"That's right, it can't be that Lord Yama is not here, right? I heard that Lord Yama has been taking incense and bathing every day lately, but I don't know what's wrong with him."
"Don't talk about Lord Yama, the other nine are not much better. Last time, Emperor Zongji's mount was hit on the head, and the case has not been solved yet."
"This case is huge. I heard that people are still being arrested everywhere."
Outside the Hall of Yama, everyone saw that they had not yet ascended to the throne, and they immediately began to talk, and the more they talked, the more outrageous they became. These wandering souls were also brothers who loved to gossip.
Pangpang listened to their gossip and chimed in from time to time, chatting happily.
Ding Xiaoyi, on the other hand, had a dark face from beginning to end, thinking in his mind that if the situation was not right, he would take the big head back even if he risked his life today.
Just when everyone couldn't wait any longer.
I just heard the sound of drumsticks. The sound of the drums was deafening, and it was like a thunderbolt from the blue. Suddenly, the people who were in a mess just now quickly closed their mouths.
I saw King Yama wearing a golden crown with a bead curtain and a python dragon king's robe, walking in from the side door with a dark face.
"Shengtang!! Mighty!!"
After the ghosts on both sides shouted, King Yama was sitting on the main seat, with a big dark face and a particularly cold expression. He was completely different from the leisurely and leisurely paddling in the water when he arrived at Chaimu's new residence.
"Who is this person in the hall and what is the lawsuit?"
Seeing that King Yama finally came to the court, Xu Tianjun straightened his clothes, glanced sideways at the back of the big head, and couldn't help but curl his lips.
He opened his mouth and stated the case: "Seventy-two Divisions, the next Supervisor, Xu Tianjun meets with King Yama."
Looking at the oily Xu Tianjun, Yan Luo felt an evil fire in his heart. He wished he could bring out the guillotine and chop off this two hundred and five.
But he still had a patient look on his face, nodded, and motioned for him to continue.
"I report to King Yama that today this big-headed barbarian is running rampant in the city of Wushou and committing murders in the streets. According to law, he will be sent to the eighteen hells and receive nine levels of capital punishment.
In addition, Fan Yong'an, who is on duty today, and his subordinates have committed malpractice for personal gain and should be punished with the same crime."
After Xu Tianjun finished speaking, he couldn't help but feel proud on his face.
He thought to himself: "Stealing my limelight and committing murder in the street, huh, you are a lowly thing. You really think of yourself as a figure. When you get out of jail, I will dig out the Confucian beads on your head!"
It turned out that Xu Tianjun was so eager for justice and justice for no reason. At first, he was just annoyed that the banquet he held was disturbed by this big-headed man.
Later, I walked down and took a look, and found that there was a Confucian bead on the forehead of this big-headed man.
This is a good thing. It can distinguish all things clearly and memorize words. It is said that it can only be obtained in the depths of the underworld.
After thinking about it in my mind, I felt that the reason why this big-headed barbarian was so magical might be the reason for this Confucian bead.
With greed in his heart, there is a drama of him being eager for justice and righteous.
As soon as he made a move, he told Fan Yongan to shut up. He had already made a plan in his mind. No matter who is behind you, I will pretend that I don’t know. I will send this guy to the Hall of the King of Hell. The matter is made clear, and everything is covered by the King of Hell.
With.
After you get the things, you can hide in Shansheng Department and no one can do anything to you.
However, just when Xu Tianjun was feeling proud.
But he saw King Yama sitting on the chair frowning: "Xu Tianjun, since you serve under the Seventy-Two Divisions, what position do you hold?"
"Er..." Xu Tianjun was startled, thinking, shouldn't it be time to interrogate this big-headed brute? Why are you asking about me?
But since I asked him, he still had to answer honestly.
"My humble position is to serve as supervisor under the Department of Good Life."
Hearing the dark face of King Yama, a sneer suddenly appeared: "Since he is the Secretary of Good Lives, in charge of the blessings of good souls, and not in charge of arrests, inferences, and retribution of evil spirits, why do you come to the palace?
Is your identity required to report the crime?”
"Er..."
Xu Tianjun was startled. He was confused by King Yama's question and didn't know how to answer.
A smile appeared on King Yama's face and he answered for him: "Of course I should go to the palace as the plaintiff."
"Yes, yes, I am the plaintiff."
Xu Tianjun nodded repeatedly.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, King Yama's eyes darkened: "You are brave, since you are the accuser, why don't you kneel down when you see me? As a Yin official, don't you even understand this rule? First, hit five hundred... fifty killing sticks!"
"
"ah!"
Xu Tianjun was dumbfounded for a moment, thinking: "No, why do I still need to be beaten? Shouldn't you examine this big-headed barbarian first?"
Before Xu Tianjun could understand what had happened, the ghosts on both sides did not give him a chance to recover.
As a ghost under Yama's seat, he would strike cleanly, kick him down, and raise the black and white mourning stick to give him a beating.
The mourning stick that seems to be covered with white stripes is not light or heavy when drawn, but I don't know that when the stick is pulled down, the stick will hit the flesh.
Xu Tianjun himself came from a good background. He was protected by his father above and protected by Yin officials below. How could he have ever suffered like this? His face turned pale from the pain when he was hit with a stick.
If it weren't for Xu Tianjun's delicate skin and tender flesh, King Yama would have wanted to kill this idiot with a five hundred killing stick.
After fifty sticks were down, even Xu Tianjun, as a Yin official, couldn't stand it any longer. He flopped down on the ground. He still looked like a handsome and unrestrained person. He looked like a big bastard.
But Xu Tianjun didn't know that this matter was far from over.
After beating Xu Tianjun, King Yama continued to ask: "Xu Tianjun, you said that those on duty today, Fan Yongan and others, engaged in malpractice for personal gain. Do you have any evidence?"
Xu Tianjun was beaten until he was dazed. When he heard this, he couldn't help but said with a strange face: "Isn't the fact right in front of you? All the big-headed barbarians from the Yin and Yang Dao were actually released into the City of Undeserved Death. Isn't this cheating for personal gain? Isn't this dereliction of duty?"
"You are presumptuous. I will make my own decision on whether it is right or wrong. You are just relying on your conjecture. What evidence do you have?"
"I……"
Xu Tianjun was dumbfounded by the question, and his mind was buzzing. In fact, if he had read more books, he might have come up with something. After all, there was a clear rule in the City of Waste to Death prohibiting uncivilized creatures from entering.
But why didn't Yan Luo wait for him to make sophistry? He didn't know that this guy was still a idiot. He lay on the ground for a long time and couldn't think of what to say.
Seeing this, King Yama stopped talking nonsense and asked someone to bring Fan Yongan up.
Fan Yongan acted very calmly, as if he had known such a result for a long time, but when he walked up to the hall and took a look, he saw Xu Tianjun prostrate on the ground, and his buttocks were all wet.
A slight sneer suddenly appeared on his face.
"Fan Yong'an, why did you enter the city with such a big head today?" King Yama asked simply.
Fan Yongan has been guarding the gate for so many years, and he is also an experienced person. Hearing the tone of King Yama and looking at Xu Tianjun lying on the ground, he knew what was going on.
So he hurriedly said: "According to the order of the leader of Netherworld, take it to the Hubu Yamen."
"Is there any handwriting?"
"No, but the Ghost Cult Master said it himself, so please let your Majesty take a closer look."
Xu Tianjun on the ground was startled and looked at Fan Yongan in disbelief: "Are you talking nonsense? The ghost leader spoke in person? Why didn't you say that Emperor Fengdu came to pick it up in person?"
Even if we knew there might be someone behind the big head, it would be too exaggerated to implicat the ghost leader.
That was the majestic leader of the Netherworld, the Bodhisattva who saved thousands of ghosts. In terms of status, he was even above the Ghost Emperors of the Five Directions.
This is like saying that the security guard caught a thief in a museum, but the thief said that ***** let him in to visit.
Isn’t this nonsense? Does the security guard still have to call the Prime Minister to confirm?
No one else would believe it.
However, it was just a complaint, and immediately after, King Yama narrowed his eyes: "You are so outrageous, you dare to roar in court, I will give you fifty more sticks!"
"Fuck, I'm still fighting!!"
When Xu Tianjun heard this, he almost got angry. Isn't it just a big-headed barbarian committing murder in the street? Why is the murderer still sitting on the ground leisurely? Nothing happened from the beginning to the end. He received two beatings first.
?,
The shady people on both sides didn't care about this. They were still polite when Yama ordered him to be beaten, but this time they didn't even need to kick him, but aimed at the buttocks and slapped him.
"ah!!!"
A stick and a scream made Xu Tianjun want to curse in pain.
Looking sideways, he saw the big head sitting on the ground. Although its tentacles were covered with iron ropes, it did not affect its ability to eat.
I saw that Datou had two more pancakes in his hand at some point, and he was eating them with relish while watching him being beaten.
Seeing this, Xu Tianjun almost wanted to curse.
Shouted: "Why don't you care about this guy's food?!"
However, King Yama said seriously: "If there is no rule against eating, you can eat it too."
Xu Tianjun: "..."
After fifty sticks were down, King Yama continued: "What you said, I will check with the leader. Let's talk about what happened first."
Fan Yongan immediately told the situation honestly and honestly.
King Yama even called the little girl here.
The little girl's face still had some traces of being beaten. At this moment, she walked into the gloomy Yama Palace, her eyes full of awe and helplessness.
When she saw Big Head, her eyes lit up and she immediately jumped on him. This time she was no longer afraid of Big Head's terrifying and ferocious head, and hugged Big Head's thick and powerful tentacles tightly.
Seeing the little girl, the big head showed an honest smile. After groping for a while, he took out a sugar cookie and gave it to the girl.
Xu Tianjun, who was lying on the ground, saw that this little poor man could actually sit there and eat, while he was beaten half to death, and his face suddenly became extremely ugly.
Gritting his teeth: "Sir, no matter what, this guy always kills wandering souls. According to the rules, he should go to hell!"
He was determined today to go all the way to the end, and he must punish this big-headed brute, otherwise he would be punished with a hundred sticks on his butt.
No matter who comes, it won't work. Even if the ghost leader comes in person, he will not change his words.
Seeing that Xu Tianjun, a stupid young man, actually gritted his teeth and wanted to drag his big head into the water.
When King Yama heard this, he already sent greetings to all the female relatives of Xu Tianjun.
Just when he was about to give Xu Tianjun another hundred sticks, he heard a man running in from outside the door. This man was holding a yellow scroll. He did not kneel down when he saw King Yama, but held the yellow scroll high above his head: "Emperor Zongjie"