Just listen to Ding Xiaoyi shaking his bald head in front of his eyes and shouting: "Get up, don't sleep, your express delivery has arrived, it can't be stored."
After shouting twice, he looked back and heard the footsteps getting faster and faster in the distance. He even heard the sound of the woman's three heads arguing with each other.
It seemed that he was blaming the other party for why he was standing there dumbly, watching helplessly as the sacred monument was taken away.
"It came so quickly!"
Seeing this, he felt very anxious. He patted the bald man in front of him on the top of his head and shook it vigorously: "Wake up, the takeaway is here!"
"Indescribable takeaway, the kind that is not allowed to be shown on TV!"
While tearing off the stone skin of the bald man in front of him, he kept shouting loudly: "Get up, your wife ran away with someone else? You already have children, and they are not yours!"
According to Bai Pangpang, this is a dead person, but his body is still alive. After so much time, the physical body should have had its own will. What he has to do now is to awaken this guy's will.
"Wake up, your mother has given you a little brother...
Your dad is your good brother!!"
Watching Ding Xiaoyi slap him on the left and right, he was full of obscene words.
Wang Jialiang was completely confused. He stepped forward to stop Ding Xiaoyi. This guy was almost in tears: "Brother, you are my brother. If you think you can't live, please give me a break. I have a bad heart. Don't do this."
played."
"Who is playing? Hurry up and help!"
Ding Xiaoyi glared at Wang Jialiang and said seriously: "Whether we can survive depends on whether this big boss is willing to move."
"Can!!"
Wang Jialiang thought to himself: "If you treat him so badly, aren't you afraid that he will wake up and kill you first?"
But seeing that Ding Xiaoyi didn't seem to be joking with him, Wang Jialiang gritted his teeth and said, "Forget it, just die."
As he spoke, he bit the bullet and helped tear off the thick layer of stone skin on the bald man.
"Swish!" Wang Jialiang moved quickly, and Mu Wandi also joined in to help.
Within a few moments, the bald man's true appearance was exposed in front of the three of them.
Not to mention, although the bald man has no hair, his appearance is not bad at all.
The angular face is extremely handsome. Under a pair of sword-shaped eyebrows is a pair of slender peach blossom eyes.
Coupled with the broad and straight bridge of the nose, she is said to be masculine, but at the same time she is also feminine.
The slightly raised corners of the mouth give people a feeling of being both evil and righteous, and not angry but confident.
If this face alone were taken back and broadcast live, it would be enough to outshine those little freshmen.
The clothes under the bald man had long been in decay. With a slight tug, the clothes were torn off, revealing the strong muscles underneath.
The pale golden skin shone with a crystal-clear and delicate luster.
A giant dragon coils from the chest to the waist.
If I hadn't known in advance that this guy was already a corpse, I wouldn't have believed that even if I beat Wang Jialiang to death, the muscles of a dead body could be so elastic?
"Here I go, this is much better than hair removal cream!"
Wang Jialiang casually pulled off a large piece of stone skin from his armpit, looked at the thick hair stained on it, and then looked at the armpit which was smooth and dry. There really wasn't a single hair left, it had been plucked clean.
Not a hair was left.
Thinking of the excruciating pain I endured in order to remove my hair, I couldn't help but let out a deep sigh.
With the help of two people, the results will be much faster.
Ding Xiaoyi glanced behind him, took out his mobile phone and said to Bai Pangpang: "It's not working, what should I do if I can't wake up??"
Before Bai Pangpang could reply, a chill hit him, making the three of them shiver uncontrollably.
Looking back, I saw a three-headed woman chasing after her with a kind of skeleton soldier.
But when the three-headed woman noticed the monk who had been stripped of his stone skin, the expressions of the three heads changed at the same time, and they said in unison: "#&*(%!" (Stop!)
However, the three of them couldn't understand what she was saying at all.
But when I saw the three-headed girl's expression was the same as Wang Jialiang and Mu Wandi's expression just now.
The three of them were shocked. It was obvious that the woman was also afraid of the bald man and did not want them to wake him up.
"Quick, keep tearing!" The more you don't let me do anything, I will do whatever I want.
In fact, Mu Wandi and Wang Jialiang had already started working hard without Ding Xiaoyi's instructions.
"Shuashua~~"
The two grabbed it and a piece of stone skin was torn off. Just listening to the sound, people who didn't know it would really think they were removing the wrapping paper of the figure.
“*￥#%……!!”
Seeing this, the three-headed girl was completely furious, and she yelled angrily, but the three of them couldn't understand a single word.
Perhaps because he was too selfless in taking it apart, Mu Wandi's hand just felt like he had caught something, so he didn't think much about it and just pulled hard.
"Stab..." There was a sound, and the bald man who was sitting cross-legged suddenly began to tremble violently.
Wang Jialiang and Mu Wandi were stunned at the same time. Everyone couldn't help but look at the stone skin stained with a bunch of golden hairs in Mu Wandi's hand, and their eyes immediately turned to the bald man whose body was shaking.
No, to be precise, he was staring at the bald man's torn crotch.
I saw pale golden blood droplets oozing out from under the skin, and it hurt just to look at it.
"Damn it, this hair can't be pulled out!"
The corner of Wang Jialiang's mouth twitched a few times, and he quickly put the stone skin on Mu Wandi's hand back, saying in his heart: "Boss, free hair removal, don't worry so much, this is not our fault!"
"I...didn't I take it apart quickly?"
Mu Wandi blushed deeply, and after glancing at the unobstructed thing from the corner of her eye, her face became even redder.
However, even so, the corpse only trembled a few times, and then became quiet again.
Seeing this, the three-headed women looked at each other and let out a long sigh.
He immediately raised his head and looked at Ding Xiaoyi with an evil look.
Even the blood was pulled out, but the corpse hadn't woken up yet. It was obvious that the three of them were destined to be unable to wake up the corpse by going back and forth.
For a moment, the female corpse's expression gradually relaxed and she mumbled a lot of words.
Although he didn't understand them, it was easy for Ding Xiaoyi to guess from their expressions that they were definitely not good words.
"Xiao Yi, this thing is not good enough, should we..."
Wang Jialiang looked at the skeleton soldiers surrounding him. At this time, he didn't care so much anymore and prepared women's clothes again.
At this moment, the cell phone rang. Ding Xiaoyi picked it up and saw that it was Bai Pangpang calling.
Seeing this, he quickly pressed the answer button.
"Put the phone to the corpse's ear. Hurry up, long-distance calls are expensive!"
Hearing Bai Pangpang's voice on the phone, Ding Xiaoyi didn't dare to delay and immediately put the phone next to the corpse's ear. He didn't know if he was used to it and said casually: "Your phone!"
I just heard a messy sound coming from the phone, like Bai Pangpang singing, but I didn't understand a single word.
"Palamani, daza humpa, stud..."
A series of weird words, when combined together, sound more rap than the lyrics of those rappers.
However, at this moment, the corpse slowly opened its mouth and began to chant along with the voice on the phone unconsciously.
Then an even weirder scene happened.
As the corpse recited this convoluted vocabulary, a golden light actually rose from its body.
“*%&*#%……”
The golden light became stronger and stronger, and the three-headed woman suddenly seemed to be stimulated by something. She controlled the skeletons and rushed towards Ding Xiaoyi and the others.
But before the skeleton could get closer, the corpse slowly opened its eyes. Under the golden pupils, layers of strange Buddha wheels were spinning: "Prajna Bama Kong..."
As the corpse spoke, he jumped up, the stone skin on his body receded, but every inch of his skin had a glass-like texture under the golden light.
With a sweep of his hand, the Yin army suddenly disappeared before his eyes.
The three female corpses roared loudly, and the surrounding ruins suddenly collapsed and shattered. The shock made Ding, Xiaoyi and the others' blood surge, and their ears buzzed.
If Ding Xiaoyi hadn't opened up his psychic space immediately, he might have been able to hold on even if his throat fell, but Wang Jialiang and Mu Wandi would have been seriously injured.
"Xiao Yi, don't be stunned. This monk's physical body is about to turn into a demon. When he comes back to his senses after killing all the troubles in front of him, he might kill you. Hurry up and find a chance to escape!"
Bai Pangpang's voice came from the other end of the phone. He seemed to be able to judge the situation just by listening to the voice.
"good!"
Ding Xiaoyi had no doubt that he was there. When his spiritual space was closed, he saw golden light filling the sky and the earth in front of him. The solemn and sacred power turned into a glaring King Kong behind the corpse. As soon as he took action, the time and space in front of him became extremely chaotic.
"hiss!!"
Upon seeing this, the three of them took a deep breath and took advantage of the fight between the two big men to sneak back into the direction they ran from from the edge of the ruins on the side.
When he reached the fork in the road again, Ding Xiaoyi picked up the [Disaster Avoidance Pointer Box], compared several intersections, and pointed to the left: "Go this way!"
As soon as the three of them entered the fork in the road, they heard the woman's shrill scream.
"Fuck, the boss is the boss, he's so fierce!"
Wang Jialiang was secretly stunned. The strength of that three-headed woman was definitely higher than that of the disaster spirit. At least the three of them together might not be her opponent.
Being beaten so quickly that he screamed and screamed, one can imagine how terrifying the bald man was.
"Stop talking nonsense and leave quickly. You just plucked his hair, and you're still waiting for him to come and settle the score with you later?"
Ding Xiaoyi cursed and urged Wang Jialiang, and Mu Wandi quickened his pace.
He didn’t know how long he had been walking and how many circles he had gone around, but Ding Xiaoyi suddenly started to feel nervous.
The movement was so great that even though they had gone very far, the movement behind them became louder and louder. It seemed that some other creatures in the underground palace were also disturbed.
"I hope you don't disturb that big cocoon!"
Ding Xiaoyi secretly prayed that the best outcome would be for the monsters in the underground palace to die together with the bald man.
Otherwise, if one of them escapes, it may cause a devastating blow to the outside world.
However, sometimes, we are really afraid of what will happen.
I was still praying in my heart when I suddenly heard the arrogant laughter of the bald man coming from behind: "The path of demons is really asking for death. The mighty heavenly dragon, the World Honored Ksitigarbha, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Parmakong, Prajna