In front of the withered grave, three skeletons stood in a circle, holding cards made of leaves in their hands.
The skull on the left is the most eye-catching.
Nothing else, just because except for the original head, not a single bone in the body is original.
If you look carefully, you can see the ribs of a cow, the leg bones of a dog, and two claws of different sizes. It is completely impossible to tell where the bones were torn off.
"One three."
"King Zha!"
"Are you sick? We are all farmers."
"I am willing to blow you up. If you spill all the wine, I will blow you up if I don't like you."
Mentioning this matter, the skeleton on the left is also filled with anger:
"Can you blame me? That bastard who was driving the car hit me and ran away. He also threw me off the cliff. I managed to crawl back and I still haven't recovered my bones."
Seeing that they were arguing about this matter again, the skeleton as the landlord could only put down the cards in his hand: "Stop arguing, why don't we fight?"
"Hit, beat, beat! Come on..."
"One three."
"I'll beat your uncle."
Before two hands of cards were played, the two peasants started playing with a bang.
You stick a rib in me, and I pull a leg bone out of you.
The landlord wanted to break up the fight, but they ended up fighting together for no apparent reason.
Just when the three skeletons are indistinguishable, there is me among you, and you among me.
Suddenly one of them shouted: "Don't move, listen..."
The other two skeletons suddenly became silent.
"call……"
A cold wind blew from the mountain stream and rolled up the dead leaves on the ground. The sound of the wind passed my ears but I didn't hear any movement.
However, just when the three skeletons looked at each other and were about to speak.
Suddenly the light around the ground dimmed.
"boom!"
A big furry foot stepped down from above the head.
The big foot moved immediately, and in the next second it rushed into the sky.
If you take a closer look, you will see that it is a monster that looks like a chicken. It is bigger than the mountain. When it jumps up, it spreads its wings, and there are actually dense eyes under the wings.
The chicken has a single horn, white hair, and a single eye extending from its heart.
However, this strange chicken is carrying a big red sedan chair.
I saw the silhouette of a strange chicken lingering in the sky. When I looked at the approaching ferry road, the majestic figure immediately gradually shrank to the size of a calf.
Spreading his wings, he landed firmly and steadily at the door of Ding Xiaoyi's house.
"This is it?"
The curtain of the sedan chair was opened, and a man wearing a pink robe and holding a feather fan stepped out of the sedan chair.
Out of the corner of his eye, he looked at the words [Chaimu New Residence] hanging outside the door, and the corners of his eyes moved slightly: "It looks pretty clean."
"Oh, my good sister, you are finally here. I am standing here looking forward to the stars and the moon, just like I am waiting for you to come."
In front of the courtyard gate, Tu Tu stood there with her arms folded, and the joy and anger on her face could not be seen clearly through the mask, but the voice... was so sweet that it made people sick.
Ding Xiaoyi followed behind and took a look.
The man in front of him was wearing a bright pink robe and a sissy tone. He was said to be a man, but Ding Xiaoyi's first impression was that he was even more sissy than Bei Lan, a dead eunuch.
But I have seen this man before.
When I attended the Qingming Festival in the Emperor's palace, I seemed to be sitting with Po Meng.
At that time, he kept selling various cosmetics to Po Meng. One moment he said that Po Meng had a flabby face, and the other he pointed at the two bags on Meng Po’s breast pads and said that they were sagging too much and she needed to wear a bra... But Meng was
My mother-in-law was so disgusted.
I just didn’t expect that he was the ‘good best friend’ that Tu Tu often talked about.
"What my sister said makes me uneasy. I also want to come earlier, but with so many public cases on the table, how can I be as carefree and happy as you, sister? Otherwise..."
Yu Lei stroked the feather fan gently with his hand and said with a hint of resentment: "If my sister can help me share some of the burden, then I will be very grateful!"
"Come on, I don't have the skills like you to deal with so many things. With you here, I can indulge in the mountains and rivers, wander around the world, and feel free."
As they spoke, their eyes met, and a strong wind exploded between them.
Everyone cursed secretly in their hearts: "Bah, bitch!"
The two of them seemed to be talking and laughing, and had a deep love for each other, but no one who knew the inside story would know that they wanted each other to die.
After all, there is a big difference between one person in power and two people in power.
At this time, Yu Lei's eyes fell on Ding Xiaoyi beside him.
After looking up and down with his eyes, his face suddenly became friendly: "This young man is quite handsome. At such a young age, he has won the emperor's favor. His future prospects are bound to be limitless."
"Senior, you're welcome!"
Ding Xiaoyi bowed his hands, but he didn't dare to take these words as the truth.
How about the Emperor’s favor? I’m afraid it’s my grandfather who favors me.
"Giggle..." Seeing Ding Xiaoyi being so polite, Yu Lei covered half of his face with a fan and let out a low laugh. He held the flowers in his hands and handed over a purple door post.
Before I even picked up the post, I could smell a faint scent of perfume on it.
Needless to say, it smells pretty good.
Seeing that Ding Xiaoyi had collected the door sticker, Tutu impatiently took Yu Lei's arm and walked inside.
The two of them were talking and laughing as they walked. They were so close that they looked like a pair of best friends.
"Brother Qiu, aren't you jealous??"
Ding Xiaoyi nudged Liao Qiu beside him with his elbow.
But Liao Qiu smiled cheerfully and said nothing.
Jealous? No way.
The closer these two people get, the more they want to strangle each other to death.
Tutu had been trying every possible means to hook Yu Lei since early in the morning, and now she finally got what she wanted, and she was almost laughing in her heart.
It was still early for the tide to go out, so the two of them stood waiting at the door, acting as doormen to receive guests today.
Upon seeing this, Shuang'er quietly brought a bench to the two of them, brought a pot of tea and snacks, and then continued to help Mr. Chen.
"Hey, what a nice girl!"
Looking at Shuang'er's hardworking figure, Liao Qiu couldn't help but feel envious.
"Hey, don't look around."
Ding Xiaoyi saw Liao Qiu staring at Shuang'er from the side and immediately stepped forward to block his sight.
Seeing this, Liao Qiu curled his lips: "Where are you thinking? Am I that kind of person??"
"Eh, wasn't I afraid that you would be hard to control for a while?"
Upon hearing this, Liao Qiu looked depressed and said: "Don't mention it, it's banned."
As he spoke, he took out a cigar from his pocket and gave one to Ding Xiaoyi:
"Try it, authentic Cuban cigars have been kept for hundreds of years, and there are only a few left in the world. Not long ago, I met a boy named Kennedy, and he actually had a batch of cigars hidden in his hands. I bought them all.
Already."
"I don't like smoking, I can't stand the smell!"
Ding Xiaoyi shook his head and said politely, he was not interested in cigarettes.
"Hey, then you have lost one-tenth of the happiness in your life."
Liao Qiu said regretfully.
He picked up the flamethrower and slowly cooked the front end of the cigar before taking a slow puff.
The smoke did not pass through the lungs, but was slowly tasted in the mouth before being spit out.
"The last time I went back, Tutu discovered something was wrong with my eyes and sealed my superpowers."
Speaking of this incident, Liao Qiu still feels a pain in his cheek.
Seeing his depressed expression, Ding Xiaoyi didn't believe it. It was just as simple as being blocked because of his ability: "That's it??"
"hiss!!"
Liao Qiu took a deep puff of the cigar in his hand, and suddenly an evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and whispered: "The beauty mark at the corner of Tu Tu's eye is so beautiful!"
Yes! He finally understood why Brother Qiu was beaten so badly.
Brother Qiu seems to be as stable as an old dog, but in fact he is a coward, a little expert in committing suicide, and I am talking about him.
"Buzz..."
At this time, a row of Wuling Hongguang came slowly.
After the car door opened, they saw King Guangqin and others slowly getting out of the car.
In addition to the five kings of hell last time, five other kings of hell have also arrived today.
Ding Xiaoyi took a look and saw two guys in suits behind him, one holding a cow's head and the other a horse's head.
Obviously this is what people often call bull-headed horse noodles.
A group of people walked to the door politely to each other. Under the introduction of King Guangqin and others, King Taishan and others bowed their hands and greeted Ding Xiaoyi.
Although the other person is just an ordinary person.
But for people to be able to sit on a private land in the vast underworld, this in itself has privileges that are superior to them.
Not to mention the mysterious scandal between Ding Xiaoyi and the emperor.
Just having the Emperor of Beiyin, the Leader of Netherworld, Shen Tu, and Zhao Wenhe (Empress) standing behind him to endorse him, this weight is also resounding.
"you are welcome."
Ding Xiaoyi greeted him with a smile.
These were all the guests who came to give him treasures. Ding Xiaoyi seemed to see a shining golden God of Wealth walking in front of him.
How dare you show any arrogance?
After the ten Yamas handed over the door sticker, they stepped in.
With a bull's head and a horse's face, these two fools stood outside the door waiting.
No way, there are too many big guys here today, and these two are not even qualified to enter.
Look at how skilled Xie Qi, Fan and Ba are. As soon as they heard about this errand, they knew that it was going to be a hard job and they had already found an excuse to run away.
Anyway, both of them have retired. They made a lot of money last time, and now they are living happily somewhere.
However, Ding Xiaoyi still asked Shuang'er to bring benches, tea and snacks to the two of them.
Liao Qiu was simpler. He took out a thick stack of money and gave it to the two of them as a little treat.
It’s a thick stack, but I can’t even count it.
But just looking at the thickness that was comparable to the old bricks of the city wall, the two people with the bull head and the horse face were already laughing from ear to ear. After nodding and thanking them, they sat on the bench obediently, drinking tea and eating snacks.
.
It is not difficult to see from this that the two of them are really stupid.
If you don't fawn over such a big God of Wealth like Brother Qiu, he will be as dumb as a tree.
But Liao Qiu didn't care at all.
"Don't underestimate these two idiots. When it comes to fighting, these two guys in the underworld are also famous for their ability to fight. The most important thing is that they are about to retire."
Liao Qiu said with a mysterious face, and Ding Xiaoyi knew what Brother Qiu meant when he heard this.
Obviously he also wanted to win over the two of them to join his bodyguard team after retirement.
"Jingle Bell……"
While the two were talking, they heard the sound of cow bells in the distance.
Ding Xiaoyi took a look and saw a big green bull walking slowly from a distance. The green bull's steps were slow, but the moment he took each step, the figure had already moved hundreds of meters away from where it was.
With a carefree look, he would nibble on some dry grass on the ground from time to time.
"Huh!"
When Ding Xiaoyi looked at the big green bull, he couldn't help but follow the green bull and looked up. Sure enough, he saw two people sitting on the back of the green bull.
An old man and a young man, aren't they Po Meng and Chai Rong?
"Brother Xiaoyi!!"
From a distance, I saw Chai Rong waving towards Ding Xiaoyi, smiling with her cute little dimples, not to mention how sweet she was.
