiaoyi: "I heard it, don't show it to others easily. You are so lucky."
, don’t talk nonsense to others!”
Ding Xiaoyi immediately nodded with a cooperative expression and patted his chest in assurance.
After inviting the two people in, Zhao Wenhe saw Datou who was carefully debugging the machine in the yard, and couldn't help but said strangely: "What is this guy doing??"
"Oh, the tide is going to be low today, so it's time to pump water to catch the sea. Da Tou is debugging the machine to ensure that the pumping process goes smoothly."
Ding Xiaoyi explained.
I was surprised before by this big-headed man, who seemed to have an unusual appearance. Now I saw this guy twisting his tentacles, skillfully taking apart the complex pump cover, carefully inspecting important places, and wiping the engine oil on. I was even more surprised.
Already.
What hasn't she seen?
This underworld gadget like Big Head Man is not only ugly, but also stupid, stupid and timid.
But the big-headed man in front of me really looks a little different.
Of course, she didn't take it to heart and just thought it was because the big-headed man had an extra [Confucian Pearl] on his head.
I thought to myself, this is really fun, I will play with it myself when I get back.
"Hey, what did you just say?"
At this time, she remembered, what Ding Xiaoyi seemed to have just said about rushing to sea?
What is chasing the sea??
Drive away the sea??
This may seem like a naive question, but it is unfamiliar to many people.
But it's not that difficult.
Just like environmental protection in history.
After saying that burning coal is not allowed, the reporter asked, how will the people eat?
But the environmental protection personnel said that burning gas would be bad?
In the same way, people who live on the coast are familiar with things like catching the sea.
But for other places not close to the bay, most of them have never heard of it.
For a person who is as high as the clouds and has her feet on cotton brocade, how could this way of making a living appear before her eyes.
"Hey, you'll find out later when you see it."
Ding Xiaoyi first gave it a try. If he wanted to do business, of course he had to maintain a sense of mystery.
Zhao Wenhe nodded and asked no more questions.
At this time, the meat ball consciously rolled behind Zhao Wenhe and transformed into a high and soft sofa.
"Hey, your big head is quite interesting. Even the iron mayfly is so well-behaved."
Zhao Wenhe changed into a comfortable position and felt much better. At least he didn't have to worry about any rules or appearance here, and it was rare to relax.
Ding Xiaoyi casually opened a candy and stuffed it into Rouqiu's mouth.
He patted Rouqiu's head dotingly: "We are all our own brothers, how can we be so cute?"
"Relatives? Brothers?"
Zhao Wenhe was startled, but seeing the doting look in Ding Xiaoyi's eyes, he nodded thoughtfully.
At this moment, the sound of a car stopping was heard outside the door.
Ding Xiaoyi took a look and saw that after the car door opened, five men wearing black robes got out of the car, looking curiously at Chaimu's new home in front of him.
"Hey, isn't this... the Huangquan Ferry?"
The dark-faced man in the lead pointed at the brand-new house with some suspicion, and asked the other four people around him in an uncertain tone.
"Yes, Ferry Road, isn't it a ferry?"
The four of them pinched their beards and nodded repeatedly to show that they remembered correctly.
Although the ferry has long been abandoned and dilapidated, and the Chiki boat has been completely destroyed, they have not been here again for many years.
But even so, I still remember clearly in my mind that this place was once a prosperous place.
"But why did it become a mansion?"
When the five of them were confused, Bai Pangpang ran out in a hurry, his chubby face full of enthusiasm.
I was afraid that if I ran a step too slowly, these five guys would escape.
"Hey! Isn't that... the leader?"
When the five of them took a look, they realized that in the entire underworld, except for Bai Wuchang, he was the only one who wore white.
She is white and fat, and the lining looks like a big piece of fat, which makes her look sickly and crooked.
"I haven't seen you for a while. Why have you gained weight?"
"It's so shameless!"
"Go, go, what are you talking about? Hurry up!" The black-faced man interrupted their nonsense and hurriedly took the initiative to greet them.
They all raised their hands: "Little King of the Tenth Palace, pay your respects to the leader of the Netherworld, and wish the leader..."
He didn't even have time to finish his words.
Bai Pangpang interrupted their words and reached out to grab the arm of the leading black-faced man: "Brother Wang Jiang, you are too polite. We have left the City of Wasted Death. You and I are both mortals. The king of hell and the leader are all empty talk. Come on, come on.
This is a great place.”
Bai Pangpang smiled brightly and took Wang Jiang's wrist, stepping forward with a bright smile on his face, just like the bad uncle holding a lollipop on TV.