He opened his mouth, but found that he was speechless.
Looking at the two people in front of him, his eyes were full of confusion.
"Although this tea is good, you can't bear it if you drink too much." Pangpang shook the teapot in his hand and stuffed it into Ding Xiaoyi's arms.
"Come and give her a show, what does it mean to be massive!" He said and winked at Ding Xiaoyi to indicate that there would be no problem.
Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi didn't hesitate, picked up the teapot and drank heavily.
Until the entire pot of tea is drunk.
"Hiss~~so cool!"
A breath of cold air came out of my mouth, but I didn't feel anything wrong. Instead, I felt that the exceptionally clear frost was as refreshing as eating an old popsicle on a dog day.
Upon seeing this, the woman's eyes suddenly widened, and she looked at Ding Xiaoyi as if she were a monster.
"Hahaha!"
Seeing the woman's surprised expression, Pangpang laughed proudly.
Letting go of the woman's hand, he glanced at the pool from the corner of his eye: "Get out of here, do you want me to treat you to tea?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the water flowing beside the woman, and a clear and translucent water flowed out of the pool, forming a human shape in front of the two of them.
Immediately he knelt on the ground with a thud: "Holy monk, spare your life, we have no ill intentions."
Ding Xiaoyi took a closer look, looking up and down at the water man, his eyes suddenly filled with curiosity.
Can this water also turn into essence?
I have seen those strange beasts in the mountains and forests absorb spiritual energy, and not only their strength has greatly increased, but they also have wisdom that is not belonging to humans.
But for the first time, I saw that water could also turn into a human form. Although it didn't look like a woman, the outline of the eyes, ears, nose and mouth were clearly visible.
The water-shaped figure was lying on the ground, shivering.
But he was busy defending: "This iced bisnail tea, when ordinary people drink it, can nourish Yuan Yin and detoxify solid. It is also a rare magic medicine. It's just that the two of them are profound in Taoism and are as pure as glass, so they don't understand it."
The secret behind it is that it’s not our evil intentions, there is no evil intention at all.”
Hearing what he said, he didn't expect that the tea was so refreshing and had such an effect. Ding Xiaoyi smacked his lips, and said with some unfinished thoughts: "Well, is there anything else? Let's have another pot."
"Yes, yes...you can have as many as you want."
The water man said, placing his palm on the woman, and saw that after the woman opened her mouth and spat out an ice crystal, most of the frost on her face suddenly disappeared.
His body immediately returned to normal, and when he looked at Ding Xiaoyi, his expression suddenly became more complicated.
"Why are you still standing there? Quickly make tea for the adults!"
Seeing her stunned look, the water man slapped her hard in the face. The woman who was hit fell to the ground, got up with a look of embarrassment, took the teapot and started making tea again.
The water man immediately turned around and said: "The humble person is ignorant and let the master and the holy monk take effect."
Seeing them being so polite and the woman still looking aggrieved, Ding Xiaoyi felt a little embarrassed.
However, the fat man sitting aside sneered with his arms folded: "Hmph, don't think that I don't know what you are planning. It is said that there is extreme yin and yang. Although your tea is good, it is one of the best aphrodisiacs in the world.
"
"ah??"
Ding Xiaoyi on the side was looking forward to the tea, and he couldn't help but be startled when he heard this.
Aphrodisiac? What the hell is it??
Pangpang sneered and explained to him.
It turns out that although this tea is indeed a good thing, if a woman drinks two cups a day, it can even make her look young and her body smell good. If a man drinks two cups a day, it can nourish yin, strengthen the body, and strengthen the body. These are true.
But the water man himself also said "have a drink".
If you drink too much, you will have problems.
If a woman drinks too much, her whole body will become bone-chilling and her blood will freeze.
When a man drinks too much, the yin pole will generate yang, and the whole body will be as hot as fire. The more he drinks, the thirstier he becomes, until... the yin and fire are unbearable, and the animalistic nature becomes strong.
Speaking of this, Pangpang looked at the woman who was lowering her head to make tea and sneered:
"She is a white jade spirit, but she couldn't bear it even after drinking seven or eight cups in a row.
If it had been anyone else, with the amount you drank, you would probably have turned into a submachine gun by now, and would have wanted to shoot anyone you caught."
After hearing Pangpang's explanation, Ding Xiaoyi's mouth twitched: "So magical??"
"Of course, if you didn't have a special physique, I would have run away long ago, saving the trouble." Pangpang said with a look of disgust on his face.
Ding Xiaoyi also knew that he had a special constitution, so the old man Xie Qifanba didn't dare to drink too much of Xie Qifanba's wine, and he had no problem mixing it up by himself.
No wonder, after drinking so much of this tea, I only felt it was sweet and refreshing, but there was nothing strange about it at all.
But then Ding Xiaoyi came back to his senses and glared at Pangpang: "Fuck you, are you going to be so unkind?"
After getting along for a long time, I can tell whether one of Pangpang's words is a joke and which one is the truth.
He dared to say that his animal nature was so strong that he felt like he could run faster than a dog.
"Why don't you run away and wait for you to pounce on me? Just poke me once and you'll be able to brag. Do you still want to pounce on me?"
The two of them were arguing as if no one was around, making the two couples in front of them look embarrassed for a moment, but they did not dare to interrupt.
However, the confusion in Luo Nu's heart was finally solved.
There was actually a look of regret in his eyes.
After the two complained to each other, they turned their attention to the couple.
When the water man saw this, he quickly cried and hugged his fat feet: "The holy monk has good advice, but we have no intention of harming others, it's just..."
He hesitated for a moment, but then said: "It's just that my husband and I are still missing a son, and I... have difficulty doing things, so I thought of borrowing flowers to offer to Buddha."
"Then you hid down there and took a peek, right?" Pangpang didn't believe his lies and directly exposed his little thoughts.
Ding Xiaoyi listened and almost spit out the tea in his mouth.
He glanced at the woman in front of him from the corner of his eye. The woman lowered her head and said nothing, but she already had acquiescence.
Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi felt that the tea in his hand was no longer fragrant.
He had heard of transvestism, mysophobia, odor fetishism, etc. This was the first time he had seen cuckoldism.
He looked at the woman in front of him with a complicated expression, and then looked at Shui Ren with disgust.
I thought that such a beautiful wife was so blind that she married a thing like you.
Pangpang didn't mean to make things difficult for them.
In fact, the couple themselves had no intention of harming anyone.
Not only did he not mean to harm anyone, but he also had a spirit of selfless dedication.
But you have already come, so how can you leave empty-handed?
The water man was also very discerning, and besides taking out several kilograms of tea leaves, he also presented two jade plaques to Ding Xiaoyi and Pangpang.
This jade token is white, smooth, and very oily. The most important thing is that the strong breath of life on the jade token is many times richer than the life gem he gave Marina.
This thing is definitely a treasure.
Wearing it on the body of ordinary people, even the elderly and infirm, I am afraid that within a few days, their physical fitness will be greatly improved, and they can even return to the body of a young man without any problem.
In addition, he also specially asked for two large barrels of spring water from the water man.
These springs themselves contain rich life force and are simply the catalysts for the birth of all things.
It's a pity that if the spring water and water people were not one, they would want to dig up the spring water together.
Ding Xiaoyi put the things away happily.
I thought in my mind that it was just a round trip, and if I could get something like this, it would be a worthwhile trip.
After getting the things, Pangpang and Ding Xiaoyi didn't plan to stay any longer. There was actually nothing special about this place.
Moreover, this couple has no intention of causing harm to others.
Apart from the peculiar hobbies of the Water Man, it's not a big deal for the couple to live here, as long as you don't provoke them.
According to Pangpang, the jade spirit is at least at the top level of the disaster spirit, while the water man is stronger, almost half a step above the dragon level.
Of course, the two have to talk about combat effectiveness.
When it comes to fighting, he is fully armed, but he is not weak at all. After all, not everyone can be as wealthy as himself.
The two of them had just left the valley and planned to visit other places.
After all, this place is too close to City S. If there are really some creatures with evil intentions, I can just destroy them myself.
If you really can't beat him, just close the door and let Pangpang go.
He secretly thought in his heart, after all, Pangpang, the super bodyguard, where could he not go?
However, this kind of thinking does not reflect how much of a saint he is, nor does he have the spirit of a sword-wielding knight.
As the saying goes, rabbits don’t even eat the grass beside their nests.
I am still full of affection for the place where I was born and raised, whether it is the tofu noodles on the street or the sour and delicious noodles.
Even the fried buns at the door.
They are all familiar hometown delicacies, carrying memories of my childhood.
Imagine that you come back from hell one day and the streets are full of ruins.
Not to mention the delicious tofu puffs, if you look around, you'll see corpses or wreckage. How would you feel if it were you?
For this reason, I had to go around and sweep mines, at least to ensure that there wouldn't be any big trouble in S City.
The two of them walked all the way east.
Because the debris falling there is the most and largest.
Not long after walking, Ding Xiaoyi noticed that many strange figures appeared within his range of perception.
It should be people from those families.
Realizing that the strength of these people was not weak, he even felt the aura of the disaster spirit level, and thought to himself, it would be unreasonable for neither the five major families nor other unions to pay attention to such a big movement.
Close your eyes, let go of your senses, and after sensing carefully, you and Pangpang walk towards a forest with a lot of people.
There is a palace that came out of thin air.
The palace is magnificent and large. It stands among the mountains and is higher than the surrounding mountains.
Naturally, it attracted a lot of people to explore.
However, as soon as he walked over, Ding Xiaoyi heard a cry from a distance.
"Don't miss it if you pass by. Each of the treasures just unearthed here is a rare treasure..."
The voice sounded very familiar. He followed the voice and saw that it was the antique vendor he had met on the cross street in the old city.
Oh! No, according to Pangpang, he is a Taoist priest.
At this moment, this guy is pulling a girl and delivering something to the girl.
Ding Xiaoyi took a look and said, "My dear, isn't this the Nine-turn Universe Ball that I bought last time?"
Are relationships wholesale?
"Beauty, I see that you are an expert. This is a treasure from the Western Zhou Dynasty. Don't you know?
It doesn’t matter, I’ll tell you about it, this treasure starts from when King Wu conquered Zhou…”
